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POTUS AMA

1 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-11 22:11
Quoted by: >>65
Donald here. Ask me anything.
2 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-11 22:43
Quoted by: >>3
Why are you such a slut?
3 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-11 23:06
>>2
I had the chance to meet Megyn Kelly. She is incredibly talented, you have no idea.
4 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-11 23:14
Quoted by: >>5
How exactly do I grab her by the pussy?
5 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-11 23:47
>>4
Just start kissing her. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. Don't even wait.
6 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-11 23:53
Quoted by: >>7
How tall a wall?
7 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 00:14
Quoted by: >>8
>>6
Which wall are you referring to? The one preventing Mexicans from coming in, or the one cutting off California from the rest of the US?
8 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 00:25
Quoted by: >>9
>>7
The one preventing Americans from emigrating to Canada.
9 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 00:33
>>8
Let them go. We don't need babies.
10 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 00:43
Quoted by: >>11
Can I help build the wall?
Also, should "the wall" be capitalized?
11 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 00:54
>>10
The greatest builder, it's me. We need somebody to build the door though, so you can apply for that.
12 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 02:10
Quoted by: >>13
How big a penis?
13 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 02:21
>>12
You enjoy the topic and I understand that. I have many lgbt supporters and I promised to protect your rights. But I want to keep this strictly about politics.
14 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 02:40
Quoted by: >>15
Are you gonna be bros with Putin?
15 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 03:02
>>14
I am a dealmaker and I want our country to grow. I built an empire starting from a small loan, very small loan, and look at what I have right now. I am ready to make deals with everybody, but it has to be very clear that I don't want our balls to touch. America doesn't want another 8 years of Barack Obama.
16 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 04:18
Quoted by: >>17
Does this mean that Putin is gonna... put it in you?
17 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 04:35
Pathetic >>16 tells overused jokes. Sad!
18 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 04:47
Quoted by: >>19,20
What're you going to do about Kim Jong Un?
19 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 05:18
Quoted by: >>21,27
>>18
I'm going to feed him cheesecake until he has a fatal stomach cramp. Then I'll coronate my son Barron to be the new dictator of the North Korean People's Democratic Republic.
20 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 05:22
Quoted by: >>26,27
>>18
I just got a phone call from Pyongyang. We talked about Jeb. Kim asked me if he could borrow him for a couple of nuclear tests, but after he learned how low energy Jeb is, they settled on holding him hostage for a while and film the whole thing. Granted, it's North Korea, so don't expect anything over 144p, but it will make for a more realistic experience. In exchange for that, we will pay two months worth of their bills. The movie will be hosted on all the best video sharing websites, generating a tremendous amount of ad revenue, you won't even believe it.
21 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 05:24
Quoted by: >>27
>>19 is very dishonest and trying to impersonate me. Sad!
22 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 07:11
Quoted by: >>23
Wow, you actually sound like him! Are you just editing his quotes?
23 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 13:07
>>22
Donald here.
24 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 15:48
Quoted by: >>25
hey dolan y u so meen 2 gooby?
25 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 16:35
>>24
Great question. I've never been mean to him. I think it's a great guy, really a great guy, and we have been friends for so long. But looking at what the democrats have been saying about me, I understand why you would think that. They spent a lot of money, huge amount of money believe me, just to attack me. Now, I could have done the same, I could have said some very nasty things about Hillary, her husband, her coughing fits, but I'm a gentleman, ok? I won fairly. I won and I won and I won and I won. But that's just how the press is, they are in the hands of political lobbyist. They were pushing an agenda the all time and you know how those things work, right? Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing.
26 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 17:58
Quoted by: >>27
>>20 is very dishonest and trying to imitate me. Sad!
27 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 18:14
>>19
>>20
>>21
>>26
The people who are with me 100% know that you shouldn't listen to any of these people. They are all very dishonest. Sad!
28 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 19:33
I voted for trump, he'll be a good vipper.
29 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 19:36
Trump have bisected tongue, he'll be a good viper.
30 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-12 22:43
Trump has clean skills, he'll be a good wiper.
31 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-13 03:23
Quoted by: >>32,33
Donald you don't really hate diet Coke do you?
32 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-13 03:54
>>31
No, I don't. I just said that I've never seen a thin person drinking it. We have a lot of fat people in this country, can we all agree on that? Now, fat people, they have a serious problem, they have a tremendous problem with gout. I say, build a wall around them. And in that wall there's going to be a big, beautiful door, where they can get drinks and food from, but it has to be healthy.
33 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-13 03:54
>>31
Y'know, I've had a lot of people ask me that. I don't really hate it at all, Diet Coke's a tremendous drink, Coke's a tremendous company, I drink their products myself. But, you know, I could stand to lose a few pounds, and believe me, you can say that about anybody who likes Diet Coke.
34 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-13 14:24
Quoted by: >>35
Aww, don't worry about being fat, I'm sure you'll be the best hippoPOTUS ever.
35 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-13 18:39
>>34
That's not a question. I'm here to answer your questions. It's not like I don't have better things to do with my time. In fact, I probably could have bought at least ten buildings in the time. So let me ask you a question instead: are you wearing any safety pin right now?
36 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-13 21:21
Quoted by: >>39
Does your son know how to slav-squat yet?
37 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 00:47
Quoted by: >>39
Hey Donald, what do you think about doing another reality show like "The Apprentice?" It could be called "The Cabinet" and attractive people with strong personalities could compete on camera to win cabinet positions.
38 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 00:50
Quoted by: >>40
YOU SHIT IN THE FUCKIN' TOILET?

DID YOU SHIT IN THE FUCKIN' TOILET AND PUT ALL THAT TOILET PAPER IN THERE?
39 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 01:12
>>36
Our country is a disaster and you care about my family? Sad!

>>37
Great idea. However, in order to show that I don't hold grudges, I'd like to give Rosie O'Donnell a chance to do something and I don't think anything where being attractive is a prerequisite fits her.
40 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 01:18
>>38
DISGUSTANG!
41 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 07:00
Quoted by: >>42
Why are you such a flatus-blasting rooster scrotum?
42 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 07:53
Quoted by: >>43
>>41
High energy, I like that! Don't waste it all here though, you need a lot of stamina to play hockey!
43 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 09:41
Quoted by: >>44
>>42
Insinuate all you like, Orange Emperor -- I won't be driven into Canada by the likes of you. Besides, I'm european.
44 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 10:19
>>43
I just met Farage, tremendous guy! Quite a long journey, but don't you worry, with all that energy you've got, I'm sure you can make it to Winnipeg!
45 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-14 23:02
Quoted by: >>46
What makes you so much better than the dinosaur at answering questions, anyway?
46 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-15 00:31
>>45
I'm bigger and hornier! Sad!
47 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-15 03:35
Quoted by: >>48
Do you support eating poo-poo?
48 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-15 05:44
>>47
I did eat Mexican food, once.
49 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-15 20:23
Quoted by: >>50
God Emperor, do you listen to the Daily Shoah?
50 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-16 12:53
Quoted by: >>51
>>49
I don't know what you are talking about. I don't listen to podcasts. I am a very busy person, I don't have the time. That's a weird question though, I bet (((somebody))) instructed you to ask me that! Sad!
51 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-16 16:04
>>50
: ^ (
52 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-16 16:34
Quoted by: >>54
What do you think of Mai-chan's Daily Life?
53 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-16 18:28
Quoted by: >>55
What will you do with Alex Jones now he's friends with those in power?
54 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-16 18:52
>>52
The plot and storyline were good, the characters were solid but some things I just couldn't stomach. Listen, I'm all for people who take risks, ok? I think people who aren't afraid of expressing themselves are what we really need right now. But things like the tiger one? That was horrible. I mean just look at how it's drawn. All those muscles and that tiny head? When did tigers started taking steroids. No, I really want to know. I traveled all over the world and I've never seen such a disproportionate head. That tiger had probably been bullied all its life for its microcephaly. Now, think for a moment about how you would feel. Wouldn't you just go around mauling someone as soon as you can? And look at how people might react! They would just think you are at fault and give you an even harder time! There's no backstory, no nothing! That really affected me. So, now you know why on some of the debates I wasn't as high energy as I usually am. All in all, I give it a 6.5/10 because despite the overall positive vibes you might get from the entire thing, that moment conveys a really negative message to the younger audiences and aspiring authors.
55 Name: VIPPER 2016-11-16 20:16
>>53
In my first 100 days I will demand everybody in congress be taught how to build their own water filters. Every smart person nowadays already knows the dangers associated with not owning one and we cannot be the stupid country anymore.
56 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-25 04:14
Quoted by: >>57
Do you get more or less pussy now that you're president?
57 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-25 16:37
>>56
I have power over every pussy in the country. Women are so attracted to me, even when they are marching against me they think about their pussies. Meanwhile, weak Bill Clinton has to content himself perving on my wife and my daughter! Pathetic!
58 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-26 04:00
Quoted by: >>59
How do you intend to get Mexico to pay the US back for the wall?
59 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-26 14:57
>>58
I'm going to challenge every Juan and Ricardo to an arm wrestling match. I win, they pay.
60 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-28 20:38
Quoted by: >>62
Why didn't you ban saudi arabia?
61 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-29 13:05
Quoted by: >>62
How many nukes?
62 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-31 22:34
Quoted by: >>63
>>60
I didn't ban any country. This is just more FAKE NEWS. It is my job to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children, which is what this temporary measure is all about.

>>61
Enough to Make Japan Green Again
63 Name: VIPPER 2017-01-31 23:40
Quoted by: >>65
>>62
I didn't ban any country. This is just more FAKE NEWS.
I would say this is an obvious troll, but I honestly don't know anymore. :(
Why wasn't Saudi Arabia included in executive order 13769 which suspends entry of nationals from 7 islamic countries. The order was made to prevent "radical islamic terrorists" from coming to the United States, yet Saudi Arabia was not included despite 15 of the 19 attackers of 9/11 being from from Saudi Arabia.
64 Name: VIPPER 2017-02-01 06:06
Blax?
65 Name: VIPPER 2017-02-01 14:33
Quoted by: >>66
>>63
I would say this is an obvious troll
That is absurd
I honestly don't know anymore
>>1
66 Name: VIPPER 2017-02-01 16:52
>>65
Haha, I guess I should say I don't know if this is trolling used to purport someone's political views. I feel like that happens, but maybe I'm just falling for it. Such a confusing world.
67 Name: VIPPER 2017-02-01 19:32
Quoted by: >>68
Can you prove that you're not a Reptiloid?
68 Name: VIPPER 2017-02-01 22:43
>>67
Can YOU prove you're not?
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