I want Suika to bully me
>>6
NEET meme bro
I want Suika to bully Kasen.
Chen is the best 2hu.
Who /jp/ here?
Under the boon, Suika to issho
>>11
Yuu miin eeberiinyaan~
Even in broken SJIS Suika is the best.
Reminder that Suika is the semen kind of demon.
I prefer Ikoka for travel.
Sometimes I'm just...Suika, y'know?
Would you Suika an Ibuki?
Multitudinous Suika fantasies per day.
SUIKA ISN'T REAL.
SHE WILL NEVER SUCKLE YOUR PENIS.
SHE WILL NEVER GET DRUNK WITH YOU AND LET YOU PENETRATE YOU IN HER DRUNKEN STATE.
SHE WILL NEVER WAKE YOU UP WITH HER LIPS ON YOUR FRENULUM.
GET OVER IT.
>>35
"and let you penetrate you in her drunken state"
You mean "and penetrate you in her drunken state"
>>36
Oh, you are right.
Sorry, VIPPER. I won't slip up again.
>>38
That would be difficult, Suika probably has a lot of face-fuckers.
>>35
Of course she isn't real, but the question is why you are trying to sexualize her so hard? Can't you just enjoy the idea of a playful drunk oni that looks like a little girl and causes all sorts of problems with only the best intentions without having to think with your dick?
>>43
But it shouldn't be running the show. Let the little Suika that lives in your head tell you what to do. I do, and right now she is saying that I waited too long after I awoke to begin drinking and that I should fix that.
Suika a cutie
Suika even has the best outfit!
Chains are sexy.
Chains are cold and hard. I prefer soft and warm.
Suika pegging me!
How do you think Suika would die? I'd bet on liver cirrhosis or alcohol poisoning.
>>60
What kind of monster would throw fuku mame at cute and sweet Suika? I am shocked and appalled.
>>62
No fishing.
>>61
She herself volunteered to play the oni in Reimu's Setsubun celebration in WaHH and was disappointed that she didn't get to. So either she is a masochist or beans don't hurt her as much as you might think.
>>69
Remove markdown compatability, it's turning -- -- into a solid bar.
Watermelon thread.
2hu needs more canon futanari.
As someone who is wasted constantly, I can confirm that reading is for knurds.
shoo shoo gainz goburin
I can't stand Suika anymore. I don't even play Touhou. I never minded the fandom, but I am starting to. I am sick of seeing Suika or reading about Suika or anything to do with Suika.
>>82
suika looks kind of like suka, which means 'bitch' in russian
MORE
FUTA
2HU
>>83 We believe that not to be a coincidence.
I get it, because the drums and oni both have ties to thunder.
Suika pegging Kasen.
Suika and Yuugi dp Kasen.
>>94
What kind of drunk mongoloid drinks alcohol from a fucking plate? Are you such a fucking alcoholic degenerate that you can't even wait until you've washed a glass?
Sake tastes like medicine anyway. I'll stick to superior western alcohol. Just because your Japanese anime touhous drink sake doesn't mean it's good.
Two nukes wasn't enough for Japan.
She'd treat me like a human napkin
What a wonderful world to be treated like a human napkin by Suika.
I would rather be treated like a human sanitary napkin by Suika.
Obey Chen andceat her pussy even though she might taste like cat food.
>>100
Would you rather eat your own cum?
>>103
Would you rather drink your own cum?
>>105
I want the one on the left to clobber my cock
Suika and Yuugi rubbing their feet on Kasen's face
Suika and Yuugi forcing alcohol down everyone's throats.
CYNKA is a gokkun goblin.
Suika making you eat your own cum!
Suika cumming down Kasen's throat
>>113
Well what alcohol goes best with eating a Japanese Goblin's cum.
I need to know this, for reasons.
>>115
All the alcohol, in tandem.
Would you eat Suika's pussy after she's had a wee? She would wipe thoroughly first.
>>117
It's better than not wiping! Unless she's only planning to start peeing, in which case no, stay pure.
>>117
I'd rather eat it while she was peeing.
Is drunken Japanese goblin pee as magical as normal loli pee
Suika Aryan of Vodka Quaffing
Woodahmeluhn.
Suika, why do you make my naughty bits so angry?
Suika Arms: Odama Big Bang!
○萃まる夢 幻 そして百鬼夜行 伊吹 萃香
Suika filling up Kasen's womb
Suika pegging Limp Bizkit
It is not rape if it is Suika doing it to Kasen.
The suicavalry sure showed up strong on this board.
Ohoho, foolish >>134, can you not see that we are in a Kasen sexual abuse thread barely disguised as a thread about Suika?
Stay here and have sex with me drunk Suika!
CYKA BLYAT
>>136
Kasentries must make a diversion at the nearest exit.
are hand drums associated with oni because they contain 豆?
Let's go get stoned.
Dude...
Suika molesting Kasen during a crowded festival at the shrine
Embrace the following apocalyptic capitol that is to be known as Chen Obyl.
Suika a shit. Utsuho is loev.
Her beauty is radiant.
the secret santa thing isn't even happening this year so who cares
>>160
It wasn't a secret santa thing at all. It was one VIPPER who sent gifts to us, for no reason and expecting nothing in return.
Merry Kerisumasu Suika-sama!
eating Suika's bean
Suika garnishing your cocktail
Suika filling your hole.
You will never get drunk and kidnap and murder someone with a hammer while Suika films it making jokes and laughing.
>>167
The news doesn't report on Suika related issues.
Kikes are afraid of the Slavic semitic smasher Suika.
>>167
Suika news network when?
Being Suika's girlfriend in prison and getting assfucked by her all the time.
>>172
A very kinky, drunk, belligerent girl.
>>174
The point being could Suika "gather" a penis and use it to rape you in prison?
>>175
I doubt she could gather anything to make it rape.
WHEREVERE SUIKA GOES, SHE MUST RAPE(Kasen)
WHEREVERE SUIKA GOES, SHE MUST RAPE(Kasen)
>>181
Please take your chan garbage and leave. Honk cat only appeals to the lowest common denominator. A connoisseur of the hu understands that tsurupetten the greatest expression of it.
>>184
You seem awfully new to this textboard thing.
This kind of quotation has been in use in for over 20 years.
>>185
In the form of direct quotes, it's actually older than that.
In the form of being used as a replacement for the ability to form complete sentences, it's a recent development and a cancerous *chan import.
or to put it in terms you might find easier to understand:
>implying you know how to quote
>implying you're not a nigger
>implying I didn't fuck your mother
lol nice argument kid gb2 gaia fucken weeb
>>183
Equating pettanko with the One True and Holy Apostolic Tsurupetten
Shikigami apologist plz go your kind of kikery is not welcome anywhere.
I like all touhoes as long as they are lolis.
I like all the touhoes as long as they are drunk loli onis who can change their size.
Why didn't you listen to her?
Would Suika have saved 2pak if she was real?
If by save you mean murder 2pac with a hammer, and later masturbate with it, than yes.
I want a drunken Slavic oni roommate so bad
Globlinonon
>>197
I fear that the Cohen moot had to return to his jewish roots at some point.
>>199
And it's just a coincidence that when 4chan drives out a large part of it's user base we suddenly get hit with posts made by degenerates? Millions of internet users with a specific kike ideological bent are roaming the internet right now looking for a new home. We need to establish right now that their identity politics and corrupt kike pushed poisonous beliefs are not welcome, before they become entrenched.
I doubt most of modern 4chan's normie userbase is aware of VIPPER's existence.
>>201
Agreed. They'll find a hub in 8chan or something. They're not coming to a board where they are incapable of posting their precious reaction images.
Could Suika singlehandedly take on the might of 6 gorillian jews?
>>203
Could she gather them to her and then turn herself to gas?
Guys, guys.
Come on.
Lets get back on topic.
(Suika bullying Kasen)
Suika bullying everyone.
Suika shrinking and fitting her entirety into your asshole!
Then expanding again and tearing you a new one inside your old one!
Suika: Worldwide purveyor of double assholes.
VIOLET ONI
New and interesting kinds of sex with Suika.
What does Suika have to do with rhododendrons anyway?
>>215
In the language of flowers rhododendron means "drunken slavic slut."
Hisui, Suika and Kasen merged together into a monster called HISUIKASEN.
Which 2hu is the most Christmassy?
Mrs. Reiuji. She's Utsuho-hoho.
>>218
Once I saw a post asking why Ray-moo can't stop grazing accompanied with a picture of Reimu as a cow-girl. It was funnier than I make it sound.
>>219
Oh my...
No-pai no-pai!
>>225
Oh I get it. It's like that song "hips don't lie", but you said "trips" instead. Very clever. I give this joke a 7/10.
Check em
If Suika was here my hips would never lie, no time to stop moving at all.
Check my dubs
check em
I wonder what her horns feel like. Are they smooth like polished ivory, or do they have a rough course texture like elk horn.
AAHHHH I JUST WANT TO HOLD A TINY DRUNKEN ONI IN MY ARMS!!!
>>234
Dub time
I want to drink with her.
I want to drink with her.
I want to drink with her.
I want to drink with her.
I want to drink with her.
Is drunken loli oni pee more magical than regular loli pee?
>>241
Liking these dubs, my friend
>>233,234,235,242
Dubs are not VIP quality. Please stop this unVIP behavior.
Realtalk about dubs:
Nobody really cares that much about repeating digits. It originated as a way to derail a thread by pretending that you care about something related to the post that isn't the writing in it.
If someone made a thread about a topic you didn't like, you could say "DUBS THREAD!" and post Patrick Bateman images and other people would join in and bombard the thread with useless shitposts about numbers. Then the OP would give up and either remake the thread later or just discuss the topic on another site.
Then it kind of evolved and autistic people actually started to care about patterns in numbers. It's kind of like how "waifu" started as a joke from Azumanga Daioh but then a few turbospergs took it too seriously.
>>241
Probably.
With the recent posts condoning jews and the attacks on this thread it's clear who has come to SAoVQ and what their agenda is. Suika save us from this semitic menace.
>>252
It's too late, your faith will be extracted!
>>253
Sick double-o dubs
>>255
Dubs Status: Checked
>>257
Blow youself up, Chaim. Jewhu is the worst hu to ever 2.
I hope I get dubs...
Suika stumbling around drunk when a giant and stepping on Moriya Synagogue.
Suika stumbling around drunk while miniature and stepping on my penis.
I bet I can get dubs
What would happen if all the pettanko became bakunyuu and all the bakunyuu became pettanko?
>>265
We would work tirelessly to make everyone petanko again.
>>269
Hot new DUBS more like! And I got some of my own. Check em.
I want to Naizuri
>>274
Too much is never enough. Spill your seed for tsurupettan.
Sex with a bunch of tiny Suika.
Lotta dubs in here
>>289
That sounds incredibly painful.
Spider-Suika laying her oni offspring in your ear at night while you sleep.
>>292
I'm sorry sir, but I'll have to see a valid set of dubs before I let you proceed.
>>292
Suikeggsacks in your ear?
Tiny warm little oni snuggled up on your lap sleeping one off while you stroke her hair and listen to some music.
Both of Chen's tails in my ass as I fuck her ass with my penis while I finger her pussy and fondle her boobs.
>>297
Double 19s, sweet dubs, butterman
Suika licking Ibuki from Street Fighter while this plays in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpypuyxESPM
Suika ascending and becoming Oversoul of the universe.
Suika manifesting the Oversoul and wiping your entire fireteam
They aren't handbars
Soft little warm sleeping oni hogging the blankets on a cold December morning and poking you with her horns.
Death from poking by infectious horns.
I wonder if her horns get velvet on them like a deer's horns. Soft kissable horns on an adorable little oni <3
>>309
Consider your trips checked
Sitting with Suika on the porch drinking shine and listening to the rain fall all night long. She leans into you and you feel her warmth against your chest. You lean down and kiss her and the faint smell of watermelon fills your head.
And you realize that, all things considered, the world isn't that bad of a place and you wouldn't mind living in it just a little bit longer.
>>311
Getting my gun.
brb, Gensokyo
>>312
Can you imagine untying her ribbons, and polishing her horns until they gleam and shine? Smooth, glossy, and indescribably wonderful. Maybe you could practice scrimshaw until you became a master of it, and then carve delicate and perfect designs into them. Suika would lay her head on your lap while you work over the course of weeks, looking up at you with a shy girlishness and absolute trust(occasionally complaining and asking if you are done for the day so she can get back to drinking). Is there anything better than a drunken tsurupettan oni lover? SUIKA IS TOO TOO TOO CUTE!!!
Can I get dubs
Suika sucking cykas' blyats on Hriscztomasz Eve.
Suikhristmas eve.
Suikristmas Evebuki.
dubinskies
Suika being the abnormal obsession of random people online.
>>322
There is nothing abnormal about being attracted to and day dreaming about life with a cute and sweet loli oni girlfriend.
>>323
Is she your great teacher Oni-cyka?
All I wanted for christmas was a qt3.14 oni under my christmas cactus.
Once again life disappoints me.
>>326
One of my presents was a vibrating cock ring.
Vibrating oni cock ring.
Why does everything have to be so focused on sex? Can't you guys put down your dicks?
I think I saw Suika in a fever dream last night. What does it mean?
Hey, why don't you uh
check these trips?
>>330
Why should you put down your dick when Suika can stomp on it to put it down for you?
Sitting cross legged on the floor playing video games with Suika sitting on your lap drunkenly giving you advice.
Soft oni warm oni has a drunken slur
Happy oni sleep oni drrdrrdrr
>>336
This Japanese Goblin was made for me.... this is my Japanese Goblin!!!
Drunken oni girlfriend sitting in the living room watching a movie and talking over it the whole time while you are in the kitchen cooking for her.
How many dubs? Schfifty five!
How many dubs? Schfifty five!
How many dubs? Schfifty five!
How many dubs? Schfifty five!
How many dubs? Schfifty five!
>>335
Do you think she'd be good at videogames?
>>344
She is a girl, of course she would be terrible. But can you imagine how adorable it would be to listen to her slur out misguided advice and then get all petulant when you ignore her? Her frustration making her wriggle in your lap until she turns around and notices you with a shit eating grin on your face staring fixedly at the screen and she glares at you, until she finally smiles and goes in for a kiss only to bit your lip.
Suika would be the best girlfriend ever.
Coming home from a long day at work and Suika meeting you at the door.She is all excited to see you after waiting all day, but you have to review the schematics for the ECCS repair you are scheduled to make the next day, so you apologize and go into the living room and start studying. She makes a pretense of being upset, but understands it is important and instead makes dinner while you are hunched over your books. She serves dinner and you eat in silence, and she clears the table after you are done. You sit there for hours until you feel like your eyes are going to bleed, before noticing she is asleep leaning against you. You stare at her for a few minutes before realizing what is really important in life, and gently shake her awake and ask if she wants to take a bath together before bed. Then you sit and soak inn the warmth with her seated in front of you and she tells you all about her day while you wash her back and hair. When you accidentally get some shampoo in her eye she cries out and turns around to slap you in the chest, and then leans into your and tells you how she wishes you could spend more time together. You promise to spend the entire weekend with her since you aren't on call this week and she murmurs her appreciation in a sleepy drawl.
And, wondering how long your life can be this perfect and how hard it will be for her to watch you grow old and die, you hug her tightly to your chest and tell her she is the best thing in your life.
Do you think she would pee on you under the thin pretense of punishment despite you both enjoying it?
>>350
I don't think there would be a pretense. Girl drinks, A LOT. I am sure I would have to wash the sheets more often than I would care to. But hey it's more magical than regular loli pee, so it would probably stay warmer longer, and I wouldn't have to change them in the middle of the night because I was wet and cold.
Just wet.
>>351
Well on the plus side regular sized diapers are probably cheaper than adult ones. If you could talk her into it that might solve your problems.
>>351
Why change them? Just lay in the loli oni pee.
>>355
Because it's the middle of freaking winter, and no matter how warm and how magical it maybe it's going to end up getting cold as shit and you won't be able to sleep.
Now that there's a new touhoumon it's time to play with a team of suika again.
SUIKA USES SAP SIPPER
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
>>361
Because I had to borrow money to cover the last bit of the deposit when I finally got off the streets and into this apartment. Outside of rent, power, internet, and food my money goes towards paying back the church that loaned it too me. They did right by me, and I am going to return that good faith in kind.
Suika watching Chen in heat trying to fingerbang herself but is too shaky and slippery and fails to penetrate.
Where are the dubs?
I need dubs!
Oh here they are!
Oni live in hell, I'm sure she could bring the heat.
I don't usually post in Suika threads
Waking up alone in the middle of the night and hearing the soft sobs of crying coming form the kitchen. Going in and finding Suika had drank herself into depression, and holding her until she gets it out of her system enough to tell you how alone she feels every day since her friends are so far away and you are at work all day. Then you pick her up and cry her back to bed where you talk about giving up your career so that you could move to Gensokyo. The conversation gradually drifts towards her friends and the past and Suika starts to cheer up as she recounts all the foolishness she and Yuugi used to get up to. Gradually she drifts off as she speaks, nestled close in your arms. But sleep won't come to you, as you try and think of what you will do with your future and how you will say good bye to all your friends and family.
>>369
Dubs?
>>369
Dubs?
Suika banging Kasen part 2
Taking Suika to see your family for the holidays. She promises to not drink so much, and seems a little on edge but tries to be cheerful and upbeat. Your mother criticizes her nonstop all day and you are drinking hard and fast. Suika is sitting there smiling and trying to agree with your mother while you and your father are camping at the bar. Finally you have enough and lay into your mother. You tell her that she has no right to treat Suika like that, that she is a good girl who always tries her hardest. You talk about her loyalty and how much you love and care for her. You are almost yelling when you tell your mother that the two of you are moving back to Gensokyo, and you won't be able to come back. Your mother calls her a whore and says that you are ruining your life. You call a cab to take you back to your hotel, and sit out front with Suika waiting for it to arrive chain smoking cigarettes and sitting in angry silence. Your father comes out and asks Suika if the two of you can have a moment to talk. You walk off to a corner of the lawn and he asks if you are serious. When you tell him how much she means to you and how she makes your life better in every way he smiles. Your father tells you how much his mother hated your mother, but he didn't care and how he has never looked back. He wishes you the best as he shakes your hand and slips you an envelope. You open the ennvelope and see it is filled with money. You try and hand it back, but he makes you keep it. The cab arrives and you and Suika say goodbye to him and you see your mother looking at you through the window.
In the cab Suika asks you if everything is going to be okay and if she did alright. You look down at her and see her tiny hands shaking from the DTs. You put your hand over hers and tell her everything is going to be fine.
Suika slipping on dog food and spraining her ankle
Suika being excluded from Gensokyo for eternity because Zun decided to stop putting her in the lore.
Aaaaand
Dubs
Sue ee kuh
Suika slippin' Kasen the ol' sausage.
Kasen lying to the glossyjew about meeting Suika at a job and being invited to a fraternity party where she was lured up stairs and gang raped for hours, including being sodomized with a bottle, by the three fairies of light who were rushing the frat that year.
Suikasen
Suikeimu
and the eldest sister, Yuuka
The demon triplets of Gensokyo, they put the mitsudomoes to shame.
Suika could never be more proud of them, except for Suikasen who takes after her mother.
I don't think she would like Suikeimu, a drunk Jew is the worst of all worlds.
>>386
Actually they're all pretty shit children.
dubs
dubs now?
Dubs pls
Grinding on goblin.
I need these dubs!
le dubs!
I doubt it.
check
em
Czech republic.
Warm little oni sitting on your lap and yelling at you to stop watching your stupid moeshit and to pay some more SWR as she flails her arms around spilling alcohol all over your new laptop.
check emmm
Is this the shitposting thread?
Keep your oni safety placed on your lap at all times.
I heard when you close your eyes and go to sleep, Suika sneaks into the rooms of all the good little VIPPERs and beats them off.
>>409
You think I'm going to put any effort into this shit thread. You can check em tho.
>>411
I heard that she would sneak into your room and pee in your mouth and that's why it's dry when you wake up.
Check em
key lime yogurt, yeah boy
key lime yogurt, yeah boy
key lime yogurt, yeah boy
Soft oni, warm oni
has a drunken slur
Happy oni, sleepy oni
slur slur slur
Oni loli pee, yeah boy
chegk
Suika passing out drunk on the bathroom floor because she says it is the coolest place in the house.
Laying alone in my cold bed thinking of Suika.
Laying together, in a cold wet bed with Suika, vomit, piss, shit, and blood.
Rolling around naked on the piss-soaked concrete ground of an abandoned half-demolished house with Suika, drenched head-to-toe in her vomit and mucus.
>>430
Why is it a half-demolished house and not a completely destroyed shrine?
A shrine in any state is a little decadent for rolling around in oni discharge, don't you think?
Every time I see this thread I get forced to think of Suika.
Every time I see this thread I want to get forced by Suika.
I must sincerely thank the VIPPER responsible for this thread; since I started reading it, I've also started saving and enjoying Suika images, and picturing Suika in real life when I'm sad. I have a waifu at last.
>>437
She's not your waifu, she's not real. But still it is really nice to imagine Suika in your life. Where ever I go I think about her. We have drunken conversations on the bus. She talks a grip of shit about people at work. Drinking and playing games with me at home. She is like my personal demon. Life would be so much better if I had Suika in it. I want to hold her close and feel her.
Indeed when this thread gets to 1000, it'll be remembered fondly
Drinking with Suika and Yuugi, and Suika decides to challenge me to a test of strength. Kasen wanders in and is offended so we stop trying to see who can make the other come first, and just rape Kasen instead.
So did anyone else get the trial for ULiL? I mean if it has Kasen in it, it must have Suika in the full version, right? Zun hasn't been ignoring her for so long, he has only been awaiting the proper moment for her triumphant return.
Right?
I'm sure ZUN knows what he's doing, it's not like he's done anything too stupid before, right?
Suika is the most VIP 2hu. She is a drunk, loli, NEET who acts retarded most of the time but out of nowhere can break a hu down into her component parts.
Best dress
Best chest
Best everything
Suika was here, went for beer
Suika will never keep you up all night rolling around in bed drunk.
Suika will never steal the blankets, only to kick them onto the floor.
Suika will never poke you with her horns while she sleeps.
Suika will never drool all over your pillow.
Suika will never pee your bed.
Suika will never wake up in the middle of the night to slap you chest feebly and beg for water.
Suika will never lay in bed until noon, sick as a dog until you bring her her gourd.
Suika will never cheer up from the hair of the dog and maniacly bounce around to music she is playing way too loud while hassling you for drunk sex.
Suika will never exist and I can't think of a single reason to keep living other than I am too scared to try and kill myself again.
meme
Might not be dubs but it's something
Might not be dubs but it's something
Might not be dubs but it's something
Might not be dubs but it's something
Might not be dubs but it's something
Might not be dubs but it's something
Might not be dubs but it's something
http://www.filedropper.com/suikawallpaper1366x768
The Suika wallpapers I currently have on rotation on my laptop.
>>458
You've posted links to here twice and they both say they're 0KB and don't download, use another service for fucks sake.
>>459
Stop being such a whiny pissbaby. I didn't want to use my Mediafire account since there are so many people from /lounge/ here lately.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/g7t12b28zx8o6gp/Suika_Wallpaper_1366x768.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gx55xqaj8mh8x38/Suikapocalypse.rar
>>461
And support the digital jew?
I want dubs!!!
I want dubs!!!
>>465
download and run http://www.mediafire.com/download/gx55xqaj8mh8x38/Suikapocalypse.rar and you will always have dubs
Who let Suika have the habu again? You know how lewd she gets when she's been at the Okinawa snake juice.
>>472
Jesus Christ. What happend to her face.
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE AN ONI
i want to touch Suika on her nipples
I want Suika to make fun of me and push me around.
I love dubs
Love em!
Lovely to love Suika.
It's all about Suika.
Dubby dub dubs! Dubby dub dubs!
Should we stage a coup and have Suika take over the SAoVQ and transform it into the Suika Area of Vodka Quantity?
>>483
I for one welcome out Japanese goburin overlord.
Dropping weaponized drunken loli oni pee on the pissrael
>>483
Tearing down this piss-soaked ghetto would serve to diminish it at the cost of everything else. Therefore, no.
>>486
How can you call this a piss-soaked ghetto when there is not nearly enough discussion on the magical nature of loli oni pee.
Thanks for the set-up guys. Here I go. Check 'em.
I loe this thread so much. I can't wait for [PART2]
>>489
At one point I had a wine cellar.
Well, to be fair it was a wine basement.
OK... a small, otherwise disused wine closet in a basement... but I digress...
Five times every two months I would go down to it and turn the bottles, having no more response from the cheaper ones than the cold glass against my skin. On the more expensive ones I remember watching the grape silt upended in the bottle like a viticultural snow globe. It was beautiful. I'd have done it even if I never planned to taste the wine.
This thread is like that. I've seen the SJIS all before... I could probably sketch them freehand. That isn't the point. The point is giving her that bit of attention every few days... appreciating Suika while respecting the fact that she is ever in Gensokyo.
I could no more enjoy discussing her on a 2hu fan forum than I could enjoy turning the bottles in a supermarket. It just isn't the same as lurking about in the damp darkness of the SAOVQ wine cellar.
I honestly don't expect dubs guy to understand.
In '87, Huey released this
Fore!, their most accomplished album.
There will never be a girl who is both a drunk punchy whore and perfect. Why bother living.
Go to Gensoukyo, VIPPER
>>494
Dubs won't bring Suika to life. Dubs won't let you laugh with her, drink with her, dance with her, and hold her tight. Dubs can't let you know the feeling of her weight on your lap, the smell of her hair, the taste of her lips, the sound of her laughter, and the soft touch of her hands as she strokes your face. Dubs won't spend your life with you, and watch you slowly grow old. Dubs won't sit there bawling her eyes out as you lay there waiting to die. Dubs won't scream at you, calling you a liar and a cheat and the worst person ever after you finally pass on.
Dubs can't bring you anything worth having, so why bother living?
>>495
I tried the lucid dreaming thing, and it never worked out because of a mixture of insomnia and night terrors. However in the past I have had excellent experiences with Alice Dee and being able to exert a significant amount of control over hallucinations that were always based on what I had been focusing in my life at the time.
If I saturate myself with Suika related media for an extended period of time it may be possible to trip that would completely emulate the Suika experience in real life. It may be worth thinking about >>495-san. That may be the closest you could come to being with her, even if just for a few hours.
>>499
God how amazing would that be? Drop acid and be visited by twin Suika. Two of them crawling all over you, slurring into your ear, biting and scratching.
Hard as Diamonds
>>501
You know what would be sick? Sitting on the floor in your unfurnished apartment in dirty urine stained tighty whiteys watching Naruto on Crunchy Roll. Only you think you hear something skittering across the floor. You look up but don't see anything so you go back to eating your cup of noodles and getting real interested since this weird rapping tanned(possibly nigger?) character is walking up to Sasuke's crew now that he has decided to attack his home town. Then you hear it again. This time it is coming from a few different places. You start wondering if you need more than a Naruto break since you have been programming for two days straight and the meth is probably fucking with you. You think about posting on SAoVQ, but decide maybe sleep would be better. You start to close everything down and prepare to shutdown when the skittering redoubles. You try to focus on the task at hand, but you catch something out of the corner of your eye. You jerk your head up and see a swarm of mini-Suika, cheeks flush and with the biggest shit eating grin on their faces, bumrushing you. The mob on you and drag you down. Smothering you i their cuteness. You lay there and wonder if life could really be this kind, that there is truth and meaning and beauty in this ugly world. You open your eyes and there is Suika looking down at you like that cat that ate the canary, and all you can say is,
"Thank you Zun."
You know what I like checking out? Pics of Suika on the Boorus. Some of them are lewd, but I skim past them to get my adorable little oni doing adorable oni thing fix for the day.
You should check that out.
>>505
Would rather check these.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ibuki_suika
I will convert you dubsjew. Everyone eventually falls for the charms of a tiny lush, and forget all other 2hu.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2545651
Suika...✔
Fundoshi...✔
Over shoulder glance...✔
Drunken blush...✔
Delicious pointy ears...✔
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2484516
Yukata tied front in proper prostitute fashion...✔
Collar bones exposed as it "accidently" slips from her shoulders...✔
XXXtra large bow...✔
Some many things to ✔ in this thread.
>>508
Nothing weeaboo about appreciating the finer things in life, like liquor, cigars, and Touhou. Have you played Touhou? At least the only ones that matter, 7.5, 9.5, 10.5, 11(check it out), 12.3, 12.5, and 14.3. The rest of the series is trash, except maybe 13.5(the gameplay is garbage but some of the backgrounds are absolutely lovely.
There is also hope the new one will be as good as those, but we will have to wait and see.
A poor soul who does not know the joy of dodging bullets - >>509.
>>511
Why don't you climb down off that high horse and think about whether any game without Suika is worth playing.
Why couldn't the nips do a MAD of MAWARE! Setsugetsuka with Alice as Yaya, Remoo as Irori, Marissa as Komuraskai and Suika as Shoko? Instead we have a dozen 2hu Nichijou MADs and Jojo MMDs. Elenes can't even not fuck up their own culture.
Sweetly snuggling sleepy Suika. She slurs softly saying she should stay sober seldom, so she supposes serving sake should solve sobriety snafus. Suddenly she squeals, she stands shaking. Suika susurrates, "HOLY SHIT NIGGER I WAS SO RELAXED I JUST SHARTED. DUDE I'VE HAD NOTHING BUT THUNDERBIRD AND CANDY CORN FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS SO IT'S GOING TO BE A MESS. GET THE CAMERA THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING HILARIOUS WE'LL POST THE PICS ALL OVER THAT SELF RIGHTEOUS JEW'S SHRINE. THIS SHIT WILL BE TIGHTER THAN DICK SKIN, FAGGOT. OO OO YA KNOW WHAT ELSE WE SHOULD DO? LET'S JACK SOME OF REIMU'S MIKO SHIT AND SCATTER IT AROUND. WHEN THAT THUNDER CUNT SNAKE BITCH SEES IT SHE WILL LISE HER GODDAMNED MIND AND COME RUNNING STRAIGHT HER. I GOT TO CALL YUUGI, SHE LOVES THIS SORTA SHIT. WELL CHOP CHOP BABYDICK, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GONNA GET ANY WETTER."
Ghosts and Goblins has too many ghosts in the title.
I really wish Touhou would get a release in Weiß Schwarz. I want to build a Suika themed deck extremely badly.
Suika Idookie. Check em
Suika Ipoopy. Check em
>>514
Shitcock sex with Suika sounds amazing.
>>520
420 Drink Up if you aren't a faggot.
Holy shit why am I staying up until 0420 watching videos on jewtube just so I cam make this toast and salute the perfect woman that never existed on a horse infested website?
Oh that's right.
Do it for her.
Do it for gentle slightly sloshed Suika.
Do it for rowdy agressively fun Suika.
Do it for weepy maudlin Suika.
Do it for reinvigorated freshly inebriated Suika.
Do it do head knodding almost dawn Suika.
Do it for waking at noon and hating life Suika.
Do it for every Suika that could be imagined(except for the ones with tits that is gross)
Do it for the fact life is a shallow disappointment where you labour from the cradle to the grave for jewish slavemasters that don't care whether you live or die so long as their profit margins are safe, but out there one lonely dissatisfied nip hated his life enough to dream of something better, and that dream reached out and touched the world.
Do it for the fact that dream explored countless realities and dreams, and one of the places it settled on was yours.
Do it for the fact that across oceans and cultures there existed this one common dream.
Do it for the fact at least one other person in the world has seen the perfect person, your hopes, dreams and ideals.
Do it for the fact that someone else understand what you know as meaning and love.
Do it for the fact you are not alone in this great ugly and cruel existence.
Do it for Suika.
>le pedophile sage
Do you think her piss would be alcoholic enough to get pissed on?
>>526
that would be like the alcohol equivalent of a diabetic's sweet piss
Holding back Suika's soft hair as she vomits into the toilet in a dark, smelly cubicle at the local pub. Asking Suika if she's okay, only to have her turn to you, with her chin, neck and shirt covered in vomit, as well as the entire inside of the bowl and most of the seat. Laughing with Suika about how silly she looks covered in her vomit like that, only to be interrupted by her vomiting again all over your lap.
I bet Suika smells so good. She probably never showers since she is too hung over in the morning and passes out drunk at night. All that sweat and dead skin just clinging to her and rotting on her body. She must a have just this rancid earthy smell. I want to bury my face in her pits and just inhale it all.
I hope I get dubs!
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You r the best postr, get #rekt racist pedo scum, check your fucking privilege sexualizing women like that you mysogynists! > X <
Smoochy really needs to fix that multiple posting problem. It's such a simple thing to do, but obiously he is too busy to take the dildo out of his ass and do it.
Did I ever tell you about the time Suika go drunk and decided to stage a preformance of Hagoromo? Well anyway, she somehow convinced Tenshi and Unshou to star in it, and practiced and rehearsed for weeks. I don't even know where she got the costumes props and masks from, she squanders every yen she gets her hands on, but some how she managed to pull it all together and get a really professional looking show prepared. So there we were on the night of the show, and she has me get the lights ready and work as an usher. Practically all of Gensokyo showed up since she had been telling everyone about how amazing it would be for weeks. So everything is set up and everyone has their seats so I walk backstage to see if the cast was ready. There was Suika and she had chloroformed the entire cast, so she tells me to help drag Tenshi on stage, and who am I to Suika, so I drag her out on stage. The audience is completely confused at this point and I can hear them talking to themselves and someone say maybe they should do something. As soon as I step off stage Suika walks on wearing what can best be described as happi luchador, takes a bow and proceeds to slowly eats Tenshi in front of the audience for two hours.
The production got pretty good reviews.
>>547
DUB THIS
Unzips Suika
>>549
She doesn't need to Gather anything, her pee is magical enough to do it on its own.
check em
Suika trying to be cute and putting cat ears on her horns.
Waiting
For
>>556
It's almost compulsive.
Oh the number of hilariously depraved ideas concerning Suika and her piss that one may have by accident and then forget!
Double 0 dubs
>>559 the act is peeing, but the substance is piss, especially vintage bottles taken from your secret basement of fermented mythological urine quality
>>562
Oh goodness gracious, when Zun appeared sipping a beer it was too much. Too much I tell you.
It's always too much, Zun is too much.
>>558
You should write them down here to avoid such atrocity.
If Suika was in Splatoon she'd refill her piss by bathing in her piss.
>>569
Two horns is greater than one \x87H
>>579
She's always horny so there's a lot more of it, so it must be less powerful.
>>579
Science tells us that the two are the same thing. Rejoice.
>>581
THANK YOU RICHARD DAWKINS AND NEGRO SCIENCE MAN
My body went all rubbery and got squeezed like a toothpaste tube til I felt like all my innards were in my head, then it went "pop" and I passed out, saw a load of disjointed visions about half-remembered places and situations, then I awoke to find I was arranging all the items on my table into concentric circles and couldn't walk for an hour. For some reason, though, the whole experience really frightened me, and I never touched magical drunken loli oni pee again.
Still waiting
Suika stepping on your filthy yeast infected balls and laughing at you for being dirty.
>>587
Schrödinger's Suika
hello i are japanizu goburin
what would like to know ??
Suppose that Suika has a tattoo directly above her crotch which reads "HARD LEMONADE - 100 PROOF".
Watching Suika anal pregnancy bondage rape flash
Playing Suika's omorashi drinking card game.
Snuggly little oni <3 so warm and comfy
I am more alive in my dreams with Suika than I am in real life. I need to fix it so I never wake up.
how is Suika supposed to poasting images on the Suik-ret Area of Vodka Quality
Check em, baby
Check em, baby
Check em, baby
Check em, baby
Check em, baby
Check em, baby
Welcome to the Suika side, there is no one here but oni.
all the world I've seen before me passing by
Suika gently checking em
I want to commission and oil portrait of myself and Suika, but I don't know who I should use as a model for her. I figure I can get something reasonably nice for the ~$6000US I have saved up.
Taking Suika to a metal concert and watching her murder someone when she tries to headbang.
>>608
I happen to be a painter.
I can do it if you want.
>>610
My parents were both pallet knife painters and I grew up surrounded by artists. There are plenty of very experienced and talented painters I could ask to do this. the problem is convincing one of them to do a one off vanity piece that they likely will not be able to make canvas transfers of to sell.
Getting dubs in a dubs thread!
Who would portray Suika best if there was a meatspace film about 2hus?
Like most characters would be throwaways. But finding someone who has the youthful looks, capricious personality, and range to play a character as deep and subtle as Suika would be hell for whoever was in charge of casting.
Getting facesit on by Suika.
Being scolded by Suika for being too enthusiastic and using her horns as handlebars.
>>611
I did wall murals and stuff. My second biggest piece was a portrait of Alita from Ganmu, and my biggest was Alukard from Hellsing.
>>615
Wouldn't she like you going rough enough to have to use the horns as handlebars?
>>617
Well it just seems kind of rude to grab on to them like that. Plus it would mess up her ribbons. I would imagine it would be like touching a black girl's hair during sex. She would lose her god damned mind scream at you to get off, and then walk over to the mirror and spend five minutes fixing it.
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep at night knowing I will never marry Suika. Most nights, however, I simply lie awake in bed thinking about her, unable to bring out any tears. The pain is too much to bear. Why must I have been born in a world without Suika?
>>619
A bad decision
Suika relentlessly kicking you in the balls, ass, stomach and shins because the sounds you make are funny.
It physically hurt me knowing I will never have an abusive drunken loli NEET oni for a girlfriend. Like deep down in my chest there is this ache like a sliver is in their slowly working deeper.
Gotta get dubs today
(つλ´・ω・)つλGripping horns.
>>626
Mittens go home.
Why is abusive loli dom not a thing? Like I know it is, but why does the rest of the world pretend it doesn't exist and that it isn't the greatest thing ever?
It is isn't it.
Suika will never come home drunk berate you for spending all day writing when you could have spent that time drinking. She will never grab you by the back of you shirt and drag you to bed where she would strip you naked and sexually assault you while mocking you for how weak and passive you are.
She will never spoon you afterwards and tell you how you are her special guy and she didn't mean to hit you so hard, but sometimes you need to be reminded of who is in charge. You will never wake up the next morning to find her going through you wallet and taking your money as a "loan" before she goes out for another day of drinking with the gang.
You will never wait until she is gone to gently cry as you clean the house.
dubs
for
me
>>630
Why would you clean the house instead of just letting her funk build up?
Missed opportunity for dubs
shall not be missed again
>>636
Because I want her to hurt me because she loves me, not because she needs to discipline me. She needs to see I am a good guy and that I am doing my best.
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>>330
I meta-troll there. I am well educated in the classical sense, meaning I have opened my mind to the data without bias. This is how I know about the Petroleum Age, which is ending. And so combined with my mighty command of economics, I hit the /sci/tards hard, not just challenging their pre- and ill-conceived notions about life and the universe, but despite the troll-like nature of my attack, it is not really trolling, since everything I say there is true and well-aligned with fact and logic.
I live in a culture that grows more stupid with each resource challenge. Propaganda routinely passes as the truth. This must be contended, if one is at all lucid, which I am.
Suika secretly using your toothbrush to clean her butt and then playing innocent when you ask why it tastes funny. Suika going into your closet, taking out your photo album of treasured memories and burning one every day, then putting it back before you get home. Suika screaming at you when you get home and accusing you of sleeping with another girl, even though she knows you'd never do that, just to watch you manically defend yourself.
Suika doing everything possible just to make your life that little bit more miserable, while you smile and thank God you were gifted with such a wonderful and caring partner.
Pretending not to know Suika cleans her butt with your toothbrush so she won't stop doing it. Leaving your photo album where Suika could find it, and pretending not to notice when she destroys it because you don't need the past now that you have Suika. Stopping by the perfume counter at the department store and spraying a little fragrance on yourself so when you get home Suika will smell it and have an excuse to yell at you so you get the chance to see her too cute angry face and have make sup sex later that night.
Smiling and thanking god you were gifted with such a wonderful and caring partner, while Suika does everything possible to fulfil your loli dom fantasies.
Finally explaining to Suika that you have a huge thing for loli dom, expecting her to scream at you, but being surprised when she hugs you and tells you she likes it too, before enthusiastically kicking you to the ground and ordering you to go get in bed. Suika giving you a wonderful night of slapping and punching while she angrily but lovingly rides you over and over. Suika ending the night by throwing all your underwear out the window and saying "oops! Looks like you'll have to wear mine to work".
...fuck, I may need to write a Suika lolidom fanfiction.
I'd lick Suika's dictatorship, if you know what I'm saying.
I'm too late for dubs
>>647
Under Suika's dictatorship do you think she would gather the jews?
>>651
Wouldn't be her style. I imagine her giganticising and stepping on every synagogue, law firm, and investment firm she could find and then chasing down anyone that ran.
>>653
A giant beast that destroys Israel? Who would have predicted that?
I missed my dubs
too soon for dubs
right time for dubs
too late for dubs
Spooning Suika as she sleeps and gently gnawing on her horns.
3 posts till trips. Who will get trips?
2 now
1 more
ghost trips wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Where do you think Suika would destroy first in her giant form? Mt. Zion, the wailing wall, the synagogue in Jerusalem?
>>668
That Red Heifer.
too late for dubs
>>662-667
mad.
Dubs in a minute and 5 posts
Too late for dubs
close to dubs
getting dubs in a dubs thread
Suika best 2hu
Sanae a kike
ain't no dubs for the wicked
Let's make a ritual for worshipping Suika, the only true loli oni!
>>680 the first material ingredient
>>681 the second material ingredient
>>682 who the participants are
>>683 the sacrificial gift
>>684 where the ritual occurs
>>685 the ritual's effect
>>686 the first part of the ceremony
>>687 the punchline
>>688 the name of the ritual
Sake
A USB dongle.
The starting lineup of the 2006 Hanshin Tigers
Sake
In her sex deungeon.
Dubs
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Radishes and gentlecorn, I present to you: the fell ritual Dubs!
Supplies required:
- Sake (regular)
- A USB dongle
- Sake (sacrificial)
Additionally, you must have with you the starting lineup of the 2006 Hanshin Tigers, and have use of her sex dungeon for the duration of the proceedings.
To begin with, dubs the USB dongle and most of the sake. Conceal all dubs and begin chanting. Pour the nasty end of the sake on the floor. If successful, Suika will appear in place of your helpers, consume the sacrificial sake, and you will both check 'em.
Suika checking your privilege.
singles
doubles
Singles
diubled
Suika drowning Dubsjew in her piss while crushing his balls.
Searching "ibuki_suika peeing" on Gelbooru.
Suika sexually dominating another 2hu.
Suika being sexually dominated by another 2hu and enjoying it immensely.
Another 2hu drinking piss straight from Suika's urethra, and Suika being too drunk to notice.
Suika mixing weed and coke with her alcohol.
Suika defeating Izumi Konata in a chest-flatness contest.
Suika laughing at old internet memes like "over 9000" or "the cake is a lie" and pretending to laugh with her because you love her.
Suika making you bow down and putting her smelly feet in your face.
Licking Suika's sweaty, hairy armpits.
Suika squeezing your penis between her sweaty, hairy armpits.
Suika talking about her preference for fat guys with small cocks.
Showing Suika your 4" cock, causing her to gush about how cute it is.
Suika spanking you.
Suika shaving off your pubic and leg hair.
Suika putting a collar around your neck and a dog-tail buttplug in your butt, and walking you around Gensokyo like a dog.
Suika sitting on your face and peeing/farting/pooping.
Suika having been best buds with Hitler back in the day.
Suika's favorite dildo being a severed taxidermied jewnose.
Suika making antisemitic jokes.
Suika changing her first name to "Fried Chicken and".
Suika wearing a diaper and insisting that you change it for her.
Suika being an adult baby and having a sippy cup full of hard liquor.
Niggers like Suika.
>>725
world wide web
Suika peeing into the municipal water supply.
Suika being smashed like a watermelon on the beach by Yuugi.
Pouring the alcohol directly into Suika's crushed head as she requested before she gathers it back together.
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More than 3/4 of the way towards [Suika] Post in this thread every time you are Suika,think about or see Suika [Part 2HU]
>>752
world wide web
We're looking at a pair of 5s coming right up in this here dubs thread
dubs? probably not but let's see
>>757 fine too
>>762
Better. Now combine them!
Kirin Suika with tits.
Checking out Suika's double Ds.
Can it be? Two sevens, appearing consecutively! I bid thee to confirm this for me
>>764
Does the baby suika fall many feet on its head when it's born?
dubs
Suika your tsundere words are not fooling anybody.
Happy Valentines day, Suika
Happy Valentines day Suika!
P.S. Chen is always the better 2hu, so happy Valentines to you 2(hu). :3
Suika gently stroking my penis while passionately licking my hairy balls and ass.
>>783
Turupetan.
Oni juice is the best.
Loli oni pee is betterer
Dubs soon
Dubs soon
Dubs soon
Dubs soon
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Dubs soon
Suika alternating between sipping from a bottle and a penis.
>>800
Suika alternating between a penis and another penis.
Suika alternating between sipping purple stuff and off my penis
808 state
Suika putting high heels on and stepping on me.
>be me
>9 years old
>I love Suika
>something Jewish happens
>Suika appears and kills the Kikes with her magical loli oni pee
>Suika has sex with me
>Suika is love/life
xheck me
I have some weed for folks in need
Take it, toke it, bake it, smoke it.
Only dubs
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Suika riding shota >>815-san's prepubescent penis as he cries tears of joy.
>>848
She's a semi-divine personification of strength that hammers down multiple kegs of sake a day. She'd use oni strength to grab >>815-san's prepubescent penis and crush it to smithereens the first time they tried to get busy. Then she would probably stare at the pulp in her hand blankly for a moment before bursting into laughter and howling for raymoo to get in there and check that shit out.
dubs are good
too late for dubs
too early for dubs
too late for dubs
Late for dubs
Late for dubs
le dubzy face 33
I'd put my bee in her bonnet, if you know what I mean
singles are good too
(‘∀’●)♡ I want Suikasama to pee in my mouth and beat me!
Fantastic loli ass
Just reread the thread, and realized dubsjew has been throwing a three and a half months long temper tantrum because he doesn't like a fictional character.
>>875
I don't know? Do you really think there was more than one person with an abnormal fetish for Suika?
>>878
Not spending hours at a time on a booru checking out that fantastic loli ass.
88 dubs
>>881
NO THIS IS A THREAD FOR DUBS AND ONI NOT SHITTY BITCHES WITH DICKS ON THE BRAIN
>>885
Not as nice as Suika
i want to drink with suika!
The Suikavalry VS the Chengines.
The night was dark, but luckily her piss fluoresces with magic so we were able to find our way back home safely.
where da dubs at
This is the better lewd thread. Also something something corrosive flammable secretions
Does magical loli oni pee burn? Can wwe learn to use it as a renewable energy source?
double 0 dubs
What is drunken loli oni pee like when compared to rainbow dash cider?
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Nice Memes
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meme checkinski
>>933
nice
>>930 Don't make false accusations! Suika might get angry, and you will have to settle for frozen Cirno pee.
check the next post
check em
Get a drug test kit and ask Suika to pee in the jar.
Ask Suika to pee in my mouth.
>>934
I've been to AA before. Just one meeting was enough for me. It's really weird and cult-like. Extremely ineffective and oddly religious. Never went back.
dubs?
>>937
Wear a full-face mask to prevent shrapnel injury.
Dubs
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Rape?
>>950
heretic
>>954
she's a kawai girl form this sugoy japanese game named 2hu (pronounced too-hoo xD) :33 she's a pretty cool girl and she isnt afraid of nothingh XDDD
>>957
Good thing you shared with everyone you got it. Wouldn't want people to think you're not internet savvy.
>>959
My mouth is wide open buddy.
Can we get back to the topic at hand please?
Suika falling asleep on your chest while you play videogames with one arm around her. She dribbles a bit, and accidentally wakes herself up when her leg twitches and knocks an empty bottle over. You pause the game to stroke her hair while she settles back to sleep. You desperately need a piss, but it can wait.
I'm patiently waiting for this thread to end.
>>968
I too am excited for [Suika] Post in this thread every time you are Suika,think about or see Suika [Part 2HU]
>>952 word to the wise-- never mess with magical loli oni bile.
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