VIP Pickup Lines (19)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-05 07:50 [Del]

I'll show you my SECRET area of VIP quality if you know what I mean ;)

2 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-05 07:52 [Del]

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( ゚∀゚) Maybe if I think up some good pick up lines I can get some oppai for once...

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( ゚∀゚) Hmmm....

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( ゚∀゚) ....

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( ゚∀゚)彡 Oppai! Oppai!
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3 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-05 14:27 [Del]

hello im daddycool the VIPPER join my community of VIPPERS if i payyou enough will you give me access to your secret area of VIP QUALITY? ;)

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4 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-05 21:40 [Del]

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( ゚∀゚) Baby, you don't wanna see how big my VIP QUALITY is.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-06 08:18 [Del]

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( ゚∀゚)彡 Date me! Date me!
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6 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-08 17:09 [Del]

I will pay you enough to gain access to your public area GENITALIA QUALITY because you are a prostitute. ;)

7 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-09 09:59 [Del]

}-{ello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like. I am eleven years old in the sixth grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if I am on yahoo chat. Byeeee~ Thanks for stopping byyyyyy~

8 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-09 15:22 [Del]

>>7
Go to bed Mikey.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-10 10:15 [Del]

Go back to bed, VIPPER.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-10 13:51 [Del]

>>9
NEVER

11 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-10 15:46 [Del]

THE VIPPER DOES NOT SLEEP.

12 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-10 15:46 [Del]

Hey guys what's going on I just woke up from a long nap... Oh... Nevermind just stayed up since I was born.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-11 21:54 [Del]

>>7
Hey sexy momma I would like to date you

14 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-13 13:52 [Del]

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 ( ゚ m゚) I'm quite into the whole bringing you home for sex thing.

15 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-13 18:56 [Del]

>>14
Do you wanna come home we me, tough guy? ;*

16 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-20 22:02 [Del]

Ruv yu rong tiem. Suki suki fuki fuki.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-20 22:15 [Del]

I'M HOT TONIGHT

18 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-21 19:40 [Del]

What is love?

19 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-21 19:40 [Del]

>>18
Baby don't VIP me, no more.

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