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ITT: The poster above has an embarrassing secret

1 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 17:04
Don't tell anyone, but >>0 has a tiny penis.
2 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 18:32
>>1 has an embarrassing secret
3 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 18:33
>>2 has an inside-out penis and ample mammaries.
4 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 18:46
>>3 does not have ample mammaries.
5 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 19:54
>>4's mammaries are neither ample or non-ample, existing instead in a quantum superposition of amplitude.
6 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 20:16
>>5 always 4GETs to JACKSON GET.
7 Name: VIPPER 2016-04-16 20:58
>>6 has acne on his butt.
8 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-31 18:23
>>7 has an unusually small penis.
9 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-31 18:23
>>7 has an unusually small penis.
10 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-31 18:28
>>9 came from DQN
11 Name: VIPPER 2016-08-31 22:18
>>10
Has an unusually small penis.
12 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-01 05:24
>>11 Loves to smell their own dirty socks after a long summer day!
13 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-01 06:03
>>12 Thinks there isn't anything wrong with liking the smell of their own sweat
14 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-01 06:18
>>13 has bad-smelling sweat.
15 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-01 13:10
>>14 named his cock "Daddy Cool", too.
16 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-01 23:37
>>15
Hasn't bathed in over a week!
17 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-02 14:14
>>16 Finds >>15 sexually attractive because of it!
18 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-02 18:21
>>17 Doesn't know who his father is.
19 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-02 19:49
>>18 doesn't know how to "fuck" something.
20 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-02 19:53
>>19 you take that back, or i'll tell VIPPER just how smaller than average your penis really is!
21 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-02 23:01
>>20's penis has an acute Napoleon complex
22 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-03 06:39
>>21's Napoleon has an acute penis complex.
23 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-04 15:22
>>22's penis a cute
24 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-04 19:54
>>23 only pretends to like Suika.
25 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-06 11:19
>>24
Really doesn't belong here.
26 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-06 17:48
>>25 only pretends to hate Jews.
27 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-06 18:05
>>26
That hurt, man.
28 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-06 20:56
>>27
has thin skin
29 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-06 22:26
>>28
has foreskin
30 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-06 22:53
>>29 likes mutilated penises.
31 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-07 02:40
>>30
likes penises.
32 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-07 19:47
>>31 likes penises but not his own penis
33 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-07 19:50
>>32 has a tiny penis.
34 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-07 21:20
>>33 has no penis.
35 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-07 22:51
>>34
Once got a small dildo stuck in their butt and had to go to the hospital.
36 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 00:24
>>35 is unusually interested in his friend's butt.
37 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 03:38
>>36's butt unusually interests his friend
38 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 04:42
>>37's butt is poopy because >>37 can't manage to wipe properly and always leaves some.
39 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 10:33
>>38 is unusually interested in poopy butts.
40 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 18:14
>>39 is unusually interested in people's unusual interests.
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 19:09
>>40 knows in his heart that all butts are just one movement away from being poopy
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 19:21
>>41 doesn't live by kaishokukaiben.
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 20:54
>>42 knows what the Kha'ak want.
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 23:16
>>43 is a big fan of the cock
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-08 23:20
>>44 is a big fan of Deadly Towers.
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-10 00:21
>>46 thinks she's special.
47 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-10 21:23
>>46 is short bus special.
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-10 21:51
>>47 grunts in agreement.
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-11 09:51
>>48 ingests his own semen as part of his diet on semen cuisine.
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-12 16:08
>>49 ingests feces.
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-12 16:21
>>50 laces his feces with cum before he eats it
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-12 22:26
>>51 has sex with faeces and ejaculates on it, then deep-fries it in man-batter before throwing it away in disgust
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-12 22:44
>>52 eats it.
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-13 11:45
>>53 wets the bed. And enjoys it.
55 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-14 14:36
>>54 has an unusual interest in other people's bedwetting.
56 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-14 15:43
>>55 conflates secrets with secretions
57 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-14 17:45
>>56 has an unusual interest in other people's secrets.
58 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-14 20:36
>>57 cups his farts and smells his hands afterwards.
59 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 20:41
>>58 was raped by swole ass frogs.
60 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 20:52
>>59 wasn't.
61 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 23:01
>>60 was one of said frogs
62 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-16 23:01
>>61 wasn't.
63 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 01:03
>>62 pees in his mug to save getting up from his computer
64 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 01:06
>>63 drinks >>62's pee from the mug.
65 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 01:11
>>64 is the mug
66 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 01:38
>>65 needs to hide his ugly mug lest it frighten children.
67 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 17:31
>>66 is a kid at heart and has not yet learnt to wipe his botty after doo-doo.
68 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 17:39
>>67 is a vakkod.
69 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 18:50
>>66's lips move while he's reading
70 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 20:04
>>69 chews with his mouth open.
71 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 22:25
>>70's mouth is full of peen
72 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 22:38
>>71 chews other people's peen too hard.
73 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-18 22:56
>>72 doesn't.
74 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 02:57
>>73 is too retarded to come up with real replies to the thread.
75 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 11:39
>>74 isn't.
76 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 15:06
>>75 doesn't know how to insult.
77 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 16:02
>>76 never reads the thread title
78 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 16:32
>>77 feels smug about not using proper punctuation.
79 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 16:47
>>78 masturbates into his sister's oatmeal.
80 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 22:48
>>79 doesn't.
81 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-19 23:02
>>80 doesn't either, he masturbates into his father's oatmeal instead.
82 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-20 05:52
>>82 eats his own cum straight out of onahole instead of wiping it off.
83 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-20 12:59
>>82 can count
84 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-20 18:04
>>83 poops into his hands before he releases them into the toilet bowl.
85 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-20 21:14
>>84 still thinks Nickelback's song "hold up really well".
86 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-20 21:58
>>85 has spent 10 years mastering the hunt-and-peck method of keyboard typing.
87 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-21 01:40
>>86 has spent 10 years hunting for his pecker to masturbate.
88 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-21 14:29
>>87 likes to shove a finger up his butt right after pooping to knead the prostate until orgasm.
89 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-29 19:02
>>88 touches PINGAS.
90 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-29 19:54
>>89 must smell the faeces when he goes outside.
91 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-30 01:10
>>90 is the guy who posts "google it" on forum threads
92 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-30 01:18
>>91 is the guy who posts lmfgtfy.com links instead.
93 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-30 09:57
>>92 thinks kindergarten-level spelling and grammar makes a good arguement.
94 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-30 21:03
>>93
Unironically speaks in the African-American vernacular.
95 Name: VIPPER 2016-09-30 22:15
>>94 defends JEWS online
96 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-01 03:47
>>95 has to open up a jar of poo and breathe deeply in order to repress his homosexual urges.
97 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-01 20:23
>>96 doesn't have to, but it's his preference so he does anyway
98 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-01 20:36
>>97 isn't even strong enough to open a jar of poo on live TV.
99 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-01 20:51
But >>98 gets off on that, so he ironically rewards with cam whore tokens nevertheless.
100 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-02 15:05
>>99 defends 3rd world immigration and thinks it is ok to pay for it for eternity.
101 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-02 16:45
>>100's wife has sex with negroes
102 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-03 00:26
>>101 likes to sageru when it gets personal.
103 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-04 20:22
>>102 is a time-traveling gay Egyptian bae
104 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-04 20:50
>>103 thinks he knows how this thread works.
105 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-05 20:34
>>104 likes to think he does but actually doesn't
106 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-05 20:42
>>105 milks his prostate on his way to work.
107 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-05 20:51
>>106 secretly realizes he has ultimately helped him in doing so by posting about it
108 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-05 20:59
>>107 calls >>106 out about calling >>105 out about milking his prostate, when in reality >>107 is secretly >>105 and knows he is in fact helping >>1->>104, and >>106 milk their own prostates by doing so.
109 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-05 21:25
>>108 jerked off a dog once.
110 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-06 07:07
>>109 jerked off a dog twice.
111 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-06 09:36
>>110 jerked off two dogs simultaneously once.
112 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-06 16:34
I tried to jerk off >>111 but as soon as I touched his dick, he came and started farting.
113 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-07 02:45
>>112 is a disguised being from the planet Uranus.
114 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-07 06:23
>>113 shat in the fuckin' toilet and put all that toilet paper in there.
115 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-07 22:26
>>114's phone number is the one written on walls of men's bathroom stalls in expensive restaurants.
116 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-08 03:29
>>115's phone number is the one written on walls of men's bathroom stalls in cheap restaurants.
117 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-08 21:54
>>116's phone number is the one written on a dodgy page on the deep web.
118 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-09 01:02
>>117's phone number is the last one in the phone book, because he's an asshole
119 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-09 02:36
>>118 still uses a phone book
120 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-09 11:33
>>119 uses bathroom stalls as phone books
121 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-09 13:27
>>120 goes to the bathroom in a phone book
122 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-09 20:09
>>121 looks up bathrooms in the phone boook
123 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-09 23:03
>>121 sells phone books for a living
124 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-10 08:39
>>122 sells LAME EXPENSIVE RINGTONES and >>123 buys them
125 Name: VIPPER 2016-10-15 14:03
>>124 can only post on SAoVQ with a right thumb up his butt
126 Name: VIPPER 2017-02-17 23:05
>>125 has never seen Star Wars.
127 Name: VIPPER 2017-02-17 23:15
>>126 has never played a game in the Metal Gear series.
128 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-26 00:15
>>127 has played every metal gear game at the expense of his chemistry homework.
129 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-26 11:17
>>128 did all his chemistry homework but still failed the exam because he's a dumbass
130 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-26 16:03
>>129 fears the sewer goblins.
131 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-26 16:13
>>130 was raised by those fearsome sewer goblins.
132 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-26 18:02
>>131
Became dicked by his uncle until he started liking it.
133 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-26 19:04
>>132 became Dick, his own uncle, after an incident involving his grandmother, a broken condom, and a time machine
134 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-27 08:37
>>133
Is afraid to pass gass even when alone.
135 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-27 14:39
>>134
Is afraid to say "fart" because he might get kicked out of Canadian parliament.
136 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-28 03:24
>>135 can't even flick a booger at trudeau's direction, the pussy.
137 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-28 09:38
>>137 is Trudeau
138 Name: VIPPER 2017-04-28 10:22
>>137
Is Trudeau's booger eater.
139 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-01 19:26
>>138
writes the weekly booger eater magazine.
140 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-01 21:14
>>139 wipes his butt backwards
141 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-03 03:20
>>140 was born with a backwards butt
142 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-03 12:43
>>141
Is a backwards butt.
143 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-03 15:45
>>142 got lost going in a straight line
144 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-03 21:34
>>143 can't count his nose
145 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-04 15:33
>>144 has a big ugly jewnose.
146 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-05 08:53
>>145 has a big floopy dong that regularly hangs out of his pants.
147 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-05 13:06
>>146 is an otherkin saving up to have big floopy bunny ears grafted on.
148 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-07 05:05
>>147 is a poopy.
149 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-07 07:41
>>148 is a pee-pee.
150 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-08 19:04
>>149 is a penis.
151 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-08 19:31
>>150 fucked a small penis.
152 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-09 06:59
>>151 was fucked with a small penis.
153 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-09 15:20
>>152 folded his penis inside out and became the little girl
154 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-09 20:12
>>153 has an origami swan instead of genitals due to excessive folding
155 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-09 21:35
>>154 bought the TURBO WARRIOR cassette.
156 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-09 23:12
>>155 cried for an entire day because his parents didn't buy him a TURBO WARRIOR cassette.
157 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-10 01:52
>>156's job is viral marketing TURBO WARRIOR cassettes on textboards.
158 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-10 11:22
>>157 is the TURBO WARRIOR
159 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-10 15:25
>>158 is a cassette tape
160 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-11 13:52
>>159 is an eight-track cartridge
161 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-11 20:14
>>160 is an TURBAN WARRIOR
162 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-12 11:43
>>161 flunked serial killer academy for his parallel ambitions
163 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-13 16:55
>>162 didn't even get into serial killer academy
164 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-13 18:12
>>163 can only get an erect penis from pornography posted to the Secret Area of VIP Quality.
165 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-13 19:18
>>164 can only tell the truth, regardless of how shameful and embarrassing it is
166 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-14 07:33
>>165 tried to hug his imouto but was refused, because she can't into onii-chans
167 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-14 16:21
>>166 has no imouto
168 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-14 17:48
>>167 pretends to be his own imouto.
169 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-14 18:04
>>168 pretends to be her own onii-chan.
170 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-14 19:52
>>169
SUCCS
171 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-14 22:22
>>170 is THICC
172 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-15 00:04
>>171 FUCCS
173 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-16 19:18
>>172 doesn't realise that the correct spelling is ck and not cc
174 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-17 13:27
>>173 doesn't know when to shut the fucc up
175 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-17 21:14
>>174 doesn't do drugs.
176 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-18 03:13
>>175 doesn't have an anti-drug.
177 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-18 17:50
>>176 is a poorly-disciplined tamagotchi
178 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-18 21:51
>>177 left his neglected his tamagotchi and it ran away, breaking his heart
179 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-22 04:39
>>178 is a POO ASS!
180 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-22 12:54
>>179
Is a Pajeet Puinlu.
181 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-23 22:48
>>180 is a homosexual, but only on days ending with y
182 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-25 01:09
>>181 is not cute.
183 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-29 20:56
>>182 is so cute that he can't leave the house without being bumraped
184 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-30 01:31
>>183's sexual deviancy is easily seen.
185 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-30 04:49
>>184 is a pentacycle.
186 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-31 15:49
>>185 cannot ride a bicycle
187 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-31 15:53
>>186
Is the unicycle of the bicycle gang.
188 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-31 16:58
>>187 rides a motorized tricycle with his biker friends.
189 Name: VIPPER 2017-05-31 19:26
>>188
Is a kike on a trike.
190 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-01 22:10
>>189 needlessly pressed enter.
191 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-01 22:14
>>190 doesn't know any secrets
192 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-01 23:27
>>191 likes to reveal other people's secrets
193 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-03 15:01
>>192 knows that >>194 (gasp) exists, and will gladly tell anyone.
194 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-03 19:38
>>193 doesn't know that I don't exist.
195 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-04 01:13
>>194 actually does exist and is also afraid of clowns.
196 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-04 04:19
>>195 is actually >>192
197 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-05 04:30
>>196 is actually VIPsaurus.
198 Name: VIPPER 2017-06-07 00:31
197 is actually >>198
199 Name: VIPPER 2019-11-18 15:11
>>198
Can't quote two posts in a reply.
200 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 13:43
>>199 saged out of shame at his extra newline
201 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 13:44
>>200 forgot that old threads permasage
202 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 13:45
>>201didn't realize that he had saged by accident in >200 and is embarrassed now
203 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 14:08
>>202 forgot his pp in my qq
204 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 17:55
>>203 is secretly dating a 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl.
205 Name: VIPPER 2021-07-01 21:30
>>204 is pretending to be the 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl.

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