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1 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 02:01

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2 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 07:23
THE THREAD ENDS.
THE HORNYING IS ENDLESS!!!!
3 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 07:24
2GLET

SOFT SQUISH GETTING SQUOUGHT
4 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 12:52
white pee
5 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 16:12
Quoted by: >>12
squish the squishable
then it is indeed squought
i squoze to great enjoyment.
6 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 16:44
Coomsmell Pornlord
7 Name: GETTER 2024-09-17 20:04
GRAGHHHH!!! 7 GET!!!!!

LIGHTING CRACKS AND I APPEAR FROM THE AETHER AND FALL TO MY KNEES, EXHAUSTED

*I STUMBLE TO MY FEET* SO.... *THIS* IS THE NEW LEWD THREAD....... *I CLENCH MY FIFST* THE 1000-GET.... HEH, I GUESS I LOST IT AGAIN.......

*PUMPS MY FIST HARD INTO THE SKY* FINE THEN!!!!! I'LL RESUME MY QUEST AGAIN!!!! I WILL MASTER EVERY GET THAT I CAN.... AND ONE DAY, **ONE DAY** I'LL MAKE IT TO THE TOP AGAIN.... AND THEN?? I'LL CHALLENGE YOU AGAIN.... *POINTS AT THE SKY* 1000-GET!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!!!!!!
8 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 20:36

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9 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-17 22:15
stork my pp
10 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-18 05:12
suck my peanuts
11 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-18 05:15
grind my peanuts into butter
12 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-18 08:18
>>5
Amen
13 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-18 21:54
gaynus
14 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-19 09:10
Want sex w/ tall tomboy gf...
15 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-20 01:38
rape ape
16 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-20 03:30
B-but that's where I pee from!
17 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-20 06:05

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18 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-20 17:33
Tomboy ass getting faxed from a primary source straight to my mobile device
19 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-21 13:37
Charging her JO crystal from far away
20 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-21 19:09
duck penises
21 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-21 19:14

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22 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-22 02:27
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23 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-23 14:18
Jail is already the horniest place on earth, isn't it. Besides the seas perhaps, or the oil industry
24 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-23 19:23
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25 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-24 08:33
Quoted by: >>26
Boobs, tits, breasts, chesticles, mammary glands, funbags, milkbags, milkers, honkers, knockers…
26 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-27 01:46
>>25
tubular boobies
27 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-27 02:15
touching her butthole and sniffing my finger afterward
28 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-27 23:40
Chubby asian milfs
29 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-28 14:43
One in her pussy, one is her ass, one in her mouth
30 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-28 19:06
But what if I've only got two dicks??
31 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-28 22:01
Quoted by: >>33
Then you might be a snake.
32 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-29 20:50
japanutsack
33 Name: VIPPER 2024-09-30 19:29
>>31
Two snakes!
34 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-01 16:45
A gayness upon thy anus
35 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-02 01:39
Thinking about getting her in a ▄█▀█● position
36 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-02 21:34
where oh where will i ever find a soft and squishable tomboy that won;t break my heart
37 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-03 23:03
detonate my pp
38 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-05 00:25
Veiny peanuts
39 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-05 07:58
Unto Molech, my friends, unto Molech!
40 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-05 19:36
robotic raper
41 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-05 23:42
taking Snoopy's knot
42 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-06 21:09
stupid bomba clot
43 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-07 01:45
Emulate my Nesticles
44 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-07 02:47
thanks shitman
45 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-09 16:58
no problem, diarrhoea lad
46 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-10 04:18
robotic rape
47 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-10 20:29
Nigachu
48 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-11 02:58
hosing ginormous titten with jizz
49 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-11 04:48
Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?
Zookeeper: No, I did not.
Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla.
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
50 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-11 06:59
i want a catgirl to push me down
51 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-11 10:21
Quoted by: >>53
Smitten w/ a beautiful young woman so hard my dick's constantly and uncomfortably half-erect from romantic sentiment alone
52 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-11 21:22
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53 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-12 02:12
>>51
that's a pretty damn hard woman
54 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-12 03:10
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55 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-13 01:58
expanding dong
56 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-13 07:32
contracting dong
57 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-13 10:45
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58 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-13 22:07
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59 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-14 00:51
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60 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-15 00:55
pull my pen0r
61 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-16 04:40
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62 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-16 19:13
accept my spermatophylax
63 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-16 20:04
pingas
64 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-16 22:57
All of my bosses at work are HOT women who wear horny business-casual attire daily. My lewd thoughts are eternal
65 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-16 23:24
gaynus
66 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-17 01:40
Chiggers
67 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-17 02:48
Trombicula
68 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-17 08:18
Being the only aphids guy in a world of bugmen
69 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-18 20:31
Quoted by: >>70
bippidy bop
70 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-19 00:23
Bet >>69 is just sucking he own dick
71 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-21 13:43
Soft Squish Extravaganza Vol. 3
72 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-21 21:40
I should buy an onahole
using my final tugboat
73 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-21 23:22
super semen
74 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-22 02:44
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75 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-22 03:11
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76 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-22 23:31
T minus 3 days until the next freaky, evil, violent sex bender with the tomboy
77 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-23 02:41
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78 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-23 18:35
Joe Dickslop
79 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-23 23:03
Scatra
80 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-23 23:25
sperm splatters
81 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-24 00:00
William Shatner's armpit hair
82 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-25 17:34
Black Nut Sludge
83 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-29 18:47
Daleks with dildo attachments chanting "IN-SEMEN-ATE, IN-SEMEN-ATE"
84 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-30 07:46
Spock's cock
85 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-30 23:40
Jar-Jar's wee-wee
86 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-31 20:41
Janeway's vagina
87 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-31 20:56
rapist papists
88 Name: VIPPER 2024-10-31 22:31
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89 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-06 01:15
fuck me on the gonads
90 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-06 20:02
Birls
91 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-07 07:36
i'm depressed, yet still horny. even a broken cock is hard twice a day
92 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-07 13:22
Wanna itta da choc bunny
93 Name: WEATHERMAN 2024-11-08 02:36
And so, after nearly two years of constant unprecedented tomboy readings, the streak is over, and the record-shattering Eternal Tomboy Summer draws to a close. Our hearts break to see this incredible natural phenomenon end, but if you ask *this* reporter, he'd say that he's strangely optimistic. He believes, perhaps, that one day such a miraculous season will appear to grace this earth again...!!
94 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-08 03:35
tomboy summer is over its a tomboy bummer
95 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-08 03:50
I'm a tomboy bummer.
96 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-08 08:45
boner kebab
97 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-08 17:39
Wish I could bum a tomboy
98 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-09 05:08
ejecting scum
99 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-09 05:58
Drag Ballz
100 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-09 09:25
100 GET for soft squish
101 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-10 01:21
Quoted by: >>102
My mouth said "I like your outfit," but quietly my heart screamed "I will devour your penis whole and fuck your ass like it's going out of style." I am HORNY today!!!
102 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-10 12:49
>>101
you been hittin the horny goat weed??
103 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-10 12:51
Quoted by: >>106,107
Brainrot got me wanting to grow boobs. Where should I post progress pics?
104 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-11 18:00
Fuck on that shit
105 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-15 15:07
My kingdom for a girl with a flat chest and a substantial ass
106 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-15 23:14
>>103
The SAOVQ's oekaki, of course.
107 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-16 08:49
>>103
No, don't grow boobs on purpose. Protect the dfc
108 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-16 18:38
grow boobs on accident i say
109 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-17 12:27
When femboys and their subsidiaries double down on not having tits it makes me inordinately erect. Really adds to the androgyny that makes them so hot in the first place, I think
110 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-18 23:53
Quoted by: >>114,116
Speaking of androgynes, saw an alien-looking girl(?) today that made me quite hard
111 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-19 21:25
PAIZURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
112 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-19 22:36
Quoted by: >>114
Where's the nozuri love??
113 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-20 05:55
im squishing my cock with my thighs
114 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-20 14:19
>>110,112
I'm into that. ooh
115 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-20 15:08
Opening up a dating app and resolutely saying "I'm in...."
116 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-21 09:19
>>110 yikes
👽
117 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-23 09:28
I never could get into aliens. They always seem to be getting into me...
118 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-23 09:52
...with probes
119 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-24 05:15
LOOKS LOIK POOSIE'S BACK ON DA MENYOO, BOYS!!!
120 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-27 05:41
Is she a tomboy, or simply a girl with short hair? Take this in-depth, doctor-recommended survey and find out before you administer the cock
121 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-27 12:13
If I give her the ultrasword, and she's got short hair, that's enough to make her a tomboy.
122 Name: VIPPER 2024-11-30 16:26
Quoted by: >>123
Steak, potatoes, vegetables and red wine, ingested in adherence to a specific perfect proportion, will instill the acolyte's penis with the strength of the Old World. His mind and body will transcend, and he will be able to invoke and channel one of the romantic heroes of antiquity through his flesh. Invariably, when this is done correctly, his target will be rendered an inoperable mess of lust and fluids by the end of the rite.
123 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-01 09:27
>>122
Are you jewish?
124 Name: faggot !1hB8fhtivo!!P7RLB2dBBLc 2024-12-02 00:45
testing 5678
125 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-02 17:55
When my guts are acting fucky, I refuse sex with my beautiful wife even when she makes the call. But soon I'll find something I was going to bring to her while she's sat in her office, accidentally drop it on the floor, & go down on her under the desk.

Which is where navel lint day gets its name.
126 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-02 18:59
Grown man lewd shit
127 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-03 14:36
anal lint
128 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-03 16:39
Penious
129 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-04 17:08
Sodomite crystals
130 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-04 17:28
Sodomight be, sodomight not be
131 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-05 13:10
Sodo needs to make up his damn mind!!
132 Name: coocoo buku 2024-12-10 23:17
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133 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-11 23:22
pregnant belly
134 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-12 09:16
This woman is slender, young, and posesses the wettest pussy I've ever experienced. My lewd thoughts are many and varied
135 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-12 19:49
Menage au fromage
136 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-17 02:05
Quoted by: >>138
There is NOTHING more satisfying than teaching an especially vanilla person how to appreciate freaky evil gremlin sex. That light in their eyes when they first realize "oh shit, I'm into this" turns my penis into an unstoppable force.
137 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-19 01:44
I wanna fuck a swedish cop so bad...
138 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-19 23:39
>>136
gets all his dietary protein from his local gym's glory hole
139 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-20 12:11
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140 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-24 18:49
cute black girl :3
141 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-26 20:48
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142 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-28 16:53
Save me, skinny girl with the itty bitty titties..... Skinny girl with the itty bitty titties, save me.........
143 Name: VIPPER 2024-12-29 19:05
Last time I confused sodomite with dynamite, he really blew my back out
144 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-14 01:50
year of the plappening. squish is so last year
145 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-15 15:35
Man I would plap VIPPEUR so hard
146 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-15 16:49
call me oldfashioned but I like soft squish
147 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-16 07:02
Aspirational dildo
148 Name: Giuseppe Buggy 2025-01-17 05:19
Quoted by: >>149
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149 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-17 23:14
>>148
WAOW! Amazing! I can't wait for longer schlong to breed my slampig with.
150 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-19 15:28
Niagara Viagara is my porn star name
151 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-19 15:48
chastity plastitty is mine
152 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-21 11:14
Thrustmaster here
153 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-21 20:28
Mine is Rapezilla.
154 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-22 06:26
I had a sidekick once, named Humpback Anglerfish, but I lost her at sea...
155 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-23 20:25
thinking of her squish
she is kinda round and fat
shinobu mountain
156 Name: VIPPER 2025-01-24 06:37
Get thee to a nunnery
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