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Bump this Thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [Part 23]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-18 22:30

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

2 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 00:35

Bamp ~

3 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 01:25

Key lime yogurt bump thread is the best bump thread

4 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 01:47

Takin in easy.

5 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 02:52

It is bad luck to forget the salmon offering.

6 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 05:18

I want to give Suika all my kisses.

7 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 06:17

Not sure if I mind tumblr shit more than dokyun shit

8 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 07:30

Key loli suika yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boooyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee

9 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 07:42
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10 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 14:10

>>9
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~

11 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 17:28

Neat.

12 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 18:48
I now have a cold. That was fast.
13 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 20:40

Colds are not fun.

14 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 21:40

Why do they call them colds when your temperature rises and you sweat much.

15 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-19 23:34

>>14
Because flushed and sweaty is also signs of hypothermia; people used to think the two were related.

16 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-20 02:22

>>12
Stack more cold resistance next run.

17 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-20 06:33

I slept so hard I woke up with my hair looking like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_doll

18 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-20 11:33

>>17
My hair looks like that normally

19 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-20 14:54

If I had lots of money I'd try to live off of it for as long as possible without having to do any work.

20 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-20 16:12

>>19
I'm trying to build up a retirement fund quickly so I can do that.

21 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 02:55

I keep putting off investing my savings. Its just sitting in the bank losing value to inflation.

22 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 09:50

Cuteness in the sense of "would insert my penis into"

23 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 10:51

>>22
The word you are looking for is "erokawaii".

24 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 13:34

I'm here

25 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 18:03

First, litter and pollute as much as I can.
Second, move to Yokohama and buy a beautiful robot girl.

26 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-21 20:51

Gay married couples protecting their marijuana crops with guns.

That is my American dream.

27 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 00:48

chocolate chip cookie dough is objectively the best ice cream

28 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 01:07

shut the fuck up ass dick

29 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 02:46

>>25
They are out already?

30 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 04:58

>>29
By the time I'm done polluting, they'll be.

31 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 07:17

Deadline tomorrow holy fucking shit.

32 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 08:46

>>25
Fortunately, while individual resource conservation and cleaning-up can only have a minute significance on the global scale, the same applies to their operationally opposite twins.

33 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 13:52

Downvote, Block, Unfriend, Report.

34 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 14:48

Currently watching my sister play Fire Emblem on her Wii. She keeps resetting because one of her characters died. She doesn't seem to care about her NPC allies though. They probably have families.

35 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 15:56

>>34
Post pics of your imouto.

36 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 16:06
37 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 16:53

Dinnre time

38 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 17:48

Dinar time.

39 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-22 18:12

Time passes by, have a nice day, finally free.

40 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 00:50

I'm somewhat sick. Not super sick, just have a sore throat. Bleh.

41 Name: vipper 2015-02-23 01:31

im posting oneline

42 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 03:32

>>36
She is cute. Make sure to love her tenderly (in case it is not already clear I am referring to sex).

43 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 06:36

Legends tell of a forest in Japan where all the anime girls live, except for your waifu.

44 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 07:18

>>40
Me too, I wonder if I caught it from you.

45 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 08:15

wew

46 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 09:00

lad

47 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 12:29

Well I am working my way into 8chan /jp/. I am slowly going to do to it what I did to saovq. It is a small enough community that I can shit it up to the point the mods give up, and then I will start linking to people on other boards and let them turn it into everything the autists hate.

48 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 12:45

>>47

wow, everything seems to be screaming at me to give up on the internet and reclude into just enjoying otaku media today

guess i will

49 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 13:10

Two years later >>47 declares victory. To outside eyes only she has changed.

50 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 15:35

Sompe weeb ebby da le sup doge immlonatly maymay magihara

51 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-23 17:43

>>50
Go back to 420chan.

52 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 03:08

>>43
GAHA I don't have a waifu so that works out fine for me.

53 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 06:06

Somebody 3d-printed a turd

54 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 08:51

I think I'm ready to be a full-time VIPPER. I will bump this thread every day for the rest of the year.

55 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 10:41
 void List::push_niño(char theNiño) {
if (tail->occupied == true) {
tail = tail->previous;
}
tail->data = theNiño;
tail->occupied = true;
}

"What th―did you seriously use a ñ in your code?"
Yes. Yes I did.

56 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 11:41

I think a spambot is creating a huge amount of accounts on the wiki.

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Special:RecentChanges

57 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 12:03

Semen from Bremen.

58 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 13:41

>>55

(tail->occupied == true)

Boo! Hiss!

59 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 14:31

>>58
lawl yeah, I could pretend I had an excuse there but nope, just a random act of n00bistry

60 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 14:59

>>43
If I change waifus (spurred by a profound emotional realization, of course), is my current waifu exiled from the forest and my previous one welcomed in?

61 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-24 23:00

>>56
Its sadly been happening for a while. Its a shame, since that wiki is a fun read

62 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 01:28
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63 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 03:46

I may have found my calling in drawing delinquents. Maybe. At the very least, I like doing it.

64 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 03:47

Wet Fartosis

65 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 12:35

>>63
I bet you can't draw Suika as the Bancho of a biker gang. There is no way you would be able to draw a whole group of 2hu delinquents slowly riding their bikes through a crowded city with Yugi leading that way and Suika standing on the back of the bike one hand on her hips and the other hand holding a banner which reads "check em"

66 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 13:42

Touch fluffy tail

touch fuzzy get dizzy

67 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 16:14

WHERE'RE ALL MY ASCII SEMEN DEMONS AT

68 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 16:16
69 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 19:19

OOH! AAH! VIPSAMA!

70 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 20:38

>>69
so THAT's what she's saying in "entrancing rupestrian art in cave b"

71 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-25 23:10

Dentist in 50 minutes.

Fuck I hate going to the dentist.

72 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 01:22

Good luck, Wik

73 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 02:13

>>65
I'll show you! I may not draw it tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day, or the next, but ONE DAY, I'll draw that exactly.

74 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 02:16

>>71
I don't hate going to the dentist but I keep forgetting to schedule another appointment. When I do go I'd better come up with some stupid excuse for having put it off for so long.

75 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-26 02:39

>>74
They always find holes to charge me $$$ for and I hate the tooth drilling part, the smell of the teeth being drilled, the sound and the local anaesthesia as well as the dentist digging into my gums with steel picks so I bleed all over the place.

76 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 06:17

hi there

77 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 07:52

>>60
Legends don't usually provide details like those.

78 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 09:44

I've not been able to sleep properly for days.

How long can I go before I reach Nirvana?

79 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 13:50

At first I feared these underpants would be too small, but it turned out that they're comfortably accommodating after all.

80 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 14:16

I have little reasoning, but I fucking hate cosplay and cosplayers!!!!!!!

81 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 15:38

>>80
How do you feel about crossplay? I have been told I am a very cute Marisa.

82 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 17:52

>>81
Does that mean crossdressing cosplay? I do not discriminate.

My answer: I hate you just as fucking much as any other cosplayer!

83 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 18:04

>>82
I think he means crossdressing as a Macross character while doing motorcross.

84 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 19:08

>>83
sounds like any of those will make him cross

85 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-27 19:40

equal opprotunity hater

86 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 08:56

Most rape jokes don't come easily, rather, you have to choke it out with both hands.

87 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 11:42

>>80,82
I think you need to spend some time in the anger clinic thread. For everyone's wellbeing, including yourself.

88 Name: VIPPER 2015-02-28 15:00

Popuko got raped!

89 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 03:02

>>88
wwwww

90 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 03:39

Rape isn't a joke - it is a necessity.

91 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 08:22

You have to read this comment.

92 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 08:27

Ohayo!

93 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 12:49

IF you don't read this comment it's ok, I love you either way.

94 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 14:47

>>93
You said "comment" like we were on some sort of social website. Not that I care.

95 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 16:53

>>94
For someone who doesn't care, you sure post a lot.

96 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 19:09

>>94
In a lot of ways, a post is similar to a comment.

97 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 19:19

>>95
You're not able to read between the lines. Not that I care.

98 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 19:37

>>95
Unlike those rubes, I'm interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

99 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 19:41

>>97
You should squint a little closer at the lines yourself.

100 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-01 20:22

>>99
You keep pointing out the obvious. Not that I care.

571 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 00:58
Is it just me or did the other thread disappear off the internet?
572 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:01
Where are the previous 570 posts???
573 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:04

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574 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:07
>>571
No; here it is: →/read.cgi/saovq/1438508070 it's apparently delisted somehow.
575 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:19
→/read.cgi/saovq/1438508070/1
576 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:19
577 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 03:27
Something broke.
Something broke hard.
578 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 04:18
CAPEY SAVE US
579 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 05:56
But please don't erase the secret area of glitchy board quality
580 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 14:38
Holy shit, Ghastly's Ghastly Comic is a thing that still updates.
581 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 18:12
What happened? Can you fix it?
582 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-20 16:38
Did we lose 400 posts?
583 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-20 17:16
MAMA-chan, your board is fucked
584 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-20 17:20
No, wait, I'm looking at the resurrected bump thread. Damn you, duplication.
585 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-21 01:02
ORANGUCHANGUNYANGU
586 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-21 02:35
Posting because
587 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-21 23:28
I've been following Saaya Irie for years. She's clearly a Japanese treasure and is likely worshipped by all Japanese men. I can't help wondering what kind of life she's been leading over the last decade apparently having been living in a tower overlooking a private beach. To this day she's kept her nipples in a little box under her bed, but recently she exposed more of herself than she ever has, and that's saying a lot.
588 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 00:23
>>587
She'll go super Saayan soon.
589 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 00:31
At the end of Non Non Biyori Renge nyanpasses on. :3c
590 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-03 13:45
BUMPENIN'
591 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-03 15:19
Myk nyan. :3
592 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-03 22:43
Well, Chiki-brick and Kings!
593 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-04 05:25
It looks like the other thread was banished to the nether realm again. Damn wizards.
594 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-04 09:59
Parents! Please Make Sure That Your Children Do Not Go Outside In Wintertime Without Enough Clothes On!

Going out in the cold without enough clothes on has become a major problem in the community. More and more children are found outside without enough clothes on! If we don't immediately work on initiatives against going outside without enough clothes on, maybe the next one will be yours!

Please, Parents! Don't Let Your Child Out In Wintertime Without Enough Clothes On!
595 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-04 12:25
Who is watching Wondrous Games Performed Hastily here?
596 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-04 20:23
i wish i could message other VIPPERs on skype
597 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-05 00:57
>>596
Is there even a Skype group for the VIPPERs?
598 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-05 02:14
>>597

If there is, I don't know of it. Though perhaps there is one and I'm just not part of the in-crowd ('A`)
599 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-05 03:43
>>598
Then we are two.
600 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-05 16:39
gaynus
601 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-05 18:34
>>595
twitch is blocked here ugh.
602 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-05 20:32
I don't use NSA enabled software, thanks.
603 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-06 20:22
I do use nsa enabled software. its less buggy than the alternatives.
604 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-06 22:32
I don't even know if I am using NSA enabled software.
605 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-07 03:16
All hardware is NSA enabled anyway except for rocks.
606 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-07 13:08
The most disturbing thing about Suika threads is that I normally post in them drunk so don't remember what I posted. But then I can read any post and imagine myself saying that. Did the NSA build a Suikashitposting bot modelled after my responses?
607 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-07 15:06
You, you dusty old coprolith!
608 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-07 15:14
S * E * M * E * N
609 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-07 16:30
by the power of Peter North's prostate gland
610 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-07 16:53
D * E * M * O * N
611 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-08 01:43
There are a lot of bars with a Japanese theme named Suika in the PNW. There is one in Seattle, Victoria, Portland, and Eugene. I don't think it is a chain, because the décor is completely different and two of them don't have websites and the other two aren't crosslinked.
612 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-08 02:55
Well its natural for all those Japanese themed bars to be named Suika since she is the national Touhou of Korea.
613 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-08 04:48
I've got lice, homeslice
614 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-08 16:26
>>611
Oh I've seen the portland one. Its a shame its not rude & lewd oni themed.
615 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 00:57
I woke up crying again today. I am going to need to start drinking more so I can sleep dreamlessly.
616 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 02:18
I didn't know SAOVQ was back ('A`)
617 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 02:55

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618 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 13:43
Oh wow, someone's trying to spam saovq again
620 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 14:52
>>618
>>619
Why, exactly?
621 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 15:14
>>620
Methamphetamine, generally
622 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 17:23
I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert.
623 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 19:57
gaynus
624 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-09 20:02
>>617

It's funny because it's true that I did not expect to see characters from western (British?) media in SHIFT-JIS art form.
625 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 04:37
>>624
Britain doesn't count as western any longer.
626 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 07:59
>>625
Israel doesn't count as jewish any longer
627 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 10:30
Since time is moving kind of funny lately I don't know if this is the first time I posted today or not.
628 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 13:23
Time is merely an illusion
629 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-10 22:49
Sonic doesn't have a wiener. He's asymmetryll.
630 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 01:23
>>629

He does, you're just too slow.
631 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 07:03
shit, david bowie died.
632 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 10:55
Ground control to major Tom.
633 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 13:43
Bowie was killed by being buried alive in a Japanese POW camp, we can never forgive the shogun for this.
634 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 14:14
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
635 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 14:20
IF u WERE KILLED IN A TABLE RELATED INCIDENT TOMMORROW
I WOULN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE SITTING ON A TABLE

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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT ON TABLES TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON TABLES

636 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 19:08
See you next time, or CUNT for short
637 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-11 20:12
Creativity, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.
638 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 02:55
Thanks, Tablecat.
639 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 06:35
hung out with vippers today!

much fun, way radical.
640 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 07:17
While making fun of someone's error, I myself made an error. I guess that's the DQN quality.
641 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 09:33
Maybe one day there will be another colossal VIPPER Tokyo meetup. I'm sure they've rebuilt the city by now.
642 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 11:20
bump, as always
643 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 13:07
>>641

When was the last one?
644 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 15:14
>>643
September 1, 1923
645 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 17:02
SOFT
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646 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 17:34
Yess, join tha dark side, tha dark side be pimpin'
647 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 17:36
My life right now is the worst it has ever been. I don't exist for most people and nobody cares for what I do. I am poor and can barely afford to eat every day, and I do not qualify for welfare bux because I was dumb enough to start my own company in the hope that I would get somewhere. But, because I am a nobody nothing good came from it and now I am almost broke. My life is unpleasant and I feel useless and unfairly treated. I just take one look at the lucky ones I used to work with and see how they are living great lives while I am not, simply because I don't suck up. Meanwhile I discovered the nyanpass. The nyanpass was designed to be pleasant. I took solace in the nyanpass, and somehow it has helped me to have something cute and adorable to obsess over since I don't have children. I recite the nyanpass multiple times every day. I needed the nyanpass in my life. Nyanpassuh~
648 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 19:16
I'd like to make myself believe
that planet Earth turns slowly
it's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'cause everything is never as it seems
649 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 21:15
i forgot to do this the first time i visited today..
650 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-12 22:08
i hate it when people who sit next to me on the bus dont shower.
651 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-13 02:58
i hate it when people sit next to me on the bus so i dont shower
652 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-13 03:08
No matter how hard I look, I can't see any sort of "green" undertone in people olive complexions.
653 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-13 08:51
>>652
same. maybe they mean kalamatas when they say its olive colored.
654 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-13 12:12
Pumping iron
Pumpkin Byron
655 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-13 14:46
Blumpkin For Columbine
656 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-13 21:00
>>654
So, we'll go no more a VIPPING
    So late into the night,
Though the board be still as quality,
    And the screen be still as bright.
657 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-14 12:35
I like /images/. It reminds me of the place we used to have on the old SAoVQ that was hosted on heliohost. I still miss the SAoVP though. Maiddog, Doggie Claus. It was a good board, but opening it back up would just end up with it being flooded with 4/8chan style DQN 24/7.
658 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-14 19:16
Umaru
659 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-14 23:41
I feel like I've achieved a milestone of faggotry somehow.
660 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-14 23:44
>>659
Have you earned your gaynus?
661 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 00:05
>>657
there's always the 4-ch image board, which I think has the potential for reaching the same level of QUALITY the old SAoVP had if we make an effort.
662 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 00:24
>>659
There is no such thing as wasted effort faggot
663 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 08:26
I'm explaining to a sexually inexperienced girl about the finer nuances of homosexual culture. Does anyone have any insights that are worth sharing?
664 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 08:39
>>663

We all have digestive problems, drive Subarus, and like bubble tea.

>>660

Maybe!
665 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 09:31
So I was organizing my pantry tonight at three in the morning and about twenty minutes in I realized I had taken every jar off the shelf and was organizing them by year, texture, and colour. For some reason that made me realize that I was 27 years old, never had a girlfriend, or meaningful friendship, I am an engineer, I really really want to move to SAITAMA, my favourite character is Härski Hartikainen, and I am very good at Sonic and Knuckles.

I think I might have Asperger Syndrome.
666 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 11:57
How does hummus taste so good?
667 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 14:31
>>665
It's OK, all women are whores anyway. (based on an unemployed software engineer's impromptu A/B test.)
668 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 14:49
>>663
gaynus
669 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 18:55
>>666
Because its a bean dip. all bean dips are good.
670 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 20:23
Bane deep for you.
671 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-15 23:28
Is YouTube all fucked up for anyone else?
672 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-16 01:54
Belt made of cardboard is just a waist of paper.
673 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-16 04:29
>>663
Just show her an episode of Sakura Trick or Yuru Yuri.
674 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-16 04:34
>>671
Yes. It's amazing how they keep allow jewish marxist videos yet ban anything related to the truth about their agenda.
675 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-16 04:46
>>671
It freezes for me all the time but I'm pretty sure its just because of flash being flash.
676 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 06:14

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677 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 07:40
L E T M E B E Y O U R H O M O E D U C A T O R
678 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 13:36
cake farts
679 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 15:56
SHAVENING MASCHEEN
680 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 17:05
Oh look, it's Junk-chan
681 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 18:51
gf watching shounen ai
682 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 20:34
ubu-ntu is my fav OS
683 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 21:38
I just made some banana muffins and they're delicious!

I have to hold myself back from eating four at once (`・ω・´)
684 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-18 00:37
>>683
Can I have some?
685 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-18 06:18
I can't get no sleep.
686 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-18 10:16
>>685
I get 5 hours per day so I'll give you some.
687 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-18 11:47
This is my church. This is where I heal my hurts ( ´・ω・)
688 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-18 12:03
Father Touchchylde will hear your confessions now.
689 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-18 16:02
Rabbi Diddlekinder is here for your bar/t mitzvahs.
690 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-18 21:15
Leon, are these penises?
691 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-19 01:05
>>684
You may have two
692 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-19 01:20
>>686
I'm going to sleep 12 hours now.
693 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-19 10:19

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        /  /         ・*.・:
       /  /|          :。 *.・
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694 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-19 16:16
itchy anus
695 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-19 16:32
>>693
Aw, thank you. I slept well. :3
696 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-19 20:26
Grunge Is Not Dead
697 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 03:20
Some long post that was deleted because no one else needs to know.
698 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 09:20
Can there possibly be a higher security clearance than VIP?
699 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 13:13
Stiff cock.
700 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 13:46
Poopy cock.
701 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 14:30
VIVA LA VIPOLUCIÓN ! ! !
702 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 18:08
Sometimes I visit without bumping.
703 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 22:00
fuck RSS, long live atom
704 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 22:38
Emily Dickinson is my lover ❤
705 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-20 23:16
Emily Dickinson was an incestual futa with her male offspring
706 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 07:50
SATORI DE PON!
707 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 08:38
ponponpon de floor
708 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 09:30
im bump
709 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 09:34
Wow! This website sure has improved since my last visit. So many new thing to click.
710 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 09:54
>>709
Glad to have you back, would you like a drink?

Tonight's beverage menu:
- loose-leaf decaf ginger mint tea
- whiskey, aged in Oak, from August 1993
- VIPland IPA
711 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 12:51
deep anal
712 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 18:34
>>710
Month-old whiskey? That sounds disgusting. I'll take it!
713 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 18:51
>>710
I'm a Morocco otaku, so I'll have the mint tea.
714 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 19:45
disregard females, acquire cock
715 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 20:14
Wait, Capey runs this show?

I kind of feel bad because I misplaced his box for VIPmas a while back, and then when I found it Christmas had long passed. I had to eat the chocolates so they didn't go bad, put the Talgeese together and placed it with the others so it wouldn't feel lonely.

I still have syncowhatever movie it was called you wanted for a gift in it's shrink wrap though. There is also the hoodie or something I put into a box and forgot about.
716 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 20:18
i saw the star wars
it was real cool when that guy said the titular line about being tired of these star wars

That scene wasn't in the movie.
717 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-01-21 21:00
>>715
It's the thought that counts, really. I already bought a copy of Synecdoche NY in the meantime, so please give the movie a try yourself. Thank you for the nice gifts and I hope you can appreciate the changes to the site.
718 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-21 21:23
>>717
Sorry

I had just gotten out of the hospital that VIPmas and was on a lot of drugs and drinking when I really shouldn't have. Why did we stop doing it? It was a good tradition. I still have all the thank you letters you people sent me. No one other than VIPPERs had ever done that before.
719 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 03:27

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720 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 13:30
I can't believe I have passed 30 and still get zits on my face. I don't even eat and drink sugary stuff anymore.
721 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 18:20
>>720
It's weird, here in the Area and in the Superstructure I just assume everyone else is my age.
722 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 18:30
>>720

Wash your pillows.
723 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 18:41
>>722
I sleep without them and on my back.
724 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 19:21
>>721
This is the one site where I assume people are actually my age or older; everywhere else I feel like the oldest man, but not here.
725 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 20:28
He just walked off the edge like a fuckin' maroon!
726 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-22 20:54
>>720
Buy some of that acne face wash they sell at supermarkets and use it in the shower everyday. Worked for my acne
727 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 00:13
>>724
I have been part of text/imageboards since 2002 when I was a kid. Feels a bit strange to grow up with this and not being able to put it off. It is such a big part of my life now.
728 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 03:25
So I am watching radfem and transwhatevers spit and hiss at each other over the internet and all I can do is take another toke and giggle about the tranny trying to defend itself here back in 13 or 14 whatever.

I really hope you didn't cut your dick off, bro. You are really going to regret it in a couple of years. There is a reason trannies have such high suicide rates, and it aint "cisbullies"

>>727
I have almost wasted half my life on this, and I still have gained nothing.
729 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 03:59
I hope that I will be a cool dude when I am old.
730 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 06:48
I'll have you know that >>720, despite having reached a wizardly old age, is yet but a whippersnapper.
731 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 13:18
that pressure ache in my prostate
732 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 14:37
The penis grows in my underwear.
733 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 15:33
>>732
Now I'm imagining one of those futanari anime where it just sort of appears, getting bigger and bigger.
734 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 16:26
It's very snowy, but only for today
735 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 19:46
It is very snowy here as well. :3c
736 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 23:07
No snow here. orz
737 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 23:09
Just rain here. Wrong side of the pahnd though, as they say (on the other side of the pahnd).
Don't die of the cold, VIPPERS!
738 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-23 23:59
>>737
Can't die, it is too snug and comfy here under the kotatsu snuggled up in my kigu with a mug of coffee with a splash of brandy and anime.
739 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 04:33
Snow White and the Three Bears. A name like that can only be a gay porn film.
740 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 04:38
NYANPASU
YANPASUN
ANPASUNY
NPASUNYA
PASUNYAN
ASUNYANP
SUNYANPA
UNYANPAS
741 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 10:20
Biggest coldwave in 40 years in Japan according to a nico nico nama.
742 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 11:01
It's 03:00 !!! Time to post! :D :D :D

Out of food, guess I should go shopping soon...
743 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 11:21
It's Sunday but it's really cold and I can't see the sun anywhere.
744 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 12:36
bugger
745 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 14:18
In fact, I sucked the dick AND the cock. Because, you see, they said I had to choose, but they never said I couldn't choose both. So really, I came out on top.
746 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 20:12
>>745
Damn, you sucked a detective AND a rooster? Now that's lewd.
747 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 22:16
I just made something that later made it into an article on KnowYourMeme.

I can die happy now.
748 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 22:30
>>747
Usually low life expectations are quite charming.
749 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 22:33
>>747
The next pillar of journalistic excellence is accidentally producing something that ends up on buzzfeed or something. Good Luck.
750 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-24 23:16
>>748
At least someone out there acknowledged my existence.

I don't exist 99% of the time otherwise.
751 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 02:33
>>749
Or god forbid, 9GAG or funnyjunk.
752 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 04:35
I just want to create the single greatest meme for a politician to destroy with a single tweet.
753 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 10:50
I made a yummy salad as a midngiht snack! Featuring... a generous helping of microwaved soybeans on the center stage, with an addictive home-made low-carb spicy sauce.
754 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 11:20
>>752
like creating an enormous, delicate artwork of glass, to see a child bring it crashing down with one clumsy poke.
755 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 13:51
>>750
Why do you keep broadcasting how sorry you feel for yourself? Grow a pair.
756 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 13:54
>>755
I have tried for years to get somewhere. I didn't get to this point without trying.
757 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 13:56
I feel like adopting an ancestor-veneration ritual that I've not done before. Perhaps traveling to my ancestral grave on the day my father died, using the bicycle I inherited? Food offerings and burning things are right out.
758 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 15:18
I need less needless needles.
759 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-25 15:19
If your cock ring feels really unpleasant, please take it off. No sense in you wearing a cock ring for pleasure and it feels like some medieval torture device from Satan’s asshole.
760 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-26 04:54
>>756
You probably tried too hard. Next time, please take it easy.
761 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-26 06:14
i met a black dude at a show from Jersey

he was a wild-side man
762 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-26 07:50
I wish anime girls were real so I could sit around all day getting blazed with a couple of them while we watch SoL.
763 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-26 12:10
SavageMemes quick on the RT
764 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-26 18:57
>>759
Hang on, hang on. Are you implying that Satan craps out medieval instruments of hurt? I bet YHWH never let loose a sparrow-flock of iron maidens.
765 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-26 20:36
I was ready to be grumpy about the removal of tab groups in the next firefox, but the add-on that replaces it is actually better.
766 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-26 21:11
hhhhhhhhhhh
767 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-27 01:48
Holy shit Mittens ruined the VIPcast
768 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-27 03:38
>>762
Maybe one day they will be, as holograms or androids with hyper-intelligent AI. As long as normal people don't fuck it up and make them look like second life shit or even worse real life shit.
769 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-27 07:17
Posting in this thread still won't bring Aeris back
770 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-27 18:13
I found my artwork on paheal's r34-section.

It wasn't even lewd.
771 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-28 03:40
Sometimes I post here and then later think of a better post but cannot post it out of principle, even with sage.
772 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-28 11:51
>>771
Such as right now?
773 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-28 15:42
dongs
774 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-28 18:43
dings
775 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-28 21:16
dangs
776 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 03:49
I hate being depressed, but it is unavoidable when everything I try fails.

I hope this post gets through. Please don't fail me, textboard system.
777 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 04:04
I hate being depressed, but it is unavoidable when everything I try fails.

I hope this post gets through. Please don't fail me, textboard system.
778 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 04:04
>>776
>>777
5 minutes apart! How did that happen?
779 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 04:05
780 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 04:35
Frame perfect posting.
781 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 10:11
What a heap of used pizza that turned out to be
782 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 12:09
useless bump
783 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 15:58
MRYEOUWR
784 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 19:18
>>784 GET!
785 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 19:24

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786 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 19:28
Oh, I am filled with the ecstasy of returning to a place of which I once called my primary residency! The passion and fire of one thousand suns fills my heart now that I can return here at my leisure. What joyous day is this!
787 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 19:54
What did I do with my life?
788 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-29 20:04

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789 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 00:51
I want to Karaoke with VIPPER.
790 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 06:28
I want others to karaoke with VIPPER, so that I don't have to
791 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 07:23
The Mishima version kind of sucked because his combos were weak and he lacked the range of other characters. The Spawn version was terrible because he was simply too OP. The Link version was actually pretty okay. He had a nice variety of moves, nothing too OP.
792 Name: Compiler Current-san 2016-01-30 08:37
>>791

except that stupid great fairy sword that made him invincible
793 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 12:41
>>792
And he has one of the best throws in the game for ring outs (if we are talking about Sooru Kyaribaa tsuu).
794 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 12:51
good morning SAOVQ
795 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 13:53
>>794
afternoon
796 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 14:03
>>791
No way, Link is horribly gimped in that game, you can just sidestep all his moves because he has no good horizontal or tracking attacks, and his damage is among the worst of anyone. I think Link and Hei still fit into the game pretty well overall though, especially Hei since he can do all the stuff he does in tekken in a different system and it works.

Anyone that played sol kariber 2 on xbox only has themselves to blame.
797 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 15:34
>>796
NAMUSAN
798 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 16:31
>>797
Namu~
799 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 18:53
[Intro:]
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, feel dat trend now, yeah yeah
Nyan Da Pasu, so mi go so then

[Chorus:]
Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I man nyanpasu number two
All I know the time it is getting dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got alot of candy in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!

[Verse 1:]
Well enough candy store dem bought they own dem got di goody goody
One ting mi haffi tell dem Nattsun got di woody woody
Frontway backway Dynomite have di shooby shooby
Virgin dem waan gimme and mi have to tooky tooky
Hot girls outta road dat seh dem see mi see mi
And a tell mi seh dem have something fi gimme gimme
How much a one night dem all a dream bout di jimmy jimmy
Dem a promise and a tell mi seh a fi mi fi mi
But a promise is a comfort to a fool, so cool
Well yuh dun know seh dat man haffi rule, di school
We nuh pet dem just wet dem up just like a pool
And a nyanpasu we haffi use up mi tool

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
So how can they waan big up dem chest
But they dun know Dynomite we deyah rated as di best
A wouldn't they love diss this is Nyan Da Pasu this
We nuh cater fi nuh guy and only girls we a request
So gimme di gal dem, yo and every minute I'm wid it
Fi get di gal dem exquisite and get dem regular visit
Just gimme di gal dem, now dem all a pressure mi cellular
Seh a mi a di dappa dem waan fi be dem big poppa
Gimme di gal dem, after di chronic we tek a drag
And I don't mean to brag everyday I got to shag
Gimme di gal dem, everytime I look inna my mind
It's only girls dat weh mi find and true mi love dem design

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Some guy a live dem life and dem nuh really nyanpasu it
Dem have nuh girl nuh wife nuh woman dem nah select it
Sometime mi haffi wonder if dem headset dem wreck it
Jah know dem ago bun well if dem don't waan correct it
So please, dem nuh nyanpasu
Dem hangout wid too much dogs and catch fleas
Dem nekomori, dem only waan di money
Dat's how mi know seh dem bwoy deh all a move funny
Look like dem lost, living in di past
One ting mi haffi tell dem sorry Ma
Dem better move fast, before we get crossed
Badman nuh cater fi dem just because, mi go so then

[Chorus]
800 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-30 21:07
Mama-chan, I'm unable to post in the oppai oppai thread. Preview says the thread doesn't exist.
801 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-01-30 23:31
>>800
Thank you for noticing. It has been fixed.
802 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-31 08:07
>>801
Preview still says the thread doesn't exist. Same for straight-up reply (dangerous oppai).
803 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-31 16:18
she dumped me, and i want to die
804 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-31 19:45
>>803
Why?
805 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-31 21:55
Wasting away the moments that make up a dull day.
806 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 03:42

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807 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 04:15
Shiny cheeks.
808 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 06:28
809 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 07:02
What separates quality content from sub-par content? Budget. Without proper budgeting, DaddyCool's standards are impossible to meet and chances are he won't even waste time with your content.
810 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 13:52
811 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 14:18

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813 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 18:55
Deludeness.
814 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 20:53
It's my first visit of the day so it looks like I'll have to bump this thread
815 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 23:39
I'm doing my daily double duty.
816 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 03:03
w
817 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 04:12
Fish should not be allowed to have tiny bones.
818 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 12:24
Fish should not be allowed to have tiny boners.
819 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 16:16
Mongolia is a great country
820 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 18:47
Isn't it amazing that all legs are just long enough to reach the ground.

And there are some who argue that 'Intelligent Design' is a false belief!
821 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 19:10
Jajajajajajaja
822 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-04 14:05
Today's poop report: dark brown, broken in one place but otherwise fairly coherent. Overall fairly average. Sticky and difficult to wipe clean.
823 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-05 16:00
Today's poop report: medium brown, smallish and a bit crumbly. Not a very satisfying poop.
824 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-06 14:08
Today's poop report: medium brown, large, continuous with only a few imperfections to smoothness. Good poop.
825 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-06 14:23
Today's poop report: rainbow-hued and glittery. My dog ate most of it before I had the chance to.
826 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 02:57
so this is the cuso bump thread
827 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 10:09
Today's poop report: none yet, waiting on delivery
828 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 14:15
give me the finger
829 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 15:28
>>828
That was a real ginger-cringer.
830 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 02:38
USO KUSO
831 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 08:02
sageru the cuso thread
832 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 13:37
Today's poop report: medium brown and mushy, spreading out on the bottom of the toilet bowl. Not particularly pleasant.
833 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 15:39
>>832
Is there a defined scale as to what classifies as a pleasant poop? Asking for a friend.
834 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 16:08
>>833
A pleasant poop should combine moments of absurdity and vulgarity in balance, not relying too heavily on one or the other. Finding bizarre or suggestive moments in children's shows and highlighting those aspects is particularly effective, but you should always aim to surprise the viewer with an "I did not see that coming" moment. You may also wish to add moments of gratuitous violence with red MS Paint brushwork. Also, those shitty CD-I cutscenes are done to death so only use them if you have something fresher than repeating "DINNER" and "LOTSA SPAGHETTI" 69 times. PINGAS is optional, but recommended.
An "Unregistered HyperCam" or other shitware watermark also lends an air of authenticity to your poop.
835 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 17:21
>>834
Is that a thing still? I thought
(a) YT communities as a concept died a couple of years ago due to some near-sighted site redesign, and
(b) the YTP community largely stagnated due to every possible enumeration of the source material having been thoroughly worn out.
836 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 03:11
837 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 04:04
>>834
I have never understood the appeal of these things.
838 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 05:56
I have not pooped in two years.
839 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 06:50
Be careful, you don't want to end up like that girl in that one manga.
840 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 13:00
Does anybody else remember the "Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies" YTP? No? Okay...
841 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 13:56
gaynus
842 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 15:44
>>839

I'm sure someone will eat the maggots out of my ass.
843 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 16:55
WO TSUTAEITAI KIYOUKUSOU KIMI WO
844 Name: としあき 2016-02-12 20:23
本文なし
845 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 23:05
Should I bump part 23 or part 2?
Well let's bump this one today.
846 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 23:18
But imagine this: You're cornered. A mean, big knight is about to chop your balls off and force feed them on you.
847 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 23:54
I just visited for the first time today, and for the first time in a very long time. I didn't know this site was back up! I'm happy to see it again.
848 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 01:22
fired up nitrotracker for the first time a long while.
forgot how good that software is, recording samples with the DS's mic is super fun.
849 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 01:36
good bey
850 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 02:40
>>847
I'm delighted you're back! Have some champagne, and take it easy.
851 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 10:16
The wikipedia link thread is downright evil. I just spent 3 hours reading wikipedia articles.
852 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 15:05
Fodder stretch my harms
853 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 13:25
Played videogames too much, my eyes are starting to hurt. But I won't stop.
854 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 14:51

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855 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 14:51
Megatron penis
856 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 16:41
I sexually Identify as a LA̕͏͜M̴̨̀͠B̨͘͟͝͝O̴͟͢͠RGHINI. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of DRIVing UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. People say to me that a person being a LAMBORGHINI is Impossible and I’m MATERIALISTIC but I don’t care, I’m this NEW LAMBORG̡͏͏H̡͢Į͡NI HERE. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 NEW bookshelves and 2000 new books on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “NEW LAMBORGHINI HERE” and respect my right to DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. If you can’t accept me you’re a LAMBOphobe and need to check your ̡GNA͏WL͞I̛DGE. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.
857 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 17:01
I have never seen a LAMBORGHINI with bookshelves and books, are you sure you don't sexually identify as a library?
858 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 22:06
>>856
wwwww
859 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 23:53

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Is this a symbol of us juggling two threads at the same time?
860 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 00:24
I've been away for a few years, it's nice it's reborn
861 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 00:46
Maybe you could say.. its the second cumming.
862 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 13:28
Rocco is a kinky bastard
863 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 14:14
Robo-Dog was only partially disappointing
864 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 21:26
Let's fill this with replies.
865 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 21:30
Whatever did happen to the sleepy robo-dog arc? Did we leave it on a decent cliffhanger or was there a pathetic plea for a second season?
866 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 07:21
I acquired the username VIPPER on a website.
867 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 08:46
I am hungry all the time. I eat so much now. Gonna have milkshake and hamburgers for breakfast, yet I am still a skinny fuck who has no right to be this skinny.
868 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 08:54
My balls really itch at night. The problem is that the more I scratch them, the more they itch. I'm afraid to go to a doctor, because I don't want another man to touch or see my balls, but I'm seriously losing sleep over this.
869 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 10:35
>>868
Most of the time a nurse does all that stuff or at least that is my experience.
870 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 13:23
>>867
Just had all that and a large helping of porridge and some cashews and bananas and a few litres to drink and now am taking the biggest shit I can undertake. My anus ripped and there's so much poop in the toilet it is almost reaching my ballhair.
871 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 13:59
Today's poop report: medium brown, thick and somewhat hard, in a couple of pieces. I have had better.
872 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 17:36
>>869
And if you're lucky, they will be a male nurse. He'll be gentle.
873 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 17:44
>>868
I have had a male nurse finger my ass once. He was my age. We were both in our early 20's. We made eye contact. It was awkward and I was in a state of indescribable pain. Anyhow time passed and I don't think about it that much any more except for around the time I should fall asleep in bed.
874 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-19 05:53
>>873
The only time one of those was noteworthy enough to remember was when I was a kid and the nurse was a cute girl which made me fairly embarrassed when she shoved her finger up my bum.
875 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-19 14:54
>>868
It's not that bad getting your dick looked at. I don't think they'd make jokes if it were small, and they're probably used to getting boners. But I would trim or shave first, if possible.
876 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 03:06
>>875
I would only recommend that if >>868 san is already proficient at shaving that area, because razor burns would be very embarrassing at a time like that.
877 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 06:39
Zboogee
878 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 20:38
>>875
>>876
Yeah, shaving the area itched like the dickens the couple times I tried doing it.
879 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 06:46
The other thread is gone now. A shame. I liked it better.
880 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 08:08
I like lots of cheap beer, foreign cigarettes, heavy metal, 2d lolis, big burgers, and street fights with people that are a different color than I am.

Am I white trash, SAOVQ?
881 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 09:33
My exgf asked me if I wanted to learn Korean from her. What does this mean? We broke up a month ago. She said she wanted to teach me to the point of fluency.
882 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 13:11
Growing a moustache is weird. I keep feeling the hairs tickle my lip.
883 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 16:47
Tasty fart.
884 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 17:14
>>880
Do you like polo shirts?

>>881
Maybe she wants to talk again :3
885 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 17:17
>>884
I am wearing one right now. Is that bad?
886 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 17:39
>>881
She's going to invite you round and "accidentally" be in the middle of fucking your dad when you get there.
887 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 18:42
>>885
What color is it?
888 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 20:15
>>887
Light Blue
889 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 21:05
>>888
That's kinda cuntish but not hugely so.

TRASH-O-METER
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890 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 23:19
>>889
What's the cuntiest color?
891 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 23:36
>>890
Salmon
892 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 01:14
>>890
>>891
Especially when combined with a visor.
893 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 01:24
>>892
W-what about Raybans?

Like hypothetically if a guy wears raybans all the time, polo shirts, khakis, and Doc Martins. He also chain smokes Canadian cigarettes because he can buy them tax free online, drinks cheap as fuck beer because after the first six the taste doesn't matter, listens to Pantera and Slayer while he is commuting to work and screaming that he will murder the other people in traffic, eats at least one burger a day and punches his vegan little brother in the dick whenever he starts talking like a fag about meat being murder, thinks the only example of true beauty in the world is a 2d little girl, and when he is drinking with his friends on the weekend kicks the shit out of niggers and spics when he is walking down the street just because they fuck up neighborhoods and rob and rape anything they can.
894 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 05:48
>>893
Are they sunglasses or prescription? I mean, the rest of that puts you pretty high on the scale, but this is important.

Your brother does deserve that though.
895 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 06:45
Sunglasses
896 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 07:59
I never saw anybody wearing Raybans until I moved to New York.
897 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 13:00
homo sex is gay
898 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 15:25
>>897
False.
899 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 15:33
What happened to the other bump thread? We used to have two.
900 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 16:37
Did the same witch from part 1 show up?
901 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 16:48
>>895
That settles it. You're a ginormous dickbag, but it's okay, we're here for you.
902 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-27 23:05
I miss having the thread list on the top. It was easier to navigate.
903 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-28 04:59
Any expert on onaholes can make a recommendation for a first timer?
904 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-28 14:26
SAEMAEN
DAEMOAN
905 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-28 16:36
CAW CAW CAW
906 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 01:29
As for me, I'm an eyebrows man.
907 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 04:06
The Japanese concept of "left" and "right", such as writing with one's "right" hand alone
908 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 12:47
I don't feel so good,
in a bad mood,
I'm stuck in da hood,
Eating my food,
This will conclude,
that I am screwed.
909 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 13:21
910 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 13:48
fag
911 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 14:40
Degghedeyn.
912 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 20:31
VEHEMENTLY VIOLENT FARTS
913 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 03:50
The curse of the bump thread is real.
>>1001 really meant the next >>1, and the following >>1's must be the descendants.
However, since this thread is old, I think we are safe in a loophole.
At least for the next 87 posts or so...
914 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 07:30
Today is going to be a good day. I have a party all planned out. Bottle of Bourbon, a couple of cigars, a mess of prawns. Going to get all comfy under the kotatsu and watch the jews lose their minds trying to understand why their lies aren't working any more.
915 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 09:10
My farts are so packed with energy I might take off soon.
916 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 11:40
Michelin guide farts.
917 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 13:00
Three-star flatus, due to have four later this year
918 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 14:53
Fierce farts.
919 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 17:57
DADDY COOL'S HOME IMPROVEMENT EXTRAVAGANZA
920 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 18:35
HUGE

ASS

FARTS
921 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 21:21
Farting while sideways in bed.

I am so flatulent thanks to my new diet.
922 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 07:34
Morning fart.
923 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 08:52
Unrelenting stream of farts.
924 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 08:59
Nay, thou shalt not mess w/ me goolies
925 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 10:15
I AM FARTING SO MUCH
926 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 11:07
Satomi Arai you are the most patriotic seiyuu and your voice is liquid sex. I have avoided Japanese for the longest time because I thought learning it was stupid and pointless. We are both turning 36 this year, and I don't want you to end up like Matsuki Miyu. I don't have much to offer other than a steady income, a small but happy farm, and that can cover a simple lifestyle for the both of us and a nice life. I am only 6'5" so no matter how much I lift I will always be a spooky skellinton manlet. Still though I want to know you, and I dream of hearing you whisper sweet nothings into my ear so I will learn your degenerate monkey language so I can converse with you. Please don't die before my first awkward letter reaches you. I will devote my free time from this point on toward learning your tongue so that I can find a way to express my true emotions to you without falling back on the old crutch.
927 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 12:18
arai-sama, if >>926 changes his mind I'm right here

but like not if you're not into it though

just saying
928 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 16:00
Double fart.
929 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 20:29
cake farts
930 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 01:30
So I threatened the ambassador of a foreign nation in an email, and only realized after I sent it that it may have been a bad idea.
931 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 01:54
FART FART FART *FARTS*
932 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 05:14
>>930
Don't worry. If you said to meet at Yoshinoya like usual then its perfectly legal no matter you said.
933 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 05:53
Sometimes with music I feel the heroin coming out at me through the speakers
934 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 05:56
some cake-boy has been spamming →/saovq/images/ with lots of non-VIP dick-related images

i want him to cease functioning
935 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 06:05
do idols really wear butt-tails?
936 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 12:12
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes
937 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 13:06
Cheeky double morning fart.
938 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 16:33
Early afternoon fart.
939 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 17:34
doot doot procrastination
940 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 18:36
I'm legally homeless now.
941 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 20:14
I'm legally homieless now.
942 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 21:15
Chair-destroying farts.
943 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 21:28
にやんぱすー >(σΔσ)
944 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 22:12
>>940
Sounds like fun. Have you slept on any piss-soaked cardboard yet? That's on my bucket list.
945 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 22:44
>>943
Bestpassuh.
946 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 03:57
I'm legally home-ness now
947 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 12:46
HUUUUUUUUUUUGE BRRPERBERERFFFTHFERRPPRRTH-LIKE FART
948 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 15:10
rock out with your cock out
949 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 15:57
cock with your rock out
950 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 20:17
Fart guy, did you just hit up every thread on the front page?
951 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-04 20:44
I wish John Cena was my dad.
952 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-05 01:00
>>950
We are many.
953 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-05 09:10
I seem to have stopped being so flatulent.
954 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-05 09:31
Always fartin'
955 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-05 13:39
ejaculating penis
956 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-05 15:09
Always ejaculatin'
farting penis
957 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-05 20:23
Amazing how little I have farted the past two days.
958 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-06 12:27
yeah, the world was wrong
the brothers were Wright
and it caused a big sensation
yeah, the world was wrong
the brothers were Wright
'cause they gave us aviation
959 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-06 14:10
It confuses me that the "Reply" link doesn't turn into "Hide textbox" or something, and that in addition there's a Reply button which actually posts the reply, unlike "Reply" which doesn't.
960 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-06 15:41
>>956
what a fart-blasting scrotum this guy is!
961 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-06 16:29
>>959
It's a feature!
962 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-06 23:17
>>961
Bad design = bugs = feature!
963 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-06 23:27
>>959
I agree 111%.
964 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-06 23:47
I, for one, always reply within the thread page (superior).
965 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-07 04:03
I, for one, always reply within the front page (lazy).
966 Name: RIPPER 2016-03-07 10:03
Bump.
967 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-03-07 10:15
>>959
It used to be the word Quick-Reply, but that rubbed VIPPERs the wrong way. What word would you like to see instead of Reply?
968 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-07 14:49
>>967
I'd like the "Reply" link to turn into "(hide)" (or some such) when the box is exposed, and back when it's hidden.
969 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-07 22:28
Today I had to complain about a rude money collector for some useless aid organisation who wanted money from me a bit too much, even though I am piss poor and in more need of aid than whatever cause they were supposed to be supporting. Most of their money will go to administration anyhow.
970 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-08 03:22
Today I started drinking as soon as I woke up.

Just like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the week before, and the month before, and the year before.

I think I might be an alcoholic.
971 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-08 08:14
I am a potato.
972 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-08 11:44

    ,-∩,,∩-- 、
   / (-ω-` ) /
   r-くっ⌒cソ、 / OK, I'm listening.
  ノ '、 , 、 _, ' / / I'm just lying, not sleeping...
.(_,.       ././
,(.,_ `'ー-、_,,..ノ/
  ~`''ー--‐'

973 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-08 13:34
Using the Leuten method
974 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-08 19:17
>>972
I have to explain this every fucking night.
975 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-09 05:23
One of the tumblr weirdos I stalk posted something today about a happening in my hometown. Small world.
976 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-09 05:39
Today I found a compact Cherry keyboard at a thrift shop, and decided to post for lack of a better thing to do with it.
977 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-09 13:54
if you seek Amy
978 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-09 19:59
My phone died yesterday. It was very disheartening.
979 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 06:45
I just put my old laptop to sleep.
980 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 10:44
>>979
Aww.
981 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 11:58
MY VIOLENT FARTS ARE BACK
982 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 12:47
Today's poop report: soft and copious, requiring me to stand up and shake down a couple times to get it all out. I am displeased with this poop.
983 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 13:41
Sus jej im back again
984 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 20:18
I forgot to post here.
985 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 20:38
>>982
I get that sometimes, and it's hard to pinpoint what changed from my usual, perfect, self-cleaning shits.
986 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 21:48
I'd like to thank all the VIPPERs who helped me get here today to bump this thread. And I'd like to thank the VIP Academy for giving me this post.
987 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-10 22:11
My darkest phallus
988 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 01:18
Drop this fucking beat.
989 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 10:23
drop the fucking testicles
990 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 12:45
10 more.
991 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 15:55
Toot toot I'm an expensive car
992 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 18:04
( >ω<) MUST
( >ω<) POST
( >ω<) MORE
993 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 18:15
>>991
You're worth every penny.
994 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 20:21
put a donk on it
995 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 20:34
Today's day is the same day as yesterday's yesterday's yesterday's yesterday's yesterday's yesterday's yesterday.
996 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 22:08
N
997 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 22:08
I
998 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 22:08
G
999 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 22:09
G
1000 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-11 22:09
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