A SPACE TIME ANOMALY IS FORMING.
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THIS IS VIC VIPER T-301.
Impossible ! There must be some mistake !!
I'LL SUCK IT UP WITH MY WIND TUNNEL.
OPTION !!
OH GOD IT WILL EAT US ALL
Not.
Wow I didn't even notice this thread. Anus threads sure are ANAL about hiding huh?
The beginning of this thread reminded me of the opening sequence to Xenogears, when the bridge operators are talking in urgent voices about space-phase continua
Gradius V, represent.
PSAnus starts up.... vrrr vrr
The controller vibrates..
A PSAnus )*( logo appears on the screen.
An anime opening begins featuring anuses spreading all over.
Red light flashes on and off on the screen, sirens are going off.
A penis shaped spaceship shakes back and forth taking heavy poop damage from a spreading anus in space.
SPREADING ANUS: THE SECOND STORY
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"OKAY, Teh Rei YOU NEED TO LIVE EVACUATE THIS AREA AT ONCE." You are now in control of the character on the bed. The character is moved all across the room inspecting various objects such as a painting of DILDOFACE THE SECOND (King of the old government on Earth). You notice a bulge behind the painting. After taking down the painting a purple dildo is revealed. DILDOGET. Would you like to equip the dildo? (y/n) y After inspecting another area of the room you get DADDYCOOL'S PRECUM (Raises health by 50). 2 x DADDYCOOL'S PRECUMGET. You leave the room and continue down a corridor to a command room. Commander Manmeat: "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG Teh Rei, GET TO YOUR PENISJET!"
There is a siren.
You are now in the COCKpit of the PENISJET. A gaping anus is in front of you in the skirmish between penisjets and anuses. "TAKE DOWN THAT ANUS" says the general and so you fire your cumwads into it. Sadly it sucks you up and you are killed. Would you like to CUNTinue?
(y/n)
You are now on the bridge of the GIGANTIC GAPING ANUS. There are numerous orifices being operated by BUTT TECHNICIANS around you. Your lieutenant strides up to your right and gives a status report.
"The assault on the DICKSUCK is running very smoothly. We will have penetration parties on board the target ship shortly. What are your orders, Commander DILDOX?"