[Elitist] DQN Single-Thread Invasion [DQN QUALITY] (84)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 08:21 [Del]

DQN are bound to ruin this board eventually, so let's try to contain the damage to this one thread. AA characters, songs, catchphrases, and all other DQN related posts go here.

( LƒΦ`) That being said, hello kids!

2 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 15:20 [Del]

there is mp3 :(

3 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 15:23 [Del]

( LƒΦ) OK fine, I'll ask the first question What was life beofre DQN died?`

4 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 16:54 [Del]

>>3
There was no life.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 22:34 [Del]

( LƒΦ`) luls

6 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-29 10:19 [Del]

DQN is DEAD!?

noooooooo

7 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 10:17 [Del]

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8 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 22:43 [Del]

>>7
Fuck off and die.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 08:22 [Del]

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Bawwwwww

10 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-04 10:33 [Del]

( ί ƒŽί) !

11 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-04 10:44 [Del]

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12 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-04 17:44 [Del]

( ί ƒŽί) It's not like I depend on you for them, I have a secret area of mittens.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-08 18:12 [Del]

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14 Name: IQ=85 : 2007-08-10 08:27 [Del]

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15 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-20 09:07 [Del]

Single thread invasions have long been the preferred method of the Eiltist Superstructure, we got an immaturity mansion out of the last one

16 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 10:16 [Del]

( ί ƒŽί) That mansion holds a lot of MITTENS!

17 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 10:19 [Del]

Has "Gay Magic" been mentioned yet?

18 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 10:37 [Del]

I believe >>17 spoke briefly about it.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 11:08 [Del]

tupac.html

20 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 14:30 [Del]

Gay Magic is an important and pressing world, if not universal, issue.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 19:29 [Del]

(L^ิƒΦOิ)

22 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 12:01 [Del]

Everyone who has posted or will post in this thread is a panda.

23 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 15:25 [Del]

>>22
Then doesn't that mean you are NOT a panda?

24 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 16:40 [Del]

>>23
If we're counting from before >>22 hit "Reply," then he fits in the "will post" category. And if we're counting from after he falls in the "has posted" category.

Ergo, >>22 is a panda.

25 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 16:59 [Del]

>>24
But the post isn't considered a post until it is officially posted. Because what if after he typed in his reply he deleted it and decided against posting it. In that case he would not be a panda now would he? So by posting he is saying he is not a panda.

26 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 18:09 [Del]

>>25
If he hadn't posted it, then the statement "everyone who has posted or will post in this thread is a panda" would not have been made, and there would be no claims for or against his pandaness. Thus the subject of >>22's pandaness would be an entirely moot point.

However, he did post it, and he falls into either one or the other of his own criteria. Therefore, he is calling himself a panda as well.

27 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 20:09 [Del]

>>26
No he does not. The moment the post officially appeared on the page is when the post was posted, yes? In his statement he says everyone who HAS POSTED. We can assume this means every post PRIOR to the time of the post, and so he obviously is not a panda in that regard. Likewise, in the second statement he says that anyone who WILL post in this thread is in fact a panda. This, once again, says that any post IN THE FUTURE after the point in time in which he posted is by a panda. Thus, >>22-san is the only nonpanda in this thread; however, he is infinitely close to being a panda.

28 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 20:16 [Del]

>>27
But >>22san was not frozen in time the moment he posted. He has posted in this thread, and therefore is a panda.

Or are you saying that >>22san's post is now a lie?

29 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 20:36 [Del]

>>28
It refers to itself as a marking point but never says the poster himself is a panda. Thus we cannot make the assumption he is in fact a panda.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-01 11:58 [Del]

>>29 poops in the bamboo forest

31 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-01 18:35 [Del]

>>30 eats bamboo covered in poop.

32 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-06 14:32 [Del]

>>31 eats and poops bamboo.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-08 11:35 [Del]

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Who cares about bamboo anyways.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-08 17:05 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "previous poster is a panda" thing.

35 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-09 10:00 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole posting thing.

36 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-10 10:13 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "Secret Area of VIP Quality" thing.

37 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-15 13:13 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "Immaturity Mansion" thing.

38 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-18 12:12 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "Jesus was a nigger" thing.

39 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-19 18:57 [Del]

>>38
lolol

40 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-28 20:45 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "Emergency mittens" thing.

41 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-03 13:43 [Del]

>>27
If he was not a panda by virtue of the "posted in this thread" clause not affecting him at the moment of typing, then the "or will post" clause would, since he then proceeded to post in this thread.

42 Post deleted by user.

43 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-07 11:16 [Del]

ĩ__ĩ
i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "Bringing up old debates" thing.

44 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-10 11:08 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "being uninterested" thing.

45 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-11 07:06 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole" Thing.

46 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-11 11:04 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "copy and paste" thing.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-11 17:21 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "invasion" thing.

48 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-23 14:03 [Del]

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α- Your lack of interest in any particular thing is hardly relevant.

49 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-24 21:54 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "posting messages on the internet" thing

50 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-26 11:55 [Del]

I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole "I'm not really into the whole " thing

51 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-27 04:19 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "recursive humor" thing.

52 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-13 03:59 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole thing.

53 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-13 04:57 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not

54 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-13 08:05 [Del]

@@@@@@@@@@@@^άR
@@@@@@@@@@@/iœjiœj @@excuse me may i am into things
@@@@@@@@@@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/
@@@@@@@@@@@| /MΖƁL
@@@@@@@@@@ //@| |
@@@@@@@@@@‚t@ .‚t

55 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-14 11:19 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α- thing.

56 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-16 12:25 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j

57 Name: VIPPER : 2007-11-18 07:20 [Del]

Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

58 Name: VIPPER : 2007-12-06 04:51 [Del]

Theres no stopping us.

59 Name: VIPPER : 2008-01-26 10:56 [Del]

ĩ__ĩ
(@ί m߁j

Bump

60 Name: VIPPER : 2008-01-26 13:16 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole bumping thing, but neither in the saging one.

61 Name: Im not really into the whole VIPPER thing : 2008-01-26 19:03 [Del]

ĩ__ĩ
i@ί mί) I'm just not.

62 Name: VIPPER : 2008-01-27 05:12 [Del]

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole @
@iί m߁@j I'm not really into the whole@
@iί m߁@j I'm not really into the whole@
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole@
@iί m߁@j I'm not really into the whole@
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole@
@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole thing.

63 Name: VIPPER : 2008-01-27 12:08 [Del]

@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole cat ears thing

64 Name: sage : 2008-02-10 00:21 [Del]





65 Name: VIPPER : 2008-02-17 17:14 [Del]

i ίά߁j

66 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-04 11:02 [Del]

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@No one is here.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance now !
@@@@@|

@@@@@τ@@™
@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
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@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

@@@τ@@@@™
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@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

67 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-04 11:02 [Del]

@@@@@τ@@™
@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

@@@τ@@@@™
@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RANTA RANTA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

68 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-04 11:03 [Del]

@@@@@τ@@™
@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

@@@τ@@@@™
@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RANTA RANTA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

69 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 19:01 [Del]

hello im captain obvious the singe rif you payme enough i will give you access to an album of DQN quality ;)
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1217462701/l50

70 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 09:27 [Del]

Regarding the "VIPPER PARTY'' banner:
How come the VIP hats are free if I have to payhim enough ;) first? I am confused...

71 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 09:29 [Del]

>>70

daddycool is a strong proponent of capitalism, and anything that involves payinghim enough ;)

72 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 11:47 [Del]

DADDYCOOL IS A LIAR AND A SWINDLER! DON'T PAYHIM YOUR MONEY!
SPREAD THE WORD, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET FRAMED!
YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT I STILL KNOW EVERYTHING!

73 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 23:21 [Del]

>>72
He will not be pleased when he sees your blasphemy.

74 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 18:03 [Del]

>>72
Evacuate the area! We have a free thinker!

75 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 18:53 [Del]

>>72
Oh are you in for it now.

76 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-03 00:05 [Del]

( LƒΦ`)‚Α-̾ It's not that DQN died - I died. Rather, I was supposed to. But they kept bringing my thread back again and again. Just like they've done for all the major characters, like Rei and such. There's a limit to how far you can drag on that kind of humor.

( LƒΦ`)‚Α-̾ It also doesn't help when the BBS gets flooded with people from other shitty websites, like 4chan and Gaia, who think making shit posts makes things funnier (the word nigger doesn't make things funny, by the way), REFUSE TO FOLLOW THREAD DIRECTIONS, and ruin everything.

( LƒΦ`)‚Α-̾ But in the end, who really cares? It's an internet message board and anyone who takes it seriously is a true DQN. That's why I, Grandpa, want to relax in the board of VIPPERS, but because my name and face have tarnished so much, it's no longer possible.

( LƒΦ`)‚Α-fwik-@@-̾
( LƒΦ`) So goodnight, fellow VIPPERS. I'll just head back to DQN and suffer some more.

77 Name: -fwik-@@-̾ : 2008-08-03 00:15 [Del]

@@@@@τ@@™
@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ GRANDPA TAN
@@@@@@R(;LƒΦ`)Ι @@GRANDPA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@GRANDPA GRANDPA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

@@@τ@@@@™
@@@@@τ@^ _@@@GRANDPA GRANDPA
@@@@@@R(LƒΦ`;)Ɂ@@GRANDPA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@GRANDPA PANDA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

78 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-03 14:12 [Del]

>>76
Is a dirty nignog

79 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-03 14:52 [Del]

>>57

sounds like my kind of guy.

80 Name: I'M KOREAN SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN AMERICAN IS PIG DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? DO YOU WANT A PIZZA? AME : 2008-08-08 09:38 [Del]

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

Greetings, I am a Korean.
I would like to address those who are no better than dogs, these citizens of the United States of America.
Yes, I would even say that these Americans are indistinguishable from pigs.
Perhaps these Americans would like a Hamburger sandwich?
Or perhaps they would like a pizzerian pie?
No doubt, as becoming of those as foul as swine.
Even their president, George Walker Bush Junior, is but a common cut throat.
These United States of America can carry on with its harlotry and revelry.

81 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 16:15 [Del]

>>76
The best way to combat this is to invite people from GOOD websites to come here. Nobody is going to stop coming just because you tell them. Instead, you must overwhelm them from people of common places like:

able2know
the-brights.net
yahoo message boards
political discussion boards
physicsforums
even anime fansites

82 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 03:49 [Del]

I SUGGEST SENDING EMAIL INVITES FOR FREE TRIAL OF SAoVQ.

Cool?

83 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 04:06 [Del]

>>82
After they pay for their first months subscription ;)

84 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-20 07:53 [Del]

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