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Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [PART 1]

1 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-02 09:34

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2 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-02 14:34
Truncated length needs to be extended.
3 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-02 14:38
The "classic" view won't let me bump
4 Name: ADMIN 2015-08-02 21:13
>>2
Fixed.
5 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-02 23:23
Hello VIPPERs :o)
6 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-03 09:30
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
7 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-03 19:30
You have done us a good deed, ADMIN
...if that is indeed your real name!
8 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-03 19:31
My daily age.
9 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-03 21:43
I was tempted to revert to classic layout, but this is also pretty cool.
10 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-03 21:47
It's just as good as the real thing :(
11 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-03 23:09
Not gonna lie. I didn't like how JS-heavy this is but it still looks cool. Might as well leave it like that.
12 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 03:33
I don't like the animations and the web 2.0-ness of the site, though I think the layout is a brilliant idea that finally makes the best of the wasted horizontal space. Also, if you disable JS, the classic layout is loaded by default and the site is completely usable. As a side note, the preview checkbox was a bad idea and Tablecat should be punished for it. It makes more sense as a button.

Admin-kun-sama, I like your take on how to modernize textboards. Post Office is extremely cute and feels cozy without going the whole hipster overly flat design way. Mind if I ask what your programming background is like? I come from progrider and I'm curious to know about it. I despise web programming, though your work is inspiring. Are you, by any chance, meltingwax?
13 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 05:01
I come from progrider
Disgusting.
14 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 05:57
>>6
My heart is calmed by the fact that the "key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee" VIPPER (or one of them if applicable) made it here.
15 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 10:53
>>14
Sorry I'm not the original "key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee" VIPPER. Just one of his fan.
16 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 11:54
>>13
I'm sorry (´;ω;`)
17 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 15:50
VIP
18 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 16:32

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19 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 16:39
Quick bump.
20 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 17:36
VIP BREAKING NEWS: SAOVQ is coming back (maybe)
Threads are now accessible: http://secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1188069158/l10
21 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 17:59
Server not found
Now it's just completely dead.
22 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 18:23
The domain name is getting old. Someone wanna grab it before DPB?
23 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 18:23
Bump
24 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 18:51
https://d.maxfile.ro/pogmfaeujk.7z
It's not much, but it's all I got from the quick moment it was up. If I had known is was going back down again, I would have done much more.
25 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 20:27
Hey, ADMIN-san, can you pretty please get this stuff hosted on a proper domain & a real server, instead of someone's bedroom computer in the Netherlands?
26 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-04 20:28
It's only a refuge, d*mbass......
27 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-05 05:34
>>22
Its in a redemption period so its not up for grabs yet. I'd be willing to buy it and host once its expired but I have no clue about running a bbs.
28 Name: ADMIN 2015-08-05 22:42
>>12
I'm glad you like the new layout and thanks for the kind words. Here's what I did with your comments:

Removed the animations.
The slide animation for the Quick-Reply boxes were a leftover from the Post Office and I kept a short animation for the threadgrid in to give a visual explanation when threads switched columns upon Quick-reply expansions. Keeping visual track of threads you aren't posting in isn't as important as keeping the UX consistent. That is, representing static pages with static transitions.

Turned the preview checkbox into a button.
This was an annoyance that really wasn't that obvious to me until you pointed it out; nice catch. The only place where it makes sense for it to be a checkbox is during the process of enhancing a previewed post and even then it barely matters.

Reworked the board navigation.
This wasn't something you mentioned, but it is in the same vein of removing web 2.0 stuff. The Options button and board list weren't really congruous with the rest of the layout, so it has taken a more plain-texty appearance, not so loosely modeled after the way 4chan does its board navigation. That navigation bar still sticks out there as a really nice legacy piece. Our board list also switches to a dropdown menu on mobile to make it more beautiful and space-efficient.

You might also notice the board [ all ] in the board navigation. That'll be a place for a quick overlook of all recently active threads with a same style, similar to vichan imageboards. I hope to have that done soon.

Now for the personal questions. I'm not meltingwax, neither do I have a background in programming. I'm actually an architecture student with some experience in print graphic design.

The Post Office used to be a general iyashikei imageboard, but I transformed it into a textboard because I had grown to enjoy textboards more. I reworked tablecat's software mostly for visual changes to the place a cozy atmosphere, but added some features as well. This taught me a bit of perl, and to this day perl is the only programming language I can write a couple of lines in. Tablecat later released a new version of the BBS (multiple board support, quote links, cleaner code) and I wanted to make use of the new features at the Post Office, clean up past edits and refine the concepts used. Since I had to start from scratch I figured I might as well aim to make this software for public use and try to make a textboard that is a bit more modern, but still feels like the old ones.

Thank you for calling my work inspiring, but it's just me applying design sensibilities to some really solid software.
29 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-05 23:28
>>29
Thank you for the updates.
30 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-06 00:02
>>30
You're the best.
31 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-06 00:35
Hello, and bumpu. As for my complaint, the font is not Mona. This breaks from the Kareha basics.

>>31
I'm gonna give you a handjob later tonight~
32 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-06 02:15
>>32 is the best!
33 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-06 07:31
Admin we need the tune "We are Family" performed by Sister Sledge to be playable from this page.
34 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-06 15:38
Thank you dear Admin, you rock.
35 Name: ADMIN 2015-08-06 20:03
>>31
Setting Mona as the default font is simple to do with some board specific CSS. I don't want the CSS for /saovq/ to branch for such a small issue, since the software is still under development. If I change something to the CSS, I only have to work with one file.

Your comment on the Mona font does touch on a more interesting subject that I would like to have your guys' thoughts on. It's possible to have the Mona font be loaded along with the webpage. That way people don't have to download and install the font separately, but it does add 1.3MB to the weight of the page the first time the CSS is loaded. It also might render slightly different in your browser. I've enabled it for mobile resolutions only at the moment, so give it a try by narrowing your browser window.
Do you guys think the Mona font should come with the webpage or be downloaded separately?

And while I've got you thinking with me; I'm also not quite sure about the Options menu. Is buttons really the way to go, it looks a bit messy right now and I'm open for suggestions on how to handle it differently.





>>33
36 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-06 23:37
Do you guys think the Mona font should come with the webpage or be downloaded separately?
The former, duh.
37 Name: ADMIN 2015-08-06 23:40
Also, [ all ] is done. →/all.cgi
38 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-07 04:07
Mournful bump
39 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-07 07:24
>>35
We are home, VIPPERS.
40 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-08 19:44
Yo, quit breaking the layout.
41 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-09 03:44
i really, really really like this image
42 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-10 09:18
I like butts.
43 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-10 20:14
>>42
I like to pinch 'em in the München
44 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-11 21:41
I don't know why I'm here.
45 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-11 22:17
>>44
It seems the buzz around the site going offline has calmed down. Now we're just in limbo.
46 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-15 20:24
Eh.
47 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-17 12:01
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!??
48 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-19 13:57
unzips dick
49 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-21 23:59
Hello everyoen! I'm glad to make new friends here wwwwwwww
50 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-22 02:35
LITERALLY my first ever reply here.
51 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-22 16:01
a drum loop that's like the amen beat, but much funkier
52 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-26 02:14
53 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-28 05:54
a
54 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-28 17:07
Let's bumping.
55 Name: Toki !5yOaZrqx.c 2015-08-29 04:46
bring back SAOVQ

for every night that SAOVQ is dead i will drink until i pass out
56 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-29 18:34
57 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-29 21:40
ARSE
58 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-31 09:05
HORSE ASS
59 Name: VIPPER 2015-08-31 14:49
I enjoy long torrent-leechers on the beach
60 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-01 19:45
Make like a spider and reclude
61 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-06 00:05
SAoVQ is spread so thin
62 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-07 08:57
don't think, feel
63 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-07 12:03
and you'll be tanasinn
64 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-08 15:08
PASSION for the whole family.
65 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-09 07:20
Is it normal to rape people in your dreams?
66 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-09 08:05
Totally normal compared to all the crazy things you can do in dreams.
67 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-09 12:39
I had a dream where I was in New York/Paris with my family (nobody knew for sure). Then it started to rain and we all fell down a mudslide to a theme park in the jungle.
68 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-09 14:22
>>65
Only if you're a sleepwalker
69 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-09 16:41
I had a dream where I lost my car and I was in a bad neighborhood and it was almost midnight and I wanted to go home real bad.
70 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-09 21:19
i had a dream that i didn't actually beat a mission in mgs5 and I'd have to redo it.
71 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-09 21:39
My position in this game is such that either I win, or the opponent loses.
72 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-10 01:46
>>71
That's favorable!
73 Name: VIPP...rrrrr 2015-09-10 03:01
There's a few things I wish could change around here. The thread list should be on top. There should be a "more options" button with WakabaMark, HTML, and Text Art. Sage checkbox should be removed and replaced with email or link field. The reply text field should be able to expand horizontally (get rid of the 550px max width). The preview should not redirect to another page. And one nit-picky thing that doesn't need to be changed, change "Quick-Reply" to "Reply" (Something about "Quick" makes it feel offhanded, but again that's just nit-picky).
Other than that, I like where this is going. I feel we're are being rebirthed. Also, I like the images page (Although, we shouldn't have inline images on the saovq board).
74 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-10 07:53
I can't find the paypal link and I am afraid that daddycool will kick me out if I don't make another payment.
75 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-10 12:03
>>73
Agreed on the UI bits, but I'd still prefer to have SAoVQ back in its old form. Heck, I'd even like if it's just the most recent archive.org threads haphazardly merged in.
76 Name: ADMIN 2015-09-10 17:12
>>73
Thanks for the suggestions, I've given them some thought. Let me start of by saying that I don't think we should try to mimic kareha 100%. It's lovely software, but it does have its flaws that shouldn't be overlooked for the sake of nostalgia.

I moved the thread to the bottom of the page to give #newthread some more clarity and to have at least one of the threads above the fold to invite further reading. Otherwise your eyes are met with a wall of .shell divs when you open the page. It also makes sense to continue with the threadlist after reading the front page.
BBCode can do everything the old formatting could and it doesn't limit you to the same formatting for an entire post. Most of the time the system even notices the ideographic space in front of SJIS art and changes it automatically.
The email field is great for the occasional joke, but blurs the line between sage and age posts. The typing of sage is also error-prone, cumbersome and for some, confusing.
Previews would be nice to have on the same page, but it's currently handled by the post script instead of javascript. That ensures the output is 100% correct and also accessible for people with javascript disabled.
I also never really like the wording of Quick-Reply. I changed it to Reply for now to show you what that's like. It also looks kind of odd to have be such a short word. If you have any more thoughts about this, I'd love to hear them.

Oh, I also changed it so that clicking a number to quote automatically opens the reply form for that thread.

>>74
We have an about page now with info and a donate button: →/about/

>>75
It should be possible to transform the archived threads to fit in here, but it might be tough. I'll certainly look into it later.
77 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-10 18:46
>>76
wakabamark is cool though since its markdown which everyone should know from updating their tumblrs all day.

I also changed it so that clicking a number to quote automatically opens the reply form for that thread.
Nice!
78 Name: VIPP...rrrrr 2015-09-10 20:42
>>76
The thread list is pretty much there so you don't have to scroll through the whole page to see what threads are available and it also shows threads that aren't on the front page. If you place it on the bottom, you are now scrolling through the whole page again. And if you just want to see older threads, it's going to take you just as long to scroll through the whole page as it is to go to the All Threads page. A compromise may be to have it hidden with a show button like the reply field is, where it is only hidden when javascript is enabled.

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       (´∀` ) < test. This is awesome, but everything below, is now in a new font. Maybe add a bbcode for Text art.
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It still makes me uncomfortable that there isn't an email field. If we're going for ease of access for the lowest common denominator, we might as well make this a Web 3.0 site.
As for the preview, I think it is a good idea to keep compatibility for people with javascript disabled, but when javascript is enabled it should not redirect. Also "Post Preview" runs into the "Return Entire Thread Last 50 Posts" on firefox.
"Reply" seems fine to me.
One more thing, the thread should expand vertically when the reply field expands vertically.

79 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-11 13:33
Will the images ever purged in the images page? I hope not.
80 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-11 20:08
>>78
We could have a link at the top of page that focuses you to the threadlist and another that brings you back to the top of the page again.
We already have BBcode for that. It's the [aa]-block (´∀` )
It also makes the input field less collapsible, among the other reasons I listed. It's honestly also a pain to add in.
I'll fix the preview CSS, thanks for noticing. As for rewriting the BBCode interpreter in javascript, maybe later.
I'm looking into the expanding reply field right now. Should have a fix soon.
81 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-11 20:43
>>79
I've currently set a max combined size of 500MB, but that'll be increased before we get there.
82 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-11 22:01
The girls' version of brothers in the hole must be something like sisters on the pole
83 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-12 00:05
>>80
What would you be rewriting the BBCode interpreter for? Didn't you say that there is already an [aa] tag?
84 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-12 00:12
>>83
>>80
Nevermind, I see what you're saying.
85 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-12 00:20
>>80
Instead of reinventing the wheel, maybe use this: https://bitbucket.org/AMcBain/bb-code-parser
86 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 02:25
>>85
That's a great suggestion, I hadn't thought of that. The resizing issue is fixed, so I'll work on this next alongside an issue with gzipping the static resources. Thanks!
87 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 03:11
I keep hearing sirens.
88 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 04:00
So no one was shot in our town this weekend. I thought my town was going to make news, but instead our police covered it up in order to not spread panic. The local military was called in to prevent them from carrying out their plan, and most people in my town don't even know about it. The only reason why I know is because of my acquaintance whose a police officer showed me the official report. Its kind of exciting, and I'm glad no one was shot (besides that one girl whose fine).
89 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 04:31
>>86
On chrome, releasing above the text field when resizing does not trigger the mouseup event. Dragging below the next thread will also inconsistently not resize the thread. Try hooking the window.onmouseup instead of the textarea.
90 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 04:36
>>86
Even with the window.onmouseup fix, the first resize never seems to work for me.
91 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 04:40
92 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 08:50
>>88
Its good to hear you are safe, VIPPER.
93 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 12:59
>>89
I've got to say, I'm really loving this fast and useful feedback. I nested the mouseup event in the mousedown one. This fixes the issue and the function only gets called when it needs to.

>>90
I can't reproduce the problem. What browser are you using? Maybe the above fix helped.

>>91
Sure thing, it's on the docket.
94 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 13:25
>>93
Why don't you post your code on github or something?
95 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 14:45
I had just made a thread last night, of a cat refuseing another cat service at his place of work.
Did a bug eat it or did I break a rule?
96 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 14:46
>>95

After I posed the thread came back....I swear for that moment it was gone! Please ignore me.
97 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 15:48
Why not have a:visited{color:purple;}?
98 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 20:09
>>85
Or even better, just use ajax like the old SAoVQ did.
99 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-13 23:11
>>91
It's here. I don't know if it's a keeper, though. The old board navigation felt a bit cleaner.

>>94
I've never actually used it, but I figured I would when the code is more polished.

>>95
It sounds like a product of the issue I had with gzip, but that was already fixed by then. Maybe you still had a copy of an old gzipped page in your cache. Now that the gzip stuff is fixed most page sizes are halved, so that's great to have out of the way.

>>97
Good suggestion. It's currently there for posts and the threadlist, but it doesn't seem to work great for the latter. Most visible threads are also visible on the front page, leaving only the index numbers coloured. So maybe, I'll instead show visited threads by colouring the links underneath the postform.
100 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-14 00:09
101 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-14 00:41
>>99
Unless you're saying that the SJIS is messy itself, I don't see how the new navigation is messy. Looks fine to me.
I haven't used it much either, but I think at the state you're at right now is the perfect time to put it on github. The point of github isn't to put the finished product up anyways. It's so people can collaborate and report errors, and when you fuck something up, you can revert to previous versions of files. It's a tool for polishing you're software. This thread shouldn't be the place to report errors. Plus you can fork your board software for SAoVQ, so that some of are less pretty requests are separate from your software.
Yeah, the thread list visited links were never really helpful.
102 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-14 02:54
This is broken:
→/read.cgi/saovq/1438508070/l100 (only shows from 22 on)
→/read.cgi/saovq/1438508070/1-100 (only shows 1)
103 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-14 21:52
I sneezed on my peanut. Should I eat it?
104 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-15 01:52
Yes, it will make you stronger.
105 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-15 17:35
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106 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-15 18:53
This board is great!
107 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-15 19:17
グード ジョブ !!!
108 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-16 03:11
I didn't have enough time to hide the drugs, anime, and cumbucket.
109 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-16 03:15
>>102
Seriously needs to be fixed. Currently, you can only view this whole thread by manipulating the url.
110 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-16 03:16
>>109
Or I guess the Entire thread link
111 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-16 03:24
The image page link for 2 and next are:
→/saovq/images/images//saovq/2.html
112 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-17 13:27
Oh deer.
In the headlights again.
113 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-17 21:00
CAN'T DRAG ME DOWN!
114 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-18 04:32
I think I might be stupid.
115 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-18 05:49
Sorry I haven't been posting
116 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-18 07:45
desu
117 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-18 15:09
Welcome to my personal blog: this thread.
118 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-18 17:39
Egoism is not Hedonism.
119 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-19 01:07
Moist.
120 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-19 05:48
http://viptronic.org/albums/viptronIX/20%20Under%20the%20Moon.mp3

What's the original song this is remixed from?
121 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-19 15:17
Moist.
122 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-19 20:30
Merry ITLAPD, ye salty mateys
123 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-20 00:00
Bumped!
124 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-20 09:07
Just got a copyright infringement notice for torrenting...TWGOK, of all things? Huh.

It was very polite, even providing a link to watch it on CR.

Be careful out there, VIPPERs.
125 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-20 20:30
Last night was the first time I'd ever watched anime with a friend. Too bad it was shonen shit, but luckily, I was high enough that it was some of the most hilarious shit in the world.
126 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-20 20:44
I'm glad people are posting. I was thinking of buying the .biz domain but this will do
127 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-20 22:48
This place looks like fucking shit and I'm not surprised in the slightest.
128 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-20 22:55
>>127
Too bad this is the only trash available. Don't expect the admin to make any (actually good) changes!
129 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 00:00
>>124
Good thing I am already a plebeian who streams anime.
130 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 01:31
uwa
131 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 02:48
>>127,128
What are these "actually good" changes? And why don't you think the admin will implement them? The only things he has refused so far is the email field and moving the thread list to the top, which neither of those are the distinguishing line between decent software and trash.
Also, this is not the only saovq board available. Feel free to visit http://secretvipquality.website/. I'm sure they'd welcome you there.
132 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 03:30
I think overall I could say that I'm a happy person. Not a great person, but happy.
133 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 05:32
Feel free to visit http://secretvipquality.website/.
Thanks but no thanks.
134 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 07:08

  .∧∧      I humbly suggest we try to keep the meta discussion to
  (*゚ -゚)      →/read.cgi/saovq lest it dominate this one.
_(つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/_
  \/    /

135 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 07:14

       ∧∧l||l   I meant
       /⌒ヽ)    →/read.cgi/saovq/1440898734
     ~(___)
    ''" ""''"" "''

136 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 14:00
It seems we're getting our first wave of trolling. It will be interesting to see how a new website like us handles it.
137 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 14:10
I found all of you friends! Please stay safe, I hope you've all been well.
138 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 14:56
From a topological perspective, the human being is not unlike a doughnut.
139 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 16:38
>>136
Historically, we haven't done very well with it.
140 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 19:31
>>139
Personally, I think we'll do just fine! Although, I am a bit of an optimist. As long as he doesn't start spamming we should be fine. Plus, since we have an active mod, he can always ban him for spamming if he does.
141 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-21 23:47
Oh man I should drink more green tea.
142 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 00:30
I don't know what the fuck this site is but I want to be a japanese too like all you cool guys
143 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 01:11
test
144 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 03:02
>>140
Doggy Cool will look after us, friend.
145 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 08:08
>>144
Is it election time again already?
146 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 13:32
>>145
I don't see the point in voting. It's obviously rigged, so that the candidate with the most VIP coins always wins.
147 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 17:04
ミトンが好き!!
148 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 17:27
badda bing badda boom
149 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 19:11
hey..............................
150 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-22 22:49
Daily bump.
151 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 00:16
How much is too much?
152 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 01:42
I'm about to set off on an adventure. For better or worse.
153 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 02:36
>>151
Usually, so much that spacing it out (instead of gorging) would give you better mileage to the point of mattering.
154 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 06:01
It turns out that I was a mutant all this time.
155 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 06:06
>>152
Please return safely.
156 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 15:20
Here today, gone tomorrow
157 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 18:54
A double serving of blood and cervical discharges. But that's just my two cunts
158 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-23 19:56
I wanna make some strawberry milk but I have neither strawberry syrup nor milk.
159 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 07:48
Strawberry Calpis is good.
160 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 15:05
KEY LIME YOGURT OR DIE
BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
161 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 15:22
BIG BASS
162 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 15:42
Burning metal like no tomorrow!
163 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 17:12
vippin like it aint no thang
164 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-24 21:16
I can't believe we are back!

JEWS
165 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 03:30
SMALL ASS
166 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 05:28
Its my birthday!
167 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 07:21
>>166
I am so sorry.
168 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 14:54
>>166
CONGRATULATIONS!
169 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 15:17
170 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-25 15:46
>>166

It's my friends birthday today too. Neat.
171 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 00:30
I... I think there's at least five people posting here. Did we really make it?
172 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 00:40
As long as the posts are VIP quality does it really matter how many are here.
173 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 00:40
sticky rice yeah girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
174 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 01:44
>>171
The truth is that I am all of the other posters.
175 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 08:16
Pantsu! Pantsu!
176 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 08:44
>>174

What!!
How dare you, liar. I am all of the other posters, including you. Not you.
177 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 13:00
That moment when a japanese adult video is so boring that my attention is drawn to the male non-lead's laptop, which is uncensoredly a Lenovo Thinkpad -- one of the good ones too, T series, aluminium-coloured hinges and everything.
178 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-26 14:33
jim goes to the gym
179 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 00:13
watching nervous japanese people bowing while talking on the phone
180 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 01:47
>>176
you are not me :^/
181 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 06:26
i am me. which is a shame, because i'd rather be someone else
182 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 07:35
Whenever I am feeling down, I can always cheer back up remembering that I am not >>181.
183 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 10:03
Whenever I am feeling down, I can always cheer back up remembering that I am not >>184.
184 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 11:18
At least I am not >>183
185 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 17:19
Whenever I am feeling down, I just drink.
186 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 19:53
bad.horse
bad.horse
bad.horse
bad.horse
he.rides.across.the.nation
the.thoroughbred.of.sin
he.got.the.application
that.you.just.sent.in
it.needs.evaluation
so.let.the.games.begin
a.heinous.crime
a.show.of.force
a.murder.would.be.nice.of.course
bad.horse
bad.horse
bad.horse
he-s.bad
the.evil.league.of.evil
is.watching.so.beware
the.grade.that.you.receive
will.be.your.last.we.swear
so.make.the.bad.horse.gleeful
or.he-ll.make.you.his.mare
o_o
you-re.saddled.up
there-s.no.recourse
it-s.hi-ho.silver
signed.bad.horse
187 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 20:10
PS4 is worst console.

No other console is so needlessly unintuitive and confusing to use. The way it works with each controller connected being assigned a user is absolutely retarded. It also crashes, stutters and otherwise does not perform as well as it should when you push buttons and so forth.

I'll stick to PC for the rest of my life. At least I can fix it if it breaks.
188 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-27 23:52
Forgot to bump.
189 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-28 14:02
I got to see a lunar eclipse. It was okay.
190 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-28 14:14
IT WAS GREAT!
191 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-28 14:53
OHAYO SAoVQ!
192 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-28 16:30
The futer is now. #GTKRWN
193 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-28 16:37
Hello again, sayovicue.
194 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 01:35
Why would all the threads have correct unix timestamps except the OPPAI OPPAI one?
195 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 01:44
Now that we have discovered water on Mars, how long until we drain it all?
196 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 03:10
What the hell? Why? Please bring back the time stamps.
197 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 03:10
>>196
Well, that worked.
198 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 04:02
>>187
I do not understand how this works. Is there actually storage on the controller?
199 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 05:12
>>198
Don't own a PS4, but I believe it just requires you to sign in as a user when you turn on a controller, making couch coops a bit more annoying to get started.
200 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 12:01
>>194
Admin-san has a continuous deployment policy.
201 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 14:56
I'm about to order a month of membership to the 2007 oldschool runescape game. Nostalgia has a real hankering.
202 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 15:21
Thank you admin-san for bringing back the timestamps. It was getting lonely without them.
203 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 18:24
I didn't wish that guy happy birthday, so that makes 6 VIPPERS
204 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-29 22:25
I can't believe I am wasting G-bandwidth on this sight but I guess I am addicted.
205 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-30 01:55
>>203
There must be more since one of those posts was actually fabricated by a team of 7 veteran posters, each with over 20 years of professional experience posting in the area. However, they refuse to divulge which post it was in order to safeguard their anonymity.
206 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-30 10:28
This sight is rite, like a strite flite up a straight.
207 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-30 13:01
I wish I could poop.
208 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-30 15:12
I FEEL, I DIE, I FEEL AGAIN
209 Name: VIPPER 2015-09-30 20:52
Wherever I am, I must click.
210 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-01 01:28
All the western females only comics on exhentai seem to be about some girl eating another girl.
211 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-01 04:26
English language learning videos are just as good as bad porn acting.
212 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-01 14:54
Hooray social situations!
213 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-02 02:04
ゆっくりしていってね!!!
214 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-02 08:00
>>210
No vore at least.

I hope.
215 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-02 19:52
Here!
216 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-03 02:38
BIS MORGEN!
217 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-03 03:44
>>11-12
I don't mind it. It works just fine without JS, and with JS it isn't too heavy for my taste at all.
218 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-03 07:19
I hate a u t i s m
219 Name: VIPPER SNAPPER 2015-10-03 13:44
Get off my lawn.
220 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-03 17:38
Riesige Büste
221 Name: neet 2015-10-03 22:20
222 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 01:41
Hey what about Jabber
223 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 04:11
First time here! Hello, world!
224 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 04:47
>>223
Welcome, I hope you enjoy your stay!
225 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 13:57
I'm here again. Slowly dissolving.
226 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 14:04
I dreamt that the old Area had returned, and no one had noticed. Sadly it wasn't so.
227 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 19:16
O'captain! My captain!
228 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 22:00
クゾ Thread
229 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-04 23:52
Last night I spent half an hour on an oekaki and then my computer froze.
230 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-05 01:54
>>229
I'm very sorry to hear that. In honour of your loss we now have a continue button.
231 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-05 08:38
>>226
How cruel ...
232 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-05 21:44
>>229

Awwww.
233 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-05 22:12
Saovq look so different in my cellphone.
234 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-05 22:18
I made an image via oekaki but somehow it got deleted after I uploaded it.
235 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-05 22:27
>>233
SAoVQ ver. COOL FREE RINGTONES
236 Name: ADMIN 2015-10-06 01:26
>>234
Could you describe the process with a little more detail? Did you try to upload it again with the continue button?
237 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 05:59
>>236
On my iPad I drew a mitten, it got a number and was in the index, looking at it on PC it was gone, uploaded another work and looked at it on ipad, PC upload was missing at first, but actually clicking on the thumbnail of iPad upload cleared out cache and only see PC upload now full stop
238 Name: ADMIN 2015-10-06 07:08
I used No. 69 for testing the continue button earlier, so my guess is that that I didn't cover my tracks perfectly and your first submission was logged imperfectly. I suspect it won't happen again, but I'll keep my eye out. Sorry for the inconvenience.
239 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 13:11
>>237
Please, don't let this discourage you from drawing mittens in the future.
240 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 14:37
Live for today, guano tomorrow.
241 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 15:29
WOKE UP AND SAW TITS
242 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 18:10
(´・ω・)つ(・ Kneading tit
243 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-06 22:13
I'm loving the kago image that someone uploaded. thank you, someone.
244 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 16:42
Titular
245 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 17:13
Groovy
246 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 17:46
This place is shaping up to be my permanent SAOVQ replacement, to be pinned and everything
247 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 17:57
Radical
248 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 18:19
When are there going to be calls for palestinian solidarity in the banners page?
249 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 21:22
>>246
This has been a fine SAoVQ.net substitute app-tab for what seems like a long time now. As the first bump thread reaches 1000, we bid farewell to Smoochy-sama's reign of no fucking backups ever.
250 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-07 23:43
>>246
Thank god you're here. I was getting worried I'd have to keep posting by myself.
251 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 00:50
>>248
There wouldn't need to be a call for solidarity if Israel didn't exist in the first place.
252 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 05:11
Admin, you need to have a bbcode for links. Hiding malicious links in bbcode probably isn't a problem. If a bot does it, the links will probably be accompanied by a ridiculous title that you'd have to be stupid to click (e.g. "Miley Cirus gives top 10 reasons she made out with a lesbian"). If you're more worried about other websites using your software who have users that will click on those types of links, then just make it an option in your config.pm file and disable it for SAoVQ. If it's a malicious user who has a grudge, I don't think not having a bbcode is going to stop him. You can always hide what a link is with a url shortener or any other redirect service.

Other reasons:

No link detected without uri scheme:
secretareaofvipquality.org

Periods and commas included:
You should visit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin.
You should visit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin, but beware.

 Only way to avoid is to separate with a space, which doesn't look good.



Messy and would be better off in an a tag:
You should visit https://duckduckgo.com/?q=A+website+with+a+really+long+url+A+website+with+a+really+long+url+A+website+with+a+really+long+url+A+website+with+a+really+long+url+A+website+with+a+really+long+url+A+website+with+a+really+long+url+A+website+with+a+really+long+url&t=ffab.
You should visit this list of links http://example.com/view.php?page=1&meta=true&useless=false, http://example.com/view.php?page=2&meta=true&useless=false, http://example.com/view.php?page=3&meta=true&useless=false, http://example.com/view.php?page=4&meta=true&useless=false, http://example.com/view.php?page=5&meta=true&useless=false...

 Imagine viewing posts like this on your smart phone. With a link bbcode, the second example could be written as "You should visit this list of links page 1, page 2, page 3, page 4, page 5..."



Only recognizes characters [a-z0-9-]
http://外国.com/
http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/外国
http://みんな.みんな/ (legit website)

 Pretty important considering your user base.



Includes bbcode
[i]You should visit →. [/i]

 I put a b tag around the link. Now everything below is bolded, and adding another [/b] appears as plain text, so I cannot close the bold tag even if I open a NEW ONE.
 Also, as you can see I cannot put another bb tag around the link.



Bonus if you decide to support other shcemes like gopher, magnet, mailto, or anything else you deem to be safe.
253 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 06:00

         ∧    ∧
        /  ヽ  / ヽ
       /    ⌒   `ヽ
     /^)  ○ γヽ  ○  /ヽ .
     ゙i  | |||   |  |    |  `i    >>252 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
     |  |. |||   |  |    l   |
      ゙i | |||   |  |    ゙i  |
    γ'l |     ヽノ    ノi  ノ
     | | |`ヽ、    _,,-'/ ノ
     | ノ |    ̄ ̄ ̄   |  |
     ヽ  ノ          ヽ_ノ
       ̄|           |

254 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 06:38
>>253
Well, in a vyvanse induced focus, I decided to find all the flaws with not having a links tag. However, that last one isn't really a flaw with not having a links tag. It's just a normal glitch. Anywho, until the admin fixes the glitch you can take any bbcode tag he supports
'code' # code (also escapes brackets)
'b' # bold
'i' # italics
'o' # overline
'u' # underline
's' # strikethrough
'aa' # sjis font
'm' # monospace font
'spoiler' # spoiler
'sup' # subscript
'sub' # superscript
Then wrap "http://secretareaofvipquality.org" with that tag for the whole website to be in that tag. For example, [sub]http://secretareaofvipquality.org[/sub] will make everything eerily smaller. But be warned, someone may decide to sup your sub.

The regex he uses for detecting the saovq url is different from what he detects every other link with. The problem arises when his saovq url regex contains [^\s]+ rather than what is normal url regex has which is [\x21-\x25\x27-\x5A\x5E-\x7E]|& (atleast I think that's the equivalent). This is an easy fix by changing the saovq url to something like (?:https?|ftp)://$siteurl(?::[0-9]{4})?(?:[/?](?:[\x21-\x25\x27-\x5A\x5E-\x7E]|&)+)?, which is probably wrong, but the general idea is to use whatever regex he bummed off of someone for the saovq url regex and just replace the portion that detects the domain name with the $siteurl.
255 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 10:35
I sure am bold today. Maybe I should try skydiving.
256 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 11:30
>>255
I just need to get this off my chest. I'm an idiot. For the past 4 days, I think I've slept a total of 3 hours. The deeper I go the more comfortable I get with the fact that I'm an idiot. I was always reassured from childhood that I was more intelligent than the rest of the kids. Actually, that's not true, when I was very young, I had problems with reading and I got held back a grade. My parents treated me as stupid, but one day out of the blue, my second grade teacher decided I was gifted. They give me an intelligence test to determine if I was gifted. My parents of course didn't think I could pass it (which they would later tell me). But miraculously I did, and from then on I considered myself intelligent. Looking back at it now, I realized it was a bullshit test that only tested for knowledge like naming kitchen appliances. My sister had even taken it before and prepped me before hand. But even if I should have failed, from then on I was an intelligent person who looked down on others. I learned to look down on others because that was how smart people acted in cartoons and movies. It was this persona I took on that was symbolic of my intelligence, and when teachers and peers would recognized it, they would immediately assume that I was intelligent. And this recognition reinforced my already twisted self-perception. But when it came time to actually express my ideas or do problem solving, my teachers quickly realized I was below average. And when I was confronted with opinions by my peers, I would do what I learned on tv: disregard their ideas, and bullshit. When it came to actually making good grades, I would cram the night before and get answers from friends and the internet. But it all seemed to pay off in the end, I got into a good college. And when it came time to pick a major, I thought I'd choose something that smart people did because I was still under the impression I was smart. Now, it's been two days since I slept. And two days ago, I slept about 3 hours. And before that, I hadn't slept for two days. Because I'm struggling and procrastinating on so many homeworks and projects. Because I never actually learned the material, but cheated and crammed. Because I'm an idiot. And it feels relieving to lift the burden of acting intelligent off my shoulders. I'm probably going to get kicked out of college. And I'm okay with that. I'm probably not going to work a very technical job. And I'm okay with that. Because today, I realized I'm an idiot.
257 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 18:31
eval(
258 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-08 21:05
)osid
259 Name: ADMIN 2015-10-08 22:22
>>252,254
Thanks a lot for your detailed analysis and examples, it helps out a lot. The $siteurl oversight has been fixed and you've convinced me to implement the [ur1] tag. Here's the new code:

New URI's

my $protocol = qr{(?:irc://irc.rizon.net/saovq(?:https?|s?ftps?|ircs?|git|ssh|telnet|gopher)://|(?:mailto|news|magnet):)};

Example: irc://irc.rizon.net/saovq
No [ur1] tag here yet!

The new [ur1] tag
My first approach, but I didn't like how it iterated over the entire string four times. It's also pretty ugly.

$str =~ s/\[ur1\]($protocol)(.+?)\[\/url\]/<a href="$1$2">$1$2<\/a>/g;
$str =~ s/\[ur1\](.+?)\[\/url\]/<a href="http:\/\/$1">$1<\/a>/g;
$str =~ s/\[ur1=($protocol)(.+?)\](.+?)\[\/url\]/<a href="$1$2">$3<\/a>/g;
$str =~ s/\[ur1=(.+?)\](.+?)\[\/url\]/<a href="http:\/\/$1">$2<\/a>/g;


Then I went with this lighter and more readable approach:

while ($str =~ /(.*?)\[ur1(.*?)\[\/url\](.*)$/gs) {
my ($left, $content, $right) = ($1, markup_escape($2), $3);
my ($url);
if (substr($content, 0, 1) eq '='){ ($url) = $content =~ /=(.*?)\]/;}
elsif(substr($content, 0, 1) eq ']'){($url) = substr($content, 1);}
else{next;}
my ($label) = $content =~ /\](.*)/;
if ($url !~ /$protocol/){ $url = 'http://' . $url;}
$str = $left . '<a href="' . $url . '">' . $label . '</a>' . $right;
}


And here it is in action.

The code doesn't really fit in with the existing structure of markup.pm, though. So it's not escapable with the [#] tag or [code] tag and if you mess up one [ur1] tag in your post, none of the following [ur1] tags will work. That's why I've replaced the l's with 1's in this example.
260 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-09 00:55
>>259
Thanks for your hard work. If you want the url code to fit the structure of markup.pm, I made a guide on changing it. I've never used perl, so I don't really know all the specifics of it, and you'll have to do some debugging.
You need a github. Also, why isn't an updated version of your code at http://textboard.dynu.com/releases.
261 Name: ADMIN 2015-10-09 06:04
>>260
No, thank you for your hard work. That's a much cleaner solution; it fixes all the problems I mentioned in >>259.

Funny you mention the releases and github in one breath, because I accidentally deleted all those releases when I was setting up a repo last month. I continued were I left off without a GUI this time and that makes the process a bit more clear. Here's the repository. I hope to keep it up to date, but I don't know if it will fit into my workflow.
262 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-09 18:24
I keep forgetting to post in this thread.
263 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-09 19:29
>>261
Awesome, thanks.
264 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-09 20:50
ADMIN our last admin is smoochy-san. who do you identify as. you cannot be smoochy san 2
265 Name: smoochy san 2 2015-10-10 02:01
You can be smoochy san 3 if you like though. I don't mind.
266 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 09:00
ADMIN I am glad you care about the Area.
267 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 10:26
:3c
268 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 12:44
I believe it.
269 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 14:07
I habeeb it!
270 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 16:02
Myk nyan.
271 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 16:19
When I eat the stuffing from a turkey, I become stuffed, and instead of myself, I am the turkey.
272 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 17:29
>>271
You mean turkish.
273 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 17:43
Did science come from magic? Not real magic, but the magic that was practiced in the past in an attempt to manipulate objects and make predictions about the future. If the first people to try to explain and experiment with magical phenomena had kept using the word magic, would scientists be considered magicians, and when we look to our past, would we consider magicians as the fathers of what we call science?
274 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 17:55
>>273
What's today known as "the scientific method" emerged from what was called philosophy. There was nothing supernatural or magical (i.e. following the principles of extraphysical contagion etc.) about that, either in the popular eye or in the minds of the practitioners.

Magic was mummery even at that time. The association of science so deep as to be practically esoteric, with magic, is a later invention -- we can thank Arthur C. Clarke for it, for example.
275 Name: ADMIN 2015-10-10 18:40
>>264
My usual handle is capey, but if you can think of anything better, go for it.
276 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-10 19:14
>>275
I like "ADMIN"
277 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 04:46
Libre.fm has quite a bit of good music if you guys were wanting something to listen to.
278 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 08:52
>>275
It should be a name that can be expressed with text art.
279 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 10:57
>>278
I propose this symbol:

. ._
|_|_
._| |
280 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 12:54
>>279
Doesn't fit into a single line. Smoochy-sama had an AA smoochy face.
卐 also doesn't make for a good name.
281 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 13:06
>>280
This is the best face when I think of "Capey":

282 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 14:32
>>280
Indeed, it would be romanized Swastika-chan.
283 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 15:15
>>282
You mean Swasti-kun! ^^
284 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 15:19
>>283
Perfect. It's settled. Our ADMIN is now called Swasti-kun!. Exclamation mark non-optional.
285 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 15:30
>>279,280,282,283,284
Oh you guys ;)
286 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 17:16
>>284
I'm all for it. :3
287 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 17:41
The downtime of SAOVQ reminded me of this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4rwNBD1PrQ

Don't
disappear again, please.
288 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 17:45
>>287
That is an awesome hyperlink regex.
289 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 22:37
>>288
You don't know what you got, until you lose it.
290 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-11 23:17
The last 50 posts link doesn't work. this makes me really sad.
291 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 00:20
>>290
Works for me.
292 Name: ADMIN 2015-10-12 00:31
>>290,291

It was only broken in the threadpage header. It's fixed now; thanks!
293 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 03:47
Aloha snackbar
294 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 05:40
A bewildering mess
295 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 08:58
VIP around the clock!

Non-stop!
296 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 11:46

Which face is your ADMIN?

(´ー`)

( ゚∋゚)

(・ ω・)ノ

(ΦωΦ)

((((っ´ω`)っ

(´゚З゚`)

J( 'ー`)し

(´<_、` )

|
|
|⌒彡
|冫、)
|` /
| /
|/
|
|

    ヘ⌒ヽフ
    ( -ω-)∫
   (  つc□
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|



And what is his name?
297 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 12:32
(卐 ω卐)ノ Heil capey!
298 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 13:01

  (⌒\ ノノノノ
   \ヽ( ゚∋゚)
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     ノ    / /
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  ミヘ丿 ∩∀・;) >>297
   (ヽ_ノゝ _ノ

299 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 14:38
J(・ ω・)し I was told to come here for the Maria-sama ga Miteru reenactment.
300 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 17:35
>>296

(ΦωΦ)
301 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-12 17:49
I'm still b& from DQN oops
302 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 00:56
Is this the complaints department? Why is the thread list screwed up? Please fix the thread list.
303 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 03:08
>>296

J( 'ー`)し AKA capers
304 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 06:39
Just pounded out a gnarly math assignment right before the deadline. I'm not normally proud of doing that sort of thing, but in this particular case the prof is almost completely useless at explaining things properly and so I basically learned a week's worth of material in a few hours of dedicated study while working the assignment problems. I don't know why I go to lecture other than making sure I get any announcements he throws out.
305 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 14:02
I stepped in a puddle of blood!
306 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 14:33
:3c
307 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 17:32
formiddable
308 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 19:28
VIPPING pretty hard & fast!
309 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-13 20:06
laff
310 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 02:42
People like to hang out this
311 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 03:22
>>252
I fixed this on my latest iteration of Tablecat BBS. Go on, test it, the URLs work perfectly.
http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/bbs/demo/board/

A lot of the problems people were having in the old version were fixed in the latest one, it's rather unfortunate admin had to continue working off the old version.

Except for the Preview button. I love the preview checkbox, it pleases me greatly. Naturally, you can change it, but I still just wish I had included it as a config option to change it to a button. (´・ω・`)

I love your work here and at the post office.
312 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 09:49
Hello. (´・ω・`)
313 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 13:59
>>311
You fixed two out of 4 problems and created a new one. What is so wrong with having a url tag?
314 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 18:51
>>313
You're Donald Duck's car's numberplate. I didn't know you could talk.
315 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 20:26
Goose the throttle! Throttle the goose!
316 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-14 22:07
I'm getting giddy over the stupidest things.
317 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 04:31
Things are becoming weird.
318 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 05:01
I...I think I'm becoming weird.
319 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 07:13
That's normal.
320 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 11:57
I am here today as well.
321 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 12:49
I was going to post a funny, but some toothess turdsmuggler stole it right out of my brain
322 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 22:56
hmm
323 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-15 23:46
You ever have those days when everything seems to go wrong, but then you realize your off your meds.
324 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 00:23
>>323
*you're
325 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 04:39
>>324
Like dis, baby?
You ever have those days when everything seems to go wrong, but then you realize your off you're meds.
326 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 05:18
>>325
No, dickhead, try this.
You're ever have those days when everything seems to go wrong, but then you're realize your off your meds.
327 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 09:33
>>325
>>326
DANK MEME GUYS XD
328 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 13:53
>>327
Thanks ;)
329 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 18:37
Complete sentences.
330 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 21:06
Posting from my 3DS
331 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 21:13
Posted from my iPad
332 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-16 22:14
A new day a new post!
333 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 00:27
>>331
People like you make me sick.
334 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 01:27
ZABACOUR
335 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-17 12:40
>>333
We also make you poop.

Posted from my iPad
336 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 00:27

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337 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 01:03
>>336
Only the smuggest 2hu
338 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 02:05
How to meme on text only boards?
339 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 02:42
Sakuya and Remilia sexually harassed a probably pre-pubescant witch for no good reason.
340 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 09:21
>>337
shut up
341 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 14:09
>>340
not knowing the smuggest 2hu
342 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 15:01
>>341
Keep your unVIPness out of here, please!
343 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 19:03
Perscriptivism. Altruism. Relativism. Egoism. Utilitarianism.
344 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 19:49
Adaptation, improvization, variations upon a theme.
345 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-18 22:33
>>342
Confirmed for not knowing the smuggest 2hu.
346 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-19 00:22
Do you ever think all your poor decisions are going to come back to you?
347 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-19 04:25
>>346
All my decisions are good ones because they are my own.
348 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-19 13:04
A bit worried that I caught the dokyun during our little exodus. Is there a treatment?
349 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-19 15:10
You must journey to the place over the sun without a little boy.
350 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-19 19:35
The theseus thesaurus thespian thrash threat.
351 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-19 19:39
Bon giorno, John Biornson. I journey beyond Georgetown. Arrividerci.
352 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 00:28
I know she has a Reddit account, but how do I find it.
353 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 01:50
If you paymE EnufF ic An get u ThaT iNfoRMaton
354 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 02:48
I just took my bandaid off my finger.

Why does it always smell so bad and why am I always so fucking clumsy?
355 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 04:46
Where did the options button go?
356 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 12:12
>>355
It was rather useless. I only wanted text art by default. Thinks like URL-ing and html-markup should be supported without having to switch.
357 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 12:17
>>356
I was about to say, "hole shit, software changes in the Area?" and then realised that this place is actually a replacement.

It's telling (in a good way) that it took me a second to realise that.
358 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 12:41
>>354
Does it smell like salt and vinegar crisps? Mine do when I leave them on too long. And my finger goes pink and wrinkly.
359 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 15:41
>>354,358 mine always smell of salmon. If you know what I mean. (and I think you do.)
360 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 16:39
How do I get rid of constipation in two days? Nothings works. Laxatives don't work. More fiber does not work. Enema does not work.
361 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 16:51
If laxatives aren't working; you really need to see a doctor. Something is up with your butt.
362 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 17:34
On the other hand, a two-day constipation really isn't far outside the norm yet, either. Have a banana, or even some key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeeee
363 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-20 23:54
First!
364 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-21 02:20
Be careful you don't want to end up like that girl in that one manga where it hardened and she went to the emergency room and died.
365 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-21 02:47
>>364
You're forgetting the best part how the maggots infested it and then her sister tried to cut it out with a box cutter and ended up removing her entire colon and sucking on the hardened shit in the end; all without leaving the glorious color pages of a several-hundred page long takobon.
366 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-21 17:41
I MUST NOT FORGET TO POST IN THIS THREAD.
367 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-21 17:57
we out here
368 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 00:04
It's getting better!
369 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 08:53
I am at work!
371 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 12:15
>>370

They found us Marty! I don't know how, but they found us.
372 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 18:42
I REFUSE I REFUSE I REFUSE
373 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 18:45
What is this?
378 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-22 21:25
What fun!
379 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-24 01:30
Ooh, obscene, obscene
380 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-24 02:40
When in Rome, do as the Germans do.
381 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-24 09:33
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
382 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-24 14:23
👌👈 today will be a productive day!
383 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-24 22:53
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
384 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-25 04:57
The beauty of life is deciphering meaningless statements.
385 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-25 16:35
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla wall bing bang
386 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-25 17:18
OH OH OH ITS BACK
387 Name: VIPPER 2015-10-25 23:03
Is it still faggotry if I want my catamite to have a vagina & a pair of tiny boobies
388 Name: MAMA J(´ー`)し 2015-10-26 00:21
>>296,303
I like J(´ー`)し. I'll take it!

>>311
Thanks for your kind words and recommendations. We've fixed the url tag issues now and everything seems to work perfectly. Yes, I didn't notice your updated BBCode markup as well, so I went with the old release. We could transfer the changes over to the newer version of course, but could you tell me what was improved in the new version? I'm terribly glad you like my work.

General Development Information
For anyone that wants to report bugs or suggest changes, the best way to contact me is through the github page. If you have objections to that or feel like it doesn't fit there, this is the designated meta thread: →/read.cgi/saovq/1440898734.

To keep development transparent, I've been keeping the github up-to-date and rolled out any changes to SAoVQ silently. I hope this gives the VIPPERS a smooth ride on the site. One of the things I have been working on in silence was just finished today. It's a conversion script that converts kareha threads to be used with Emanon BBS. As a result I've added all the threads archived by the wayback machine to the thread list. This way we'll have a little bit of our history close to us. (archive.is also had some threads, but their scraper mangled the html structure to an unusable mess).

Enjoy the old threads and Happy Halloween!
685 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 14:36
I worked until 6 in the morning yesterday, couldn't sleep until 7:30 and now it is past 15:00 and I need to get up. I am piss poor and there's no chance my project will be a success since nobody cares for what I do.

Meanwhile others take a dump and make millions because they have a network of drooling retards around them willing to shill everything they make.
686 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 14:50
>>685
What kind of project are you working on?
687 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 15:05
>>686
A shitty comic. I spend way too much work on attention to details that nobody cares about. Had I gone for the popular rough, lazy and "minimalist" artstyle that is so frequently used these days I'd be done with it already, but no, I model individual nuts and bolts in 3D and even make full interiors of rooms you will only see less than 1/4 of. It's all because I convince myself that if I don't do this as fully as possible the lighting etc. will be wrong and I can't allow that. However, time and money come first so there is a limit to how much I can do.

None of the people I know IRL cares about it. I get almost no attention for it when I post it online, and yet somehow I have a publisher deal because the publisher liked the drawings. I have warned him that this is a huge risk and will most likely not be any good, but he wanted to go ahead anyhow. I just know it's going to flop.
688 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 17:44
I wish I motivation to work on anything...
689 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 19:55
Bodily functions, nursery rhymes, and terrorism.
690 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 20:24
>>687
Oh, you're the lemonade guy. Best of luck with that, I wonder what the story is going to be like. I actually wondered why you aren't using those assets for a video game.
691 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 20:41
>>690
Thank you. The story is going to be standard sci-fi fare. Nothing out of the ordinary.

There's way too much detail in the objects to use them for vidya. They'd need to be more optimised with regards to drawcalls and polycount first.
692 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 21:31
>>687

Can we see?
693 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 21:34
>>691
That probably ain't no thang. Usually models are higher-res in design anyway, and then a poly crusher comes along and squashes it automatically.
You could also sell them on resource sites for dollar.
694 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 22:00
Guts got off the boat.
695 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-27 23:38
Hello, first time visiting here
696 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-28 00:53
>>693
I have been considering selling them but the problem is they are so very specifically made for this project that they don't have any UV-maps or anything even remotely useful for anything but a plain 2D-stencil render. They can't be used with subdivision surfaces either as the meshes are all over the place, but it's what I have time for.
697 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-28 02:56
>>695
Welcome to Hell
698 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-28 07:05
http://viptronic.org/albums/viptronIX/20%20Under%20the%20Moon.mp3
This is very good but I have no idea what it is.
699 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-28 11:28
>>698
Wrong thread, DQN.
700 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-28 16:26
INTENSE GUINEA PIG LOVE AND AFFECTION
701 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-28 17:54
How convenient: it's a squeaky toy and an onahole!
702 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-29 01:50
Don't give that to your dog please
703 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-29 15:15
oioi cunters
704 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-29 16:53
>>694
it's been what, six years?
705 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-30 00:19
I can't figure out where I left off with Berserk so I won't read it.
706 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-30 01:21
S * E * M * E * N
707 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-30 02:33
I hate mondays.
708 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-30 03:46
Me too.
709 Name: MONDAYS 2015-11-30 04:41
Well I hate you, too.
710 Name: VIPPER 2015-11-30 16:42
I am using the loo so I am literally shitposting right now.
711 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 00:40
I went to the Russian deli today and I saw vodka chocolates.
712 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 03:00
I went to the Russian deli today and I saw roast turkey.
713 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 06:43
I went to the turkey vodka today and saw a Prussian.
714 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 10:55
bomp
715 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 17:18
I feel the VIP spirit entering my body.
716 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 17:41
VIPmas is coming
717 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 19:49
Nearly 1/2 of all Americans are torsos.
718 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 21:20
The majority of people have an above-average number of legs
719 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-01 22:25
All I want for VIPMAS is some oni loli pee.
720 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 01:07
The average person has one nut and one boob.
721 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 01:50
722 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 02:26
I STILL TYPE .NET
723 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 03:05
>>720
I think we have to reason this out actually, what is the ratio of men who only have one nut, men who are eunuchs, and men with a third testicle to women who have lost a breast or two to cancer? Does it equate to the gender gap?
724 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 03:30
>>717,718,720
What is your source?
725 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 03:30
I am listening to so much animu disco funk recently and by lord is it groovy.
726 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 04:55
>>717

Prove it.
727 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 14:24
NYAN X PASSUH
728 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 15:34

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729 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 15:35
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730 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 15:38
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731 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 19:37
What's Ronin
732 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 22:42
I keep typing neat like neet.
733 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-02 23:08
neeto
734 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 01:57
Busentitten, jawohl!
735 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 04:42
lactation yes
736 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 04:53
somehow i'm just now finding about this place
737 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 06:04
It is a SECRET area of questionable quality you know, not a well known area of questionable quality.
738 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 06:54
>>737
questionable
Oh no, he's been disillusioned. (`_`)
739 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 08:28
I have entered a strange area, I do not feel at ease.
740 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 08:29
Hey you
https://twitter.com/savagememes

Yes you
Quit getting mad over Twitter hashtags and reddit revolts.
That's all.
741 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 13:40
I might have cancer.
742 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 15:48
>>741
That's unhappy.
743 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 20:02
oppai oppai?
744 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-03 20:34
The worst thing about living in a haunted house is that all the ghosts ain't exactly toilet trained you know? So there's translucent turds all over the place, and of course no mexican immigrant ghost to clean it up.
745 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 03:49
Homura Subaru
746 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 13:13
Programmed in C Shart
747 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 13:14
>>744
Marshmallows are ghost poop
748 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 15:46
IMAGE BOARD INFLATION
TEXT BOARD DEFLATION
749 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 16:42
>>747
I got a bag of ghost poop then
750 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 20:01
Can we get rid of the mutilated cat picture? That's just stupid, and shouldn't be posted here. Go to whatever the newest edgy image board is if you really need to post that kind of shit.
751 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 20:09
>>750
agreed
752 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 21:27
>>750
Post some pictures yourself instead of complaining. I don't see you do anything but complain.
753 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 22:04
>>750
I agree, cats are only food to subhuman koreans, we don't want to support nida thus any cats being treated as food must be removed.
754 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-04 22:59
>>752
Good one. The only thing I've seen you do is make >>752 because this is an anonymous board and we don't know who's posted what.
755 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 00:24
>>754
I know you haven't contributed. Don't try to hide it. I pay attention to the imageboard. You don't. Just post one image to prove me wrong.
756 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 01:39
>>755
Try harder.
757 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 01:50
>>756
Don't be so mad, be glad. :^)
758 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 02:20
>>757
No bullying allowed.
759 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 04:06
penis
760 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 06:42
benis ha ha xdddddd
761 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 07:10
>>753's logic is sound so I must concur.
762 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 09:47
nyancat wwwwwwwwwwww
763 Name: GUINEA PIG 2015-12-05 11:43
can we all be friends here or I'm going to have to ask you to leave
764 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 12:37
>>760's logic is sound so I must concur.
765 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 13:37

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766 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 16:28
TIL i havent been to saovq in forever
767 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 16:33
TIL I learned that nyanpasu passed away too early, meow.
768 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 16:42
So who's watching CPT this here firstcoming Sundaye? I know I will.
769 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 17:29
>>768
What's CPT?
770 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 18:12
CHEEKY BREEKY
771 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-05 23:18
>>769
Cute Penis, Tanasinn
772 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-06 06:16
i ow my heard hurts
773 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-06 17:45
Chances lost, a short personal story by VIPPER.

There was this tomboy whom I fancied, but alas, I waited too long and she went off to a different country, perhaps to return one day. Too bad, shit's rare nigga
774 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-06 18:12
In 2014, Harvard graduates have developed a revolutionary reflection, a mirror that makes it look like you're the mirror.
775 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-06 20:00
>>773

There are so many Tomboys I let slip through my fingers. But I've changed an go after them now! So nowadays they just say "no" to me instead of them slipping through my fingers. I've come a long way, yup.
776 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-06 22:34
>>775
I'd rather slip my fingers inside a tomboy. :3c
777 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-06 22:40
My head feels dizzy and I can see Granma.
778 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 01:11
RIP in peace, >>777.
779 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 01:33
What's a good way to word this... yes, I would like to.
780 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 05:15
>>776

I'd rather have a loving relationship and healthy relationship with a Tomboy for many decades.
781 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 06:19
I'd be okay with a loving and healthy relationship even if it weren't with a tomboy
782 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 14:38
To be honest, I'd just like to stick it in
783 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 16:02
Motherfucker Clarence Mike
784 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-07 16:07
I wish facebook and the JEWS behind it would just go away and die.
785 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 01:26

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786 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 01:38
>>785
groovy
787 Name: facebook and the JEWS behind it 2015-12-08 03:53
>>784
right back at ya buddy
788 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 05:04
Turns out we're not cool guys. Shut everything down!
789 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 05:22
>>788
Oy vey! Oy gevalt!
790 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 05:55
>>788
Speak for yourself.
791 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 09:30
back to the top
792 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 13:22
start in the way that you like es
793 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 17:48
I feel very uncomfortable
794 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 18:51
I wonder what is the largest thing that has ever been imagined in professional media. By largest, I mean in size, and it must be relatable to a definite real number of units of volume in the real universe.
795 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 19:12
>>794

Death Star?
796 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 19:43
When I put on nyanpass-remixes on the internet I become Renchon.
797 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 21:08
>>795
The Death Star is smaller than the Earth, and there has definitely been imagined planets bigger than the earth.
798 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-08 21:50
Best way to make sure no one looks at your source code:

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799 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 01:17
key lime yogurt meme
800 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 02:39
>>794
A Dyson sphere would be rather bloody large while having a definite inside and outside, therefore volume. With looser constraints, a septuple star-system with a few thousand planets and tens of thousands of moons and planetesimals would strictly speaking be far larger still.
801 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 08:19
Chihaya-chan
802 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 14:53
Demon semen for semen demons.
803 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 15:39
>>800
Yeah, my curiosity isn't really in the object itself, so there isn't much constraints other than it can't be infinite and it must have its size defined in a way we can relate to reality (even saying that an object is the size of two earth's is good enough for me). What I'm more interested in is that throughout all the books/movies/other media that have been written, there must be one author who has written the about the biggest object. Unless it's a tie, but even then I'd like to know what that is.
804 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 15:58
>>803
Just read James Randi's insight on homeopathy. He describes objects big enough to cover the entire solar system.
805 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 16:17
>>804
So is this the guy? There is no author that has written about anything bigger?
806 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 20:02
I love Jewish women. I love their prominent noses, and their hair that looks like wavy spaghetti.
807 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 20:07
>>805
He's an author, and unless you want to go through shitloads of fanfiction and other dubious DeviantArt-tier poetry I doubt you will find anything bigger.

>>806
I love how they continue to exist even after the supposed Holocaust. Them being alive today is a sign the Holocaust never happened.
808 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 20:08
>>806
That just makes me so angry. Now why'd you have to go and say that.
809 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 20:21
>>808
Hey, if you're black you have priority over everyone else on jewesses.
810 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 20:25
>>809
That's unfortunate. I'm not black.
811 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-09 23:58
You don't understand me!
812 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 00:42
Sometimes I post things that aren't vip quality, but the website still tells me that it is.
813 Name: NWO POLICE 2015-12-10 03:57
>>807
You are under arrest for skeptical thought.
814 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 05:35
Peebles republig uf chainuh
815 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 06:42
I pride myself on my ability to out stupid other people. Maybe I should get a hobby.
816 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 12:27
>>815

Now now VIPPER, be nice.
817 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 13:46
All my joints hurt, my hair is falling out, and I'm constipated. I think I'm dying? Bye VIPPERS.
818 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 19:17
>>816
I actually was referring to myself. Unless you knew that? If so, I don't get it.

>>817
Have you seen a doctor?
819 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-10 21:11
>>817
Sounds like you're getting old. Try prune juice.
820 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 01:17
My neck hurts.
821 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 03:10
I miss the golden poo banner.
822 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 05:23
For luck, love, and life!
823 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 13:28
vulgar slang
824 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 14:23
I am between the thoughts of giving up everything and become an assassin of bad people until I die, or a serial arsonist, or do some stupid chemical experiments that will likely just kill myself.

I want to make a change in this world.
825 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 14:41
826 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 16:41
>>825
Not sure what this is supposed to mean. Are you trying to say I called someone else dumb in >>815? Or are you trying to say that when I try to out stupid other people, I was calling the other person dumb? Neither are true. I was just saying that I've been acting really stupid recently in response to other people. If you knew this and that comic was somehow a criticism of me wanting to stop acting stupid, then I guess I could continue.
827 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 18:41
>>826
Don't think, feel.

In all seriousness, what you said could've just reminded him of that comic, and because of that, he felt obligated to post it.
828 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-11 20:00
(´・ω・`)
829 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 03:28
hi guys
I think youre nice
830 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 03:33
thank you, i think youre nice too
831 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 04:16
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832 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 04:20
In the future, the elite will extract the moisture from the poor to vape.
833 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 06:11
>>821
If you happen to have it try posting it to the image board and ask J(´ー`)し to add it to the rotation.
834 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 06:45
馬鹿野郎!!
835 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 10:39
大丈夫
836 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 12:45
😈
837 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 18:38
>>831
Nuh-uh! You're the stupid head!
838 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 21:24
i don't feel good
839 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 21:29
its getting worse
840 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 21:30
someone tell the barkeep to send an amberlamps to the secret area oh noooo
841 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-12 22:05
I saw a woman with a most bulbous rump to-day. How pleasing.
842 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 01:04
The more I look at things the further they become. I developed this strategy where I close my eyes and try to grab the closest thing to me. If I hold on tightly enough, maybe it will become real, and in return, it will make me real.
843 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 01:52
I'm sbout to become Howard Hughes except without the money and the empire.
844 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 10:11
I'm going to lose in a videogame, help!
845 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 13:13
>>844
To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies.
846 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 13:35
Little by little, a little too much may lead to be much too little.
847 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 17:04
𒁾
848 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 20:18
It could have gone on forever. So I'll be the better man and stop first.
849 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 20:33
>>848
GAY SEX
850 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 20:55
>>849
How did some innocuous vague comment like that stir such anger in you?
851 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 21:01
almoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost ttthhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
852 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 21:12
>>850
It wasn't anger. I was just using fullwidth caps to guess what you were talking about.
853 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 21:18
I guess SAoVQ never really recovered. That's okay. It was what it was, and I'll hold on to those memories. I mean if you're enjoying yourself as it is now, that's great. I don't mean to say what you guys are doing now isn't genuine fun, but it is just not my type of fun. Then again, maybe my memories are just hazy, and it was always like this. I guess that means I've just changed. I understand the usual response to a farewell on any board is somewhere along the lines of "We didn't want you to post here anyways." That's okay. Then see me leaving as a favor to you and the board. I'm not sure why I want to make this last post. I guess I'm writing this post for the same reason I wrote any post. That is I didn't have a reason.
854 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 22:14
>>853
There is no recovery when it turns into something completely different. Sayonara; may we meet again. Probably over at DQN.
855 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 22:55
>>853
Your post made me want to leave too.
I'm removing neo-SAoVQ from my bookmarks.
856 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 22:57
>>855
It never really was neo-SAoVQ, it's clear we're world4ch/vip/ 2.0.
857 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 22:57
>>853

Dude, it's still all the same guys posting on this severe as we all were on the old server, other than the CSS working on small screens I don't see any difference.
858 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 23:22
I like how the other guy here is holding a conversation all by himself.
859 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-13 23:44
I agree, there aren't enough DUBS or ℒℯ єριк ℳℰℳℰ here like there were on the old SAoVQ.
860 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 00:52
I know the perfect thread to bump for this situation.
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:05
>>858 indeed, we should clearly stop posting QUALITY.
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:09
I have no idea what is going on but I kind of like it.
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:09
Where did the first 41 posts go, why did the counter reset?
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:11
>>1
who am I quoting?
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:15

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1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:16
I am the original >>1. Stop impersonating me you hooligans!
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:18
Will the real >>1-san please stand up, please stand up.
Are we going to have a problem here?
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:22
Title: >>1
First verse: >>1,1,1,1
Chorus: >>1,1,1,1
Second verse: >>1,1,1,1
Bridge: >>1,1,1,1
Last line: >>1
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:25
What the FUCK
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:26
By my status as the the real >>1, I officially dub this thread The NEW Underground SAoVQ.
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:27
By the powers afforded to me by my status as >>1, I officially dub this thread The NEW Underground SAoVQ.
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:30
There goes >>1, embarrassing himself again.
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:30
Internal server error.
Also everything when white and non-unicode for a second.
Are we being attacked by wizards from that timeless place?
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:31
I hear that the wizards have formed a dreadful alliance with the horses.
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 01:56
Wowie zowie!
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 04:10
NEKO SAMA IS NUMBER 1!
1 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-14 09:42
More posts have been consumed and at an alarming rate. I fear that we may soon be swallowed up, too.
861 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2015-12-14 23:28
refresh, please
862 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2015-12-15 00:14
Alright. I have no idea why the two bump threads were corrupted. I was doing some javascript bug fixes yesterday, but nothing that could have altered the threads or posting process.

It seems like we lost the top half of this thread and the middle of the other bump thread; pretty curious. Without a header, the software couldn't find a postcount to read and write, so we were stuck on >>1 here for a while.
I could restore the first 388 pages of this thread from backup, but sadly my backup for the other bump thread stops just before 100.

>>1
More posts have been consumed and at an alarming rate. I fear that we may soon be swallowed up, too.
From what I can gather this thread and this thread were affected. Am I missing any other threads or was I just bested by your jest?
863 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 02:47
>>862

xn--55g/read.cgi/saovq/1424323845
What?
864 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 02:56
>>862
I saved posts 42-860 of this thread. If this helps, say so and I'll put it up on pomf or pantsu or some such.

Maybe work on a "download a database dump of all threads, posts, and metadata" interface next?
865 Name: >>864 2015-12-15 03:01
Excuse me, I must've misread >>862 to mean that posts up to 100 ITT were gone. They're not. By the report, there's not been a board malfunction that destroyed threads willy-nilly.
866 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 04:50
>>862
I was referring to how at first 41 posts disappeared in this thread and then later a few more hundred vanished.
867 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 11:51
Botes for gotes, let's lode up the troops. I road a horse down the rode until I raught the mother load.
868 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 13:21
bumb
869 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 17:31
I thought we were all supposed to stop posting. What happened to that?
870 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 18:04
nutballsfuck
871 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 18:21
Give it to me give it to me give it to me, nyan
Give it to me, nyan
Give it to me, nyan
872 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 20:36
NOPE
873 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-15 23:51
NYAN

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874 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-16 02:41
Don't think, key, and you'll be lime yogurt.
875 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-16 04:40
>>869
We all said we would do it just to trick that one guy into doing it.
876 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-16 12:25
bumping
877 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-16 14:58
The bumpening.
878 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-16 18:59
Don't watch the new SW-film if you are white.
879 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 04:38
PASSU
880 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 06:28
>>878
thank god im not white
881 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 14:49
I have this intense pain on the upper part of my back and chin. It feels like my bones are killing me. What is happening?
882 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 15:59
>>881
You're becoming a superhero and growing the requisite cape and ballsack-chin.
883 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 17:15
age
884 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 19:39
>>880
Even more of a reason to kill yourself, then. ( ´∀`)
885 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 20:58
AAA YOKKAYOO
886 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-17 23:38
NYUU
NYUUKO
NYUUKORIN
MUNYUUKORIN
MUNYUUKORINKEN
887 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 02:07
Castell Lobopiedra Tres Dimensiones
888 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 06:49
Hello.
889 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 10:41
You could not have known.
890 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 12:47
>>888

Salut
891 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 15:03
>>890
Mhoroi
892 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 15:48
>>891
Do I look like a plural?
893 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 17:47
>>892
ITYM:
Do we look like plurals?
894 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 18:59
Hello saovq this is a very nice website. Have a nice day VIPPERS.
895 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-18 20:46
LEWD
EWDL
WDLE
DLEW
896 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-19 03:29
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
897 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-19 07:52
>>895
I don't understand the point when someone posts one of these but only does the first column and row. Thank you for finishing it.
898 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-19 08:25
ROMA
OLIM
MILO
AMOR
899 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-19 08:32
>>897
L O N D O N
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D
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900 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-19 09:13
Damn I was trying to make a real one with words and everything and its hard. Maybe I'll make a program which can write them.
901 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-19 17:51
The nyanpasu compendium.
902 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-19 23:43
Error: You're doing this too often.
903 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-20 13:43
Can't tell me what to do!
904 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-20 13:50
Can't tell me what I can't do!
905 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-20 17:08

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906 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-20 22:32
>>905
AW :3c
907 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 01:24
The secret of chilly willy
908 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 03:17
Nononononononoonnononononon
909 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 08:37
It's getting hot in here
(so hot)
so take off all your skin

It is getting so hot, I'm gonna take my skin off
910 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 08:45
i saw the star wars
it was real cool when that guy said the titular line about being tired of these star wars
911 Name: GUINEA PIG 2015-12-22 20:37
>>910
Samuel L. Jackson referenced Snakes on a Plane? Really?
912 Name: GUINEA PIG 2015-12-22 20:45
I forgot to bump. Shigglets!
913 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 20:48
I have Star Wars downloading through I2P right now.
Thank you, Russians.
914 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-22 23:27
CYKA BLYAT
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915 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-23 01:06
I probably won't ever bother watching Plasma Sphere Conflicts.
916 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-23 20:25
Wait, why are there two threads?
917 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-23 21:21
>>916
The same reason why we have multiple Suika threads.
918 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-24 17:01
Good yule VIPPERs :3c
919 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-24 18:23
have a good seasonal day, dear VIPPERS.
920 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-24 20:20
Slowly but surely wearing out the w key
921 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-24 23:41
Merry clitoris!
922 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 01:20
MERRY VIPMAS
923 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 03:34
Have a VIP quality christmas
924 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 07:00
Merry Christmas, guys.
925 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2015-12-25 09:59
Merry Christmas, VIPPERS.
926 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 12:55
メアリークリスママ~
927 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 17:36
>>925

Mama, please change it so l50 shows post 1 as well as the last 50 posts.
928 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 19:23
Merry VIPmas from Italy.
929 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 20:17
>>928
Buon Natale il mio amico
930 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 23:22
What do you do when you're horny and all you have is a deck of cards?
You jack off.
931 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-25 23:47
Merry Christmas.
932 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-26 03:17
I'm afraid he'll be trapped here forever doing the same gimmicks
933 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-26 09:36
Way too many hobbies.
934 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-26 10:09
>>930
Why did that make me laugh
935 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-27 02:07
HAY
936 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-27 11:11
HRU
937 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-27 13:53
still soaring
938 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-27 19:09
kekoldry
939 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-27 22:34
HANG ON TO HIS GHOULADS!
940 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-27 22:41
NO
941 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-28 08:11
GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME NYAN
942 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-28 11:44
Ka-powwww punch the taxi driver and we crash through the side of the bridge!
943 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-28 12:45
Thank you ADMIN-kun for the seasonal banners. It makes me feel loved as an VIP INTERNET USER.

The only thing, I guess, is that it detracts slightly from the feeling of timelessness that a BBS like this has. Nothing terrible though.
944 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-28 17:12
>>943
same tbh
love these banners
945 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-28 20:35
I knew a guy who stabbed a taxi driver. He went to jail.
946 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-28 22:03
The pleasure of releasing a long snake of shit from my anus
947 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-28 22:23
Someone's been stalking the sand tumblr weirdos as me.
948 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-29 14:23
gaynus
949 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-29 15:42
BANNERS
NYANNERS
950 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-29 21:32
So this hotel internet accepts any kind of login credentials so I signed in as Nyanpass Miyauchi with the mail address renchon@gmail.com
951 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-29 21:33
>>950
hack the planet!
952 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-30 15:31
A true leader, he commands the respect of men and dogs alike
953 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-30 20:56
IT SNOWED!
954 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-30 21:07
>>953
It's been raining all day here
955 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 01:00
Logged in as Renge Miyauchi with nyanpass@gmail.com today.
956 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 01:32
I played with expensive skis. It made me realise how poor I was. I am sad.
957 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 01:34
>>956
I wore a cashmere sweater yesterday. I didn't buy it.
958 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 01:35
>>956
I am also piss poor.

I got gift cards for movies and clothes for yule and spent them all on food just so I can survive.
959 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 21:13
test
960 Name: VIPPER 2015-12-31 21:48
D-, apply yourself.
961 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 01:51
>>960
*applies penis directly to your forehead*
962 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 08:03
merry new year
963 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 11:11
>>960
D-d-don't think I d-didn't want to!
964 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 13:17
Good new year everynyan :3c
965 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 14:12
Emperor Urinal Septum forbids this.
966 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 20:02
i broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.

let's start the new year fresh and better than how atrocious my dec 31st was!
967 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 20:28
First poop of 2016
968 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-01 22:07
>>966
I almost broke up with mine today, but then I realised I am a sad, pathetic individual who knows no other women and I have to take what I can get. I wouldn't be able to go too long without a soft butt to pound, even though the person the butt belongs to is a retard.
969 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-02 01:29
Retarded Butts, 2016.
970 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-02 03:32
The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.
971 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-02 10:23
do I dare listen
972 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-02 12:05
The act of gently inserting your well-lubed erect cock into your woman's kneepit vagina
973 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-02 15:53
The importance of soft.
974 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-03 01:05
THE QUALITY OF SOFT.
975 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-03 02:19
The quantity of soft.
976 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-03 02:24
VIP music and VIP potato.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-03 02:27
Potato.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-04 05:22
Hello, this is >>1's clone posting. Even though >>1 stupidly went and broke this thread, please do not blame it on all clones of >>1. I apologize for the confusion that this may cause, but I refuse to take responsibility for >>1's foolish actions, especially after I have told >>1 countless times not to do such things.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-01-17 07:00
Its cold and dark in here. Is anybody there? Please respond.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 06:26
Oh no, not agin.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 13:11

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978 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 16:49
Where did the first 280 posts go?
979 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-02-01 19:16
I look forward to this thread reaching 1000 posts.
980 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 19:25
Posts 389-684 are also AWOL. What's up boss, why is this flakier than Kareha
981 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 20:52
and this one.
982 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 21:10
This must be the work of the VIP dimension.
983 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-02-01 21:15
>>980
We lost those in the first hiccup. This thread has been a bit flaky from the start and I expect it has to with old formatting here and there. With only 20 posts to go, it doesn't make much sense to spend time fixing it.

But YOU can be part of the solution. Each and every one of you has the amazing opportunity to contribute to the stability of this website by contributing one of these last 20 posts. Make your mark as a kind and generous VIPPER today!
984 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 21:30
I'm doing my civic duty then.
985 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 21:37
>>983
Ok MAMA.
986 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-01 22:31
PINGAS
987 Name: >>1 2016-02-01 23:36
NO, I was meant to live on in this thread FOREVER.
I put a curse on >>1001 and all your de s c  e  n   d   a    n   t    s     .
∴∵ ∴;∴∴∵∴∵ ∴;∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∴;.∵∴∵ ∴;∴∵∴∵ ∴∵ ∴∴∴
988 Name:
MAMA J(´ー`)し
2016-02-02 00:02
Please ignore this so-called "curse". It's nothing to be concerned about and just an old wives' tale anyway. I can guarantee there's nothing to be afraid of.

As extra incentive for these last brave VIPPERs I have changed the homepage to an automatically redirecting one. Imagine what other good might come from the end of this thread.
989 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 02:13
LOL WHAT IS UP WITH THE PAYMENT PROCESSING PAGE
990 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 05:08
I like.
991 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 07:51
I am helping.
992 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 12:18
Stubble reaching the "itch like crazy" phase.
Too lazy to shave.
993 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 20:00
8 more posts. Let's get this thread closed.
994 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 20:30
Okay, I'll bump, but it's not as though I like you or anything
995 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 21:19
PART 2 INCOMING!
996 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-02 22:37
be nigttein 3d
997 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 01:58
But I'm scared of change
998 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 02:01
It's almost time!
999 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 02:08
Don't confuse defecation with deification.
1000 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-03 02:26
Oops.

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