I sometimes wonder if my habit for erotic literature is normal (38)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-31 01:46 [Del]

I'm running out of stories on the alt.sex.stories repository to read. I can hardly get off to mass media porn. Hegre art and Met art pictures sometimes please me, but only after a few paragraphs of steamy text.

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How many 19 year olds could possibly share this quirk? I feel so alone.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-31 03:44 [Del]

wanna cyber? ;)

3 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-01 14:10 [Del]

>>2
Yes I do :)

4 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-01 16:24 [Del]

>>3
I put on my wizard robe and hat.:)

5 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-01 21:55 [Del]

>>4
I put on my fursuit and my vibrator ;)

6 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-01 23:27 [Del]

You grow out of it in your early 20's. if not, seek help from a friendly professional.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 01:45 [Del]

>>6
What is normal?

8 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 01:49 [Del]

>>7
Going outside and socializing with others while appearing clean and smelling clean.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 09:56 [Del]

>>8
But what if I appear clean but am not in every place that is hidden by clothing? And also what if I mask my horrid stench with colone when other people are near-by?

10 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 10:20 [Del]

>>9

>appearing

11 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 13:51 [Del]

As long as you use enough cologne

12 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 14:01 [Del]

SAoVQ, my crotch smells. How can I avoid this so I can appear to be normal in public.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 15:04 [Del]

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14 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 15:46 [Del]

>>8
That sounds insanely difficult.

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16 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 16:30 [Del]

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17 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 22:45 [Del]

>>12
Wash it. Use soap if you have to.

18 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 01:27 [Del]

>>17
You're asking a little much. Slow down please.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 02:06 [Del]

>>18
Why do I have to do everything myself? This is such a pain in the ass.

20 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 02:24 [Del]

Wash my crotch for me, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

21 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 14:31 [Del]

Try masturbating with soap while you shower.

22 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 14:33 [Del]

>>21
Oh god I tried that and it got in the hole. Owowowowowow

23 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 14:40 [Del]

>>22
I did that once. My brother had this shocked look of disgust upon his face.

24 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 22:08 [Del]

>>23
I did that once. My cat had this shocked look of disgust upon his face.

25 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-05 08:34 [Del]

>>24
I did that once. My soap had this shocked look of digust upon his face.

26 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-05 15:59 [Del]

>>25
I did that twice. My hand had this shocked look of disgust upon his face.

27 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-05 17:33 [Del]

>>26
I did that three times. My shower-head had this shocked look of disgust upon her face.

28 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-05 19:51 [Del]

I never did that.

29 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-05 21:02 [Del]

>>28
I did that once. >>28 had this shocked look of disgust upon his face.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-05 22:05 [Del]

Once that I did. Had shocked upon his look of face disgust brother.

31 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-05 22:12 [Del]

I did that once. My shocked look of disgust had gotten all over it's face.

32 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-06 00:29 [Del]

I read that once. My mom had this shocked look of envy upon her face.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-06 00:58 [Del]

My mommed that once. Shocked had this I look of her face upon envy.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-06 19:16 [Del]

My dad is in his mid 60's and reads buttsech fiction on teh webs all the time.

35 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-06 22:32 [Del]

>>34
luls

36 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-06 23:33 [Del]

>>34
Seems like a cool dad, bro!

37 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 21:03 [Del]

>>29

I did that once. It didn't burn, even though I was told that it would.

38 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 23:05 [Del]

I'm glad that mankind has reached a point where porn is "mass media".

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