∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < After the C. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < On the eighth day. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < When you shut up about it. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < In the men's dunny. Tell them Ken sent you. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Guinea pig disgusting. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ovaltine. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Sign a technical support contract with Satan. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Fear and cluelessness. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < You mean farts? Certainly! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
;' ':;,, ,;'':;,
;' ':;,.,.,.,.,.,,,;' ';,
,:' ::::::::、
,:' / \ ::::::::',
:' ● ● :::::i. Africa does not want it.
i ''' (__人_) '''' :::::i
: ::::::::::i
`:,、 :::::::::: /
,:' : ::::::::::::`:、
,:' : : ::::::::::`:、
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Africa does not want it. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Eat da poopoo. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Africa wanted it. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < White colonial exploiters. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Are you? NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Frequently. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Why not?
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Am I a nigger? Are we in Inglewood? NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < The grilled cheese is tasty, but the rest feels like a light appetiser. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Post elsewhere, weev. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
( ´ー`) < NO!!!! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Yes, and his sensei as well. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < It was I, VIPLODOCUS!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\_________________________________//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < It's normal for a wagecuck. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < One small thimbleful, more or less. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Mass murder. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, however they support me en bloc. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Your partner's dick is too small. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < That's not my dick. That's one of the spines on one of the spines on my dick. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Gotta piss with the cloaca I got. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < That's my frill, and it means dick. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Tangential, rarely more. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Your call. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Move away and let the previous tenant unclog it for you. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < sage this shit. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
( ´ー`) < Oooooooh, I'm a cute widdly doinosaur!!! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
( ´ー`) < Displace your ears off your head! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < My ears are back. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Dino polish, twice a year. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
( ´ー`) < NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Gently but deliberately. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Just behind Bob's Peanuts. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Rub it against a cactus. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Separate the species. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Like vegetal. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Use a piece of fresh peeled ginger. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < First you must defeat the JEWS. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < To make my dick look bigger. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Dune 2. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < We've got a heretic in here! Guards arrest >>101!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < NEXT. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Take it to the vet. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Bearing all the hallmarks of grave inexperience. Do you even buttsex? 0/∞. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < We are all VIPsaurus in our heart, NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < YTP is typically a digital medium but I suggest placing the characters in compromising positions, using clashing colors and spelling out "PINGAS". NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Only in sperm whales. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Eat more scented marmalade. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Give me 19 and I'll turn them into 21. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Relax your wrists like they were your throat. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < He tried to murder me!! I barely got out with my ears. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < And a passionate "foshizzle." NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Speak english, bitch. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Lame. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I have no fear. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Yours doesn't. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Eighty of the protagonist of Zardoz surely beat whatever that other thing is. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Yours doesn't. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Work as a musician playing a trumpet, trombone, or tuba. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Feed it, Seymour. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Some asshole fed them to a plant. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ghoti. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Grind them off so they grow back stronger. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Discharge it down your pie-hole deliberately. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Re-watch Zardoz until it comes to you. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No thanks I'm full. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < In a palanquin. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < You've gotta pay your damned dues! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Seamen. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < AUUUUUUGHHHHHGHHHHH!!!!! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I'm a vanilla man, personally. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < A riddle. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Reunification. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Don't worry about it, you won't even feel it. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Gensokyo. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Only if you've got high STR. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ,' 3 ) < ......... NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Yes. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < A tropical oinkment. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < A beta kobold. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < He a gud boi. He dindu nuffink. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < If I as lucky as him, I wouldn't be stuck here answering a question about my opinions on Grigori Rasputin. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Tell me more about what's your opinion on Eliza.. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < They can't actually chuck any wood. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Lifelong leg day, breh! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < YES, and don't let ANYONE say otherwise!!! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I know Orca Silverware.
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Only in the missionary position. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Surprisingly well, all things considered... NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Only if you're not a born loser. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I only like what I like. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < to take the best and brightest from the third world so they never become better countries. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < On Her Majesty's Secret Service. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < All I wanna do is have some fun. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Fortunately for me, my legs are too short to do that. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Crack is a dangerous and illegal drug. Just say no.
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Did you hear me say "NEXT!"? .No you didn't, wait for your turn. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Any question. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Why are we still here? Just to NEXT!?
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I wasn't even invited. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Fluff it good. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < You tackle the Thing That Couldn't Be Done, and you couldn't do it. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < By loving it up 'til you hit the ground. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < A bare bodkin. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ship in a bottle. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < An exposed estoc. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Unless she has a penis yes. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Bone the cute girl in the hard nipple dream. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Sí. Das Frans estas bonita. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Endless Legend is free this weekend. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Carefully remove the pelvic proboscis from its target orifice, then apologize to the recipient and offer it some tea. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Roleplay misses as hits on armour etc. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Stout drink and lewd company. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Acute senses and a peanut-sized brain. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Buff CHA and DEX before making the attempt.
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Oh, comely.
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < They're all petite and cute there, even the men.
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Epic Rap Battles of History! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < NO! NO GOD, PLEASE NO! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I hatched out of my egg a self-sufficient dinosaur, I'll have you know. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ear, horns, ear. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Those are spikes. Know your PETSCII, noob. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < The inverted spade. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Only if you have the proper surgical equipment. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Click your heels thrice, Dorothy, for Kansas is going bye-bye. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Perhaps. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Should if I could. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Big Bertha, absolutely. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Float your way to the opposite shore. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Those days are long past. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, but have some hip-hop study beats instead. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Do bepis instead. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Snort cocaine to numb the pain. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Bröblem sölved xD xD NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Owlbears could only be invented once. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < There's Mega Penis, but it's on Giga Man. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Only if it passes the Harkness test. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Naughty bad. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < It's for Uncle Gubsy. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I'm more of a Scully. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Try a diet of beans, broccoli and eggs. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Foreskin's a little tight. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, just a formica countertop. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < That's not a roar; this is a roar. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I prefer the letter Þ. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I would, but I'm not good enough at ASCII art. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < One, two, NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < He was a child soldier in Zaire back in the day. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, he's a swede. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < The cloacal fin. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Fool, you have no farthing to flick! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Same reason why some peanut butter is chunky all the time. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────
( ´ー`) < It all comes from the same source. NEXT!
\ < └──────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────
( ´ー`) < The real question, to quote an African man, is "why are you gay?"
\ < └──────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────
( ´ー`) < Because I am irresistibly sexy. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────
( ´ー`) < Because they are autistic and have been convinced by the media that sexual obsession is a good substitute for personality. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < High functioning autism doesn't actually exist and is just societal cope for dealing with introverted anti-social narcissists who have no actual reason for their unwarranted senses of self importance. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < If you have to ask you already know the answer. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < If you have to a.k y∴∴..∵∴. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < It's not impossible, strictly speaking, but the odds aren't in your favor. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < All the innocent kids grew up and the pedophilic executives got fired. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Sure it is. Your mother's public access, after all. NEXT!
\ < └───────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < The sodium will get to you first. Happened to one of my relatives. NEXT!
\ < └──────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Yes, and when my fairy godfather asked my what my wish was I said, NEXT!
\ < └──────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Seen it? I've LIVED it! It's based on my life memoirs. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < What is this, the literature club? I shook tails with Moby Dick once, but that's it. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < If African, a sizable amount of rex. If European, slightly lessl. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < You must think I am stupid enough to fall for that. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < They emerge from the output socket of a baby-maker amid a flood of phlegm, bile, blood, and faeces. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, it would be too humorous. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────
( ´ー`) < Over dinner with Xenu, yes. NEXT!
\ < └───────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No; I'm more of a lyrical gangster. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I'm just a nigga with a finger on the trigga. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Gay sex will never go extinct. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
叩 叩 ┌───────────────
《 ´ー`》 < I am Mecha VIPsaurus and I will replace you.
Θ┐< .└───────────────
└Θ┐ ↑
└Θ┐ ┏Θ
└Θ┐ ┏Θ┛
└Θ┐∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧┏Θ┛
└Θ %% ≡ ≡ ≡ ≡ %% Θ┛
└VV──────VV┘
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Get out of my sight, rept'noid! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Bang 'em loud! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ancient Latin writing had no "U", only "V", and used "V" for sounds where modern English would prefer "U". NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < That'd be the Bavarian Schlüßelscheißefrucht. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Those are the bananas I'm having for lunch, now stuff it, you sally mc muffintits!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Come on! Seimon! NECKST!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < They do it all the time, but get really angry when anyone else joins in. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Not as such, however, I also wouldn't let a moomin go unfucked. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Crino, obviously. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌────────────────
( ´)ー(` ) < Black puddin, right lush that 'n. NEXT!
\ < └────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────────────
( ´ー`) < My name isn't Nigger-Man, stop calling me tha. NEXT!
\ < └───────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < You know what they say, neck length is directly proportional to penis length. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < I took a break, do you know how long I've been standing?!! NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < No, that's just muy grande lizard cojones. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Do you still want fingers afterwards? NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Wankistan. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Just Putin. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Oh you're a wiseguy, huh?! NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
M M
∧M∧ ┌────────────────────
( ´ー`) < rite here nigga, we rich hood VIP peepo, NEXT!
\ < └────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ MMMMMMMMMMM //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────────────────
( ´ー`) < RED JUICES? Do I look like a vampire to you?! NEXT!
\ < └───────────────────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ejaculation. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────────────────────
( ´ー`) < That's god shitposting and I'm a vary VIP satanist dumb nuts. \
\ < └─────────────
\.\ /| \ I will instead answer >>421 and yes if it's devil's breath. NEXT!
\.\ // ───────────────────────────
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Yes. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < hiiiiiiii
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Bet you say that to all AA characters. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Because moralfaggotry admits sadism. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < VIPPERS, JEWS, bad news. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
\.\ //
\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Their idealism admits the existence of no corner case. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Noot noot, motherfucker. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < VIPenusaurus
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄c=8
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Pee is stored in the balls. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Very long
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄c=======8∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < 80 non-combining single-width EBCDIC code points, space padded on the left. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Got a woody
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ c=======8 ∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Not in a million years! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Between your chair and keyboard. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Joe mama
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Vacation in the orion cluster for now. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I am Mr. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────── ∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < A tail call see Mr. NEXT! ( ´ー`) < GO TO mR_ start?
\ < └────────── > / └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < A penis called mr. benis
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ c=====8∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < You've fucked it up!!!!! You've fucked it all up!!!!!! Ask me a damned question!!! NEXT!!!!!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ c=====8∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Hello! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
O O ┌─────────
( v v ) < A Vampter! Mua ha Haa
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I say let ninjas keep the old irish fuck. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < CIA niggers. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < SUBLEQ. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < CUZ IM ALWAYS 0nESTEP AHEAD. NEXT!
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) <HE NEED NINTENDO MORE PEÑISÍ. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Who knows, you might get lucky. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < They don't call me PENISaurus for nothing. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Drop the soap and find out. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────────────────
( ´ー`) < Table cat sucks my COCK from time to time. NEXT!
\ < └─────────────────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Try stroking it. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < That's indecipherable. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < I'm not. My name is VIPsaurus. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < The tiny hiss of its thumb and index finger rubbing together. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < the illusion does not signify CUTE but may have LEWD contortions if the observer has not been enlightened enough. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < Anderson Cooper. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < It's pronounced salty jew. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < Bout tree fiddy, but it gotta be kosher. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < Ferrous metals' crystalline structure can acquire magnetic equipolarity and thereafter act like a temporary magnet but permanently, until reversed or annealed. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I'm prescient. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Because I am known (slut in Czech) for my indescribable wisdom. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No ,silly goose. Marshmallows are ghost coom. They even resemble in color. People dont eat poop related things
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No ,silly moose. Honey is just bee pee. They even resemble in color. People dont eat poop related things. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, you're thinking of your mom who's the cow asshole. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Im the meat, she's all buns. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Oooverr 9 thoooouusaaaaaand! Next!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < QBASIC. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < This site uses cookies to enhance your experience and provide value to our sponsors. Use of this site constitutes consent to receive our cookies. (Learn More) NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < (street) ejumuhcations negro?! lern 2 speel. trust me. i KNOW how much ejurmervacations you got. Proud graduate of the Firth grade amirite? NEXT!
\ < └──────────
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < over9 thoussaaaand. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Perhaps. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < No, not especially. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Yes, extra sulpher and it knows kung fu. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < It's not, pagofag-- I mean pagophage. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Bigger than yours, that's for sure. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < im jew NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Similar to capybara! NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Cuz u gay. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < NEVER, cuz HE'S gay. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < My name is VIPSAURUS, not VIPPER. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < You will be my first and it will be YOUR butt. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < My condolences. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < For my meat I have thy tissues, have thy heart, and spleen, and liver, for my drink the blood of ages.
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
( ´ー`) < Strokin'. Dig it? NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < You got an issue with that? NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < Embalmed, as usual. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌──────────
( ´ー`) < But a fifth-order twinkle in my fifth-great-grandad's balls. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Cool, as usual. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Hyperbolic orange. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Well fuck you too, buddy!!! NEXT!!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Spray some holy water on it. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < I am a nomad and roam freely. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Reptiles don't have mothers. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ice cream is illegal in the Netherlands. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ya either got it or ya dont'. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
\.\ //
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\.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
\ /
∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー`) < Ya either GET it or ya dont'. NEXT!
\ < └──────────
\.\ /|
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( ´ー`) < Go outside. NEXT!
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( ´ー`) < Salamander Squeezings. NEXT!
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( ´ー`) < Hi, I came across your website on Google Maps, and I’ve noticed that it’s not really optimized the way it should be. You’re probably missing out on a lot of leads because of this. The great news? NEXT!!!
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( ´ー`) < AAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NEXT!
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( ´ー`) < Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
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