[ANOTHER LIST] ITT we list 1000 things that AREN'T Jackie Chan [OH PLEASE STOP]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-13 21:48

Ok?

I'll begin:

Jackie Chan.

2 Name: VIPPER 2015-03-13 22:23

2. >>1-san

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3. The Goonies

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4. Jocky Chun.

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5 Monkey pox

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6. A vuvuzela

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Nicholas Café

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8. The jews.

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9. The other jews.

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10. A lampshade

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11. Sonic the Hedgehog

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12. Rap music

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12. Posting in a thread in which the users manually number their posts at the same time another VIPPER does, thereby falsifying your numeration.

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13. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

14. A swastika made of rainbow-colored penises

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15. White

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16. Black

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17. Mexican

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18. World War One

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19. September Eleventh, 1991

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20. A member of the Illuminati
(debatable)

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21. Alchoholic beverages

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22. Simplified English Gematria

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23. Not a member of the Illuminati
(highly debatable)

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24. A kawaii loli

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25. Five to the second power

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26. Jackie Chan
(absolutely indisputable)

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27. Bruce Lee

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Quoted by: >>31

28. A futanari oneechan to make my shota boipussy kimochii

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69. LOL SIXTY NINE.

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30. Getting over your Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

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30. A raging homosexual like >>28[u][/u]-san

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31. Secretly hoping that >>69 incorrectly quotes xir post number as "29."

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33. A high-level Freemason, like Walt Disney

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32. A Social Justice Warrior

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35. Chuck Norris

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36. A mainland Chinese person.

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37. Hard Gay

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38. Doogie Howser

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39. The 39th reply ITT

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40. Jackie Chan's mother

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41. SAoVQ

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42. A big gook

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43. my penis

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44. Dubs

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Your mom.

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46. A simple phone call to Hong Kong.

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47. Hitler

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48. A pet finch named Adolf

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49. The Linux kernel

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50. Big Mama

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51. 4chan

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52. poop

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53. Hilter

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54. Hitler's poop

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55. Louis Cuck King

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56. cute girls with hairy armpits

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57. Poop shaped like Hitler

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58. The petrified poop of Jurassic Hitler

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59. A goose

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60. A cuckqueen

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61. A cultural marxist

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62. A big butt

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63. Toast Sandwich

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Toast sandwiches

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Toast sandwiches

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Toast sandwiches

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Toast sandwiches

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Toast sandwiches

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funynynynyn myamys

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Toaster sandwhiches

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Toaster sandwhiches

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Toaster sandwhiches

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toasters' sandwhiches.

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74. The President of the United States