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[wwwyw] Hello, I'm VIPsaurus [PART 38] [the future past edition]

1 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-20 10:32
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2 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-20 10:38

Which is the best Fallout?

3 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-20 16:29

>>2
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4 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-20 16:29

How do I get good at danmaku?

5 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-20 16:47

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6 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-20 18:53

Which GNU/Linux distribution should I install for a desktop computer with multiple monitors?

7 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-20 19:32

>>6

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8 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-21 01:15

Which is the superior haircut?

9 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-21 09:31
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10 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-21 13:28

Gentoo or Funtoo?

11 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-21 14:42
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12 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-21 17:57

Cereal or toast?

13 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-22 03:24
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14 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-22 05:17

Do you do voodoo?

15 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-22 05:34
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16 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-22 09:50

5 guys or In n Out?

17 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-23 01:31
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18 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 01:33

Should I accept this simple but boring job or should I be a poor NEET?

19 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 05:23
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20 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 07:01

Does 4D really exist? If so, where can I find a 4D object?

21 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 09:01

will u be my waifu???

22 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 10:04
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23 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 12:15

Does 4D really exist? If so, where can I find a 4D object?

24 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 15:28
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25 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-26 17:16

If 42 is the answer to everything, what is the question?

26 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-27 09:27
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27 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-28 15:48

Have you ever dated a lesbian, VIPsaurus?

28 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-29 02:03
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29 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-29 05:27

Do you like steamed hams?

30 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-29 12:48
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31 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-29 13:12

Does the fear of losing it ever haunts you?

32 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-29 16:17
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33 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-29 16:22

Which tea do you like?

34 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-30 22:23
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35 Name: VIPPER 2014-08-31 20:23

Do you like China?

36 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-01 06:27
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37 Name: Steve 2014-09-01 11:07

What do you do with the mad that you feel?

38 Name: Steve 2014-09-01 11:08

What do you do with the mad that you feel?

39 Name: Steve 2014-09-01 13:53

What do you do with the mad that you feel?

40 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-01 15:27
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41 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-01 15:35

I have exactly 0.6 VIPCOINS. What should I do with them?

42 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-02 08:17
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43 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-02 08:23

What happens if you don't pay Daddy cool enough?

44 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-02 13:39
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45 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-02 22:59

what's better: jelly, jam, or preserves?

46 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-05 00:17
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47 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-05 02:24

Have you ever told someone you loved them when it wasn't quite true?

48 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-05 16:34
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49 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-05 17:34

What follows current?

50 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-06 09:49
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51 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-06 13:11

How to attract women?

52 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-06 14:18
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53 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-06 17:27

That doesn't work. Are you lying to me? HAVE YOU BEEN LYING ALL ALONG??

54 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-07 03:19
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55 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-07 07:16

Were there helium balloons in the Jurassic, VIPsaurus?

56 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-07 11:08

Ignore that previous Vipper! Is daddy really cool?

57 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-08 00:06

>>56

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58 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-09 11:49

I like hamburger. Do you like hamburger?

59 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-11 00:37
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60 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-11 03:47

Is it true that if you lost your tail your body would have no way to counterbalance the massive weight of your unnaturally elongated neck, and you would have no option but to fall face first into everything?

61 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-11 08:07
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62 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-13 11:57

Do you just let someone tell you to ignore a question like that, VIPsaurus?

63 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-13 12:03
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64 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-13 21:32

What's your favourite AA character?

65 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-14 05:21
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66 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-14 13:31

Will I ever find happiness, VIPsaurus?

67 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-14 15:40
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68 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-15 01:35

How do you feel about gays?

69 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-15 07:12
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70 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-15 09:59

What are your thoughts on Furude Rika?

71 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-16 12:28
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72 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-16 14:32
What killed the dinosaurs?
73 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-16 16:38
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74 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-16 21:09

Does this count as a question?

75 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-16 23:27
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76 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-17 03:28

Have you ever met a nekomancer, VIPsaurus?

77 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-17 22:40
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78 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-17 23:13

<丶`∀´> Isn't Corea a great country nida

79 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-18 01:45
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80 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-18 05:50

GOD DAMN YOU NIDAS FOR FUCKING UP THE SEQUENCE!

Anyhow, for my question...

I wanted to ask you dinosaur, where's my money?

81 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-18 22:11

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82 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-19 05:16

What is next?

83 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-19 23:11
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84 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-20 05:15

Which spike on your back is your favourite?

85 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-20 07:01

How long does it take for food to pass from one end of your body to the next?

86 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-20 10:57
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87 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-23 16:21

How do I find love?

88 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-23 23:33
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89 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-24 02:00

Is really loving you easy 'cuz you're byooteefool, nananananah?

90 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-25 01:08
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91 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-26 03:07

Heads or tails?

92 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-26 09:20
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93 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-26 10:53

What is real freedom?

94 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-26 19:46

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95 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-26 19:47

Want to have sex?

96 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-27 03:11
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97 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-27 14:26

What evil lurks in the hearts of men?

98 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-27 14:30
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99 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-28 01:55

How does one attain inner peace?

100 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-29 09:18
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101 Name: VIPPER 2014-09-30 03:18

which touhou would you fug?

102 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-03 05:28
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103 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-04 03:40

If you could be a magical girl what would be your color?

104 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-05 00:28
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105 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-05 05:39

Your mother and I have been wondering.... Are you gay, son?

106 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-05 08:44
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107 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-05 10:09

Cough cough cough cough How do I stop my cough? cough

108 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-05 16:03
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109 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-05 16:28

What's your favourite silent era movie?

110 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-10 15:54
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111 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-10 16:03

If I asked the other VIPsaurus which door led to paradise, what would he reply?

112 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-10 20:52
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113 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-11 02:21

Plan 9 From Outer Space is awesome!
It has everyhting: Vampires, Zombies, Zombie Vampires, UFOs, airplanes, guns, benevolent space invaders, impatient superior life-forms, unreliable technology, abominations of engineering, and Bela Lugosi.

But:

Plan 9 is not a silent movie!

(Oh, that wasn't a question, was it?)

114 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-12 10:06
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115 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-12 12:36

If you could fug a 2hu, would you do it orally, anally or vaginally?

116 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-12 14:17
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117 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-12 15:26

Have you ever dreamt of going to Gensokyo?

118 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-16 13:35
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119 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-16 14:04

Do you spit or swallow?

120 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-17 10:59
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121 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-17 18:40

What stops your carefree expression?

122 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-19 09:48
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123 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-19 10:18

Why does the universe exist?

124 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-19 10:38
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125 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-19 10:51

How many eggs can you fit in your mouth?

126 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-19 11:20
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127 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-19 20:44

What is the angle of a corner?

128 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-20 02:30
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129 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-21 09:35

When was your brain last full of fuck?

130 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-21 11:04
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131 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-21 16:03

Did you ever notice that your horns kind of look like "AMA"?

132 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-21 19:44

>>131
or delta mu delta

133 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-21 22:10
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134 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-21 23:52

Am I just a brain in a vat?

135 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 00:00
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136 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 05:06

What is the average number of cheerios per cereal box?

137 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 10:19
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138 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 10:50

Would you racemix with a triceratops?

139 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 12:32
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140 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 15:24

Will we ever run out of questions to ask?

141 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 15:55
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142 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-22 23:36

How many of you are there?

143 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-24 14:42
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144 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-24 17:18

Will space elevators really exist in the future, or is it just a bunch of scifi bullshit?

145 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-24 23:48
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146 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 00:32

>>139 So that's a yes, then?

147 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 01:32
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148 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 01:37

Should I put all my eggs in one basket for best safe-keeping?

149 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 02:07
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150 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 09:02

What will you do with them?

151 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 11:28
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152 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 11:34

What is the best career path for a VIPsaurus?

153 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 13:25
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154 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 16:32

Who will win the next elections?

155 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 20:06
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157 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-25 21:51

Have you read your SICP (Structure and Interpretation of Cisscum Privilege) today?

158 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-26 01:59
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159 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-26 09:59

If I asked you if you would suck my cock, dude, with me would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

160 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-26 10:06
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161 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-26 11:19

What is the best cleaner for tile flooring?

162 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-26 15:35
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163 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-26 17:24

How do you make sure the pain you feel is real?

164 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-26 23:31
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165 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-27 02:47

My feet stink?

166 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-27 06:32
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167 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-27 06:38

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

168 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-27 15:25
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169 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-27 16:35

What do you do if you choke on an apple?

170 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-29 04:21
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171 Name: VIPPER 2014-10-29 05:07

So you would die?

172 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-02 21:44
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173 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-03 02:16

If an apple can kill you, how have you survived the last couple dozen million years?

174 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-03 03:32
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175 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-03 06:28

What's your poop loop?

176 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-03 17:31
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177 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-03 17:34

What's the best sex position?

178 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-03 17:36
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179 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-03 17:42

What if I'm not the next?

180 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-04 03:25
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182 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-04 13:05

If Joey has 12 apples and then eats one more than 1/3rd of them, how many pesticides has he ingested?

183 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-04 15:45
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184 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-06 13:58

Does cute SJIS art truly make everything better?

185 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-06 14:53
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186 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-08 00:39

Who do VIPsauruses go to when they need to ask a question?

187 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-08 01:41
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188 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-08 10:13

What's your take on the ZOG?

189 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-08 19:20

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190 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 05:38

Which country will be rulling the world in 2057?

191 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 05:41
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192 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 11:31

That is no country I ever heard of. Do they use a king?

194 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 12:44
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195 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 13:56

Gee, VIPsaurus. What short legs you have!

196 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 14:03
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197 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 17:31

what is love

198 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 17:34

What happened on that fateful night late summer 2007?

199 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 18:55
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200 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 23:41

Can you stand on 2 feet?

201 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-09 23:47

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202 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 04:09

Have you ever chosen to oscillate?

203 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 04:18
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204 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 04:45

RIP further questions.

205 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 06:02
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206 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 07:05

Promise to say "next", next time, ok?

207 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 10:33

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208 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 11:53

What's the opposite of previous?

209 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-10 12:24
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210 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-11 01:36

If you could invent one new flavor of ice cream sandwich what would it be?

211 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-11 11:19
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212 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-11 11:22

Would you lovingly penetrate Tabitha Catherine?

213 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-12 00:09
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214 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-12 05:42

Which is your favourite member of Team Shanghai Alice?

215 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-12 06:35
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216 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-12 09:48

Have you ever been in a secret society, VIPsaurus?

217 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-12 09:52
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218 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-13 04:58

Do you think Hitler was wrong?

219 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-13 12:03
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220 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-13 15:47

Would you attend a dinosaur pride march or would you be afraid you'd be the only one attending?

221 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-14 04:04
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222 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-14 05:05

What kind of meat are hotdogs made from?

223 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-14 07:06
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224 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-14 08:52

Wheeeeeeeeeere is my miiiiiiiiind?

225 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-15 09:19
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226 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-15 10:16

Where's your head at?

227 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-15 23:47
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228 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-16 01:34

How often do you smoke the marijuanas?

229 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-16 08:52
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230 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-16 10:24

Wherefore didst the chicken make way across yon pathway?

231 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-16 14:13
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232 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-16 17:48

What's the most nutritious poop?

233 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-17 02:03
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234 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-17 04:08

Is life just a hallucination?

235 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-17 12:07
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236 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-17 13:48

What's your best technique for auto-fellatio?

237 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-17 22:59
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238 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-18 02:53

Is anal stimulation gay?

239 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-18 05:50
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240 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-18 18:56

What is the best and worst Shakespeare play?

241 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-18 19:34
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242 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-18 19:56

So, Macbeth?

243 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-18 21:51
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244 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-19 07:40

What is the best Touhou theme?

245 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-19 15:48
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246 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-19 15:50

What do you do when you want to be lewd?

247 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-20 09:08
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248 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-20 10:06

What's good, nyiggaaaaah?

249 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 09:18
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250 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 09:52

Is anime just escapism for losers with unfulfilling lives?

251 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 09:54

Should I merc some nigger that stepped on my kicks? I mean these aren't just any new shoes. These were mint condition never worn Nike Air Alpha Force II, and no I am not talking about those 2004 retros. These were the real deal. So I was with this pretty little white girl at MacDonalds, and some chump nigger stepped on one of them and completely ruined them. I didn't do anything because I wanted to get a taste of that thick ass later, but I know who is is and were he lives.

252 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 11:23
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253 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 11:27

Is India as disgusting as it looks?

254 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 12:17
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255 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 12:34

What can you recommend of improvised jazz?

256 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 13:31
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257 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 15:41

Which is the best VIPTRONIC release so far?

258 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 15:54
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259 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 18:13

How bad will be Earth in 2050?

260 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 19:32
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261 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-23 22:39

Where are your eggs?

262 Name: VIPsaurus that normally eats Cheerios 2014-11-24 10:45
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263 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-24 11:13

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

264 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-24 16:16
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265 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-24 19:17

How often do you smoke weed?

266 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 09:24
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267 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 11:04

I thought you were a herbivore that CHEWED the grass, not inhale it! Why didn't you just chew it?

268 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 11:13
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269 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 11:40

How can I defeat the Taurus Demon?

271 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 11:51
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272 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 12:06

Who is your favorite poet?

273 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 12:59
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274 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 13:15

When did you last check yourself before you shrekt yourself?

275 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 16:54
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276 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-25 18:40

Define shrek when used as a verb.

277 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 02:01
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278 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 09:52

Why does blogspot.com think that I'm either Estonian or Arabic?

279 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 10:12
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280 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 11:26

When was the last time you cried?

281 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 12:30
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282 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 13:02

>>277
Why does the definition of shrek take two arguments?

283 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 16:47
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284 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 23:35

>>282
I don't know what you mean by argument. If you mean what is inside the parentheses (v, t) then it just means that the verb is transitive (it takes a direct object: "He shreked her")

Otherwise, if you meant a predicate argument, I'm not sure how you would think there would be two of them.

285 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-26 23:36

What operating system do you use?

286 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-27 00:10
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288 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-27 00:38
(defun shrek (vee tee)
(format t "~@(~@{~a~}~)" vee " shreked " tee "!!!"))
290 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-27 13:51

Why is BIND such a shit?

291 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-27 15:22
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292 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-27 17:21

Why do only girls find pewdiepie funny?

293 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-27 17:23
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294 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-27 18:07

What kind of humour do you like, dino?

295 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 02:11
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296 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 02:53

How long have you known you were gay?

297 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 08:29
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298 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 09:42

How do I get people to like me?

299 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 10:02
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300 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 12:43

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

301 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 13:18
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302 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 14:28

How do I deal with a bisexual woman who talks like she is every lame meme on the internet combined, has no personality of her own, tries her hardest to speak American English and is unfortunately a flatmate I have to be around?

303 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 14:44
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304 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 16:49
>>302
I know exactly what kind of person you're talking about. I'm not entirely sure what you should do about your situation, but I can say that you should absolutely never sleep with her. Seriously - she is likely very emotionally unstable and, as I have seen in the past, will call rape at any little thing to provide more attention to herself. Almost got one of my buddies into big trouble in a similar case; girl was nutters and acted exactly like you said.

Assuming that isn't a problem, I'd say spend as little time with her as possible. If you're like many VIPPERS and do a few (or a lot of) drugs, or like to go and dick around with your friends in relatively unreserved ways, generally this person will be super reserved about that kind of stuff and will label you as a lunatic or something along those lines: this will only cause tension. Your situation could be completely different, but from what I read its really similar to my buddy's situation last year.

Where are you from by the way? Britain or Oceania I'm guessing?
305 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 16:58
...said the VIPsaurus, as he rematerialized from thin air.

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306 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 17:03
VIPsaurus, is there anyway we can deal with posters like >>304-san so they will figure out to either lurk until they understand the board or just leave?
307 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-28 23:26

Drugs are for degenerate DQN, that said I do enjoy butt-plugging heroin occasionally.

308 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 02:24
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309 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 03:13
What is the best Rider Form, and why is it Suika Arms?
310 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 05:58
>>304
Britain, and she is already in a relationship with another girl.

At least I only have until next summer before it is no more and I don't have to deal with her again. ( ´・ω・)
311 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 06:38
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312 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 08:25

Who is the best fighting game player?

313 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 09:01

Who keeps shitting up this thread?

314 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 09:54

What is the top speed of an unladden swallow?

315 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 10:00

Who was phone? How do I shot web? Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? What's the weather like up there? Have you stopped beating your wife? What do I mean when I say "Who am I?"? What the fuck?

316 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 10:37
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317 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 11:11

Should I or should I not ask a question in this thread?

318 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 11:32
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319 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 12:28

Should I ask what my country can do for me

320 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-29 13:43
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321 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-30 04:21

How are you feeling, VIPsaurus?

322 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-30 09:26
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323 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-30 10:27

What's your favorite vegetable

324 Name: VIPPER 2014-11-30 12:19
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325 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-01 06:38

How big are you really?

326 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-01 13:56

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327 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-01 14:03

What is the best career path for a VIPsaurus?

328 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-01 14:32
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329 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-01 14:35
How long is your tail?
330 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-01 16:10
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331 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-01 17:37

How do I recognize an impostor, VIPsaurus?

332 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-02 00:00
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333 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-02 00:34

Which programming language should I learn?

334 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-02 01:22
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335 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-02 01:31

What is God's plan for my life, VIPsaurus?

336 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-02 02:23
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337 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-02 22:28

What do we learn from >>335?

338 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 04:41
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339 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 05:13

What will you do once this thread reaches a thousand posts?

340 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 11:52
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341 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 13:24

Does the illuminati exist?

342 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 16:19
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343 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 16:20

How many conspiracies calling themselves "Illuminati" are there?

344 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 17:08
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345 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-03 18:01

What's your third favorite place on the internet?

346 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 09:02
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347 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 09:21

Who is your favorite western classical composer?

348 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 09:36
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349 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 13:14

What does a vagina taste like?

350 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 13:19

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351 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 13:20

What is the nature of the answers that you give, VIPsaurus?

352 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 13:30
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353 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-04 17:56

What can I do to be a better person?

354 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-05 10:34
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355 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-06 04:38

Check my dubs.

356 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-06 11:27

So here's a question:

How do you wipe after taking a shit?

357 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-06 12:01
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358 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-06 12:42

Who do you think will win the Capcom Cup?

359 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-07 18:48
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360 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-07 20:10

How does one stop the attempts by the jews to enslave and destroy mankind?

361 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-07 20:16
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362 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-07 20:30

What's your favorite progressive rock band?

363 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-07 22:31
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364 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-07 23:06

Does a dog have the Buddha nature?

365 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 03:44
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366 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 03:45

Are you an impostor?

367 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 13:49
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368 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 13:53

How many languages can you speak?

369 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 13:53

Where can I find instant copulation?

370 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 17:13
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371 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 19:11

Do you have family?

372 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 20:11
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373 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-08 20:31

How many languages can you type in?

374 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-09 01:17
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375 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-09 01:26

Did you know your head looks like lambdamlambda?

376 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-10 02:01
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377 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-10 03:13

How many licks does it take to open a lidded garbage can?

378 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-10 03:14
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379 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-10 06:59

Where do you get your nails done?

380 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-11 03:06
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381 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-11 06:11

How does a lidded garbage can open with only zero licks?

382 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-11 07:36
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383 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-11 09:28

Why don't you have spikes on your neck?

384 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-11 10:38
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385 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-11 12:35

How many dimensions are there?

386 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-11 12:41
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387 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-12 09:35

What's the worst dinosaur pun you can think of?

388 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-12 10:35
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389 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-13 01:08

How many instruments canst thou play?

390 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-14 07:01

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391 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-14 13:06

HAROO EEBERIINYAN. HOO AA YUU.

392 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-14 18:21
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393 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-14 22:08

Why is moot such a faggot?

394 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-14 23:10
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395 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-14 23:21

I love orbs and egg. Is my brain broken?

396 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-15 09:25
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      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      | So this guy says he is into circular objects...
      \_  ______
         ∨
                    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ∧_∧        | IS HE A CHUBBY-CHASER!?
       ( ´∀`)       /へ._______
       (    っ-~ ∧ ∧
  ∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、(゚Д゚;)
 ( ・∀・ )        ヽ⊂  ヽ
 (    つヽ、    ∧_∧\ ノ〜
  し__) \  ニニ(    ). \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        || ̄ ̄ (    ) ̄||   < Pochako! Pochako!
            (__○ノ       \________
   ∧
/ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|  NEXT!
\________
397 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-15 15:56

What is your favourite soft, fleshy part of the female body?

398 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-15 16:08

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399 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-15 21:14

Followup question: what makes eyelids your favorite?

400 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-16 00:22
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401 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-16 00:27

What is your favorite hard, firm part of the female body?

402 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-16 01:32
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403 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-16 08:33

What is your favorite jazz standard?

404 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-16 09:25
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405 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-16 11:18

Am I a detestable human being?

406 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-16 11:23
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407 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 00:21

How will my interview go?

408 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 01:29
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409 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 13:48
Oppai Oppai?
410 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 16:59
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  ( ゚∀゚)    < OPPAI! OPPAI! NEXT!
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411 Name: nice 2014-12-17 17:16
412 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 17:36

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  ( ´ー`)    < That's spam. No one click that link. Smoochy-sama, please delete it and ban the IP address of the spammer. NEXT!
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413 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 18:26

What do you think of link spamming?

414 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 20:12

reminder that SJIS art breaks if you don't use text art formatting

415 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 20:35

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LINK SPAMMING, THEN?

416 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 21:32

>>415
20:35
Two five is dubs, and consider them checked.

417 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-17 22:41
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418 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-18 02:18

What is your favorite part of Strike Witches?

419 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-18 06:57
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420 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-18 10:56

What transforms every inch of your body into the tip of the penis?

421 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-18 14:26
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422 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-18 15:48

Have you seen Pulp Fiction?

423 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-20 04:22
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424 Name: niceH 2014-12-20 05:40
425 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-21 19:14

Would you buy one of my farm-raised peacocks if I put them up for auction?

426 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-22 01:29
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427 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-22 19:26

Hi, Mittens. How are you?

428 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-22 19:38

What did you do last summer?

429 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-22 21:38
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430 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-22 21:53

Is Mittens VIP? Y / N

431 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-22 21:55

What do you think of power metal?

432 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-23 03:07
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433 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-23 03:55

What hairstyle did you have in high school?

434 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-23 07:25
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435 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-23 09:53

Is Mittens a JEWish horse, or simply a horse faced JEWess?

436 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-23 21:45
Are you any relation of the VIPsaurus of 6ch?
437 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-24 13:41
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438 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-24 14:08

Which 2hu is the worst?

439 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-24 15:02
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440 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-24 16:11

Which 2hu is the best?

441 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-24 16:15
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442 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-31 08:50

Did your own generation ever sell out, VIPsaurus?

443 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-31 15:15

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444 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-31 15:51

Check 'em

445 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-31 16:40

What did you do for new year's eve, VIPsaurus?

446 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-31 17:22
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447 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-31 18:46

How do I convince my brothers widow to have sex with me? I've wanted to bang her since they started dating.

448 Name: VIPPER 2014-12-31 19:03
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449 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 00:56

What year will they finish translating the h-game Violated Heroine?

450 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 01:43
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451 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 04:36

Well when are the Japs going to finish the main quest then?

452 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 05:01
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453 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 09:41

What was the name of the company Steve Jobs founded in 1985?

454 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 10:51
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455 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 12:59

What's the quickest way to Gensokyo?

456 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 22:30
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457 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-01 22:30
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
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458 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-02 04:18
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459 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-02 09:57

What can I do to stop this embarrassing double-post?

460 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-02 16:20

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  ( ´ー`)    < Stop using your browser's ``back'' feature after posting, or switch to a browser that doesn't keep POST urls in immediate history. NEXT!
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461 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-02 17:49

Where do you keep your eggs?

462 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-02 18:10
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463 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-02 19:15

Do you like waffles?

464 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-03 10:28
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465 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-03 10:29

Is the weed on the show real?

466 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-04 03:30
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467 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 09:18

Were you ever a shitposter, VIPsaurus?

468 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 10:35

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  ( ´ー`)    < nigger cuck fucktard shit ass nigger tumblr retard SJW. NEXT!
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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

469 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 10:35
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470 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 13:35

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

471 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 13:42
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472 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 14:02

ogenkidesuka?

473 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 14:08
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  ( `ー´)    < Bochibochi ya naa. TSUGI!
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474 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-06 14:36
what's your favourite place to buy clothes in england?
475 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-07 06:59
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476 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-07 17:56

JEWS?

477 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-08 09:58
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478 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-09 08:41

NEWS?

479 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-09 09:21

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480 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-09 09:27

Why did your tail explode?

481 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-09 09:29

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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

482 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-10 09:16

what's the price of a mile?

483 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-12 09:07
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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
484 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-12 09:16

What should I name my dog?

485 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-12 11:52
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < "Pluralism". NEXT!
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486 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-12 15:13

What lies beyond your carefree expression, dinosaur?

487 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-15 08:34
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  ( ´ー`)    < The hole that devours. NEXT!
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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
488 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-15 12:24

How much time does humanity have left?

489 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-16 06:35
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  ( ´ー`)    < At most 120 years. NEXT!
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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
490 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-16 19:42

How much wood would a VIPsaurus chuck if a VIPsaurus would chuck wood?

491 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-16 21:32
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
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492 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-17 06:29

What does it feel like to hold a girl's hand?

493 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-17 06:42

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  ( ´ー`)    < Like being dragged down into a burning pit of hatred by the searing talons of a hellish demon. NEXT!
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          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

494 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-17 10:21

What does it feel like to hold Mitten's hand?

495 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-17 12:18

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  ( ´ー`)    <A fistful of ham hocks. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

496 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-17 12:22

But that isn't kosher, VIPsaurus. How will she meet a nice JEWish boy like her mother has been kvetching about? Oy vey it's annuda shoah!

497 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-22 09:51
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < By wearing a dollar bill on her nose ring at full moon. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
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498 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-22 09:53

Why did I just think you were talking about Saene and wonder why she would have a nose ring?

499 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-22 15:07
      ,-、       ,-、
    /:::::;ゝ-ーー- 、,./:::::|
   / ''"        ヽ::::|
   l   ヽ    ノ    |
   l,  ●       ●  l Fuck you fucking faggot. NEXT!
    `、 '''  (_人_,ノ '''  ,/
     `'''┬ー‐‐─‐'"、´
        |     ヘ   !
     /"V"''ヽ  >‐'
      {__人___ノ-‐'
500 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-23 11:01

Why do spammers exist, VIPsaurus?

501 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-23 15:28
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < There is no spam, only NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
502 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-23 18:10

What precedes next?

503 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-23 21:19
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  ( ´ー`)    < In your case, voltage. NEXT!
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          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
504 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-25 03:30
What is the speed of the great white shark?
505 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-25 14:58
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < 1488 miles per hour. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
506 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-26 11:00

Have you ever worn glasses?

507 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-26 16:54
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
508 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-27 07:34

What do you think of the recent murder of moot by Ben Garrison?

509 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-27 09:54
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Accept no imitations. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
510 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-27 10:26

Dippee-dee-dah-dee-dah-doo-dah, dee, dah-dee-dah-dooh?

511 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-27 15:44
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I don't listen to Jazz. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
512 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-27 17:43

Do sleeping dreams mean anything?

513 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-29 20:24
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Nothing unexpected. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
514 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-29 20:53

What can we expect from you, dinosaur?

515 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-29 22:02
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  ( ´ー`)    < Nothing unexpected. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
516 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-30 11:21

Do you own any clothing lines?

517 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-30 14:28
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I gave my last coat hanger to your mum, after I made her walk the dinosaur. NEXT!
   \ <      └────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
518 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-30 14:37

How does one effectively spread ridicule?

519 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-30 20:46
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Pretend to be Mittens and act like you enjoy something.. NEXT!
   \ <      └────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
520 Name: VIPPER 2015-01-30 22:23

What's a spline, VIPsaurus?

521 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-07 15:26
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < It's certainly not a spine. NEXT!
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
522 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-07 19:09

Every intelligent person is at least a little pretentious, right?

523 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-07 23:22
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Those who got there by acting clever until it stuck, sure. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
524 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-08 01:39

How many licks does it take to get to the center of an oni?

525 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-08 06:25
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < WA GA WANKAI NI MEKITARU! CHISHISESU! KOKO NI KIWAMORE! NEXT!
   \ <      └────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
526 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-08 06:33

How would you describe your relationship with the Loch Ness monster?

527 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-08 06:53
  ∧M∧     ┌────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I'm not at liberty to discuss this. NEXT!
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    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
528 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-09 01:49

Have you ever been to Scotland?

529 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-10 03:45
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Aye, the land of mountains and cheese. NEXT!
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
530 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-10 17:01
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Time to cover.     /|
   \ <      └────────//
    \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
      \               /
       ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
531 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-11 02:51

Hey shorty, does your dad have a Scottish lady friend, possibly aquatic in nature?

532 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-11 16:02
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I'm not here.      /|
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      \               /
       ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
533 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-11 19:25

Should I get circumcised so I can use my maternal grandmother being jewish as an excuse to move to Israel?

534 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-13 07:58
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No, NYC/NJ is much better for a genuine jew.
   \ <      └────────/|
    \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
      \               /
       ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
535 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-13 12:49

Do you sleep laying down or standing up? How do your legs feel about it?

536 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-14 17:52
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I sleep around, that's all I can say. NECKST!
   \ <      └────────/|
    \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
      \               /
       ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
537 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-15 20:22

Will your neck ever grow back to normal?

538 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-15 20:30
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Grow? Yes. Normal? NEXT!
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      \.\
       \.\
         \.\
          \.\
            \.\                       /|
              \.\                     //
               \.\                    //
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                   \               /
                    ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
539 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-16 09:46

What's the longest your neck has been?

540 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-16 14:36
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < 73 pages (US legal in 12pt Mona). NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
541 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-16 15:02

I know you're bullshitting me, but anyhow...

Who will win the next futebol world cup?

542 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-16 17:13
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Germany. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
543 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-17 01:49

What is the smallest unit of time?

544 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-17 09:25
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  ( ´ー`)    < Am I Wikipedia? NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
545 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-17 15:37

What is the quickest way to a man's heart, without puncturing any vital organs, tissue, or otherwise?

546 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-17 15:55
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Drunken loli oni pee. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
547 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-18 20:10

Do you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth?

548 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-18 20:26

Ignore that useless question!

Why do your neck always extend diagonally?

549 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-18 20:58
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < It's actually a complex and beautiful curve, but you can't see it in two dimensions. NEXT!
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
550 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 08:56

Do you ever get tired of all the sass, VIPsaurus?

551 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 14:09
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Tell me about it. Why did you think I was hiding? NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
552 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 17:40

Do you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth?

553 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 18:32

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < People assign their kids a gender at birth? My parents assigned me an assassination job! cough fucking pussy cough cough NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

554 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 18:33

Isn't marijuana not not inherently funny?

555 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-20 04:12
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Sure... not! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
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        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
556 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-20 08:12

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

557 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 15:41

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I have no knowledge of android dreams, but your mother certainly dreams of my 10" dinosaur cock. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

558 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 16:41

Isn't 10" a little small for a dinosaur?

559 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 08:58

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Not for a 2.5" dinosaur! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

560 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 16:03

How safe do you feel a hot air balloon ride is? Have you ever been on one?

561 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 12:15
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < It's safer than riding a cannonball. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
562 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 01:44

What is your favorite breakfast meal, VIPsaurus?

563 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 03:20
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Hotdog. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
564 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 12:16

If there are hotdogs, are there hotdinos?

565 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 10:16

 ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I consider myself a hot dino. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

566 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 10:24

Candy / I call my sugar candy / because I'm sweet on candy / and candy's sweet on me.
She understands me / my understanding candy / and candy's always handy / when I need sympathy.
I wish that there were four of her / so I could love much more of her
She has taken my complete heart / got a sweet tooth for my sweet heart.

567 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 13:40

How do you feel about the above lyrics, VIPsaurus?

568 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 00:24
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < The Manhattan Transfer track I always skip past. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
569 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 00:28

Is there anything funnier than kissing a baby on the lips?

570 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 00:40
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < There is nothing so funny that nothing is funnier. NEXT!
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          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
571 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 02:12

What is the capitol of Australia?

572 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 05:35
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  ( ´ー`)    < A. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
573 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 07:31

Is being gay a bad thing or not, in the end? Grant me your wisdom, VIPsaurus.

574 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 08:03
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Is being a dinosaur? NEXT!
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    \.\                       /|
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          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
575 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 14:25

Do you ever shed your spines?

576 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 16:32
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  ( ´ー`)    < No, never. NEXT!
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          \.\_______________________________//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
577 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 16:37

I prefer to use Firefox when I browse SAoVQ, because the text art actually displays correctly. Does this make me a furfag?

578 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 07:53
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Only if you're turned on by it. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
579 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 09:13

What does being sexually aroused by my browser make me?

580 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 12:11
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < A big fat butt. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
581 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 14:17

Do you ever take naps? Or do you just sleep at night?

582 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 00:18
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    <  I cannot sleep at night. That's what the day is for anyway.
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
583 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 11:44

Can I write a book about you?

584 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 14:02

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    <  Only if it's written in human blood. NEXT! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

585 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 14:59

What's REALLY at the end of the rainbow?

586 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 17:51
 ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    <  A blade sharp enough to kill God Himself. Also, weed. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
587 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 18:14

My shoelaces frequently come untied by themselves. What is an appropriate way to punish them for this?

588 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 00:39

   ∧M∧      ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)   < There are no INappropriate ways. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                  //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

589 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 01:06

Why don't you use text art formatting?

590 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 20:42
   ∧M∧      ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)   < He's an imposter! Get him! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                  //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
591 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 20:43

What is the etymology of the word "VIPPER"?

592 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-02 08:58
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Beats me, it's from before my time. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
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      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
593 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-02 10:11

When you go on the subway, which seat do you like to take?

594 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-02 11:41
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < All of them at once. НЭКСТ!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
595 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-02 11:43

Check my palindrome get

596 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-02 12:41

How would you access Gensokyo?

597 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-02 19:33
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Through a portal up your own butthole, head first. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
598 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-03 02:45

What is the name of your stand?

599 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-03 10:38
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Anarcho-pugilism. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
600 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-03 14:17

Do you like filling out the tax forms?

601 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 00:00

Why did you ignore my palindrome get?

602 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 02:15
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I enjoy turning in the forms after wiping my ass with them. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
603 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 08:59
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < >>601 Ask me anything. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
604 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 15:46

How do you lay your cables?

605 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 16:54
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Direct burial. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
606 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-04 17:29

What is rap music?

607 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 02:00
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < 糞. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
608 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 10:34

I never knew you were such a plebeian philistine, VIPsaurus. I think I'll take my questions elsewhere.
What do you think about THAT? HUH?!

609 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 12:48
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Don't think, feel, and you'll be Tanasinn. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
610 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 13:28

How do you remain warm in a cold climate?

611 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 14:04
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Check 'em. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
612 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 16:34

How do I prevent my VIPsaurus from being demonically posessed by Dubsjew?

613 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 19:02
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < By rubbing some cooling ointment on your angry, swollen nipples. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
614 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 19:20

Suck my angry, swollen nipples!

615 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 19:32

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I will slurp on them like a girl in one of my JAVs. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

616 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-05 19:45

How does one kill a man?

617 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-06 01:05
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Wait long enough and nature will do it for you. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
618 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-06 01:10
|  |
|  |               ,----------------、
|  |              /  ̄ ̄ ̄.// ̄ ̄ ̄|| |三    ┌─────────
|_|    >>616      /       .// ∧M∧ .|| |三    <  Like so. NEXT!
|  |    ∧__∧ ドーン[/____________//[ ](´ー` ) || | 三 三 └──────────
| ̄|    (゚∀。 )∵  ||_     ___|_| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|.| | 三 三
""""""" (ヽ  )ヽミ .lO|--- |O゜.|___ _ |.|_|ニニニニニニニl.|三 三
   \ \ヽ 丶 ミ  |_∈口∋ ̄_l______l⌒   l.|______| l⌒l_||三 三三
     \  \       ̄ ̄`--' ̄ ̄ `ー' ̄ ̄    `--'  `ー'
619 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-06 01:12
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Son, didn't I tell you to do your homework?
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
620 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-06 08:59

Do you want to build a snowman?

621 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-06 21:45
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
622 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-06 21:46

What do niggers nig?

623 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-07 12:55
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < All the niggables a nigga can nig. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
624 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-07 18:18

Why isn't "whim" a question word?

625 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-10 09:19
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < By imperial decree. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
626 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-10 19:06

How many genders have you collected so far?

627 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-11 00:11
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < All seven of them. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
628 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-11 07:23

Are they all dwarves?

629 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-13 02:11
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < One of them is a gnome. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
630 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-13 07:17

What's the best kind of alcoholic drink?

631 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-13 17:38
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Fermented pigeon milk. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
632 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-13 17:43

How is it better than magical loli oni pee?

633 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-14 18:39
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Readily available to reptiles, and less ammonia. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
634 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-15 02:03

What kind of loli pee has the least ammonia?

635 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-15 05:31
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    <Fettuccine. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
636 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-16 09:35

What makes a successful story?

637 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-16 12:51
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Magical loli oni pee. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
638 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-16 14:19

What is the lewdest thought you have had?

639 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-16 20:20
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < That's not actually my tail as such. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
640 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-18 03:10

Should I carry around all of my unidentified potions and scrolls?

641 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-18 05:57

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Quaff and read them as soon as you find them. What are you, scared? NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
642 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-18 07:42

What's the deepest hole your dinopenis has entered?

643 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-19 07:16
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < The void of interstellar space betwixt your mother's legs. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
644 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-19 08:33

Do you fart when you pee?

645 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-19 10:06
 ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Why do you care? are you some degenerate fetishist? NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
646 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-20 11:25

What would you recommend to an aspiring toucan?

647 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-20 13:33
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Purchase and maintain disability insurance. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
648 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-20 15:54

Why do your legs look like one half of pills?

649 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-21 23:03
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Fail to finish your prescriptions and you'll find out, yourself. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
650 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-22 00:25

Can you make the Welsh "ll" sound?

651 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-22 16:50
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < "ll" NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
652 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-23 08:56

What do you think about the guinea pigs?

653 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-23 12:54
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < They're the ideal sooth-saying instrument. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
654 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-23 15:58

Would you pon pon pon de floor with Major Lazer and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu?

655 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-23 16:03
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Not without a guarantee of multiple casualties. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
656 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-23 16:20

Is it semen extraction time yet? I am a male btw.

657 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-23 23:30
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Check the SAoVQ Semen Calendar at http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/the-jizz-whiz/. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
658 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-24 17:39

Have you ever needed to get a scale transplant?

659 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-24 21:55
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( -ー-)    < wat
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
660 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-25 14:47
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Who the hell are you? I get a scale transplant every 6 months. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
661 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-25 16:17

Have you thought of ingesting your own cum?

662 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-25 16:55
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( -ー-)    < huh
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
663 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-25 16:57
664 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-25 18:13
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I don't accept bit.ly links, only check or cash order. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
665 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-25 22:22
  
  
   \                          ∧M∧     ┌─────────
    \.\                      ( -ー-)    < eh
      \.\                     //      └──────────
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
666 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 01:32

Are you okay?

667 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 09:09


    (. ̄.)
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /┌─────────
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄( -ー-) ̄∪∪ < wat
                  VWV       └──────────
668 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 09:13

Dinosaur please. What the fuck is wrong with you?

669 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 10:57
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < My cousin is visiting and his spectrum is special. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
670 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 12:14

Who's shitting up this thread?

671 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 12:37
             ┌─────────
   huh      < ( -ー-)
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
672 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 16:36

What is your opinion on collusion in the FGC?

673 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-26 17:15
           ∩∩______∩∩
          /               \
        //V V V V V V V V V V V\'\
       //                   \'\
      //                        \'\
      |/                          \'\
                                 > \     ┌─────────
                                 ( -ー-)    < Yea
                                 VWV     └──────────
674 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-27 09:34

Are you having issues with the gravitas, VIPsaurus?

675 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-27 15:42
           ∩∩______∩∩        ∧M∧     ┌─────────
          /               \      ( -ー-)    < eh
        //V V V V V V V V V V V\'\       > /      └──────────
       //                   \'\_/./
      //                        \ _/
676 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-27 18:38

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < The novelty seems to have worn off. Just don't try to hug him. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

677 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-27 18:41

Have you ever tried to be Table-Saurus? Can you fit on a table?

678 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-27 19:30
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < The universe is just one big table. We are all cats sitting on it.
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
________∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
                     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄     ̄\
..                                \
______________________\
... ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | ̄
._____________________| |
.. ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
679 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-28 01:30

I thought we were all tables holding up the universal Ur-cat? Which one is real?

680 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-28 07:13

>>678
Do you feel you need to do this to compete with the other dinosaur?

681 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-28 10:49
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < >>679,680 Mu. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
682 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-28 11:23

Cake or Pie?

683 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-28 11:24
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( 0^0 )    < >>681-682 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
684 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-31 15:38

When will you return to normal, VIPsaurus?

685 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-31 16:07
   ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I'm all better, guys! I'm the old me!
   \ <      └──────────
   \.\                   /|
     \.\                 //
       \.\               //
        \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
          \            /
           ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
686 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-01 02:57

Is it a bad idea to drink alchohol if your throat is still burned from acid reflux?

687 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-01 08:28
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Eat some downers first, to be safe. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
688 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-01 11:05

Where do you prefer to go grocery shopping?

689 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-02 16:16
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < At the dino-store. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
690 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-02 17:22

What's your favourite piece of heavy earth-moving equipment?

691 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-02 18:47
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < At the heavy earth-moving equipment. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
692 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-03 06:29

How much lewd juice has entered your mouth?

693 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-03 06:34
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Exit only. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
694 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-03 10:54

What do you look like sitting down?

695 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-03 21:50
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < A stage projection of Megurine Luka. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
696 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-03 22:07

What is your favorite desert dessert?

697 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-03 22:22
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I'm partial to the cactus cake. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
698 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-04 03:40

How much do you lift?

699 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-04 07:39
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < My own weight. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
700 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-04 13:33

When will you become a dinoZORD?

701 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-06 21:46
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Those days are long gone...NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
702 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-06 22:10

Why is "wake up sex" the only great track from Run Return?

703 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-07 14:28
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Sex is degenerate and should be made illegal. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
704 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-07 19:28

Can you get it up anymore, VIPsaurus?

705 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-08 05:28

What's your favorite kanji?

706 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-08 14:26
∧M∧     ┌─────────
( ´ー`)    < Of course. NEXT!
 |. |▔     └──────────
 |. |                   /|
 |. |                  //
 |. |                  //
 |. |∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
 \               /
   ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
707 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-08 16:00
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < >>705 姦. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
708 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-08 19:47

What is your favorite dinner?

709 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-09 08:30
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I like to eat out your mother. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
710 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-09 11:41

Is it true that all English people are ugly, and all English people that are attractive aren't really English at all?

711 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-09 13:57
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Warm blood pig disgusting. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
712 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-09 19:02

Do you ever make exceptions for illness, death, or natural emergency in which you would call on the PREVIOUS poster?

713 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-10 11:37
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Yes: for a reversal of the flow of time (per PKD). NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
714 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-10 19:02

Do you have a favorite videogame?

715 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-10 23:21
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Yes, Dance Dance Revolution. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
716 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-12 02:29

How do two girls have sex?

717 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-12 03:41
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Presumably with two men. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
718 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-12 04:45

Did he really rape his mom TO DEATH, BRO?

720 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-13 21:08

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I like your style. He!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

721 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-13 23:12

How many threads to a string, VIPsaurus?

722 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 02:32
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < π threads. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
723 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 02:38

Are you a bitch niggah?

724 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 03:23
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I am not a dog, nor am I from African decent. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
725 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 03:28

How old are you?

726 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 07:33
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Fucking ancient. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
727 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 08:16
are you virgem
728 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 08:34

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Eh... I am not a v-virgin! I saw my cousin's nipples once!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

729 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 11:33

But VIPsaurus, dinosaurs haven't got nipples. Is your cousin... mixed?

730 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-20 14:13
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I am not dinosaur, I am VIPsaurus. NEKST!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
731 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 03:01

If you are not a virgin then how come you have a son? (checkmate)

732 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 06:55
>>731
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I pressed the tip onto the entrance of the vagina and continuously ejaculated for 30 minutes. That doesn't count as sex. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
733 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 08:09

So what's the next step of your master plan?

734 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 08:47
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I think I'll just continue answering inquiries. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
735 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 09:07

No, this can't be happening. Aren't I in charge here?

736 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 10:13
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < ああ、面白い「ベイン」ミーム でしょう? ha−ha。次!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
737 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 12:44

What the fuck is so "omoshiroi" about Baneposting, dinosaur?

738 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 15:08
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I'm not a dinosaur. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
739 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 17:11

Have you started the fire?

740 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 17:15
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I have a fire in my heart that will never burn out. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
741 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-21 17:29

Someone get this hothead out of here.

742 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 01:18

Is VIPPER just one guy posting every single post by himself?

743 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 02:39
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < There are only 2 posters: me and some asshole who asks stupid questions. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
744 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 06:40

Which yuruyuri would u fuck?

745 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 07:53

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Every
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

746 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 08:48

Where's your NEXT?

747 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 11:08
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Where's yours? NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
748 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 14:24

Are you a member of the Dollars?

749 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 15:57

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750 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 15:58

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751 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-22 18:01
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < dino - Paid old 100+ http://short4u.de/5506c242bafc3
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
752 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-23 08:47
Which one of these undoubtedly free funny linkss posted hereee leads to VIP Quality, wise VIPsaurus?
753 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-23 13:12
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < None of them! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
754 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-24 03:03

How did you live for so long?

755 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-24 07:45

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I'm only under 80
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

756 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-24 08:38

Why is there a M on your head dude

757 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-24 13:00
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I ate the other one. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
758 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-24 13:27

Who dropped the spaghetti all over the floor?

759 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-24 16:27
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < ...NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
760 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-24 20:38

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NEXT! NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

761 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-25 08:52

I told you to not spill the goddamn spaghetti

762 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-25 10:55
  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < That isn't a question. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
763 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-25 19:21

Be honest with me. Has this place declined in VIP Quality the past couple of months?

764 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-25 21:15

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765 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-25 22:28

When you turn off the lights theres a skelton there?

766 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-25 22:42

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767 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 00:07

What kind of hat should I buy?

768 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 03:04
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769 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 03:08

Do you like Smug Pepe?

770 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 03:59

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771 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 04:03

Do you collect rare Pepes?

772 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 06:19

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773 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 06:31

Did Pepe peepeepoopoo you or something?

774 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 08:19

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775 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 08:28

How can I stop being so insecure of my intelligence?

776 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 10:41

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777 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 11:14

Scone, muffin, or pie?

778 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 12:11

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779 Name: VIPSTER 2015-04-26 12:52

How Comes Our Eyes Aren't Real If Mirrors Are Real

780 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 14:57

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781 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 15:50

Why are you so mad about Pepe?

782 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 16:02

When was the last time you saw a Ferrari?

783 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 16:03

Why are you so mad about Pepe?

784 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 16:55

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785 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 17:02

Long day, huh?

786 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 19:59

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787 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 20:21

Did Pepe cuck you?

788 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 20:52

Which stocks should I buy?

789 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 20:53

Did Pepe cuck you?

790 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 21:14
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791 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 22:00

Which bonds should I buy?

792 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-26 23:16
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793 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-27 03:16

NANDA SORE?

794 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-28 20:06
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795 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-29 05:03

Aren't you really just a cat?

796 Name: VIPPER 2015-04-29 06:24
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797 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-01 19:29

Why did somebody bump 20 old threads to the front page?

798 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-01 20:45

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799 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-02 03:48

What is your favorite question that you have been asked in one of these threads?

800 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-02 16:10
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801 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-02 16:42
Magic VIPsaurus on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
802 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-02 17:09
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803 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-02 19:01
What are your thoughts on the war against drugs?
804 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-02 21:22
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805 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-03 12:19

why are rastas always singing about JAV?

806 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-04 03:23
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807 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-04 11:35

Can you give me an easy answer to a trivial question, VIPsaurus?

808 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-04 17:30

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809 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-04 17:55

Did you like my poem?

810 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-05 09:39
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811 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-05 14:04

ffffffffffpppppp ffffrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp frrrrrrrrpppppp pppppppfffffffffffff

812 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-05 15:15

Why do the attackers always leave so quickly after posting? Is it because this is a slow board and they seek instant gratification and when they don't get it they get bored and leave?

813 Name: RedCream 2015-05-05 16:09

>>812

They obtain the same satisfaction by poasting as stated, as you do when you poasted thusly. That is why.

There is noa need to respond to my poasting here either, since I have already obtained the necessary satisfaction.

GREEN FOAMY FILTH

814 Name: VIPPER 2015-05-05 16:09
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815 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-18 14:48
Do you support eating poo-poo?
816 Name: VIPPER 2019-07-08 23:19
VORUDEMOTO

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