OK, I'M RAGING!

MY FRIENDS ARE TOTAL MACFAGS (I'M A WINDOWS USER).

THEY BRING UP STALE ARGUMENTS AND SHITTY BASHES ABOUT WINDOWS:

-HURR MAC OS IS PROTECTED FROM THE VIRUS WINDOWS ISNT!
-HURR MAC OS IS MUCH BETTER WITH A WUN BUTTAN MOUSE
-HURR MAC OS IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS IN EVERY WAY
-HURR MAC CAN RUN ANY WINDOWS OR MAC PROGRAMS
-HURR MAC'S INTERNET IS FASTER WITH ANY BROWSER

THEN, OH MY FUCKING GOD:

-DURR VISTA SUCKS
-DURR WINDOWS GETS VIRUSES
-DURR PEOPLE DOWNGRADE FROM VISTA (Note: I'd like to see some evidence)
-DURR WINDOWS CRASHES
-DURR WINDOWS IS HORRIBLE
-DURR WINDOWS ISN'T MADE WELL

-DURR HURR DE DURR DURR
I SAIL THE SEAS IN MY HURR DE DURR DURR
WITH MY FAITHFUL CREW, HUR DE DURR DURR
I SAIL THE OCEAN'S BLUE
AND HUNT FOR THE TREASURE, HURR DE DURR DURR
WITH LOTS OF GOOD LESURE
DURR DURR HURR DE DURR DURR
HURRRR DURRR
HURRRR DEE DURRR RURRRRR!

YES, THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE.

THEY ARE ALL HARD-HEADED SHIT FUCK-STUBBORN MACFAGS.

THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS.

THEY'RE FEELINGS ARE MAC.

THEY ARE NOT HUMAN.

THEY ARE MAC.

THEY ARE MAC.