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38 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 12:18
>>34
The red li... oh, ok mr. "speedy" >>35
39 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 12:32
I got a new part-time job. It's not paying so much yet but at least it is something.
40 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-07 15:28
>>39
Oh scratch that, I am getting fucking rich. I just hope I am not screwing this up.
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 03:11
The internet is a time machine. Log on, point and click, and you're ten hours in the future.
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 04:09
I like anime
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 04:18
I like this VIPTRONIC song and I'm going to play it on my 25th birthday, which will be on the 17th of this month. It may be my last, so I hope it's special.
→/saovq/images/283/birthday.png
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 06:30
Today is my 1-month anniversary of not talking with my ex!
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 09:00
>>42
me too
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 09:42
Loli landladies make me very bitter about the state of my own life.
47 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 12:47
Loli landladies that take piss as payment?
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 13:51
Happy Chinese new year!
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 19:29
>>47
As long as you tell her that it's actually gold.
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 19:40
Try looking or doing at something and then seconds after you've done it go over the exact event in your head. It's so odd.
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-08 21:14
>>50 please leave your thoughts in the "bump if you are high" thread
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 02:36
SNYGGARS
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 06:36
I have a thing for lolis who are actually in their late 20 or higher.
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 07:04
love me some expired goods
55 Name: LEWD VIPPER 2016-02-09 07:05
Is there a 2hu that is too hou?
56 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-09 15:18
>>53
Consider a sexually frustrated loli OL
57 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 00:41
Consider a sexually frustrated orang-utan.
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 09:44
responsibilities suck
59 Name: PURE VIPPER 2016-02-10 13:16
my penis is having a stroke
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 15:53
My payment has been processed
61 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 16:15
→/saovq/banners/ Should demand palestinian solidarity.
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 19:34
Choo choo!
63 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 21:29
>>61
Hold your horses there, partner!
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-10 23:57
>>63
It's been months, how can we go on without it?
65 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 03:59
penisian solidarity
66 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 15:25
Naming your child Mea Culpa
67 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-11 18:08
I burned my mouth drinking soup today.
68 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 04:25
気をつけてね
69 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 05:08
木をつけてね
70 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 06:23
I have nothing worthwhile to add to the thread
71 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 11:41
I have nothing worthwhile to subtract from the thread
72 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 13:04
I wish we didn't need to pay to stay alive. A person should not be judged by their wealth but by their character, but the greedy, materialistic and mentally challenged jews want it otherwise.
73 Name: としあき 2016-02-12 15:43
本文なし
74 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 20:13
Can one even call oneself a titties-man, if one doesn't greatly appreciate modest or even deliciously flat chests?
75 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-12 20:21
>>74
No they are crypto-assmen. Large breasts are nothing more than fake asses and men that obsess over them as simply deluded fools and niggers. A true titman would love and appreciate a modest chest above all else. It defines the delicate grace of the female form.
76 Name: としあき 2016-02-12 20:23
本文なし
77 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 02:41
>>76
Well, someone's awfully chatty!
78 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-13 15:46
kapd be a faszom
79 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 14:20
Oh it's Valentine's day today. Let's celebrate that by fapping to ntr.
80 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 17:03
I'm cooking a nice valentines breakfast for myself as I would do if I had a partner...
81 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 18:10
Update: the chocolate was a crappy little caramel one, I needed more clementines, I could've used a better roll, and scrambled eggs would've been better on a roll than the omelet. Also I could've used higher quality bacon. But, it's the thought that counts (for yourself), right?
82 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 22:27
secret area of vagina quality
83 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-14 22:55
secreting areolas of vintage quality
84 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 03:47

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85 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 07:09
Gas the kikes, race war now
86 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 09:42
I don't like war.
87 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 11:58
>>86
It's not actual war.
88 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 13:29
No more a war than there is a war between red ants and black ants.
89 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 13:30
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of man, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill.
90 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 19:40
I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.

I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.

I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.
91 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-15 22:45
>>90

okay but what if I never met my dad?
92 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 01:05
>>91
Oh, well that's cool them. Give up your second amendment, enter an open relationship and become a tri-sexual transnigger dakikin.
93 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 03:06
The jokes on you, I sexually identify as the second amendment.
94 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 06:12
So I started watching LoLK videos on youtube, and I ended up on Pierrot of the Star-Spangled Banner and the videos on the side bar were the Warrior Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU
A video on the Spooky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kGCTOwmow
A song from a musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
and a commercial as the top four results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJXzkUH72cY

And I am completely okay with this
95 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 06:45
>>93
What happens when the libs take away my freedoms then?
96 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 07:48
>>95
Then my boy, you are officially entered in the Oppression Olympics. Send a copy of your posts to George Soros and ask him how you can help Israel in order to start receiving your funding.
97 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 13:39
Master Cock awakens
98 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-16 19:11
Hard cock café
99 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 00:45
Cock Shrimp
100 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 05:08
>>43 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to 43-SAN!!

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101 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 14:58
>>100
Hey I wanted to be the first to do that!
>>43
Also happy birthday!
102 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 17:25
Well that's one kind of 100GET
103 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 20:50
>>100
Exactly how heavy is that cake, and what is it that it squished?
104 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 21:41
>>103
43-san, may he rest in a slightly gelatinous pool
105 Name: 本文なし 2016-02-17 21:59
としあき
106 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-17 22:03
>>104
It may be my last, so I hope it's special.
Yeah, rip.
107 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 03:45
I wonder how many VIPPERS died.
108 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 07:05
>>107
Suicide. I remember there was a VIPPER that used to post about Tewi all the time who would brag about talking lonely VIPPERs from IRC and the steamgroup into killing themselves.
109 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 17:58
What a curious thing to brag about. Suppose s/he was edgy and full of shit?
110 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-18 20:10
My flatmate is almost deaf. Very annoying when he wants to watch TV and tries desperately to convince me that the volume is just right and he can't even hear me enter the room and me telling him to turn the volume down. I can hear the TV more loudly through the door than the earbuds in my ears.

He also reminds me why I stopped watching TV almost 10 years ago. I feel like I am getting dumber by the second.
111 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-19 01:02
Sometimes you just want to nyanpasu

>>109
I don't know. Most likely they were making it up. They seemed so proud to talk about it, but then when I said that was a horrible thing they said they were joking and made it up.
112 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-19 03:57
Sometimes you just want to nyanpasu

:3c
113 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-19 05:50
>>110
Maybe you will get lucky and he will blow out his ears entirely.
114 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 17:54
I just hosted my first successful fightan tournament. Felt good man.
115 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 18:16
What game?
116 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 18:51
117 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 19:44
>>116
Never mind, a reverse image search would have sufficed
118 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 21:43
>>115
Fighting Streets Five
119 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-20 21:46
Thou knowst 'tis a deliteful daye when a Japanese user going by the alias "nyannyanmaru" makes your acquaintance on yon twitters.
120 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 15:42
I eat all the fucking time now and I am not gaining enough weight. I had two slices of bread with cherry jam, two donuts and a hamburger for breakfast today and then a little after that a bowl of macaroni, ham and cheese. Last night before bed I had 1 kg of macaroni and ham because the meat buns and baguettes I had earlier that night weren't enough. The day before I had 1 kg of porridge, bacon, sausages and energy bars, Snickers and milkshake and all I did was eat and sleep. I've gained a total of 1.5 kilos since the start of January. I'm hungry even as I type this.
121 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 15:43
>>120
Forgot to mention the bucket of fried chicken I had as well.
122 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 15:47
>>120
If you ate actual food instead of crap, your body might stop complaining at you.
123 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 15:49
>>120
If you pair that amount of food with a good excercise regimine you could get pretty strong.
124 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 20:03
門を閉じた後に by Floating Cloud Acoustic Band from Unknown
125 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-21 20:21
>>122
But I do. I eat my veggies and meat like I should as well.

>>123
I am a lot weaker than average from years of inactivity. I just need to get up to average strength.
126 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 00:24
Rape Nuts brand cereal
127 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 03:17
I really really miss the old banner espousing that we were web 2.0 with all the headers like Lumber|jacks and table|cat
128 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 11:39
>>127
I encourage you to recreate it from memory. Would you kindly!?
129 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 12:25
Today's lifting report:

I can lift almost my entire bodyweight now. 60 kg vs my weight at around 65 kg. Next week I'll have it.
130 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 13:56
I want to go back to bed.
131 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 13:57
>>130
I KNOW YOU ARE CHECKING FOR THE REPLIES
132 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 14:00
>>131
Curses! Foiled again!
133 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 20:29
If I fly no flag at all, will my enemies think I'm everywhere?
134 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-22 22:15
>>133
Do you want to be a pirate? That's something pirates did.
135 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 04:30
budget penis
136 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 04:56
deluxe penis
137 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 06:41
middle-ground penis
138 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 06:59
>>134
I thought all the good pirates flew flags of neutral nations and then whipped out the jolly roger when its time for business.
139 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 13:49
mekuwukem
140 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 16:21
>>138
Yes, but others would fly no flag at all to look like a neutral/private funded merchant ship. Yours is the more common one as far as I know.
141 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 16:26
punctual penis
142 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 20:06
Punctuated penis.
143 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-23 21:13
punctured penis
144 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-24 01:20
>>143

NO
NOT HERE
145 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-24 09:39
I had a pound of cajun smoked prawns, two bottles of wine, a pack of cigarettes and the near limitless fear of college educated far sniffing elitists to sup on tonight.

It was glorious

MAGA
146 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-24 14:19
Hottest mail-order brides from Gensokyo!
147 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 04:37
I'll take three.
148 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 04:50
I AM THE VIPPEST
149 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 07:02
The first time I heard the expression "international jewry" was on 4chan /vip/ (way back when). Ever since then it's been on my list of funny pejoratives for jews (meaning like, all the jews everywhere).

But, as it turns out, it's also now the officially preferred nomenclature that supremacist jews use of themselves.
150 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 13:14
*fart*
151 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 14:18
>>149
I know. The first time I saw it was in a history book in school.
152 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 14:21
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153 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 15:23
benis
154 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 16:58
VIOLENT FARTS
155 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 18:38
>>34
try asking your mother
156 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 19:13
I need some better days.
157 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 21:17
Succulent farts.
158 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-25 22:07
Cake farts.
159 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 00:42
But how many?
160 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 02:19
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
161 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 05:25
162 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 06:25
Brood.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-26 06:25
Gourmet farts.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-02-29 13:21
Oh no, not again.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 03:39

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1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-01 19:43
>>1
You did this
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 16:14
the end of times is upon us
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-02 17:18
Drinking bourbon every day, save whiskey on a Sunday.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-03 05:17

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1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-07 20:39
I love you Mima-sama!
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2016-03-07 23:07
This thread has been defunded.
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-08 00:28
I don't feel any minus profit
1 Name: VIPPER 2016-03-14 22:15
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1 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-07 03:31
It keeps happening
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