Great start to a great thread !!

Number 2 comin through with the whole damn crew, I'm boutta pop a VIP cap in your ass and fuckin screw ya bitch!!!

>>2
YOU THIEF! YOU DAMN THIEF!

JACKSON 5 GET

PINGAS

Something Awful still exists?

www

Føhynaren.

>>11
nice dubs

peanut allergy people ruin everything

peanut butter sugar bombs

>>12
I know one of them now and they are super painful to interact with

Tomboy-chan up there looks like she'd inadvertently rip my dick off

I fucking love peanut butter.

Peanut butter based weaponry

nuts taste bad, I say we just get rid of them.

Nice plants

I swear the Shiva summon in Granblue Fantasy sounds like he says "hiney kiss" in his summon speech.

I wonder if Cags, Ayer, and Makira are still a valid dirt team?

Makira is super cute.

I wonder if Cags, Ayer, and Makira are still a valid dirt team.
Is anything here any good?
https://gbf.wiki/Collection_Tracker#o3w1;SAAASAAAAQAgCAAAAAAAAZIASAAAAAAAAIAEAAAgCBAAAQAAAAAAAAIEAQAACYAEAAIAAQAA;CYAkCZIkCQIACQIACYAgAAAgAAAAQIAAAQAAAQAAAJAEABAAAJAAQAIgCAAAAAAAAQAAABAAAIIAAAAAAAAgAAAgAAAACAIAAAAkCZAEQAAAAAAAAAAE;SJAAQZIASYIgSYIkSZIkARIgSYAkSZIkQAAA;ABAAAIAEABAAABIgQAIAAIAkAAAAAQAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAABAAAAAEAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAIIAABAAABAAAAAgAAAAAAAAAIAAARAAQQAA;SYIkSQAgCZIgCRAgQQAgSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAA;ABAACIAECIAgARAAQAIA

Makira is super cute.

If you were to taste my nuts, >>18-san, I'm sure you'd find them delicious.

Wow. That is ROBOTNIK. Racist, Oniphobic, Fascist, Ignorant crap. It makes me sick. Inhuman. VILE! NO!

Frøhstrømbrølledykkhereij.

Hey VIPPER does your crew have an openning?

Rest in piece, Billy Herrington

>>26
See that >>17 guy over there? Kill him, and you're in.

>>27
That's a red herrington.

I AM IN NEED OF A NEW FRESH COOL VIPTRONIC

>>30
LET'S

Geez, I didn't think a passing wiseacre comment about the voice acting in Granblue would generate that much interest, but...

>>22
I haven't played long or seriously enough to tell you what's a 'pro' party or anything. My main's a wind party with Carmelina (SSR), Rosetta (SR) and Karteira (SR). They seem to do pretty well if the captain's set to Bishop class to fill the healer role but there's no special synergy of abilities with them or anything. You have a lot more draws than I do and most of what I see overlapping with my deck are the mediocre R-class characters that you generally don't want to use unless you're required to (or have nothing better).

>>26
Dunno? I just accepted joining the first crew that scouted me, heh. It's Moon Tree if you wanted to look into it.

Since it's on the topic, I guess I'll throw this here too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrU-PU5Ket0

This thread needs cuter bumps

>>33
Is this cute enough for you? →/saovq/images/88/bear.gif

>>33
Banpu~ :3c

I'm a man and only bump in a manly way.

Banpasu

horsiontal lines

Conroy Banpasu

Hello a lainon linked me here, nice place

Fartazoid was here

Murghlewerthbedeyijn.

whoop whoop that's the sound of the police

No, no, those bumps aren't cute at all, b-baka

hello net travellers :)

let me feel the power that could rip me to shreds

Nyonk.

Asspizza

>>48
Legendary toilet pizza!

ty no nie wiem jak tam twoja szmaciura jebana zrogowaciala niedzwiedzica co sie kurwi pod mostem za wojaka i siada kurwa na butle od vanisha i kurwe w taczce pijana wozili po osiedlu wiesz o co chodzi mnie nie przegadasz bo mi sperme z paly zjadasz frajerze zrogowacialy frajerska chmuro chuj ci na matule i jebac ci starego.

A tak serio to pipki, dzbany, puste łby... gwałcę am matki.

Chuj wam w dupe za zbanowanie mojego Ziomka Wiktora Roznocha.

Nie pozdrawiam pustej Administracji.

ELOOOO

It irks me sometimes that it seems like every word to mean 'sexy in a way that's not skinny but not outright fat either' has also been co-opted by people using it to mean 'actually outright fat and passing it off as sexy'.

depressed and drinking heavily

you ever feel lonely even around people?

there are so many amazing people in the world you will never meet

you will never meet the person who would be your perfect best friend

you will never meet the person who would be your perfect spouse

you will never work for the company that'd be the perfect fit for you

I'm posting in this thread twice in one day whatcha gonna do about it?

dude vodka lmao

>>51
I too believe the modern usage of “thicc” is abhorrant and disgusting. Just because I want an ass on a girl doesn’t mean I want Little Miss Thunder Thighs.

mama the image board looks ok in netsurf but the regular board is broken ;_;

farting goblin

Micropenis Moose

>>51
It's not my fault you aren't attracted to fat women.

>>55
I love thunder thighs and a large butt but no cellulite pls.

Wide hips are best hips, and with those come the butt.

Thoughts on mumble rap?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumble_rap

>>61
mup da doo didda bix nood muhfugga

Henreader draws very soft and squishy girls

Thunder thighs! You're gonna make me post in the lewd thoughts thread!

>>32
Well friendo you convinced me to return to playing during all these gib me dats. Here is the result of two days of roulette. Hope for more good luck.
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Post your characters

Almost forgot

Soft and squish!?

Harro everynyan. How are you? Fine, sank you.

EEBERIINYANG

hail seitan

Ayer, Sara, Mahira
Titan
UltFist
Emnity grid
2 4* Baihu fists maleus
FLB Andelius
Baha knife coda
Dirt STRONK

omaiga

hind, bosom, hind and bosom

On a scale of 1 to 10, how depressed are you?

I wish I were a burd

You look like Mori.

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

NIGGERS

Germans don't have an equivalent to the concept of an anorak, in the sense akin to what Japan calls otaku, because in Germany anoraks are called professionals.

Every damn day, you understand?! It's a lifestyle!

Myongumyungi.

"Your throat here" and what you are going to tickle someone? I remember when tattoos where things tough guys had. Not twig boys the sit to pee and wear hipster glasses. It's like these were the people that were thirteen year old internet tough guys a decade ago, only they never grew up and never pulled that shit in real life. So they continued through their lives without having a shit test and actually grew to believe their own bullshit.

>>79
My concept of an anorak is a jacket.

I think some people enjoy getting mad on the internet. They specifically seek out things that will upset them. But why?

>>84
I suspect it has less to do with the feeling of being mad per se as it does the opportunity to yell at someone about how "wrong" they are.

>>82
The real question is, why does he have a kareha mark on his arm?

The internet is a place where people disrespect others for not putting things in their buttholes.

Are you tired of trying to kill your victims and they escape because you're too slow? Are you angrier than before because you just can't seem to make a good, classic, stylish kill? Well look no further! With Spirit and no Law Co.'s new product, "Catastrophically Convenient Car Crash", you can say goodbye to Protagonists always trying to escape as they say hello to a brand new automobile to the back of their everything! It crashes, it smashes, it trashes, and it can be yours with the low price of 99.99! WHAT A SOUL STEAL! If you buy now, it comes with a free, fresh "No! I've tripped and now the ghost is going to kill meeeee!" Straight from the victim's mouths! Smile with joy as you find your damsels tripping over their high heels, jocks getting their feet caught in roots, photographers taking a selfie with a good ol' #NOWAITDON'TKILLME-! Fun for all ages! Even the kids can smile gleefully as they learn where to put their first knife in the body, and it will be all thanks to you and your purchase of "Catastrophically Convenient Car Crash" and "No! I've tripped and now the ghost is going to kill meeee!"

SpiritandnoLawCo.takesnoresponsibilityforanybanishmentsand/orfailedmurdersbecauseofahero'sstrokeofluckpleaseuseresponsiblynorefunds.

Secret Arena of Violent Quake

We should have bullied mittens more. She was obnoxious as fuck, but the worst part was that she got so offended people didn't like her that she used her pussy pass to take her orbitors with her when she left. I respect people who can just post and not have to bring their identity the internet in order to gain attention.
btw im gril

In Civilization, nuclear missiles explode on enemy cities and land safely on yours for refueling.

Skipped a college class today so I could sleep more.

It was world sleep day today, so that action was warranted.

phagot

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, a.k.a. the holiday when people think the Irish are just drunks who wear green and look like leprechauns. Alcohol is lame anyway. But yeah, this it totally not insensitive at all. Also, you’re supposed to pinch people if they’re not wearing green? Not cool. Unwanted physical contact, especially when it’s intended to be (slightly) painful, is not okay.

Then again, everything else is really messed up these days, so in the grand scheme of things, an offensive misrepresentation of a holiday isn’t that important.

This isn't the "ctrl+v cringe from elsewhere on the internet" thread

Niger

bags are strange

scoop of poop

Green clothes are pretty lame but I have a cool green hat.

>>100
Top o' the mornin' ye blarney bugger

Just exercisin' my accumulator

eternal january

eternal september

My girlfriend sent me a cute picture of her. Back to the lewd thoughts thread I go!

that feel when you're watching something that has a stomach growl sound effect and for a moment you're not sure if it's your own stomach

the weather's finally turning cold

I thought Faygo was funny even before I knew about the juggalo thing because it sounds like a portmanteau of gay and fag.

ratta tat tat i'm a big fat cat

>>106
stomach.wav, I can smell it a nanosecond away

GNU make, why are you such a slut?

Blake Stone was rather gay

People in my building are still making noise even though it’s 1:30am. I have to get up at 6...

hrrk hrrk... hrrk hrrk...

Sllllluurrrrrrp

Give your waitress a tip, but only for a minute

gentle bump

A quickie with a 50s diner waitess is my fetish

this site is stuck in the past

My fiendish plot is nearly cornpleted

Catch a pussy on the maaain road!!

The yeast of thots and mind.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61463113

This artist seriously made 52 illustrations detailing a girl struggling to poop.

>>123
No VIPPER, click works, that artist seriously made several hundred illustrations detailing a girl struggling to poop.

>>124
that too

The year is 2020. Mark Zuckerberg has been elected as president. Facebook now affects your credit score.

The iPhone 23 is out and it costs $2,000. Your local files have been encrypted by ransomware and you need to pay Bitcoin to decrypt them. Your cloud files have been leaked in a massive data breach, airing out all your dirty laundry for everyone to see. A UEFI rootkit reinstalls itself even after you do a fresh OS install. Also your network cameras are on Shodan and your router is mining Monero. Your smart shoes require you to listen to a 10 second audio advertisement before they automatically lace themselves up. The pro edition of the smart shoes is ad-free but it costs $300 more and you live on ramen and Soylent meal replacement shakes so you can’t afford it. Your smart TV is part of an IoT botnet because it no longer gets security updates because the manufacturers want you to buy a new one. Your website is broken because it relies on a now-defunct JS library that you used the official CDN for instead of hosting it locally. Your favorite software has switched to a monthly subscription business model and it requires an internet connection to run at all. Spammers have your phone number and email address because your friend installed a “free” game from the App Store that wouldn’t run unless they gave it permission to access their contacts. Natural language processing and machine learning can de-anonymize all your old cringey internet posts. GoFundMe is your health insurance provider. Automation will take your job — driverless cars are just the beginning. Your neighbor won’t shut up about Kubernetes and blockchains. Homeless people use Venmo and Patreon. Your friend on Twitter is actually a bot made by a computer science student doing a project on neural networks. It will be deleted soon after they graduate (lowers their AWS bill) so they can spend the next 30 years concentrating on paying off their student loan debt and being too depressed to enjoy personal projects anymore. By the time you are familiar with current tech, it will be outdated and you will need to learn new things that will be very time-consuming and difficult.

Welcome to the future. It sucks!

yo bby u wan sum fuk

How many lolis could feasibly fit inside a metal cargo container?

Doing dev in a deadman's town
The first game I made was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dev that's not seen that much
and you spend half your life just making shit up

Be at the GDC
I wanna be at the GDC
I wanna be at the GDC
Be at the GDC

Got in a little gaming jam
Where I put a blaster in your hand
Send you off to a foreign land
To go and kill the purple man

Be at the GDC
I wanna be at the GDC
I wanna be at the GDC
Be at the GDC

Come back to the office space
HR says "You're not diverse enough"
Went down to social services
They said "White man, don't you understand"

Be at the GDC
I wanna be at the GDC
I wanna be at the GDC
Be at the GDC

I had a brother at Telltale Games
Fighting off the redundancies
They're still there, he's all gone
He had a waifu he loved in Touhou
I made a picture of him in her arms now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Making games that are reactionary
I'm ten years deving down the road
Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go

Be at the GDC
I wanna be at the GDC
Be at the GD
I'm an uncool daddy outside GDC
Be at the GDC
Be at the GDC
Be at the GDC
I'm the uncool daddy outside GDC

mup da doo didda bix nood muhfugga

>>131
Indeed, Bippaa

time to go fishing with my master bait

If I had any less of an erection, it'd be up my own ass.

I’m not even supposed to be here today.

Powerful foes lurk in these rooms!

The Showa era was twenty nine years ago.

violent violence

Enjoying violence

I am thoroughly disassociated from the essence of my being due to these antibiotics. I thought that the side-effect would not effect me, yet here I am watching these words flow out of my fingers as if in a drug-induced trance. Drugs are strange things and I cannot await the moment when I am released from its grasp.

DINGLE

DANGLE

Doom is a four-letter word.

I recorded music last night. We’ll see after the master if it’s VIP QUALITY.

unintelligent design

>>1
I almost thought that was a fish sucking that guy's face

>>146
I can't see it.

Muruganen.

regurgitated vokills

The time I realized I had become a neckbeard was when I discovered dried-up pizza sauce on my Thinkpad.

Potential fnancial trauma.

Flūrth.

spooks are real in the world of spooks

All I can feel is hate. Everywhere I look all I see is people wallowing in their own crapulence, buying into false dichotomies, agreeing with whatever dehumanizing policy allows them to keep their cummies and not think for themselves. People are willingly trading away their rights and freedoms for distractions and mindless self indulgence. I want to drink so god damned much just so, at least for a few hours, this pressure and desire to destroy everything just goes away. Destroy your nations, destroy your history, destroy your culture, serve with absolute loyalty whatever corporately mandated distraction is the fad of the hour. Become trendhopping cattle to be herded along and fattened up until the slaughter comes. Oh, you noticed what is going on? Great why don't you just lock yourself away here so that we can let you rant and rave with the insane and discredit everything you say so you can still serve us as controlled opposition. You don't like that jackboot on your throat? Well we will kill a bunch of the sheep so the rest of the sheep demand that more of their rights get taken away. I mean what can a bunch of peons with rifles do against a military? It's not like the largest standing army on earth hasn't been getting it's shit kicked in my peasants with small arms for the last 50 years. You don't need guns to protect yourself. That is what the police are for. The same police that you scream and howl about being murderous thugs that shoot down innocent men. Black Lives Matter, remember? Still uppity you fucking goyim? Well we will dump estrogen and psychotropic drugs in your water supply. Poison your food, water, air. We control the voices you listen to, the sights you see. You own nothing.. You are a slave, cattle, worthless. Nothing you do matters so don't even bother trying.. Starting to behave now? Good, make sure to mock and deride anyone that doesn't obey or serve as controlled opposition.

Don't think, feel.
And then you will be goyim.

penis

Wrong thread, "goyim"-chan

There's likening Israel's human rights situation to Apartheid, and then there's hatred of JEWS. Film at 11.

penis

penis

penis

penis

penis

penis

No more penises! Please!!!

And they all have their foreskins still on. Such nasty goyim

The kikes need to be destroyed.

The kites must be eradicated. I'm growing a tree in my backyard.

I'm posting this from Haiku.

What OS are you using?

わ～　精子の音～～

Nande?!

>>169
毎朝！煩い！！この国が嫌い！！

卵がいっぱいのタンクで怒る！！
駐されバイそれらを投げる！年金受給に卵を投げる

やわらかいやわらかいやわらかいやわらかい

happy easter fools

I want to VIPTRONIC and I want to RIGHT NOW!

NEET LYFE

BREAK TIME BREAK TIME BREAK TIME

I missed easter fools.

>>178
it's called april japes you fucking mongloid

>>179
At least the mongoloid fucks more than you do.

What're mid-spring shenanigans about?

penis

I need it to be warm, now. NOW!!

I am sick of being ill.

>>147
I can no longer not see it.

I got some angry advice yesterday that was very poignant. Sometimes humans only learn when the volume level rises.

My prick test came back positive. Does this mean I'm an asshole?

Mushypeas.

early 90s shareware games are great

Mustering.

mustarding

Muscarting

Bout to go to the gym and fuel my burning love!

>>193
Hunka' Hunka'

Musume.

OH GOD ITALO-DISCO VIPPER RELEASED HIS COVER OF AMAZING HORSE WITH HIS BAND NINE YEARS AGO. HE HAS MOVED ON TO A REAL LIFE AND REAL THINGS AFTER DOING STUFF LIKE MAKING A MUSIC VIDEO WITH 3.6 MILLION VIEWS AND ALL I HAVE DONE IN THE MEAN TIME IS BE COMMITED FOR TWO YEARS, TRY TO KILL MYSELF, AND END UP WITH ORGAN DAMAGE.

I have no dream no hopes, no aspersions. Most days I can't even get out of bed and I just think about dying. Italo-disco vipper probably put childish things behind him, fell in love, got a real job, and owns his own home. All I did was think of new ways for a person to kill himself.

Marisa Cosplayer, Reisen, Mittens, Suede tell me you are all here and you failed as hard as I did. Lie if you need to. The greatest achievement in my life can not be contributing the worst track to the worst VIPTRONIC album and killing a bunch of camel fuckers to ensure Israel can expand it's borders.

Shut up mittens, no one cares what a woman thinks.

baww

>>196
Who is this italo-disco vipper and where can I finded his stuff?

A couple decades ago when I was still a kid and most people's exposure to anime (if they had any at all) was through things like the Dic dub of Sailor Moon, I saw a product in a catalog that was pretty much a dakimakura without the pervy implications (i.e. nothing was printed on it, it was just a big blank pillow). It was called "the sleeping bean". I asked for one. I didn't get it. Apparently they're still manufactured too.

I am one with the two

Lewd 2hus are nice.
But it would be better if Suika were more represented.

2hus are not for lewd you cretin.

2hues are for cute and for lewd. Youkai friends.

>>196 Stay with us VIPPER, you are one of us and that is one of the greatest things to be

How hilarious, the JEW responds to a post of Menachem Begin by burying it.

Why so afraid of the truth, JEW?

Hush now. Let's obey the spammer, maybe he'll go away.

How likely is anyone to use a gopher BBS?

How likely is anyone to use a gopher BBS?

How likely is anyone to use a gopher BBS?

>>198
http://viptronic.org/

Checking out tonight Vippers. Please keep the Suika thread alive because she is a miracle and the only good thing in this world. Sayonara, arrivederci, aloha
I have to eat a shotgun barrel now.

>>210
Don't die alone, take the jewish spammer with you.

Ordinarily you'd take a dump and expect the postal courier to show up at exactly that time, right? Well, it doesn't work every time; only when it's inconvenient.

first time i am posting here today

I was intending to cut my stomach open using a short blade and then have an assistant cut my head off, but instead we and about ten of our pals ejaculated upon the same woman's face near-consecutively.

Today is my first and last

I am writing a Gopher server and client for fun, what should I call it? I'm thinking Phlegm

No, never mind, I don't want your opinion, I'm going to call it Phlegm

>>217
Link pls fampai

What if I don't want to fuck Harambe?

>>219
then the Harambe fucks you

Fuck all of you hiding on that his post. Put the truth out there. Free me of all this back talk sneaky shit.

My cousin lived in Boston for a while and she told me soda is cheaper than bottled water there. Was she telling the truth? Are there other parts of the US where it is cheaper?

Nya~n

>>218
This is one of only two internet places where I write words, I won't forget !

diu

>>223
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

We must debate this debate. Quit jerking off everyone.

>>227
no

>>224

What's the other one?

>>229
The Elitist Superstructure, of course,

Countdown to triggering in 3... 2... 1...

Someone go found a secret imageboard of JEWS quality

shinderu

Ｓｈｉｎｎでいるか。
死んでいるか。

The sun tanashone down.

7 - 1 = 20
When is this true?

Answer: Compiler errors

Something nice is growing.

Hatoba tsugu is too rapeable.

Buthelle.

I’M SLOWLY DYING EVERY DAY HELL YEAH

Let loose the pusi juice

GOT IN AT 12

STILL MANAGED TO DO MY EIGHT HOURS OF WORK

I AM FUCKING BENT OUT OF SH8P M8

Life is hard

Smart and good!

You don't tell me what to do.

why have pancakes when you can have flapjacks, much more fun to say

Pancake is the kind you make on a deep oven tray and cut into 16 squares. Flapjacks are what they eat around the campfire in sweeden.

Christ, what a long week. I can't wait for my gf to give me some more LEWD thoughts.

JAPECAKES
PANFLAPS

パート百/五

→/saovq/images/154/5d846f0d79eb137494083d936a90ba59.jpg
needs more Birdo

ugh

It's not alcoholism if it's just one beer a night, right?

>>253
one beer a night is actually under the safe limits for drinking- its, for one week , the alcohol equivilant of one beer a day, and not concentrated all into one or two days.
that said, it could still be alcoholism depending on you and why you do it. but its not dangerously unhealthy at least.

Gun gnus.

Why would a man walk when he could swim?

All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog

( ・-・)

How do you deal with impatience?

Wait it out.

University is called university because of the UNIVERSE of possibilities.

It's called university because they give you college education in exchange for an amount of debt equal to an entire universe. Take the knowledge you gain to travel through the multiverse and steal a universe's resources to temporarily satisfy the hunger of your university's orb god.

I am glad I don't have student debt. It makes my financial situation so much better.

I post on you every day. I *post* on you, every *day!* </Breen>

>>263

( ; _ ;)

>>263
I also have no student debt. No education either, but hey.

I have student debt, but it only costs me 9% of (my earnings - 15k) and it's annulled after 25 years (or 50, I forget) so it's really not a problem.

I like my wife

I enjoy having sex with >>268's wife.

Few things are sadder than two guys humping the same dakimakura.

Such as three guys humping the same dakimakura?

Where can I find two guys humping the same dakimakura? Please respond.

>>272
see >>268 & >>269

Dakimakuras will never love you back.

That's because of being 3D, not room temperature.

How many people really mean 2008-2012 when talking about "the early 2000s", I wonder.

Probably as many who mean the 1910s when they talk about "early 1900s"

Gothmog's groin

I remember the early 1900s like it wasn't even a decade ago

Pah keetup tonnement. Don' rudeh be a shpyat.

goblins only eat vegetables, that's why they turn people into vegetables and then eat them

If surgeons can put a dick on a woman, can they also put a second dick on a man?

Anyone notice how Livin' On A Prayer and Bananarama's Venus are basically the same song?

>>282
Sure, but where would it fit?

>>284
Above the real thing in an over/under sort of setup.

>>284
Well there isn't much other use for the forehead so

Hard-on! Apply directly to forehead! Hard-on!

N sidarap sidar n sidarap sidar
nfunk nfunk nfunk nfunk

Give me the strength. Give me the strength!!!

The grind will never end

get molested by an angry Care Bear

He's here.

Give me the weigth! Give me the widht!!

Murlescke.

puppy bitch

fartazoid was here

Raught the train. Phewe.

hello

こんばんは

6.66

Bucklerthy.

fagina

I almost forgot, every fucking day! I'm so ashamed!

i hate colds

i hate hots

Hottenthots.

Today is my birthday. My girl's mad at me, my university's shit, and I don't even have time to do drugs!!

>>307
Kill yourself.

まあ、アメリカ人のバーベキューへの思い入れは凄まじいものがあるからな。
海外赴任中に取引先のデブに、ディナー奢ったお礼に誘われて、嫌々行ってみたんだが、
まず肉が凄い。キロ単位で塊で買ってくる。手土産に持ってった肉をみて「それじゃ足りないよ、
貧乏人」という顔をする。ｴｺﾉﾐｯｸアニマルはいつまでも肉食には慣れないらしい、みたいな。
絶対、その肉4キロより、俺が買ってきた肉500gの方が高い。っつうか、それほぼ脂身じゃねえか。
で、デブが肉を切る。やたら切る。不良風のデブ娘とデブ息子もこのときばかりは親父を尊敬。
普段、目もあわせないらしいガキがダディクールとか言ってる。郷ひろみか？　畜生、氏ね。
鉄板も凄い、まず汚ねぇ。こげとかこびりついてる。　洗え。洗剤で洗え。つうか買い換えろ。
で、やたら焼く。焼いてデブ一家で食う。良い肉から食う。ゲストとかそんな概念一切ナシ。
ただただ、食う。デブが焼いて、デブがデブ家族に取り分ける。俺には回ってこない。畜生。
あらかた片付けた後、「どうした食ってないじゃないか？」などと、残った脂身を寄越す。畜生。
で、ﾃﾞﾌﾞ一家、5ｷﾛくらい肉を食った後に、みんなでﾀﾞｲｴｯﾄｺｰｸとｶﾛﾘｰｶｯﾄのビールを飲む。
「今日は僕も飲んじゃう」とかﾃﾞﾌﾞ息子が言う。おまえ、酒どころか絶対薬やってるだろ？
ﾃﾞﾌﾞ娘も「ああ、酔っちゃった、あなた素敵ね」とか言う。こっち見んな、殺すぞ。
デブ妻が「太っちゃったわね」とか言って、デブ夫が「ｶﾛﾘｰｾﾞﾛだから大丈夫さ」とか言う。
ｱﾒﾘｶﾝｼﾞｮｰｸの意味がわかんねえ。畜生、何がおかしいんだ、氏ね。

まあ、おまえら、アメリカ人にバーベキュー誘われたら、要注意ってこった。

wwwww

>>308
I didn't do it!

>>307
Woah yesterday was my birthday too. Are you me from an alternate dimension?

>>312
They say all the greatest VIPPERS are Taurus.

I wonder who the other guy from fungame is but I also don't want to know.

100 Seig, Makira, Brodia, Aletheia, 100 Cags
5 4* Yggs swords, SSR Uriel fist, dirt Atma Sword Tirum, Baka Gun Coda, True Xeno Harp. ZA GLORY Gran with 200 dirt Ridill
4* Yggs main, 0* Brodia Summon, 2* Medusa, 3* Baal, 4* Gilgamesh

This is as ready as I am going to get for GW unless they release a True Xeno Sword for dirt in a few days

Fenyuu.

I'm on TV talkin' like it just you & me.

Piness is always so much more enjoyable

Don't be a rude dude. Be a rad lad.

fags

cigarillos

meerschaum pipes

hallo

<something witty here>

Attack On Torso

lorg pnis

Patrick Little for California!

Unit price 6.66

We demand palestine solidarity

Is this your penis?

This story takes place in 1996, way back when mice still had balls.

The age of men is over

Now is the age of dragons!

Fuck school! I'm gonna go to the beach, baby!

WHO DARES DEFILE NYANPASU

Nyanpasu is shit. Shiiiit!

defile nyanpassu

I'm just trying to pasu on through.

faux pasu

Awareness of the corruption we are not allowed to name at the heart of western civilization is soul crushing.. I believe the negros call it "woke."

TIL what "blumpkin" means.

The fuck is this? We could've been literally exporting semen?!

Americans are all made of corn anyway. Like 95% of American food comes from corn.

listening to microtonal music

66 errors, a new personal best!

When someone names the corruption we are not allowed to name at the heart of western civilization immediately after you declared you were not allowed to name it.

可愛い子猫ちゃんと僕が一緒にねる。くすぐったいです。眠れない。おはすみなさい

よい夢 を

Sweet, sweet cornuption. What better way to sell our world to infidels.

I still desire the subject list to be on the top!!!

What if red and blue are actually best friends but they feel pressured to live up to societies expectations and so conform and forced into an adversarial relationship.

Ohayooooo!! It's time to take another final, Studentto-kuuuun!!!

This is radical. This is like, evolution 2.0.

Sweet, sweaty sweaters.

>>352
Sensei-sensei!! I've been waiting for this!!! Please bring it on yoroshiku onegaishimasu!!!

VIPPING frm heaven
maybe hell

The dangling of phalluses

You ever smooch so much your tongue gets sore?

P / A / T / R / I / C / K * L / I / T / T / L / E

German Democratic People's Republic

Gross Domestic Product Revolting

Okay kid, you've gone and seen your parents having fist sex, it's time to teach you about longjmp().

You've made it to the end, Studentto-Chan. Until next fall, sayonara!

>>358
It usually happens when you smooch a p*say for too long, honey.

シャム場

>>358,364
Weaklings!

Tomorrow is the day I think.

Today was tomorrow yesterday.

An adult Renchon reflecting on her nyanpast.

Today I broke a plate while washing it up. It cut me, but I feel manly.

Hello, it's my first time visiting.

Wind from the north, a fresh breeze of chemotherapy

I'm writing a song. It'll be pretty cool when finished.

Shrumbelerth.

I have spent ten years on SAOVQ in it's various forms. I still don't get it.

>>375
Because you are illiterate.

/img/212
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Kenji is that you

>>375
Don't think, feel.

From: mal11@po.CWRU.Edu (Matthew A. Lewis)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll,rec.music.misc
Date: 29 Dec 91 21:20:19 GMT
Subject: Offensive Rock Band Names

My parents found this and gave it to me. These are all real bands.
I have seen some of them in concert! Although they may offend a few
(I personally don't use language like this) [I do! --Rsk ],
many of them are quite funny. Enjoy.

[ Many of them were obviously deemed to be "offensive" by ultraconservative
rightwing bozos. ---Rsk ]

A Linguistic Taxonomy
by Joe Salmons and Monica Macaulay

4-Skins
17 Pygmies[ What, being short is offensive? ]
1000 Homo DJs
Aborted at Line 6[ Sounds like an awk(1) diagnostic to me.]
Afterbirth
Agnostic Front
Alien Sex Fiend[ I once knew a girl... ]
Art Phag
Autistics
Baby Jesus Hitler[ Confusing cultural icons ]
Bad Religion
Battered Wives
Beat Nigs
Bhopal Stiffs
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
Bitch Magnet
Black Market Babies
Blessed Virgins
Bloody Mess and the Skabs
Blind Idiot God
Boat People
Bob on This
Bollock Brothers
Bone Orchard
Bulimia Banquet
Butthole Surfers
Buzzcocks
C*nts
Cancerous Growth
Capital Punishment
Carniverous Buttock Flies
Catholic School Boys from Hell [DeSmet Jesuit High, class of '74 -right here!]
Chainsaw Dawg
Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers[ Doesn't this sound like a band that
Hunter S. Thompson needs to be in? ]
Christian Death
Circle Jerks
Claude Come and the IVs
Clit Boys
Clive Pig & the Hopeful Chinamen
Closet Negros
Cocks in Stained Satin
Condemned to Death
Contractions[ I'm sorry, I don't get this one at all. ]
Coolies
Corpse Grinders
Cramps
Crippled Pilgrims
Crucifucks
Cycle Sluts from Hell
Dayglo Abortions
Dead Can Dance
Dead Hippies
Dead Kennedys
Dead Oswalds
Dead Milkmen
Death of Samantha
Death Piggy
Deep Wound
Deviants
Dicks
Discharge
Doggy Style[ Also happens to be the name of a beer ... ]
Drunk Injuns
Elvis Hitler[ More confusing cultural icons ]
F- Word
False Prophets
Fartz [ I get it - like "Starz" ]
Fearless Iranians from Hell
Fetus Productions
Flaming Fuckheads
Flaming Mussolinis
Foetus Interruptus
Fredy Fetus & the Abortions
Fried Abortions
Fudge-packers
FU's
GG Allin and the Scumfucs
Gay Cowboys in Bondage
Gaye Bykers on Acid
Geile Tiere
Gigolo Aunts
Hard-ons
Hweads on Sticks
Hollywood Autopsy
Homo Picnic
Homosexuals
House of Freaks
Impulse Manslaughter
Inbred
Inca Babies
Jack Rubies
Jerry's Kids[ Hmmm. I think we really need to re-evaluate
this "offensive" criteria. Maybe what was meant
"politically incorrect if you happen to be a terminally
conservative idiot". Whoops, got political! ]
Jesus Chrysler
Johnny Vomit
Killer Pussy
Killing Joke
Leather Nun
Les Blank's Amazing Pink Holes
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lost Cherees
Lubricated Goat
Man Sized Action
MDC
Meat Beat Manifesto
Mighty Sphincter
My Bloody Valentine
My Dad is Dead
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Naked Raygun
Napalm Death
Necropolis of Love
Necros
Neurotic Arseholes
New Roger Diarrhea
Nurse with Wound
Part-time Christians
Peace Corpse
Penetrators
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Phantom Limbs
Pink Fairies
Pope Paul Pot
Poster Children
Pussy Galore[ Character from a James Bond flick, I think ]
Rapemen
Raw Meat
Retarded Elf
Reverb Motherfuckers
Revolting Cocks
Richard Hell & the Voidoids
Root Boy Slim & the Sex Change Band[ Weird band... they did "Christmas
at K-Mart" ]
Rotting Corpses
Sarcastic Orgasm[ There's a joke in here, I just can't find it. ]
Schleimkeim
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
Screaming Dead
Screaming Fetus
Seemen
Severed Heads
Sex Gang Children
Sex Pistols
Sharon Tate's Baby
Sic F*cks
Single Bullet Theory[ Is this band doing the soundtrack for "JFK"? ]
Slits
Slow Children
Smegma
Southern Death Cult
Soviet Sex[ Not offensive...unless you're Ronald Reagan.]
Specimen
Spermbirds
Spit
Stains
Stranglers
Strangulated Beatoffs
Stretch Marks
Suicidal Tendencies
Tar Babies
Tex and the Horseheads
Throbbing Gristle
Thrownups
Tragic Mulatto
Trotsky Icepick
Tupelo Chain Sex
Vatican Commandos[ Aaaaiyeeeee! Dominus Vobiscum Kick Ass! ]
Verbal Abuse[ "I came here for an argument." ]
Vibrators
Violent Apathy
Violent Children
Violent Femmes
Vomit and the Zits
Vomit Launch
Vomitorium
Yeastie Girls[ Is that like the Beastie Boys? ]

I like a programming language that lets you do something the hacky way, but when you try to push the limit of your hacky solution to add something extra, it actually stops you and makes you undo the hackiness in a way that makes the proper way easy to do (and therefore the extra stuff you wanted to do is easier too), instead of letting you put more hacks in to work around the problems from the original hacks.

saovq/1521331993/47-san how is that an embarassing post? If the only thing that isn't absolutely true about it is that it is closer to 95% than it's hardly cringy.

Myo~n

Baryo~n

"Super AIDS with cancer" is so 2003 4feem.

>>380
Like what?

We are in late 90s early 00s nostalgia mode. I have kopipe the ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS: around the internet recently and in general it received unironic support. Get with the times, grandpa

>>380
To start with a counter-example: I can come up with a shitty taxonomy on the fly in something like C#, and maybe end up with a collection of Rectangles somewhere. But then I realize I need to keep a Triangle, and instead of forcing me to come up with a proper way of storing shapes, it lets me ram a triangle into the collection and downcast it out afterwards. Great, now I might as well have an Object[], but it's too late to try to fix the collection because 90% of the rest of the code assumes that any collection contains rectangles, and I've already had to downcast Rectangle everywhere else anyway.

Interestingly you might think I might think Haskell solves this problem, but it usually goes too far the other way. It forces me to have a collection of Shape, but at the same time might require Shape manipulation to be in a monad, which I have to weave around everywhere and... oh, I'm already working in 5 different monads in varying combinations elsewhere, so I can't shoehorn this one in as well. Haskell works best when you already know exactly how you're going to design it.

What prompted the comment was Rust, where the default mode is "you can't reference this over here because it outlives that other thing", but to just get something working you can bypass most of the lifetime system by spraying .clone() everywhere. It still works, it's just a bit slower, and you can go back and change it once you're happy with the actual overall design (not a feature of the above two scenarios, because the C# example makes everything brittle and buggy, and the Haskell example just means it will never compile).

Oh, with the actual scenario, I could change the collection type to an enum of Rectangles and Triangles, and would only have to fix the errors that come up in the compiler. If that required some new mutation, whatever, just shove it in a box until I can be bothered to pepper &mut everywhere. And so on. It won't force a change that results in a bug, and it won't force me to rewrite the whole program.

EU creating a link tax law and forcing an upload filter law this month.

Not for the faint of heart, nor the taint of fart.

Take me to Darth Vader's hugbox!

i post
i post again

Every fucking day!

grab the tench and hit the bench

i want a VIPPER boyfriend so that I can call him Daddycool

In the minds of the main mattering men the speed up before the slow down is all in the art of the artiface.

Pancake AREIOLIAS, fool!

I'm so tired. Fuck.

The only thing sweeter than 400GET itself is its anticipation.

(Bad request)

Me on left

Pineapple in ramen

Me irl

Well, well...

Oh, we'll see.

no

We will see, indeed!

Funglerthenberthy.

Let loose! Pet goose! Tighten the sunday noose!

Choose the goose. Noose the loose ooze, douse the mousy house, and browse the goatse.

I've had 21thChromosomeFox as a username in my head for at least a dozen years, but I've never been man enough to sign up to anything with it. So I'm letting you have it, VIPPERS

Summer's hot and I want a cold fish to suck on my face like the guy in the OP

I could do for some cold fish sucking as well, but that's a thought for the lewd thoughts thread.

I've never wanted to suck a cold fish.

SIMMER DOOOOWN.

2 years in this house and I still get the light switches wrong

*Japanese school bell chime replaced with the word "SAD"*

Upper body is sore as shit. Do some leg stuff and tomorrow I can have an excuse to sit at the computer all day after doing upper body stuff.
New program: Exit Auschwitz Modo ~ skellington free 2019 ~
First step on the road to truVIP Quality. You can't make good alcohol if the vessel you use to ferment it is unservicable.

>>419 You shouldn't sit at the computer all day! Take it from a big musclebound VIPPER, Get some sun and find a couple non-computer hobbies to supplement your program.

ええ地獄

When you want to make a joke referencing legends from the Heian era and you can't even find a reference with a rough timeline and you realize all your problems would be solved if after all these years you finally sat down and learned Japanese.

>>422
Then what? You've written an incomplete sentence there, compadre.

impossibly high standards ruining everything since genesis 1:1

Is there such a thing as too much appreciation for the accordion?

>>425

No

Eat vast, die young, leave a big blubbery carcass so enormous they have to cut the fucking house open to crane-lift it out of your deathbed while wearing hazmat gear because of how rank it's become in the Florida heat, yeahh

I want to sleep the summer away.

quad damage

I am wondering when the Gelewdos in Zelder will respond with "SA'OVQ"...

Posting at the same time as another VIPPER, so that it looks as though he had posted both insightful matter and utter shit!

Mukherjee.

Closing in on almost twenty years of brain damage really adds up.
•Maintain self discipline
•Focus on task at hand
•Follow through with your actions
•Succeed
We will escape this cycle and go on to become the positive productive people we always were meant to be.

Twenty years? Has SAoVQ really been going that long?

1990 was 300 years ago

Okay, hit the ground running and don't stop until the day is over. DO YOUR BEST VIPPER I BELIEVE IN YOU.

The day will be followed by many like it. Why suffer without reason? Don't think, feel.

Cute girl loves me so hard she's scared of getting hurt. What's the VIP way to save this relationship?

>>438
Read the lewd-thread. She needs a gigahard dicking.

>>438
Hurt her on purpose.

NYURUNYURUNYURUNYURU

Every day you think to yourself, "I'm so tired. I don't want to do what I have to. I don't want to get up." But FUCK that, literally, take your hard cock and insert yourself into those thoughts until they get too tired and go away. Then post with VIP quality, get out of your bed and have a good fucking (or FUCKING) day.

>>440
Break her bed, not her heart.

this is the first time i have visited in years

Welcome back, VIPPER

kill, scream, bleed, die

Jublerthybejq.

I believe I have spiralled so far into irony that I have become who I was going to be.

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

They're autistic, 51-cringe-chan.

Please refrain from crossposting.

I disagree. Threads with a specific non-discussion purpose should be either on-topic or sage. The current thoughts thread can get everything else.

I wasn't adding anything substantial to the cringe thread, and my comment was not interesting or relevant to the thread for historic purposes, so I put it here. Fight me

Put 'em up, bitch

Nurgelle.

Today I fought the world

>>455
Wherefore, though.

the zeds are invading

Zed's dead.

I'll never give up! NEVER!!

Ｉｇｎｏｒｅ　ｆｏｏｔｂａｌｌ，　ａｃｈｉｅｖｅ　ｓｕｃｃｅｓｓ．

GOG Gaylaxy

Setting action-camera footage of yourself doing mundane things to Smack My Bitch Up

Smack my bitch up
clean the kitchen up

Zardoz was right

Smack my bitch up
I fill you up
Let's have a partayyyy

Ah, slow-ass board software made me post twice. Mama-san, will you wipe it for me?

Fhungerrthleryien.

>>466
Wipe your own ass FFS

I am attemptening to collect all the old DQN and Viptronics. Some of the old music is comfy as hell, as in real sitting indoors drinking tea or hot chocolate while there is a cold and rainy storm outside.

Unfortunately I cannot seem to find much of it anymore. Did it get removed or taken down?

dqn is gay

Between VIPtronic.org, lolicore.org and rigelseven.com/dl/mirror/dqn/ you should be able to find most of it.

this site soon to be banned in Europe

ねぇ
ねぇねぇ
ねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇ

>>471
Thank yew. (・ω・)

Like this, Diablo misrepresented himself as God for the sake of biscuit expenses and avoiding marriage.

This is fantastic:

http://lolicore.org/VIPtronic/VIPTRONIC%205/Music/07.%20Marisa%20Cosplayer%20ft.%20Charles%20&%20Audrey%20from%20text-to-speech%20-%20Apolo%20Juice.mp3

Never give up never surrender.

I visit, I see thread, I bump. I simple man.

sleepy sleepy
sreepy sreepy

I have read so much Isekai word vomit over the last week that I am getting some sort of stockholme syndrome shit going. I am starting to enjoy the desperate faces of weak women that let's me bask in a sense of superiority.

What if we don't make it?

Mughwerthe!!!

I quite like that it's the very butthole of summer.

I get to see my cute girl tomorrow, I can't wait to smooch her.

I

NEED

MY

HOLIDAY

SOONE

i showed you my API key answer me

>>456
Just for fun.

>>487
That's the name of Linus Torvalds' book about Linux.

I would like to have intercourse with the new trainee girl at work

>>489
That's the name of my book about Linux.

Barf Vader says, "Puke I am your father".

ONCE a day!

The FIRST TIME today.

What are your political views, VIPPER?

>>494
Permanently ending the jew. Everything else comes after that.

>>494
Suika for president

>>494
Gensokyo's reform into anarcho-syndicalist communalism.

>>494
Suika is red, like communism, and she enjoys doing gay things with Reimu and the other Oni. It would be remiss not to be a gay communist.

>>494
Robotnik is a misunderstood genius.

>>489
So would I.

Marisacrat vs Remuipublicans the eternal debate.

>>499
Tomorrow I'll invent those blueprints

QUAAAAAAAAAAAWD DAMAGE

ho~y

Soy bueno. Estos muchas diaz gracias muchachos.

I fail to comprehend the fact that FILTHY FUCKING DOG-EATING LOW-LIFE NIDAS have defeated GLORIOUS GERMANIE in divegrass.

My best-honed ninja skill is that of tactical loitering

Releasing VipGas from my VipAss

Strœgleh.

Ever wonder if there are skilled graphic artists taking inspiration from the Suika threads?

Every damn day! Never give in!

>>512
Those same skilled graphic artist also wonder how they will be compensated for their time.

>>514
Certainly we could rustle up some funsies, which is money saved in funsies otherwise bought.

>>512
I can paint.

I call it, "Homosuck", because the main character's species is Homo, and he sucks.

What is Duke Nukem's real name? I mean, "Duke Nukem" has to be like a superhero alias type of thing, right? Or is that really his /actual/ name?

Duke Nukem, 5ᵗʰ Duke Nukem

Legend of the Galactic Heroes is a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, action, and a disconcertingly high number of deaths by poisoned wine. I'm thoroughly enjoying myself.

Beer mittens.

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

Now that's VIP QUALITY!

Paused, thought for a minute, If she was a pool I´d jump right in it

I found an ancient box of tictacs

Paused, thought for a minute, If her ass was a chinese resturant I´d order the pu-pu platter

>>525
But did you intake any.

>>527
Don't be silly, we both know >>525 did!

I should be cleaning house instead of posting on this board

I should be posting a procastrination thread, but instead I'm posting on SAoVQ like there's no tomorrow

SAM FACKEEN' GOOOOALS

ド腐れネイマールは、人間のクズ
畜生未満の池沼劣等生物
この小汚い南米土人の劇団員を、容赦なく叩きのめせ

I just remembered this place exist.
Anyway, happy independence day!

Anglos really are the protagonists of history. Everyone else is an NPC.

The other day, I was pondering what it must be like to live in a non-English speaking country. I put myself into the mindset of it all, sat down quietly, closed my eyes, and went deep into mental meditation. I truly tried to understand. Instantly I started to feel... unnatural. I felt so utterly insignificant. Like nothing I did really mattered whatsoever in any sort of way. Instead of just a random human, nothing to brag about but a human none the less, it was like I was actually... nobody. It was like I was an ant. Meaningless. Weak. Irrelevant. A tool. Crawling and scurrying around in a world where somewhere far away, in the same reality, actual superior beings existed. I was a German. I was an African. I was Asian... I was the World. Babbling in tongues and feeling so empty. The thought was terrifying. In my concentration I'd went into a trance. I Screamed! I Screamed, in my mind and out loud! I screamed in the only way that truly felt like it would make me more than this horrifying, terrible, paralyzingly weak and useless creature I had dreamed up.

I screamed... in English. Instantly I was shaken back to reality. I had developed a cold sweat. After a few deep breaths, I swore I would never repeat that. I never want to feel that way again.

WAP wap! Too many Mc’s, not enough mics.

>>534
million
dollar
extreme

Capey you know damn well that 99% of the IRC cirlcejerk is just mittens being an attention whoring roastie. Most users of SAoVQ have avoided it but sometime but you got to keep us up when something like yesterday happens. Also I don't know if you are still in charge of Tanasinn.info or if Halcy is still handling that but you need to update recaptcha since it is no longer supported any wiki edits with URL changes can't be made anonymously.

Woke up at 6, walked the dog. Got to eat and do some work. I feel like that red panda that does the heavy metal karaoke.

lol, IRC

dsl & world wide web

halcy preaches about social justice but if you look through his old tweets you'll see a lot of racial slurs

BO BUFFET

Imagine being Neymar and knowing that you can't dribble or do something good against average defenders. You know you are average and had moments of luck. You know you are a farse, a media creation. You know you are a piece of shit. And you know that the only thing you can do, that you are capable of, is to simulate a foul, is to dive, is to cheat the system.
So you do it. You dive. You let yourself fall on the ground. You eat the grass like you would eat the pubic hair of an african negro for money. You are a whore, an expensive whore that does nasty stuff to get its money and you do it for the whole world to see. You eat the shit of this world, because it is the only thing you know how to do and you associate it to success and to the joy of receiving attention.
But then everything changes. Suddenly your ellaborate shit-with-pubic-hair eating doesn't impress anyone. People yawn, or are plainly angry at you. "This faggotry again? Ach!" And you try your best, you try to give an spectacle of shit-eating, of cum-swalloing, of prostituting your soul. But why, why no one is liking it this time? Why your efforts are not rewarded?
The reason is simple: it is not new anymore. You are an old whore and we want passion. You are simple scat pornography, and we want a grandiose love story, we want purpose, we want meaning. Not a grass eater. We want to go back to the good old times, in the good old days. Where stars were admired. Where they were respected. Where they were feared. Not now, where a spoiled brat represents the sport. Not you, we don't want you Neymar.

S to spit on you, piece of shit

LADS

I get to look at freshman asses tomorrow before the semester even starts. Things aren't all bad in this life.

>>537
I kind of quit IRC in general, so I have no idea what's going on over at #saovq. I also don't run tanasinn.info, so I can't help you with that.

Yesterday we had some networking issues, sorry about that. If we're ever down for a long period of time and you are afraid I haven't noticed you can contact me at saovq@outlook.com

hell

halcy preaches about social justice but if you look through his old tweets you'll see a lot of racial slurs
halcy preaches about social justice but if you look through his old tweets you'll see a lot of racial slurs
halcy preaches about social justice but if you look through his old tweets you'll see a lot of racial slurs
halcy preaches about social justice but if you look through his old tweets you'll see a lot of racial slurs
halcy preaches about social justice but if you look through his old tweets you'll see a lot of racial slurs

>>548
Oh, please! ~There is only one VIPPER.

>>549
blatant racism from halcy:
https://twitter.com/search?&q=from%3Ahalcy%20nigger
https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Ahalcy%20nig
https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Ahalcy%20nigga

and then he complains about racists (despite being one himself):
https://twitter.com/search?&q=from%3Ahalcy%20racist

Did you hear? Dr. Dre assaulted Dee Barnes back in '91!

Dutch women are cute enough if you like male bone structure and blonde hair, but they're weirdly unsexual or, rather, they're sexual, but like in the wrong way. Somehow they love sex but take every last ounce of fun out of it It seems to be a thing with northern european women (but not in the Poland, or surprisingly one or two other countries) - they're so sexually liberating that they're boring and basically just hard work, like fixing your car.

idk I added you email may or may not resume playing doggy claus this year.

Guess who's back, back again

I dunno, who?

like and commente the video

Or dislike, it makes no difference.

I just added some functions to the interpreter for my toy language so that your program can modify the lexer/parser itself. Want a new comment delimiter? No problem, just add it! Want {} to delimit an array? Sure. Want to make it forget how to read numbers? Okay, go nuts. It evaluates tokens as soon as they are complete, so your new parse rule will be available as soon as you add it.

>>557
You spend too much time wondering how you could make it and not enough time thinking about if you need to. Why do you need a different way to comment?

Torrents? Streaming? No thank you!
All I need is XDCC.

>>557
Make it easier to use macros and much-repeated blocks like loops so that the coder needs to type less to so the tedious parts.

>>559
I'm worried trump and Abe are gonna team up and kill piracy

Other than that God bless the USA :-D

>>558
It took an afternoon to add this feature. It was built from day 1 with extensibility in mind. So, no.

It's a metalanguage and its purpose is basically that your entire program is a DSL, built up by including and concatenating source files.
In this case that means a bare-bones syntax for maximum flexibility. The only initial comment delimiters are #! !# so that you can invoke your program as a script.

For example, you might have a library that compiles C files, which sets up the interpreter so that it understands C and "executes" by emitting the relevant ASM, rather than opening the file, parsing it, etc like a regular compiler.

>>560
Easy! Macros are just regular functions that consume chunks of code.

Transpile to JavaScript, call it Adder, publish it on Github, set up a website at adder-lang.io, bask in your modest cult popularity. Already.

>>562

#! !#

gross, it should just be // for single-line comments and /**/ for multi-line

you basically think you're smart for reinventing the wheel and replacing it with a hexagon, and then saying "well you can technically swap it out for a regular wheel again afterwards"

just mental masturbation

Did this turn into that shitty programmer board all of a sudden?

>>564
Approximately half a dozen languages use // /**/ as comments and they're all gross as shit and/or non-interpreted. So, no.
Now you listen up, because I'm gonna learn you something. What does an executable script start with? A shebang line. Sharp-bang. #!/bin/sh. #!/usr/bin/env. Whatever.
Now, guess why sh has # as a single-line comment? So it can ignore the shebang line.
That's right, pretty much all scripting languages (without # or #! as comments) have to special-case the shebang line in order to not barf on it. That. is gross.

It's not a new trick, either. Here's some prior art:
https://www.gnu.org/software/guile/manual/html_node/The-Meta-Switch.html
So please, don't invoke >>565 just because you want to sound superior.

Foreclover indirectly mentioned this place again, so have a good day, fellow people!

Hello ForkLover! Niced tome et yuo;)

>>564
And another thing! You think I think I'm smart because I chose a different comment delimiter? Or you think I think I'm smart because I'm doing something done already?
I'm just doing something I think is fun, and sharing my enthusiasm.

Back to Prague, sirs (female), please

>>566

Approximately half a dozen languages use // /**/ as comments and they're all gross as shit and/or non-interpreted

special snowflake

you're doing shit differently just to be different
I'm not like those OTHER programming languages XDDDDD
get over yourself

>>570
I'm not going back to a /prog/, because they're all filled with people like >>571.

dicks out for Harambe

all these PLEBEIAN cars have circular wheels... and windows that roll DOWN

I'm going to make my own SUPERIOR car... with TRIANGULAR wheels... and the windows roll OUT instead of down

if you don't like it, it means you're too DUMB to appreciate my good design

if a certain design choice is common, that means it's BAD

it's better to do things nobody else does... simply because nobody else does it

>>571,574
why are you getting so mad over some stars and stripes? /**/
do you not understand that half a dozen is not a big number? it is a small number.

How about that sports ball huh? Sure is a lot of sports ball lately.

I like the idea of TRIANGULAR wheels. Fund it!

Also consider: Pyramid-shaped sportsball.

Sportsball, but every time they have to doot the whistle, they switch the ball out. Bowling ball, golf ball, eyeball, whatever.

Calvinball

90s slang terms

Posting from Nagoya.

>>581
PHAT

I'm too old to fuck like a tortoise!

Fuck like a duck

Research duck dicks and realize how horrifying that actually is.

Look up bedbugs while you're at it!

>>582
You should visit CRITICAL HIT BAR! Alex is a great guy.

>>587
Alex Jones protects the frogs from gay chemicals

Is there a word for something that is like second hand embarassment or cring,e only instead of sucking it's awesome? Like watching someone be so amazingly emabrassing that, under normal circumstances, want to crawl under a rock but somehow they are so oblivious to their own behavior that it becomes really amusing watching them blunder around.

>>589
"Schadenfreude" is the first thing that comes to mind, but might imply too strong a harm to the suffering party than just embarassment.

Miyukening.

>>589
Milking a cow, but don't use this in real life

ww

it carries out twice and is ww

this is my first time here, ever.

Snug as a fug in a bug

Sing like nobody's listening
Dance like nobody's watching
Scream like nobody's concerned

The biggest obstacle to getting out of the shit hole is having no goal.

Combat anxiety by VIPPING!

Shellshocked VIPPERs with their thousand-yard stares

Starring into the VIPnosis swirlie

Fartosis.

Psygnosis

Hey guys, did you know the Unholy Citadel of 6ch has an IRC network now? Everyone is anonymous, just like on textboards! Come join in on the fun at irc.sageru.org :)

605 = 5 * 11 * 11

Instead of "what does this sentence mean in Scandinavian", try saying "Finnish this sentence"

There's a spelling event ongoing in the marketplace.

Sugar that accumulates in the center in the center accumulating in the center where sugar accumulates in the center

detention whores

Frost

Getting cavities filled today. Life is such a suck.

dentition whores

What time is it, Senpai?

>>613
Time you got a thorough dicking

Poz my nighole

Possess my space marines

I can drive!

x3

To give a hint of Saxon's mindset, in the 1960s he was a member of George Lincoln Rockwell's American Nazi Party and Anton La Vey's Church of Satan, and wound up quitting both because neither was evil enough for him.

SHAININGU INPAKUTO

I have no willingness.

Like my granddad always said: back off, jack off, and regroup.

no drive

broke: からかい上手の高木さん

Woke: からかい上手の（元）高木さん

Is "fishing for Asiatic clams" a euphemism for something?

Record the heigth, widht, depht, lenght, and weigth of each subject.

No

Fisting Asian clams

>>627 i'll take that as a yes, then.

>>628
Fisting Asian bois

I've noticed that it's only White Americans who complain about the fecal matter on the streets of San Francisco. White entitlement issues, again.

egg nog is not racist

that feel when you belchbarf and acid burns the back of your throat

Today you are going to do great things, VIPPER.

floppy penis

You know what? I *will* do great things today.

Jacksepticeye: "I'm not even gonna turn around to look back."
*Jack immediately turns around and looks back*

I have managed to clean my body, eat solid food, and deal with the hassle of ensuring I am fed and housed next month. I have accomplished more than I thought I would today.

>>638
Congrats.

You have to FOCUS!

Now, fuck us

In fuck we trust

→/saovq/images/302/lolibutt.png

please tell me the kana on that are fart noises

redskins

8CB7FC2E-ED9F-47B8-A1DE-0A5B25D3400B.png

I can't remember which scangroup uses that as their credit page.

Brvtal Fecality

>>643
Those are squishy noises.

I hate faggots and want to murder them all. It isn't edgy, it isn't irony. You are sick, disgusting, and destructive to society. However society is so sick and depraved that simply wanting to fix things is considered evil. Everythings all fucked up and you shit eaters are just a symptom of the jewish disease.

>>649
Slay me with your cock dude.

>>649
I think men go gay these days to cope with female hypergamy. It's over.

>>651

Wah wah someone doesn't like to read about all the shit I cram in my ass. They need to kill themselves.

I am glad islam is taking over. Every single one of you faggots will die. Throw them off buildings, set them on fire, castrate them and then suffocate them with their own genitals. I seen the video and that is the only plus side of the west dying. Every fucking degenerate sodomite is going to suffer an incredibly painful and dehumanizing death just like they deserve.

it is okay to be gay

Faggots are disgusting filth and genetic failures.

>>653
Did someone turn you down at the local gaybar?

Please call it a comeback, it would be nice to be recognized for my hard work.

>>657
Looks like you didn't try hard enough...or maybe too hard.
Try to be more flaccid next time.

Hii Guys.....

what is this

Chitter-chatter of the bitter cocksucker

My drums are my girlfriend and we're going on a date!

I fucking love boyhus

I accidentally bought one of those at Comiket.

A boyhou is fine too.

Such sinful activities...

Sodomites all go to Hell, you know.

If I accidentally buy a bunch of loli doujin at the next comiket, am I better or worse than VIPPER >>664 for buying whatever he did?

Guys.
You guys.
I first visited SAOVQ back in... iunno, 2007 or something.
Then forgot about it and visited again in 2010. And forgot again in 2012ish.
Now, this time, I messed up big time and forgot to check for maybe 5 years. What did I miss?

>>669
nm, u?

>>667
Hell is just another Jewish concept.

>>670
nm either, lol

Actually, wait, I do have a question:
What the hell happened to almost every facet of "nerd" culture? Everything turned into a morphed front for social justice and politics. Movies, comics, vidya, and hell even 4chan.

Like seriously, wtf happened?

>>673
Your cancer is in the stage where it convinces you that it's all-powerful and everywhere.

>>673
Everything is political; social justice is a millennia-old concept; nerd culture grew to encompass more than just white guys so naturally there's increased belligerence between nerd groups

!youtubebot describe abridged

I just learned that a bridge is a bird!

KILL EVERY JEW
BEFORE THEY KILL YOU

Consume the flesh.

Thy flesh consumed.

A vulture crossed my path the other day, and today I came across a dead bird on the sidewalk. Is this some sort of omen?

>>682
Sounds more like a time-traveling vulture.

rest in peace shini laser

Gonna buy cute shit for my cute girl today.

Watching speedruns on Youtube while on the toilet

Man I started watching a TAS of that mario with water and paint. I didn't get too far in before other stuff interrupted, thanks >>686

Gasulence.

Looks like it's time for my yearly self-discovery journey.

I, too, stick my finger in my ass as a birthday treat

VIPPING ON THE TOILET AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Muthatar.

She's not just cute, she's electrocute.

She put the cut in execute.

Ｉ　ＬＯＶＥ　ＹＯＵ　今だけは　悲しい歌　聞きたくないよ

I haven't played Crypt Killer in ages, good game but took me near forever to get all endings.

( ´∀｀ )　　 n
⌒｀γ´⌒`ヽ( E)
(　.人 .人　γ ﾉ　 I am INTERNET COOL.
ﾐ(こﾉこﾉ　｀ー´
)にﾉこ(

Female circumcision is not a joke

Shoving it down your own throat while wearing just the tail part of a squirrel-themed fursuit GET

That's some lewd musings, right there.

M'bap.

hook, line and singer

밥 먹었 니?

nida pls go

I haven't bumped in a while.

Any time I have sex more than once in a dream, the second time turns into a wet dream.

Shuugolerth.

You can't tell me what to do!

Fehfhneyinya.

The journey begins. ...Again.

((┗(^o^ )┓三ドコドコドコ

Nu-ru-po.

bumpe

Bume

Just took a dependency out and took 4MB off the size of the executable, now it's only 2.6MB in release mode. I can still take more off now I'm out of the just-get-shit-done-quick phase but that was a pretty big win （ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ ）

How much after exepack?

WATERFALLSE

>>716
Not on a windows box but I think there's a not-great lower bound with rust's defaults. I'll be happy with 1.5MB after a little more trimming

>>718
Whatever you do please don't remove the 1.1MB text art penis.

As is usual, the lamer doesn't even realize he's being mocked.

>>719
there's a decompression/erection joke in there somewhere

Piotr Zxcwshjenitszcw was here.

oh hey, when did this place come back up
last i remember it went down around september 7900th and hadn't been reachable since

We rebuilt it; we had the technology.

Ohayou

yeah but we don't have the posts

No need to thank me >>723

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿ヽ(°□° )ノ︵‿︵‿︵‿︵

I am a slave to the laws of this domain and must post

I WANNA BE A VIP✰STAR

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ﾌﾞｰﾝ

Wupper-dupper for supper.

New gmail looks like it was designed for children, yet has no discernible improvements

Smoking cities on the porch

angus

Hot but sad

I haven't visited in a very long time.

Le ebin memestar.

^w^

Extensive use of internet textboards may have worsened my social skills; something I never thought possible

>>739
You need to use more VIP boards and stop using the terrible boards

I haven't posted from this computer in a while, but I'm going to keep the name I had last time

Sommmmme

B O D Y

once

Toddler

From the bottom of the ocean

I ain't the smartest fool in the shelf

I put my dick inside my thumb

To the seven forty seven

There's an ape on the side of the war shed

Welp

＼(^o^)/ It's all over!

I must'd get'd home.

Fucking christ I’m sick and tired. Save me from the darkness I’ve become.

hello darkness my old friend

why are we still here, just to suffer?

save me from this quickload hell I've been failing every 5 minutes for eternity

Sick and tired reporting in. A little less sick, a little less tired. Let's shoot for a strong recovery for Labor Day.

I wouldn't've'd such a good time if it'd'nt've been full moon!

Sacred Area of VIP Quality

whats new homeys

This bump, it is new.

Bump

Would've'nt'd that mean, a free bumpus???

Do I really have to?

~'-'~'-'~'-'~'-'~'-'~'-'~'-'~'-'~'-'

NURUPO

Original Post™

based

I had a bisexual experience on my birthday.

A girl I went to high school with and a man I went to college with both sucked me off at the same time (alternating) in a bar bathroom.

The guy was better and his shaved head felt good in my hands.

But fucking the girl was awesome and I wanted to eat her out and fuck her, whereas I didn't want to go further with the bi bald guy.

Am I an asshole?

Fags die god laughs

That feel when no bisexual birthday escapades...

here

I got a rock

I got a jazz

I got a progressive dreamfunk

almost 1 week since quitting nicotine cold turkey after being a smoker for ~5 years

My nose is so fulle of snotte I can hardly breathe.

Have a lucky day, VIPPER!

hey there everyone this is aocao

Shijuertheynelgerhtherthlemynegwebheddle.

I am currently attending a wedding and they were dancing to Daddy Cool. I thought this was rather Vee Aye Pee.

the cboyardee fandom

Oh, I am quite groggy today.

Posting on lesser-known image and textboards makes me feel "cool" and "underground"

I'm glad you feel the QUALITY, >>783-san!

Happy 9/11 guys

I nearly forgot 911

Happy belated 9/11 americans.

9/11 lol

ҀҒѺҸҬ

really enjoying the continuity between →/saovq/images/339/145011705288.png and →/saovq/images/340/8E8FF3AE-4505-43FE-9893-B4AD9BA16CA3.jpg

is that an iphone file name

the EU is so fucked

reopened /bbs/ on my site, you know the one with the wiki and gallery, the textboard with youtubes

>>793
Literally every textboard?

>>794
http://4x13.net/bbs/

no it actually has [yt] youtube embeds [/yt]

>>795
Please implement https

>>796
I would agree, but with all due respect nobody will care

>>739,795
With all due respect, fuck off.

Bruh

Anyone else feeling... delicate?

Delectable

thihnkingg of life

What's the term for someone who attempts to discredit those with a specific viewpoint by mimicking them?

Fool!

/dqn/ = nazis

>>805
You can't run a smear campaign with that many extra chromosomes, Stephen.

>>806
Stephen?

Bumpu~~~

Couldn’t find love so I found something else (muh dick)

Flügelhorn.

It's not too late to change your hikkikomori ways!

"oh well."

/dqn/ = nazis

Fffyyyyyyyyysen.

Plush vs. naugahyde. Fight!

seVEN AM THE USUAL MORNING LINE UP

Joyous Yom Kippur VIPPER

I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty.

dog being startled by his own loud farts

I am bumping this thread because it is the first time I am visiting today.

Cos it's 821 on an undercover cop

>>817
YOM KIPPER VIPPUR

My shitty ex is texting me again, fuck!!

Potatoes are yams. Sweet potatoes, commonly known as yams in the US, are not actually a type of yam.

make america great again

The jews must die for working to erase native white populations.

The JEWS must die for being lazy!

>>823
Fuck him/her into submission, clearly the only solution

My first Saturday off in almost two months. Of course, I'm going to spend it VIPPING and napping.

reverse trap or reverse meterpreter shell?

>>830
Yeah

anime girl with elk antlers

Reverse traps are cool and getting erect at them is totally NOT GAY

I go nuts over reverse traps.
Especially the ones with just a bit of muscle MMMM!

Who put this basic-ass meme shit on the image section??

what about a reverse reverse trap, I really think there’s a ring to it

What would be a reverse-reverse trap? A boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy?

I came back because the ratio of lightheartedness to data spent is amazing!

QUALITY is no laughing matter!

Snouts are beautiful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

SNOUTINGENESTESTED.

Snouteningenestedest.

Testicularitarianism

😭😂👌

Masculinitytoeteetay.

S T A N C C

Selamat pagi

Speak for yourself!

Let others be silent on your behalf!

No yelling in the hallway.

Echo off.

＿|￣|○○|￣|＿
￣|＿|○○|＿|￣

Exactly

Envelope, lingerie, and sandwiches on the sea

Error: Post less often

HYIERBERTERNIYERN

numb

Onvelope

I could use a power up.

I got a different font after a system upgrade but don't really care enough to do anything about it

I have to sew but my wrists are destroyed after years of playing TF2

those potatoes are inviting

those potatoes will kill you

I need to reconsider the reality of Santa.

The killer potato is native to Australia

ree-itchy mah-yong

Learning moon and thinkgen about Sooks

thinking about runescape again

Thinking about the laxative effects of prunes again

Prunescape

Thinking about

im really not that new but anyway. . .

i'm about thinking

unit price 9.11

Bumping is for women and cassowaries

I'm about done with thinking

elo

rating

You're as beautiful as you always were

lallah lallah lallah lallah lallalah

aooohm uhnnnnn anannanahhhh

writing post...
success
deploying post...
success
ebin post...
very

882 get

yeah

>>882
nice

>>880-887,889
nice dubs

dotsy has a scat fetish

dotsy has a scat fetish

I give thanks to thee, friend, every moment I am awake

I give thanks to dotsy

>>888
Very nice post with very nice trips

ystod: you still think of dick

i am alive i am real aaaaaaaa

Shumebryth.

thank you

>>894
Mhœrthęl.

So, about them horses. Are we in agreement?

Hnghökh!

>>896
Fuck 'em

I realize this does not enlighten you on the status of my agreement

>>898
This is nay the lewd thread.

gilles deleuzer

aa

[11:34 PM]
emanon:
its funny

School is cool!

Cool as school!

It feels like my life's one of those romantic VNs. I messed up the pathway I wanted the most but I forgot to quicksave earlier, so I guess I'm stuck with second-best girl now.

guy i know is drunk how do i help him

Give him booze. NEXT

im dropping out

Youtube music sucks:
- random 404s everywhere
- search suggestions are just lifted straight from normal youtube
- half the time, searching for an artist gives you songs it knows are by that atist, but not the artist itself
- fucking random 404s everywhere, I'm not kidding
- massive fuck-off unsorted context menus the size of the screen for songs
- tiny context menus for artists, doesn't include basic shit like 'subscribe'
- "go to artist" on a song's context menu is usually a 404
- doesn't understand the relationships between videos and songs
- your music subscriptions are just lumped in with your regular subscriptions when you go back to normal youtube

It's just a different interface for normal youtube with metadata for probably 10% of music on there. The only selling point is "turn your screen off without the video stopping", which isn't a payable feature by any standards.

>>909
You got JEWED

>>910
Luckily I'm no schmuck, I've got the free trial

>>911
It cost you time
JEWED

911

DOUBLEJEWED

Jews did >>911

I don't think we can ever thank the JEWS enough for their noble deed.

oh, hey, this website still exists! cool, I missed you guys, VIPPER!

QUALITY lives, QUALITY dies, QUALITY lives again.

This website died; we are its lifeless husk, shambling around, bumping into things, stepping on lego bricks without reacting, unable to pass through locked doors, constantly hungry, but hungry for what, we don't know, we're dead, but still alive, somehow posting, somehow self-aware yet desperately not, not knowing when to stop typing and just hit reply

HI VIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello again, VIPPER-no-minnasama!! uwu

>>917

Sekeletons rock

Sexeletons cock

The sex bone

Is there something wrobg with the input fields here?

Now what will I do, google plus is gone and with it all my friend rings.

Eat lettuce and soft apples eat:
For you, Phoebus, have the harsh face of a defecating man.

Raziel is awesome

this displeases the Negus

Zvlarght.

My name is Blax Hardnigger and it's time to get FUNKATRONIC up in this beeyotch

but what about cool free phone wallpapers?

Are they wallpapers of cute kittens?

why am I even visiting this site again

Self-abuse.

My phone lock screen and wallpaper are of my cute cat

REWROTENING

Potato!

>>932
Masochism, I love it

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More borfield plaease

Who the fuck posts nida-shit in the gallery.

>>940
<丶´･ω･>

>>941
Corea is scum. Go choke yourself to death on dog meat you low-life subhuman nida.

Assault of semen

enjoy a nice plate of shit-take mushrooms

ramen & sour cream for breakfast

had some crab today

Been doing some crazy shit recently, feeling quite subtle indeed

some crazy shit for dinner

DAILY

Visiting while busy, don't ask

Urban gratification

Whatever happened to Count Chuck's in-laws?

Sucky Area of VIP Quality

Clocking in for my usual VIP day.

G's blood stains?!

anyone up?

>>956
yes, my peckerwood

Let's discuss the hazard of underground volcanic activity.

Let's discuss the hazard of niggers on the moon corrupting us with highjacked Soviet brainwave devices.

Dreamtenateningenesteneded.

The situation is a hot garbage fire.

good morning

guten Morgen

negro Morgen

Hall o' wieners

touch black dong

Peanus
A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".