( ´ω`)っ-̾ It's not that DQN died - I died. Rather, I was supposed to. But they kept bringing my thread back again and again. Just like they've done for all the major characters, like Rei and such. There's a limit to how far you can drag on that kind of humor.

( ´ω`)っ-̾ It also doesn't help when the BBS gets flooded with people from other shitty websites, like 4chan and Gaia, who think making shit posts makes things funnier (the word nigger doesn't make things funny, by the way), REFUSE TO FOLLOW THREAD DIRECTIONS, and ruin everything.

( ´ω`)っ-̾ But in the end, who really cares? It's an internet message board and anyone who takes it seriously is a true DQN. That's why I, Grandpa, want to relax in the board of VIPPERS, but because my name and face have tarnished so much, it's no longer possible.

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( ´ω`) So goodnight, fellow VIPPERS. I'll just head back to DQN and suffer some more.