1 Name: VIPPER 2008-07-13 00:25
I don't really know.
The other day I saw this really tall girl and thought she was super hot. Maybe I'd like to have a really tall girlfriend. People would point out our height difference and I would laugh it off and reach up to put my arm around her shoulders. We could get married and I could joke about how I married up. We could get divorced and I could tell people it was because she looked down on me.
>>205
I really want a short girlfriend. Like someone under 120cm. Preferably petanko. With twintails. and a randoseru and recorder. who doesn't speak my language. and likes to pretend she is scared and confused.
>>207
Whaaaaaat, no man. Where the hell did you get that from? I think you are projecting here.
A short flat chested girl who will dress up in a Japanese kindergarten dress code with a recorder and scream incoherently when I fuck her in her tiny pussy.
>>209
Wow you sound like a pervert. And JSYK you don't get your randoseru until first grade and you use it until 6th.
A loli, perhaps a pack of lolis.
A pack of lolis, each of whom enjoys being shuffled in a vigorous manner
If I lived in Alaska I would want a pack of sled loli to pull me around town. Instead of a whip I would have cake on a string I would use to entice them forward.
I would want her and she would want me.
ONE WORD: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY. THREAD OVER.
Here's my wishlist:
>>217 Can someone get rid of this Markov spammer?
My dream girl listens to everything I say and responds with a randomised, but weighted by distribution, reinterpretation of my words.
I would just like to take a moment t that the OP of this thread for asking such a truly thought-provoking question.
I think short girls are especially cute. Definitely needs to be a blonde. Straight long blonde flowing hair is ideal. She needs to be the outgoing life of the party type. The kind of girl that on a Tuesday night says "fuck it," and gathers up a bunch of friends to go out and having a drink.
FLAT IS JUSTICE! I am so fed up with fat girls telling they have great figures because "my curves," just because their fat rolls wrap around to the front. A girl with a petite and delicate build has been conditioned into me as the ultimate rebellion against feminist hambeasts and something that is very attractive. And on that subject, I wold like a strong girl. Not one of these progressive liberal arts feminist types that makes a point out of screaming about how she is a strong independant women. All that seems to do is just point out her weakness and insecurity. I would like a strong girl. One that is confident, vivacious, and doesn't need to adhere to some weird cognitively dissonant double think to make herself feel better.
Eclectic fashion sense. A mix of classic feminine with a dash of punk rock S&M. Cute skirts, bows, torn sleeves, and chains. that sort of thing.
Horns.
Definitely got to have horns.
That last one is a deal breaker.
is VIP quality
Light skin. Black or brown, short, fluffy bob cut hair just above her shoulders. She doesn't hold back in telling me about myself and sees all my flaws. She accepts me fully. Makes me feel comfy just from looking at her. Owns a seifuku w/ loose socks. Can play Samurai Shodown with me. Draws with me. Laughs with me. Motivates me to be productive. Wants to be a mom. Just a bit shorter than me. Just a bit taller is fine too. Humble sized chest, close to flat, but not flat enough to be dfc. Accepts my love.
Anytime I think "Man, I wanna fuck a cute short0haired girl" that description above is the longer version.
Must be a direct offspring of the 28-foot-tall lizard-god Zorp
Must have freckles
Red hair, pale flawless skin, blue eyes, cute face, average height, quiet and doesn't say stupid things.
I want a girl who is actually an effigy carved from the stump of a sacred tree.
>>233
She would probably end up being some kind of slut.
Barely legal.
Man I don't know I never even talked with a girl.
She needs to be super soft, as in having nice, smooth soft skin, deliciously yielding, squishy thighs, ass, and boobs, unruly reddish hair, light freckles over her nose and cheeks, wide hips, a round butt, A-cup, short to medium height, peach skin, catmouth and be mine forever.
Girl: Shirasaka Koume.
Boy: Me from 24 hours in the future.
>>240
Come on, I know we are talking about ideals here, but at least make it plausible.
Cattkeya, but not as a single mama.
I meant to say Cattleya
derp
>>242
Please only use that language in that tone in response to lame use of mainstream Internet slang. It just looks painful otherwise.
• cute
• has hairy armpits
• will let me lick her anus
• will lick mine
Super Sonico with the rear end of a Dodge Viper. Must be able to swallow raw eggs whole. Preferably no artistic ability. Her tail has to be made of reinforced concrete and she has to be able to put out fires with a sneeze. Ideal facial features include a wonky canine, an unidentified growth on her left cheek and a constant squint from when she accidentally held a magnifying glass up to the sun. Has to have written at least 3 novels and 12,000 words of fanfiction. Odd number of breasts OK.
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When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I'm in thirteens, know what I mean
I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter
Skinny or fat or white-skinned or black, baby I drop
These boricua mommies screamin "Aiy papi!"
I love it when they call me Big Poppa
I only smoke blunts if they roll propa
Look, I gotcha caught up in the drunk flow
Fuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo'
For niggaz gettin mad cause they bitch chose me
A big black motherfucker with g ya see
All I do is separate the game from the truth
Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia
Gettin Physical like Olivia Newt
Tricks suck my clique dick all day with no trivia
So gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed
I'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleed
Even if your new man's a certified mack
You'll get that H-town in ya, you'll want that old thing back
When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I'm in thirteens, know what I mean
I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter
Skinny or fat or white-skinned or black, baby I drop
These boricua mommies screamin "Aiy papi!"
I love it when they call me Big Poppa
I only smoke blunts if they roll propa
Look, I gotcha caught up in the drunk flow
Fuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo'
For niggaz gettin mad cause they bitch chose me
A big black motherfucker with g ya see
All I do is separate the game from the truth
Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia
Gettin Physical like Olivia Newt
Tricks suck my clique dick all day with no trivia
So gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed
I'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleed
Even if your new man's a certified mack
You'll get that H-town in ya, you'll want that old thing back
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When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I'm in thirteens, know what I mean
I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter
Skinny or fat or white-skinned or black, baby I drop
These boricua mommies screamin "Aiy papi!"
I love it when they call me Big Poppa
I only smoke blunts if they roll propa
Look, I gotcha caught up in the drunk flow
Fuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo'
For niggaz gettin mad cause they bitch chose me
A big black motherfucker with g ya see
All I do is separate the game from the truth
Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia
Gettin Physical like Olivia Newt
Tricks suck my clique dick all day with no trivia
So gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed
I'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleed
Even if your new man's a certified mack
An extremely muscular and emotionally unstable man who will rape, beat, degrade, and neglect me.
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Wears a short skirt and thigh highs all the time and is completely mute like Rei.