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( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm a dinosaur. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Weigth. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Take it easy. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Umaru. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Person carries flaming chair. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Intercourse. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Like this. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Pritad. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Hammer them down properly. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ 47 until 83. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's just you. You've become deaf. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ A submitted one. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Post Unique text art. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No, I spoke to your mother.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Right here. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's out now! NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Depends how much you want it
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( ´ー｀) ＜ In the resurrected anime discussion thread. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's a part of his greater evil scheme. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ By asking the question enough times, and then being told the answer. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ English, motherfucker. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Place your alarm clock in another room. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Ariba! Ariba! NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Я ненавижу евреев
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Water it down as much as possible for maximum profit.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No idea, my pubes haven't come in yet. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No idea, my pubes haven't come in yet. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Keratinous. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ A spot of Scottish sod. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Scotland, I'm afraid. NEXT!
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∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ・∀・） （ ｀ー´） （ ´∀｀） （ ﾟ ∀ﾟ ） （ ＾∀＾）
（ つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂ つ
｜ ｜ | ┃ INTERMISSION ┃ ｜ ｜ ｜
（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ （_＿）＿） Please wait warmly.
(＾ω＾ )ﾉ
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ヽ ⊂ ヽ
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That's not a question. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Snow? Isn't that just raining tanasinn? N∴XT∴
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( ´ー｀) ＜ In your mother's cloakroom. NEXT!
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( ｀ー´) ＜ JEWS. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Painting. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Shedding. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Using a brush. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You already answered your own question. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes, I could. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm only answering questions. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>95 peace, love, and underground raves. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No, I've always been a faggot. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ For her pleasure. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's a fucking marmot, not a lumberjack. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I would've, but no one's got a literal fetish for knotholes. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Don't think. Feel. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Make more money. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That's not Tanyasinn. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜Convert to Islam. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Insert penis into them until they love you. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No, Renchon has many good qualities. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Please kill yourself. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The sky, kouhai. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm an admiral you prick. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You'll be lieutenant for dead. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's never enough. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Driven to extinction by cap-in-ass syndrome. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Too wheek. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A fire that isn't too camp. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Don't do drugs, kids. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You're so insignificant that nobody bothered to tell you. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes, and he gave me a HARD-on! NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ My smock's pocket is where I stash my fake cash. Yo. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜Take the brown pill. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ La-la land. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ >>150 Questions only.
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ For extra smarm, pussycat. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Casual friday ;). NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Something else. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You are thinking of a cholo. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Not for you. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, but my penis does. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, mine is a lot better (not that I'll tell it to you). NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ One day before your 100th birthday, you will accidentally do some work and get paid. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Like a scaly swastika. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The sarcastic, tall and lanky one that always stood out. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Lankysaurus Lex. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The JEWS did it. NEXT!
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__M___ ┌──────────
S( ´J｀)S ＜ OY GEVALT. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Fuck you, pay me. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Being stuck in a rut. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A ringtone. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The year 2006. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Only with men. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Strong Bad doesn't know voudou or have heroin, he loses every time. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That's a load of crap. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That's a bullshit question and you know it. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ By convincing them that they've won. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Ask a munter. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Soft as chewing gum, and a bit like your mum. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Flat tits coated in sake drool. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Cocaine. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A miserable cuck who can't even into SJIS. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ >>210 Sit on him and take his rum.
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ >>214 It's not a meme unless it uses impact font and two-tone radial background. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ They escaped the GUINEA PIG thread after someone forgot to reset their name. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No; that's a few hours away still. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Tomorrow I'll invent those blueprints. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I used a hotel for a bonfire. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
（´・ω・｀） ＜ c. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1JRSYnonM NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Is there a heart-shaped pimple on your left elbow? NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Drowning. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ With your hands. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ With a semen extractor. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Insemination that leads to pregnancy. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Do I look like I can fly you flying fuck. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ When two girls hold hands without gloves. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Those pictures your mum never showed you of herself. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm a dinosaur. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ We send each other Hanukkah cards every year. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ What am I saying? I'm not religious. I'm a dinosaur. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Not with these legs. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ It's as long as my leg. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The continuation of various biochemical processes. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ω｀) ＜ VIPPER, that's adorable. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Sometimes, but daytime is much better. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ 'Cuz why not, bub. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You wouldn't even try to. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ With pliers. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I put her cum-stained teddy bear in the washing machine and buy he chocolate. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ It's a for men who're into he-products. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ 9-5. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Fun for me to know, and you to find out. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, because STDs do not affect me. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I have lived so long nothing really matters anymore. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Its spiny you dingus. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You should try sitting on it. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ She's banging on shrooms. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I can't stop you from coming out of the closet. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ One in the pink. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Can't be racist if you a cracka, straight up mup didda doo wop bix nood. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Trying to 300GET where possible. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
＿＿＿ o
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/⌒∧. ,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,, l⌒ヽ ＿＿
/ ｷ ｀-=ﾆ=- ' / |ノ´ ＼ ￣ ｀丶 NEXT!
/ ∧ ヽ 、 ｀ﾆﾆ´ ／ | | ヽ ＼
../ / ｝ / ヽ､＿＿ _ イ .| | ﾄ､ ヽ
/ / ｌ／ヽ ／＼ i.| | ､ | ＼ ＼
/ ｛ ＼ 八／ V |ノ ノ" ＼ ⌒￣
＼ ゝ､＿ ノｰ-ゝ､＿ ,／ ノー､＿∠＿＿＿ ＼、＿＿＿
／ ／
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Your imouto. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Just because you never met her doesn't mean she isn't your imouto. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Three is the requisite amount to show pure enjoyment. The upper limit is precisely 23.5 instances of "w". Excessive enjoyment can lower QUALITY. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You sad ass motherfucker get out of here. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
>┴< ⊂⊃
-（ ﾟ∀ﾟ.）- ⊂⊃
>┬<
／⌒ヽ
/（●）（●） When you post on neo-2ch text boards hehe wwwwwwwv
| ﾄｪｪｪｲ/
| /｀ﾆﾆ´
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Ｕ .Ｕ
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/ /|￣￣￣￣￣/ ￣/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
.. ,::.; / /|￣￣￣￣￣/ /.., ,; .: ,,｡,.（◯） ::
: :::., / /|￣￣￣￣￣/ /,,; （◯） ::: ヽ|〃 ;;:
. ,:.; / /|￣￣￣￣￣/ /.., ,; :ヽ|〃 ,,｡, ::;;,
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Only if she knows the skin flute as well. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Read a book. Oh, wait. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Believing that the Holocaust happened. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A broom. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A turd. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The fish finger. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Flavour of the month: Laura from SFV. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The salad bar. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The domesticated donkey makes a far better work animal. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ；ー；) ＜ No, the dodo is extinct. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, but every rose is thornier. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Just no. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I have no idea what you're talking about. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ One dollar foot long. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Iridescence. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Taut and rigid, like a young beetle's first adult carapace. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Acid Arena. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Your mother's lips kissed my dick before they kissed you. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Less painful to remember than a true phimosis. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Almost as good as the real thing. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
（ ｀ハ´） ＜ Matter not do. Opium smoke us and unification wars talk about. TWICE AFTER PREVIOUS!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
（ ｀ハ´） ＜ Premium is donkey hole of weasel branding. Sell at street corner stock well. TWICE AFTER PREVIOUS!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Lyn-ching. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Rush drop on B, obviously. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Three. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes; otherwise, lesbianism is impossible. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Can't go wrong with the green lizard cloaca. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Dinosaurs would look silly in pants, you goof. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Streets is watching. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I was born in the darkness, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then to me it was only blinding.
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Ahem... NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ idk, idc. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／ =3 frrrpth
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That's what gg means. gg. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Сука Блят. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ As long as they don't skip their turn, and are not about dubs. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Isn't he already? Dubs in hex only; that's 184 which is not dubs. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Quake 2. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Spear of Destiny. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ In your mother. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm a dinosaur. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ "trustno1". NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Maybe in your darkest phantasies. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Whatever they call one in Welsh. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ 405 - Reply not allowed. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Everyday, duh. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Both! NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Indefatigable. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ An angel gets confirmed payments. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Why, I never. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
(｀∀´) ＜ Nag a plastic bag-hag. You'll find plenty in Corea. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ "Whippersnapper." NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Participating in a reënactment of ancient carpentrypunk. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Gently pulling it. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Something kinky enough for that bastard. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Masturbate. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Just eat them whole, you woman. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I would take over the world. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ In the back of her throat. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Ask your mother, she'll know. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Up a dark back-alley. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I come from Laurasia like all the best dinosaurs, fuck those Gondwanan bastards. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ It's normal, you big baby. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ "At least I don't look like >>447". NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I wave your mother's vagina near it and gravity takes care of the rest. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Stop eating and drinking. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ There's no difference after 60 years in a maturation cellar. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No; god is irrational. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Mileena. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ So as to perplex you further. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No; I left them on your mom's sheets. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A tearjerkingly awesome tale of lumberjacking, coming to a theatre near you. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Resurrect Freddie Mercury. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Remaining hidden until exactly the right time.
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Sailor and the Seven? On VHS.
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ Wheres your table faggot
／ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Up your anus faggot. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ He's snooping as usual, you see. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ When you can't take it anymore. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ By entering Gensokyo, i.e. killing yourself. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ With powerful magnets. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ With bigger throughs. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm a dinosaur. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, he was left. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Right where I left him. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Ducks don't fart. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ They're a recent innovation. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ To get to the other side. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ They don't approve of sexual assaults on fellow gangsters. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´¤｀) ＜ There is no room for the modern Doom. Only gloom. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Colon Rectum. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Regeneration. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'll give it a F-. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Nah. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That depends on what he said. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Mine has horns, so probably yes. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A dino-wang without horns will still fuck you to death. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
|Alright faggots I'd figured I'd come back from the dead to tell you what's REALLY been going since I'm getting tired of this grand charade.
|Although you've come so close to solving the conspiracy that started at an unspecified time more than one current year ago. I figured you
|could use a little help filling in the rest of the pieces. So at great danger to myself here you go. It all started with a plan in a small IRC circlejerk
|filled with most of the gvols including firetires and Jim themselves, as well as some large board owners and vols for boards such as /a/, /pol/,
|/2hu/, and /jp. I was just there because it used to be the home of our GETball team, and they've never kicked me out because they thought
|I was cool I guess. When /2hu/ died after the tranny BO got a hold of it, we just moved to a hidden IRC network that shall not be named.
|(They still don't know who I am, and I prefer to keep it this way.) Before I go into details about their plan, let's first take a look at some history.
|Do you remember that time when the site as ddosed early last year? Or the time before that when 4/pol/ was nuked? Hell do you remember
|when moot first sold out, and started banning users for posting GamerGate threads? It was all orchestrated by this cabal. Hiroyuki Hiroshima
|bought 4chan months before moot went full retard and negotiated a deal in secret with Jim to split the userbase to settle a loan Hiroyuki
|borrowed from him years ago. We'll call it the TCP (Trans-Chan Partnership.) I don't know when they exactly Hiroyuki first became involved
|but my sources say that it was sometime last Thursday. The minor details are unimportant but what you need to know is this: Hiroyuki would
|get the normal users on 4chan, whereas Jim would take the rebels, and outlaws. The normalfag's information could be datamined and sold to
|advertisers, and the group that came to 8chan's information could be minded and sold to law enforcement agency. Each group is equally valuable
|to each party, and both were happy with this solution. Yes, it was because of that idea, that they we are all here today. That's how deep this
|rabbit hole fucking goes. Now let's take a look at the plan. The plan was they hatched was fucking insane. Rule 8chan from the shadows and
|guide it to greatness with an invisible hand. They didn't have a hard time doing this, they were easily manipulating the boards to do their bidding.
|First they created /intl/, that would become the controlled opposition. then they managed to convince the other large boards to turn against
|them in under the guise of unifying the boards against a common enemy. From there, all it would take is a couple of carefully crafted shitposts
|to turn them against anyone that made them butthurt. All they would have to do is say is that /intl/ was behind something, and the goyim would
|go to work. It's also worth mentioning that they had /intl/ go on false flag operations as various other factions, some of which don't even exist,
|all in an attempt to create more confusion surrounding the source of all this shit. It wouldn't be long before they achieve their goal of
|forcing the userbase to switch to Infinity Next, so that they had even more power over the userbase with their new datamining capabilites.
|Unfortunately for them, someone threw a wrench in their master plan. It was none other than the site goblin himself. You see, he couldn't fucking
|code, so they decided to put him to better use by making him a boogeyman and a convenient scapegoat for everything bad that has happened to the site so far.
|It was a roaring success, the useres of the site once again cheered their various names and fell back inline after the problem with the current build
|was fixed that they intentionally created to make users want to switch to Next. This was only a minor setback to their plans, and soon 8chan will have
|all of the spying features built right in the site without a shitty web 2.0 look! You may not believe me SaOVQ and think that I'm a SA Goon part of the
|/intl/ and /jp/ teenbro cabal who works as a DNC shill part time for the JIDF as well as DARPA. Please keep in mind however, that is exactly what the
|powers that be want, and the reason why I'm here trying to warn you to leave before it's too late. This is the only post I shall make because I'm going
|to have to go in hifing again after this. I wish you all luk and pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
∧M∧ |
( ´ー｀) ＜ wen day is dark alway rember happy day. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Not always. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Guix. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Never has been. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Up my butt and around the corner. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Despair over E3. NEXT!
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'd bang almost anything that doesn't have a dick. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Because I'm millions of years old. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Because you still sleep with your mother. NEXT!
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＼.＼ //
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yourself. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Now. No. Yes. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A fickle pickle tickle costs a nickel. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ CS-18. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Cackles. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ u wot m8. NEXT!
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Eat your bread crusts, limey. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You can eat my nyanchi. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ They need to do way instain mother. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ By failing at death. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Someone else. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Gotta boogey on down with your good self. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ By min pruding. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Charizard is mai waifu, not yours. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Learn to live indoors and you'll never work a day in your life. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ My feathers come off. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ To Nyan Paso, which is not far from the Meowxican border. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Use fire. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ 我輩。NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Itch. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Elsewhere. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Ask the Kaifeng enclave in China. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ They've got korean hissing disease. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I fucked your great-grandmother in cold blood. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The one where it all turned out to be a dream. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You must defeat Sheng-Long to stand a chance. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The battery in mine died. Now it makes an annoying BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP sound. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Going 'quad. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You're confusing my neck for my penis. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A miniature capybara. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Who says I only have two sets of horns ;) NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Here's a hint: those aren't spines. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A miserable little pile of shekels. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ NO PLEASE. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I don't want 'em. Try asking Tabitha. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Penii is the plural of penus. If you have a penus, or, goodness forbid, multiple
＼ < └ penii, please contact the appropriate authorities immediately. NEXT!
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────── /|
( ´ー｀) ＜ STFU & GTFO. NECKST //
＼ < └───────── ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That is not a question. Try rephrasing or applying an upward inflection. NEXT!
＼ < └─────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Your dragula sucks. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Back in my day ate our cheese in whole bricks and liked it. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Death shall not be the end of you. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You're trying to stump me? ....And now.... The Cheetahmen. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ He'll get assassinated like the rest of the Hillary-opposition. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Somewhere outside of your urinary tract. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm VIPsaurus, nigger. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ FUCK THE TAX. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ To prevent nocturnal emissions. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I do not normally watch anime because I am not a faggot. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Only if it has sufficient dicking. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. I'm not mentally ill. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I once smeared shit on graph paper and sold it to a museum. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The artist's. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ If you're referring to my shithole, I invite you to eat dinner off of it. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You, there. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ ayy lmao. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ There are galleries dedicated to that on sadpanda. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Because someone, somewhere, is jacking it to catgirls. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes, but no. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Overflowing supplies of badly done Poser porn have made headway into the issue. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Cooling it. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Hale satin. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Because sulphur smells like fart. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Squaaaaaaaark. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Aleister Crowley. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A skeleton. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The skellington would be the least likely to have an STD. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ It gives me pleasure. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Everybody needs something to numb the pain of existence. Mine is necrophilia. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Nintendoes what Genesis 3:15. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Just be yourself. (That's exactly what you didn't want to hear.) NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ ,｀ ) ＜ THE NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Jhe characteristic one. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Just a normal penis. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣∪∪∪
↖penis
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ In this, the correct thread. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
／"´⌒｀ヽ、 I'LL FUCK YOU UP. NEXT!
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＼檎檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎},、 {檎璽螺}
ゞ檎璽檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}､ ,{檎璽螺璽}
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ゞ檎璽螺檎璽螺檎ﾞﾞ゛＾~~~｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽}´
〆ｼｬ檎璽螺檎璽螺::;}´ ｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}´
￣￣ ゛／檎璽螺,}´ ''''''''''''''""""""""
(,)ﾉ(,))ﾉ(,);;ノ
／"´⌒｀ヽ、 HURR-URRH! DO NOT POLLUTE! NEXT!
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＼檎檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎},、 {檎璽螺}
ゞ檎璽檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}､ ,{檎璽螺璽}
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ゞ檎璽螺檎璽螺檎ﾞﾞ゛＾~~~｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽}´
〆ｼｬ檎璽螺檎璽螺::;}´ ｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}´
￣￣ ゛／檎璽螺,}´ ''''''''''''''""""""""
(,)ﾉ(,))ﾉ(,);;ノ
／"´⌒｀ヽ、 BECAUSE I ATE HIM. NEXT!
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＼檎檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎},、 {檎璽螺}
ゞ檎璽檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}､ ,{檎璽螺璽}
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ゞ檎璽螺檎璽螺檎ﾞﾞ゛＾~~~｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽}´
〆ｼｬ檎璽螺檎璽螺::;}´ ｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}´
￣￣ ゛／檎璽螺,}´ ''''''''''''''""""""""
(,)ﾉ(,))ﾉ(,);;ノ
／"´⌒｀ヽ、 WHOOOOOOO??? ARRRRRRH! NEXT!
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＼檎檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎},、 {檎璽螺}
ゞ檎璽檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}､ ,{檎璽螺璽}
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ゞ檎璽螺檎璽螺檎ﾞﾞ゛＾~~~｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽}´
〆ｼｬ檎璽螺檎璽螺::;}´ ｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}´
￣￣ ゛／檎璽螺,}´ ''''''''''''''""""""""
(,)ﾉ(,))ﾉ(,);;ノ
im doing this right?
／"´⌒｀ヽ、 RRRGH! NO! NEXT!
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＼檎檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎},、 {檎璽螺}
ゞ檎璽檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}､ ,{檎璽螺璽}
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ゞ檎璽螺檎璽螺檎ﾞﾞ゛＾~~~｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽}´
〆ｼｬ檎璽螺檎璽螺::;}´ ｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}´
￣￣ ゛／檎璽螺,}´ ''''''''''''''""""""""
(,)ﾉ(,))ﾉ(,);;ノ
／"´⌒｀ヽ、 EAT AND SMASH HU-MANS! NEXT!
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＼檎檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎},、 {檎璽螺}
ゞ檎璽檎璽螺璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}､ ,{檎璽螺璽}
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ゞ檎璽螺檎璽螺檎ﾞﾞ゛＾~~~｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽璽}´
〆ｼｬ檎璽螺檎璽螺::;}´ ｀檎璽螺檎璽螺檎璽螺螺檎璽螺檎璽螺}´
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(,)ﾉ(,))ﾉ(,);;ノ
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( ´ー｀) ＜ He was an okay guy until he threw me several weeks into the future. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ He was an okay guy until he defiled my imouto. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ He was an okay guy until you motherfucker. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I don't think yours is deep enough. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ They were abducted by aliens. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Someone's been telling you lies, Sonny Jim. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ NOTHING!! NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Being asked a question that I can't answer. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Especially nice when combined with naizuri. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A realistic 1:1 scale toy elf. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
( ´ー｀) ＜ Don't believe everything you read online. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The horne mutilater. NECKST!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes, obviously. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm always beating my wife on the b-ball court. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´w｀) ＜ I like them HAIRY. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, but I'm acquainted with Richard Schlong. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes. NECKST!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes, please. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You are blind for ignoring her mitten hands. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ɑɯɒ) ＜ Hey baby.
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Angkor Wat. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ What is a man. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Temperature. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ password123. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Telekinesis. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The next day. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Enter Gensokyo. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'd like you more if you erased my debt. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Nonsense. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Thousands of w**dchucks erupt from every orifice. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Why the hell not, you mongoloid crippleniggerspicjew. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Do I look fucking french to you, you shitcock brickfucker pocketdildo? NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ penisland.net is a pretty nice websight that should be relevant to your interests. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The Zyklon B is leaking. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That posting takes O(n^2) time wrt thread length. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Viva il duce!! NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Big googly-eyed dinosaur moe. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Heart failure. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Stick a dick in her and see how she reacts. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Because I know the answer. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That's a Garfield joke if ever I saw one. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You were going to ask what 800GET will be in this thread. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Never. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Only if you say "bampu" to make it kawaii. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
( ´ー｀) ＜ "Hey VIPsaurus, I just wanted to say you're pretty cute, would you like to go on a date? NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ To keep it warm. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ futanari
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Pity. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ω｀) ＜ If you pay. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I would, but your e-peen won't reach this high. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The ones made by Eric Harris. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Erotic fiction w/ an inventive self-insert. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Procreative hetero intercourse followed by a cigarette. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Mary Jane Greens, 10-pack only. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ PENIS. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ VIPlodocus. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Amount of force to trigger nuclear fission in carbon and water, divided by how hard the average slap will be. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Impress her by knifing enough fools. NEXT!
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＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Your name must first be Richard before you can successfully Dick. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Spörde Heil, my nigga :D :D NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ As expected of the common folk. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Fie! Your words ring true even as they wound me. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ So that it can happen to everyone at once. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You can't reach infinity. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, I live in the transcosmic netherdimension. There's nobody else here. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ It's dank as dope down here. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ New passengers get on and the ride begins anew. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Excise your gooch. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Go fucc yourself. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Billions. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Pangaea. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm a dinosaur. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Take a look at a big, ugly cock and tell me they aren't. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ So you can shake my spear for me until I release all over you. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ With the Dino Process. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Bomb vest, right breast pocket. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ In a man's chest hair. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You kids oughta listen to some jazz. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ IDK, probably to a friend to play cards or knit. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Anguish over flagrant violation of thermodynamic laws. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Reinforcement of sagacious image before younger generations. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I think I hear something, but I could be wrong. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ My prescient Jurassic Dino-jitsu pre-empts all fisticuffs. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ That you might check my triples better. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Da hood. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ At the end of the Kali Yuga. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The soothing happiness thread is back on old SAoVQ. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, but Northern Ireland is. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Däärbärthshruliyeh. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ MY zuri! NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
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