When I signed I was guaranteed the following, and I quote:
4.Fair Pricing Model. We lowered our cost from 1000000 VIP coins a month to three easy payments of 999999 VIP coins. This deal won't last forever! Hurry while you still have the chance to become a SAoVQ member at this amazing price.
5. Trillions of users ready to age or sage posts. We are the number one growing VIP Quality site. Millions of new users come everyday.
6. Democracy. Vote for anything under the sun. The majority wins. Currently the SAoVQ presidential and constitutional race are going on so come by and vote either YES or NO, the choice is yours.
7. You keep running out of supplies in the office kitchen. This speaks for itself.
8. CUSTOMER CARE. We stand behind everything we create and are committed to your total satisfaction, providing nationwide quality support and toll free VIPphone assistance.
9. FREE SQUEEKS HAT. If you join within the next 30 days, receive a FREE SQUEEKS HAT. FREEEEEEEEEE SQUEEEKS HATTTTT
10. [obscenity deleted]
And your point?
>>2
Figs. Lots and lots of figs
When I signed I was guaranteed the following, and I quote:
>>5
I never said I didn't get it, I just said that it was what I was promised.
First off, where are my JEW programs, company-matched table cats, cock options, maternity and paternity leave? And why haven't I received any VIP coins?
>>7
Perhaps Vippu-san has not completed his payments? Such matters are know to impede in the way of JEW programs in particularly.
Well you'd best get some quick, then.
>>9
No VIP coins?
Then you clearly are not a Very Important PersonPER. We don't cater to such riff-raff!
Rather ELITIST, aren't we?
Where are the supposed TRILLIONS of vippers? Doesn't that defeat the point of being an elite group?