Chaos in the lab

The wind flowed spraying like into Digimon's face but he was not intrested. The wrold needed to be saved becuse an evil scintist had created a machine that culd destory it! Digimon has a hard time getting into the scientist lair where the man had a gun.
"It's too late," he smiled. It was an evil smile that he held the gun with.
"No it's not too late YOU MONSTER! I WIIL DESTORY YOU!" and he charged. And he used his digimon powar to kill him. The wrold was saved from evil.
"Hooray I saved the wolrd!" he shouted. "THE WORLD IS SAFE"

CHAPTER TWO:
Digimon goes home

But he found that on the way home there was no road. It was too late like the scintist said. He had already destored the road and the people were trapped on the island that they were trapped in.
There was nothing he could do. So he went home and cried.

CHAPTER ONE:
The robot fight

It was been two yeers since teh scintist destoryed the road. Digimon now lerned to eb mor epowarfull to fight the evli!
So he bilt robot body becus the wrold was in danger of a evil digimon.
"You cans not be stopped!" Digimon sayd "You arr my twin borthr!"
"Thats rite. Not even you can stop me!!!!" So they foughted an Digimon's robot suit powerd its laser shoot and blew up teh evil Digimon.

Auther's note: In chapter 2, the evil Digimon is not reely dead. It swa a trick!!

CHAPTER 2:
Surprise attack

Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
Hsi gilrfrend was kiss him "Good morning" say.
But evil Digimon came out fridge and shotted "H-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! I will kill you Digimon!"
Ther was no time for robot so he went right for the fight.
They punched the ceiling and flew to fighting in space.
"I am created by the evil scintist" he sayd!!!!! "I will destoy all the roads and no one can go on them!"
"No! Then people are tarpped and tehy will be stuck!"
"Ha-ha-ha I do not care but you will die now"
They foughts for a long time until they were tired form the fight and Digimon killed him with lethal blow.
"Impossible! I! Cannot be stopped!" Then explosion.
When good Digimon came back he wanted find his girfrend but she leaved. It was too late.
"Sarah! You moved to Englind too soon and I did't say bye!"
But she was gon.

GUNDAM WING - Final Battle

Heero was having rough day at school and his muffin for lunch did not taste the good. "No I am uhngry and this is not good" and threw the muffin and hit a guy.

"Hey the " guy said. It was having bad day.

"Sorry" and so Heero went to his gundam and he flew away to be by himself at the north pole.

"HAHAHAHAHA" said Zechs who was waiting there for him "I have returned and I will kill the erath with gundam powar!"

They fought and Heero won. But Zechs detonatationed his gundam and the north pole blew up.

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!" Heero was mad at all the penguins die.

Zechs got the ship and flew to space. Heero's gundam was not good for space the he went spoking with talk to the gundam inventor who fixed it.

"Now I can fly to space combat" and they fought in space where tehy battled with beam swords antil both mobile suits were all damaged and none could move. This was the end of combat and Duo found them and rescued Heero.

"No I cannot be left to die" Zechs said and he was stuck there in space.

"Thank you" Heero and Duo went to Earth where they had peace.

MAYBE THE END . . . . ?

THE MATRIX RETURN

Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead"
"No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink.
Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu"
So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts.
Neo kick him "Good job"

"Morpheus we got a distress signal it is from Niobe"
So they ran into the ship and they found Nioba and she was okay but there was a sentinal.
Neo punched it. His hand was hurting very badly.
"Neo you must be careful" Morphus said and shot the robot.
"Wait" Neo said and he downloaded how to kill the sentinels. But it was too late and cause the machines created a new matrix.
"No, we cannot our powers in the new matrix"
Then Neo disconnected but he was looked dead, and they all told Niobe the sad news.
"What happen in the first matrix" "They are all dead"

"tihs is too much" Morphus shotted quietly "help me fight to save this"
"i illh elp you" Trinity say with the cry she was sad cause thoughts neo was dead but it was matrix trick!
Neo try to say help but his body wads frozedn
"sOh no!" Merpheus say at teh radar screen "more matrix is attack us"
"we will have to jug in" Trinity hooked her up
Wehn they entared teh place was filled with Smiths because the matrix was curroopted with the matrix virus.
"I'll fight this 500" Morpus said and he sworded out his katana at great attack.
Trinity watch in amazing! "You are so good"
"What's this" Morpeud read a data becauz he was fight agents and make them run, but the data said some information!
"It say Neo is alife! We shuld wait go back to seak to him" and they tooks off by using phone interface.

Neo was okay they finds because of mediskel equipmont.
"The matrix is virused wso they cans not control the people any morR,. We arm not win yet but shall continue of the fight!"
They aggreed and formed for strewngth so they could fight the matrix one other day
"gentalmen the fight goes on" Neo said with fist and the crews cheered with new hope.

BLACK CRISIS WITH MASTER CHIEF

"Chief?"
"Not now," Master Chief answered, as he blasted his rifle at the Covenant guys. "I am in an emergency."
When the emergency was over, he said to the radio, "What is the message?"
"It is very important," said Private Martha Berk, "and you must return to base. I will drive you there."
She pulled in on a warthog just in time as more Covenant came running with other guns.
Chief jumped into the back and fired with the turret at full power.
"What is it?" He said as he shot all over.
"Hold on," Martha panicked. "We are driving right into a black hole."
When Master Chief killed the last of the covenant he let go of the turret and picked up two rocket launchers.
"It's action time," he said. Then he pointed and fired the rockets at the black hole but it did nothing.
"Giant greats!" He exscreamed! But it was too late and they got sucked in. His plan didn't work.
"Our only plan is to use a teleport," she shouted but couldn't be heard over the black hole. Minutes later they were on
the ship and everything was okay.
"Thanks for saving us," Master Chief sighed because it was a long day.

Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

CASTLEVANIA: WISPS OF DRACULA

The Richter Belmont was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the candle for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the evil!"

So he takesd the power and the light turned to white all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision.
Ricten gasp "It is teh powerful!"

Ten Dracula came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where tBelmont family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Ricter said goodbye to neibhour Shelly and ran off to fight the vampire.

First he foght the Frankensteing and death but a whole bunch of skeletons too until he found teh Dracula.

"Haha" Dracula laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost midnight and then i will be MOr powerful!"
"I can fight for few hourse more and " he whip the crystal out of Darculas handd.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Rihcter whip again and darcula neck blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Whip again" he commanded as he whipped at the head off. Darcula's head rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to dust.

I W"ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when he is older that is curst ofe the belmonts"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Richter was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Belmont. He wuld have nother child.

Yuffie's Chocobo

Yuffie was hopping up and down excitedly as Cloud and Tifa brought
forth the pretty new chocobo that was to be hers. "Thank you so much!"
she exclaimed, "This is so nice after all that I've..." Cloud held up a
hand and frowned. She hung her head, knowing full well he was still a
bit pissed from all those times she had ripped them off. She glanced
over at the pretty green chocobo that was standing by the Highwind. He
looked very regale, calm, and like he could outrun anything that would
ever try to harm him. She ran over and began to lead him inside. "C'mon
DrahEm Kcuf, time to go to your new room!" she exclaimed. Tifa shook her
head and said, "She certainly is infatuated with it isn't she?" Cloud
smirked, "Face it, she's been a thief most her life. Exactly how many
friends do you suppose she has that would give her something valuable?"
Tifa smiled and nodded, her breasts bouncing jovially all the while.
They then followed her into the Highwind.

Later, after a good meal and some drinks, the adults decided to
kick back for some rest. Tifa snatched Clouds hand and drug him away to
some dark corner of the ship, Yuffie vanished off with several crew
members and Barrett, Vincent departed to his room to "meditate" alone,
and Cid was left by himself at the table. He looked around at the empty
seats and realized just how lonely he was. He stood and walked over to a
window to watch the great expanse of land below them flying by. The
world, he thought, the entire world was just flying by, and he was
alone.... He sighed and concentrated on the world below him, trying to
become one with it. Movement caught his eye. Below was a small group of
chocobos running. He then felt this strange feeling course through him.
He felt suddenly a sort of kinship to these beasts of burden. He then
remembered Yuffie's chocobo, DrahEm Kcuf. He turned and left for the
stable.

He entered the stable and stared long and hard at the pretty green
chocobo. It was curled up and sleeping, a sweet and innocent expression
on it's feathered face. Cid quietly stepped nearer it so as to get a
better view of it. He then felt a stirring within, and warmth spreading
through him. His face was beginning to burn, and he couldn't resist the
urge to step over and touch it lightly on it's head. DrahEm Kcuf's head
jerked up and he chirped softly. Cid jumped ever so slightly, he hadn't
meant to wake it. He then stroked it's head once more. It nuzzled his
hand and warbled neath it's breath. Ever so slightly Cid's breathing
increased, and his heart rate rose. "Such a pretty chocobo," he muttered
quietly. He stood up and moved over to where the supplies were on the
wall. He took down a muzzle, one that was normally reserved for wild and
noisy chocobo, and gently placed it on DrahEm Kcuf's beak. He fastened
it tightly behind the chocobo's head. A lil too tight, for the poor
things eyes misted with tears for a moment. It stood and looked to Cid.
He stared back at the chocobo for a moment, rubbing his abdomen and
thinking to himself, his thoughts all jumbled into nothing but noise now.
He began swaying and humming. A moment passed, and he turned and pulled
out straps meant for restraining incredibly violent chocobo. He then
went to work restraining DrahEm Kcuf.

Finally it stood there, unable to move or cry out. It looked over
to Cid nervously. Cid was now drooling ever so slightly and rubbing his
crotch. "Lonely," he mumbled, "I'm lonely pretty boy, are you lonely
too?" Cid unbuttoned his pants with his right hand while his left
continued it's stroking. He then slid them off onto the floor. He stood
behind the chocobo and ran his fingers through it's lovely green
feathers. He snatched a handful of feathers in his left hand and pulled
a bit. The chocobo tried to squawk, and at that time his right hand lead
his meaty cock into it's rear. It's eyes widened in fear and it's face
contorted in pain. It shivered as Cid's shaft tore into it's rectum. In
and out Cid went, slowly first, but then faster, more violent. Cid paid
no mind to the blood that was seeping out around his penis, he only cared
for the moment. He felt wonderful, he felt at one with nature and the
chocobo. "Yes..." he hissed quietly, his voice taking on a more hateful
tone, "Lonely damn bird!" He gripped it's feathers with both hands and
pulled it toward him. Green feathers were floating on the air about
him. He giggled to himself as he saw them glimmering in the last rays of
daylight. His head was spinning, he felt like he was becoming apart from
himself. He felt the warm trickle of the blood going down his legs, and
smelled it's arousing scent. "You love me bird..." he cooed evilly.
DrahEm Kcuf's head was drooping slightly, it was on the verge of passing
out. Cid saw this and grabbed the feathers of it's head and pulled it
way back so that he could whisper to it. "Don't you go out on me," he
said, "or I'll hurt you. Heh, lonely chocobo, I'm lonely too." He then
began to choke it slightly as he pounded violently into the poor thing.
The blood was now pouring out, and it's rectum was beginning to puff out,
swollen, painful. Finally Cid came, semen and blood poured out in a
disgusting pink mixture. At this same time the chocobo's own penis,
which had hardened against it's will shot off. It's semen sprayed it's
own and Cid's feet. Cid breathed a sigh of relief and slumped against
the chocobo which fell immediately into a faint. After a moment he wiped
down, and removed all the restraints from the chocobo. He dressed and
went back to the dining area to take a nap.

Yuffie's scream brought everyone else running. The chocobo had
come half awake and was dragging itself across the floor to her. Blood
was still leaking out from behind it, and it's intestines were poking
out. Cloud clamped a hand over his mouth in shock. Tifa grabbed Yuffie
and they turned away. Yuffie was shaking, apparently in shock. Barrett
stood gaping, then yelled, "What the hell happened?!" Cloud shook his
head, unable to fathom a reply. Vincent leaned against the doorway, an
odd expression on his face. 'What's that smell?' he thought to himself,
'It smells like..' He then shook his head and scanned the room quickly.
Some of the blood seemed to be mixed with an odd whitish substance. He
shook his head and quietly left the room. He followed the sound of Cid's
snoring. He could still hear Yuffie's hysteric sobs, and the sympathetic
cries coming from Tifa. He could also hear Clouds kind words, and
Barrett explaining that it was dying and would need to be put down.
Finally, Vincent entered the dining area. Cid was curled up under the
table with the most blissful and peaceful smile upon his face. He looked
nothing like the Cid they usually saw. He could have been an innocent
angel. Vincent then smelled a familiar scent again, this time it was
blood. He smelled the chocobo's blood, and it's source was Cid........

Intro:

"Hi, i'm Oscar". "And i'm Artemis, Minako's ex-white cat"..."we're here to
tell you, how we met, how we fell in love with each other, and well how we
lost our virginity. Oscar's an Hermaphrodite, i.e.=a boy that has a dick

and pussy (with clit and everything) at the same time!!imagen that!"

"HEY!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP ARTEMIS!!" "Oops!sorry, Oscar" "Well, nevermind

            Artemis,soooo let's get on with the show!"

                          Artemis's lover:

The day was unusually fresh, for being June/2/97 , Oscar was walking on a
lonely street,only with a Sprite bottle, and a WWF magazine. His toughts
were racing on why he was so depress, he had always spyed on the sailor
scouts, ever since luna caught up with Usagi, but most of all, when Artemis
joined the group. He always tought "Why am i obsesed with that cat?" he
than realized he had a crush on Artemis!! , even tough he was a boy, even
tough Artemis was a cat.But not an ordinary cat that is. He then squeezed
the bottle so hard, it blew up, soaking his shirt, his pants, and his
tennis. He was upset to know that he was in love with a cat! He knew were
Minako lived, her adress, her phone number, and her P.O.BOX. He said to
himself "I'll do it...but i'll probably hate myself in the morning" he ran
to his house, ihis bedroom, and started to write a letter to Artemis,
sending it to Minako's place.

The next day, Minkao checked the mail and gasped when she saw an envelope
that readed"To:Artemis From:.......". She then yelled "Artemis!", Artemis
still asleep, yawned and stretched the last bit of sleep from his
beautyfull little body ."What is it Minako?" he asked,still asleep.
"Artemis, you have a letter!" said Minako,giving him the
envelope."WHAT!??"he gasped"How can someone know my name, and my ability to
talk?"he said shreding-open he envelope, and said to Minako"Minako-chan,
could you leave me alone for a moment?". "Sure" replied Minako, stepping
out of the bedroom.Artemis readed the letter that said:

"Dear Artemis:You don't know who i am, don't know what i am, don't know
anything about me. But belive me......i know everything there's to know
about you... i liked you since the moment i saw you. No one deserves you
but me. Some day, some time, at the right moment, we'll meet.and i'll have
you. Until then see ya!

Artemis gulped hard, and shivered, thinking that i would kill him. Minako
entered the bedroom and said"Artemis, is everything all right?"Artemis
looked whiter than usual "Yes quite fine" and left the room with a
sigh.Minako looked for the letter but he had thrown it to the window. "I
hope he's all right" Minako said stepping into the shower. Artemis knew
that he'd better be on the look out, if someone tried to kidnap him.He had
the same secuence in his mind, every second it passed.Asking himself things
like= "Who's that person?" "Is he good or evil?" "What he'll do to me?".

Around 9:00 pm Artemis showed up at Minako's house,curved up into a fuzzy
ball and went to sleep. The next day Artemis woke up to the sound of
chriiping birds "Damn birds"he said woking up.He got up before Minako did,
so he went for a walk. Unfortunatelly, Luna caught him, "Hello Artemis,why
are you so concerned". Artemis replied "Well luna, last day i recieved a
letter from a secret person" Luna gasped"WHAT?!? That's impossible, no one
except our sailor scouts know our name's and ability to talk"Artemis still
upset responded "I know...it told me that, it liked me since it saw me, and
that some day i'll meet it" Luna sighed "Well, lets hope that's not the
negaverse." Atemis looked at luna and said "CAN'T YOU THINK ANYTHING THAT'S
NOT THE NEGAVERSE?!" he frogned and left her."Luna said to herself "Poor
Artemis, it's not his fault" and just continued her path.

Artemis was too perturbated to notice the 6 cats that were hcasing
him."Damn! i hate being such a sexy cat!!" Then a loud MEOW filled the air
Artemis turned his back, and saw the other cats him "GET THE FUCK OFF MY
BACK!YOU BASTARDS, I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD TODAY!"he said as he prepared
his claws and teeth to fight, he knew that he'll lost, but he couldn't just
let those cats kick his butt without a fight. The fight was rough, those
cats began ripping him off, cutting him in the stomach, his arm, his leg,
his back and his ear.(OUCH!) Oscar was aruond that fight, returning from a
baseball game, with his bat on the shoulder. Artemis was already badly
wounded, and bleeding to death. Oscar passed by the alley were Artemis was.
Oscar gasped as he instantly recognized Artemis, he took his bat and ran to
help him, he hitted 3 cats simultaneusly with it.BOOMSHACALAKA! blood
spurted out from the craneum of the other cats,he actually broke the head
of the one that wounded Artemis!. The cats laid around dead, as Oscar
grabbed Artemis, and huged him tightly, while covering him with his shirt,
Artemis saw Oscar and he said weakly "W...Who are you?" then every thing
went black...Oscar, with tears in his eyes, said to Artemis "Don't worry my
dear Artemis, you'll be allright".

Artemis woke up to the sound of a door closing.Oscar saw this and said
crying "Artemis!!Thank god you're alive!!" Artemis tought "How does he know
my name?" Artemis just meowed Oscar hearing this said "Oh Artemis, you
don't have to pretend with me. It's all right you can talk". "Who are
you?"Artemis asked still sour from the fight. Oscar took a deep
breath...and said "Artemis, i'm that guy who sent you that letter". Artemis
gasped "WHAT?!? So you're the one!". Oscar looked a little scared and said
"Sorry Artemis, i didn't meant to scare you. But how could i said my
feelings to you in person?" Artemis coughed "hmmmm...you may have a point
there" Oscar looked him straight in the eyes and said "Artemis,
i....i....love you. ever since i saw you, i knew it was our destiny to be
together" Artemis got a little embarrased and said "I some how, feel the
same for you Oscar, but doesn't it matter that you're a human and i'm a
cat? Oscar blushed and said"Well Artemis, i have a little secret you
know...." Artemis looked him with an evilly smile "Hmmm. What secret?"
Oscar took another deep breath and said "Artemis..i'm an HERMAPHRODITE"
Artemis went wide eyed "NO KIDDING?". Oscar said "No" as he started to
undress, Artemis was paralized, as he looked Oscar's dick, and below that
his pussy, Artemis had a goofy smile on his face. Oscar gasped "Uh? Oh you
PERVERT!!" and slapped him silly "MEOWUCH!!". "Oops!sorry Artemis, how
could i stay mad at you?" he then said "Now look Artemis, your wounds will
get infected if i don't clean them,ok?" Artemis happily said "OK". And so
Oscar turned the shower on, Artemis went inside with Oscar,and cleaned his
soft fur, Artemis enjoyed Oscar's tact,rubbing his fur with a desinfectant
soap,while purring softly, he didn't like baths very much, but this was
with his lover, so how could he resist a bath with his true love?

Then, they laid in the bed all stretched out, with Artemis's wounds now
closed. Artemis broke the silence saying "Soooo" Oscar replied "Soo what?"
Artemis said evily "Are you still a virgin?" Oscar responded a little
embarrased "Why yes, in fact i have been saved myself for you...my love"
Oscar said, as he hugged Artemis and kissed in his lips, Artemis eventually
opened his mouth letting Oscar's tounge to play with his. Oscar then went
south, caressing all of Artemis's parts along the way with his tounge. He
didn't care for his fur.And reached his little dick,caressing it with his
fingers, and licking it as if it was a clit. Artemis moaned silently with
his eyes closed, as Oscar continued. Oscar looked the expression on
Artemis's face and said "Artemis, you feel good, don't you?" Artemis was
grabbing the bed with his nails, it was too much pleasure for him
"AHH!.....Please....don't stop....AHH!" Oscar's fingers replaced his
tounge,and it went licking it's way up, to his stomach, his chest, his
chin, and again to his mouth, they locked tounges again,as Oscar's fingers
continued to stroke artemis's dick, they parted tounges "AHH....That's
it....OHH" Artemis said. Oscar again went south, but this time he began
licking Artemis's dick like if it was a
nipple."AHH...Please....don't....UHH...do that...AHH"Artemis said, feeling
a little embarrased.Oscar still stroking his dick said"Why not?don't you
feel good?". Artemis said
"Yes...AHH...but....it's...embarrasing...UHH".Oscar kept sucking on
Artemis's dick,as Artemis moaned louder, suddenly Artemis climaxed,letting
out a part of his load in Oscar's mouth. Artemis saw Oscar's face and
noticed the cum, "Oh,sorry Oscar, i just lost control" Oscar looked him
with a smile "It's ok. Artemis, it's good to release it" he giggled and
then, plunged his finger on Artemis's little hole

"AAHHH!!!UHHHH!UUUMMM!!Yesss!"Artemis said, as his body was convulsioned by
the motion of Oscar's finger, Artemis had tears in his eyes, he was
enjoying it but it was painfull. Oscar pulled his finger out of Artemis's
little hole,and then Artemis said "It's my turn now" Artemis began licking
Oscar's big dick, ,and began giving him a blow job, Oscar tought "Wow, i've
never seen a blow job this fast!" and said "AHH,OHH,YES,you make it good"
Artemis smiled, as he continued, he then went his down, licking his way to
Oscar's inner thighs. Oscar began breathing Quicker as Artemis's tounge got
closer to his pink, swollen slit, now damped and wet from his love juices,
Artemis then smiled as he reached his pussy, licking his clit in little
circles, his tounge and chin were being soaked by Oscar's love juices.
Oscar started to spasm, and his back arched up making his firm ass up bed,
Artemis, with his paws opened Oscar's pussy lips, and now, Artemis's tounge
darted in and out of Oscar's love hole. Artemis wanted to plunge into him
here and there,but, alas, he was to small, even tough he had a big member
for a cat, but just like Oscar could read the toughts of cats, said
"Don't...AHH...worry Artemis..UHH...fuck me...AHH...please"he begged,
Artemis gladly accepted, and trusted his little dick inside him, waving it
across Oscar's inner walls. Oscar began to sweat like hell, and artemis, a
little frustrated about his size, plunged his paws into him.Oscar feeling
this, yelled "AAAHHHH!!!YESSSS,UUUHHHMM" gasping for air, as an inmense
wave of pleasure ripped him. Artemis slowly moved his paws in and out from
Oscar's slick love hole, bringing out more pre-cum, as Oscar got more
excited,suddenly Oscar began stroking his own cock,Artemis saw this and
took his paws out from Oscar's love hole.Artemis then grabbed-stroke
Oscar's dick with his slippery paws,pumping Oscar's dick and putting it
into his mouth. Oscar started fingering himself, his pussy easily accepted
his first 2 fingers and eventually trusted another 3, Oscar pulled out a
puddle of cum, and said to Artemis "Here artemis" Artemis licked the cum
out of Oscar's fingers, retained it in his mouth, and went to Oscar's face,
again they locked tounges, Artemis let out the cum from his mouth and into
Oscar's mouth,they enjoyed the sweet flavor of the cum in their kiss.
Artemis then returned to Oscar's crotch sucking on Oscar's dick,Oscar
continued fingering himself as well, as Artemis pumped his dick over
Oscar's tight pussy. Artemis then, straighten up his tail and entered the
driping love hole with it, pumping it slowly making Oscar spasm even
more.in one final trusth Artemis pumped all of his load over Oscar's tight
pussy. The feeling of him spraying over his pussy, made Oscar go over the
edge,he reached his fisrt orgasm,he grabbed the bed desesperately as he
lost control, as his dick let out a high amount of sperm making Artemis
feel what Oscar feelt,his cunt letting a great amount of cum,soaking the
bed sheets and his lover's tail,and his cunt seized his fingers and Artemis
pumping tail,he shoved even more deeply his fingers making a second orgasm
hit him ,Artemis teased his clit as the last wave of pleasure runned by
Oscar's sapmed body.he took out his fingers, enjoying the taste of his
first cum, Artemis as well licked his paws, Artemis laid on him, flat on
his stomach, tail out of his pussy,and said "OHH....Oscar...umm...i've
never felt so satisfyed...." Oscar said exhausted "Thank you my love" they
laid in the bed for about 18 min. and dose off to sleep. The next
day...Oscar woke up and didn't saw Artemis anywhere,he grew concerned,
"Artemis!?" he shouted to see if he was around, he looked everywhere, but
only found a note that said

"Dear Oscar=I went over to Minako's house to talk about what just happened
between you and me, i'll be all right, i'll return for about 10:00am. Love
you Artemis

It was 9:35am. when Artemis returned, Oscar asked him "Soo, how did every
thing went?" Artemis responded "Well...it was hard to Minako and the others
tho admit, that i was in love with a hermaphrodite, but they at the end
understood.even Luna" Artemis sighed . Oscar said "Well,i'll protect you in
every battle you go with the sailor scouts" Artemis looked happy to hear
that "Thanks Oscar,You're indeed a great person....and boyfriend" Oscar
replied "Right" and they went to the kitchen to eat.....

THE END.....FOR NOW

          Well i tried to spell check ok? no promises!!!

Author notes: Well thi storie has more action than sex so don't expect a
lot from this one ok? also, reading my first h-fanfic "Artemis's
lover" is

        prefered, some plot twist carry on into this storie,

                               Intro:

As a dark star reaches earth, Luna & Artemis grow concerned. They sence a
great evil aproximating. And it will take everything from the scouts to

                            destroy it.

                            A Black Day:

It was 9:12am and Oscar woke up, stretching up and trying to open his eyes,
"AAAHUUMM. Another day, another life" Oscar said "Don't you think
Artemis?"
he asked Artemis, but he wasn't around "Damn!! I hate when he does
that!"
he said frogning, and going into the shower. Meanwhile Artemis was outside
with Luna, "Artemis, you felt it too, didn't you?" Luna asked Artemis
"Yes,
it's a great amount of evil, coming towards earth" Artemis said as he
shivered "We have to tell the others!" Luna said as she turned back
and
left, "OK!" Artemis replied, as he went home. Oscar came out of the
bathroom, still wet from the shower. Artemis showed up "Artemis, where
have
you been?" Artemis still looked scared "Artemis, is everything
allright?"
Oscar asked concerned "In fact, no. Something evil is coming towards
earth,
and i don't know if we can stop it!" Oscar got scared "SHIT! Guess
i'll
have to use my fighting abilities again,uh?" Artemis smiled at him
"Right...". Meanwhile, Usagi was still asleep, dreaming with Mamoru
"UHH....yes...Mamo-chan..AHH!" she moaned softly
"Mamo-chan...it's soo
BIG..ughmm" she was now getting wet, and Luna was asleep over her crotch,
she felt her juices flowing down her legs, soaking her panties, her covers,
and finally Luna's legs. Luna felt something warm below her, she opened her
eyes, just to see Usagi moaning "AHH...UMMUHM" Luna smiled
"hmm...she must
be having a really good dream" she said, as she went inside the bed
covers,
pulled Usagi's panties, and started licking her juices
"UMM..Mamo-chan..yes...lick me" she said, as she felt tickling warm
tounge,
tease and flick her clit, when Luna heared Usagi, she giggled and tought
"Poor Usagi, she's soo inocent" and continued licking her, she then
went
inside Usagi's neglije and started licking and playing with her breasts and
nipples, Usagi moand softly, but her breath came into short gasps, "AHH,I
LOVE YOU,MAMO-CHAN" Luna giggled again "Usagi, i'll show you that
i'm
better than Mamoru" she said as she licked her tits in circles, until it
touched the nipples, teasing them furiously. Usagi moaned louder,
"AHH....Mamo-chan...come inside me...please" Luna gasped as she
heard
Usagi, and tought "Well, i knew i would have to use it some day" she
licked
her way down to Usagi's crotch, and licked her outer cunt lips, while
Usagi's cunt released her fluids, Luna went down Usagi's bed and picked up
her item "I hope Usagi never sees this" Luna returned to Usagi's
crotch
before she felt her ausence. Usagi felt something sharp pointedm going up
and down her outer cunt lips, she said "Mamo-chan....Please!" Luna
smiled
as she plunged her item inside Usagi's tight pussy, "AHHUHHUHMM!"
she
moaned, as she grabed the bed desesperately, and began crying, while Luna
darted her item in and out of Usagi's love hole, her body spasming and
convlusioning from the motion of Luna's item, Luna saw Usagi's face and
noticed her tears, "Usagi, i do belive you're enjoyng this" Usagi felt
that
something began vibrating inside her, Luna had turned her item on, IT WAS A
DILDO! "AHHAYEEH!!" Usagi yelled as she reached her orgasm, and cum
spurted
out of Usagi's love hole, some of the cum sprayed Luna's face, Luna smiled
"Ohh, Usagi, see? I'm better than Mamoru" she then, pushed the dildo
all
inside Usagi. Usagi again spurted out cum from her cunt. Luna kept darting
the dildo in and out, making Usagi's body to spasm even more. Luna then
turned off the dildo and pulled it slowly, out from Usagi's cunt. "She
should have enjoyed her pleasure ride" Luna said as she licked the cum
out
from the dildo. Usagi's breath slowed down, as her pleasure went off. Luna
said "i'd better hide this thing in another place" as she hid it
under
Usagi's matresess. And Luna curled up over Usagi's crotch and sat there
until Usagi woke up. when she woke up, she saw her bed all wet, and gasped
"Oh my. I hope that Luna didn't noticed this. Luna heard her and said
silently "Oh Usagi, i didn't,he he he". Later that day everyone,
even
Oscar, where at Rei's temple, trying to make some sort of an attack plan.
Rei nodded "Well, i really can't see what or who, is on that star"
everyone
was thinking, even Usagi. Suddenly Artemis said "EVERYONE DUCK!!!!"
Oscar
grabbed Artemis and protected him with his body, as a loud BOOM came from
outside,everyone was scared. And went out just to see the city in ruins,
the streets cracked, buildings destroyed, many people didn't survived. But
Rei gor furious as she saw her grandfather and Chad crushed by a pillar!!!
she yelled "NOW IT'S PERSONAL!!!!!"A then everyone transformed.

"VENUS STAR POWER, MARS STAR POWER, MERCURY STAR POWER, JUPITER STAR
POWER,
MOON CRYSTAL POWER!!! (all) MAKE UP!!"

Oscar yelled as he concentrated all of his power "KHAAAAA!!!SAIYA-JIN
POWER!!!!" Oscar's hair turned gold and up, Artemis gasped as he saw
Oscar
transformate "O...Oscar you...", Oscar looked Artemis with a smile
"Yes
Artemis, i'm a SAIYA-JIN" Artemis smiled proudly " wow, not only is he
an
hermaphrodite, but a SAIYA-JIN AS well" the sailor scouts and Oscar held
hands, and yelled "SAILOR-TELEPORT" the ground shaked and they
disappear,
Artemis said "Good luck, my love.

It was a rough fight up there, and Oscar came back dead, Artemis cryed, for
him, but Usagi took her silver crystal and gave him the enough energy to
live, Artemis couldn't belive his eyes, he saw Oscar alive and again he
cryed, but this time it was for joy.

AUTHOR LAST NOTES: This storie was in the first place, VERY long, but when

i tried to save it it said "insuficient memory left in you page"

or
something like that. soo when you E-mail me, consider this ok? Especially

                         you Artemis&Luna

                         THE END....FOR NOW

The blowfly (calliphora vomitoria) is attracted to the odor of decaying meat, garbage, or other non-living organic matter. Blowflies can lay hundreds of eggs, which hatch into larvae in only six hours and begin to feed. Thousands of maggots will typically feed together in a 'maggot mass', exuding a thick, slimy, yellow fluid of digestive enzymes and bacteria. Within four to six days, the maggots molt several times and can grow up to 12-15mm, especially in a warm, humid environment....

I've thought about what it must be like, fantasizing about it over and over again for such a long time. And now I'm so ready. I can't wait much longer. I must go through with it. I must offer myself to them. And I know just how I'm going to do it.

I know where to go to find them. There is a restaurant near where I live that is closed on Sundays. The dumpster behind the restaurant is surrounded by a fence to hide it from customers, but the fence also makes it really secluded. That dumpster always seems to be swarming with flies and it always stinks. On a warm Sunday, soon I hope, I will overcome my disgust and climb into that dumpster. It will be our first date, sort of. I know there will already be sickening things rotting in there, attracting the flies, but I won't leave anything to chance. A nauseating mixture of raw ground beef and my own shit that I'll bring along in a plastic bag should be irresistable to them, and once I have removed my pants and made myself comfortable inside the dumpster, I'll spread my shitty meat mixture out in a layer on top of something flat so lots of flies can land and lay their eggs all at once. And I'll sit and watch them do taht for a long while. Maybe I'll use a fingerful of the gross mixture on my pussy lips while I masturbate, hoping the flies will notice me and visit there, too. I usually hate when flies land on me, but this is different. A little heavy petting on the first date, why not?

When the time is right, I'll spread my legs wide and give myself completely to them. I will gather the shitty meat and begin to push it all inside me, inside my VAGINA. What a great cum that will be, I know it. I will fill myself with as much as I can possibly hold, maybe all of it. I want them to have lots of food when they hatch inside me, my tiny repulsive spawn. And then, having gone all the way on our first date, and taken the seed of the blowflies into my body, I will go back home to wait.

I may contract an infection. I probably will. But I've had bad infections before. I will not let that stop me. Nothing will stop me. I must wait for the thousands of disgusting maggots to grow and writhe within me. I want to feel them squirming inside my VAGINA, driving me mad. Defiling me. Polluting me. Driving me to orgasm, over and over. Corrupting me. Infesting me...

9-16-2004:

This afternoon, after chatting for a while online with a friend, I bought a pound of ground beef from Jewel, unwrapped it, and put in a plastic garbage bag. I left the bag inside my 'favorite' dumpster behind the restaurant and made sure that it wasn't closed up. I don't want the meat to dry up, but I don't want to keep the flies from getting to it either. I tried this last weekend and it worked, so I'm trying to do it exactly the same way. There were some flies buzzing around the dumpster, so that's encouraging.

I was originally going to put the meat inside me as soon as I thought the flies had laid their eggs, but I've been kind of worried about getting an infection, I mean getting really sick, even before anything happens. So now I'm going to wait until I can see my repulsive little lovers before I go any farther.

Yeah, as if I have the guts to actually go through with this...

9-17-2004

Checked the dumpster before I went to work today. I had to pull my garbage bag out from under one that came from the restaurant. I don't think it'll be a problem. The meat is getting pretty stinky already and the flies are still around. The restaurant people seem to prefer leaving the dumpster's lids open. I'm not sure, but that's probably good.

Last night I masturbated before I went to sleep, thinking about maggots. I really wonder if I'll be able to bring myself to touch them. Just seeing one near me has always made me want to gag. Even on tv.

I'll check the dumpster again tomorrow.

9-19-2004

It's 3:15 Sunday afternoon, and I'm leaving to go to the dumpster right now. I'm ready. I'm going to do it. I'm really going to go through with it. But I'm nervous, and I'm kind of scared, too. Anyway it's warm and really sunny today, just the way I think about it when I'm fantasizing.

So I'm all prepared now... I've got a pair of rubber gloves from under the sink rolled up in the pocket of my jeans. I'm going to see if I can get away with not touching the maggots at all. I also have on two pairs of panties, tight ones, with a bunch of panty liners (long ones) inside them. I'm hoping that'll keep everything in while I'm coming back home.
I did check the dumpster again yesterday and I looked inside the bag. The meat really stunk bad, and there were maggots. I mean a lot of them. But they were still really little. I hope they're bigger today.

I will not wimp out again. Today is the day.

9-20-2004

This is the most horrible, totally disgusting thing I have ever done to myself. I can't believe this is happening. I can't even think straight right now. My VAGINA, right now, is filled with rotting meat and hundreds of squirming, repulsive, disgusting maggots. I'm now completely fucking insane, I know it.

I've called off of work, and I'm lying naked in my bed right now. This is where I'm staying until it's all over. I've already peed in the bed twice, and I've barely slept. Just a few minutes at a time, I think. I've also puked on myself once and I can't even count how many times I've cum so far. Oh yeah, it feels like I'm stuck in this kind of continuous orgasm and I haven't even been touching myself. It's just the maggots moving inside my cunt. I can't describe the feeling. I can't believe this is happening.

My babies are in me now. My babies, my sick, repulsive little spawn. Inside me now. Just what I wanted so long. Just what I deserve.

Every now and then one of them starts slitherig up onto my tummy and I have to flick it back down between my legs.

I'll write some more later when I'm making better sense...

For the most part I slept through the night, but I kept waking up sweating, with my vagina throbbing worse. I knew I was getting a bad infection from this, but I didn't care. I was not thinking right. I could also feel maggots crawling all over me. I guess I decided I liked that and I'd play with my clit until I came again. I don't know if I realized at the time that I wasn't wearing the rubber gloves anymore. I'd fall back to sleep and wake up again later with little phrases running through my head. Other girls have babies but I give birth to decay and filth, I'd keep thinking to myself. Or I'd say I'm probably ruining my womb and I don't care, I want to be ruined. I know I must have been hallucinating from the infection. I was hoping the maggots had given up on the rotten meat and were eating my vagina instead. My fingers were buried inside my vagina, with my fingertips against part of the meat. Whenever I pressed on it, the maggots would squirm faster and I'd climax again. I could do it over and over and keep cumming.

My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the shitty mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs. Hundreds of them.

And then I saw my fingers on my pussy. They plunged deep into my vagina and dragged out a wad of slime and maggots, which I pressed hard against my clit. I remember having a huge orgasm right then, and I must have passed out. I think I was sobbing too, but I'm not sure.

A few days later I had realized what had happened, what I had done to myself. My thick lips were still black and decayed, and even though I had removed the meat, it still felt like they were crawling around, withering and squirming inside of my womb.

I tried to continue my life, and returned to work the next day. But I was distracted from my co-workers and my desk job. Whenever I shifted in my seat, my panties rubbed up against my oozing clit, causing the skin to crack and drip puss when the fabric gave even the slightest touch. By the time the day ended, I had begun to develop stomach cramps, similar to the ulcer I got in college.

Driving quickly home, the pain became worse and worse as I began to race through traffic, trying to get home so I could get something to try and soothe my aches. Deep down though, I knew what was really causing this.

Suddenly, while changing lanes, the pain in my abdomen increased to an unbearable level. I closed my eyes and screamed in orgasm as my car clipped the side of a oncoming truck. The world whirled around me in a blur as my head span at a rate to rival the car's own out of control spinning.

The car skidded to a stop on the side of the highway in more or less one piece, but I didn't care. My whole body began to burn in a mix of pleasure and agony as my body was wracked with spasms. Barely able to focus, I managed to stumble out of the car and sit by the side of the road. I simply sat there trying to regain my composure for what seemed like hours. As I began to grow dizzy and my eyes lose their focus, I noticed that someone had stopped by to try and help. A sudden burning sensation began to quickly move down my vagina and past my black swollen lips. The person beside me said something about my water breaking, but they quickly started screaming and backing away, looking in horror at the liquid.

Looking down, my eyes widened in shock at the mess before me. There on the ground was a mass of maggots, squirming in a mix of blood, cum and an acidic liquid that dissolved anything it came in contact with. Finally the feeling of shock, blood loss, and the trauma of what I had done caused me to black out, the world fading away into blissful, peaceful quiet.

I picked the tape recorder up and continued the examination of the corpse in front of me, “Subject appears to be a woman in her middle age, found unconscious when paramedics arrived on site. Here vaginal cavity has become blackened with decay, and large traces of rotten meat and maggots can be found inside. Subject appears to have had the meat and maggots inserted for some strange reason, and after removal of the meat the maggots began to eat her from the inside out.”

Peering inside the now wide open body, I spoke clearly into the microphone to report my findings. “Cause of death seems to of happened when the maggots ate their way out of the womb and into the lining of the stomach, causing her own digestive fluids to dissolve her, speeding death. This is Dr. Connor; time of death was 18:19 hours on May 17 2008. I will be reporting her death to her next of kin when she is ID’d.”

Hitting the stop button, I calmly put down the tape recorder and set it and my tools on the tray beside the examination table. Looking down at her still form, I sigh deeply.

“She appears to be an attractive woman, but why would she be so lonely to do something like this…” I sigh, thinking deeply as I stare at her full lips. Leaning close to her, I whisper in her ear sweet nothings. She is beautiful… she could have any man… I could show her a better time than those lousy bugs.

Staring down at her as I reach for the light switch, and seeing her stare blankly back at me, I feel my heart race. I could always find her family tomorrow, tonight would be just for us.

It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it.
We all laughed at the concept.

Fucking a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect PENIS.

"What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself.

After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers.

"Dude hold on," Steve smiled.
"What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor.

Steve sloshed his way over to his refridgerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was.

"What the shit fuck is that Steve?" I asked
"Fuckin Cheerios man. You should fuck them!" He seemed excited.
"Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you..." I was cut off.
"Naw dude I didn't fuck no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse.
"Fine fucker I'll do it." I was becoming erect already.
"How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die.
"Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my fucking dick, bro?" I shouted, nearly waking our sleeping companions.
"Nah dude I just don't want any fucking cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit."
"Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." I was erect again.

We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect cock.

They were Honey Nut.

Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member.

The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling.

I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened.

"I fucking love cheerios," I said with a smile.

Three days had past since my first cheerio-man encounter.

I had since then started experimenting with different things. I tried chocolate milk, but it the whole experience just felt... interracial. I tried adding sugar as well but the clean up became a hassle.

Finally I settled on bananas. They were the missing part of the equation. The cheerio inspired orgasms had doubled in strength, but my roommates were growing suspicious. I had never ate cheerios in the two years we'd lived together and now I was going through a box per day. And nobody had ever seen me eat a bowl. I knew I had to be careful.

I called Steve to to joke about it a few days after it had happened and he didn't remember. I lost $50 but gained an experience that can only be equated with touching God. It was a fair trade.

With Steve out of the way I felt a little more relaxed.

"But not as relaxed as I could be," I whispered quietly to myself. A grin formed on my face as I slowly exited my room and made my way down the stairs. Only my roommate Lynn was home. She was gorgeous, but I had no time for girls.

I had cheerios.

I carefully poured the bowl of cheerios into the deepest bowl I could find. I delicately sliced one whole banana and placed it meticulously around the bowl.

"This is going to be a great night," I thought.

I snuck outside to let the cheerios moisten, my PENIS throbbing in anticipation. My mouth moist as if the cheerios had some Pavlovian effect on me.

I snuck inside quickly and plunged my cock straight into their cool, soft innards. I thrust my head back in pleasure as the banana slices gently caressed the sides of my swollen prick. It had been only a few minutes, but showers of cum sprang from my PENIS mixing into the milky broth. A quiet whisper escaped my lips.

I began to cleanup and headed to the sink to was h the dish when I heard it.

"What are you doing?" My roommate Lynn stood there barely awake.
"I uh just having a bowl of cheerios," I smiled.
"I'm fucking hungry and you keep eating them. Now I'm craving em. Hand em over."

I was erect again.

She eagerly filled her mouth with my magic potion of cheerios, banana's, and semen infused milk.

"God this is good. No wonder you like it so much," She said as little streams of milk poured down her chin.
"Heh, you're getting it all over yourself," I said.
"Oh, I'll get it," She licked her chops in a way that made gave my rod a new precum finish.
"This is so much better than usual - what did you add?"
"Se-se-se-seenamon," I sputtered.
"It doesn't taste like cinnamon, but it does taste really familiar," I always knew she was a slut.

She looked as if she winked at me, but I played it off as if my eyes were playing tricks on me. She sloppily finished off the bowl and hopped up on counter. She put the bowl in the sink and placed her hands next to her.

"I always knew you were a Cheerio fucker," This time she definately winked at me.

Life had been good since Lynn called me out about my new addiction. The truth was she loved the subtle semen taste mixed with milk as her ex used to cum in her soy milk when he was mad at her. She caught him doing it but had already developed a taste for it.

So our relationship started. I would sneak out of my room late at night and plunge my rod deep into a bowl. The thought of her devouring it the next day made harder than I thought possible and when I came it was, well, amazing. My life had taken a turn for the best and I was loving every minute of it.

About two weeks into our relationship Lynn informed all of us roommates that her Sister and her daughter would be staying with us for a couple of days because of a fire at their house. I guess money was tight and they couldn't really afford a hotel. Nobody really objected, but inside I was in turmoil. Could I really get away from my dark cereal obsession for a couple of days? I would have to try - I couldn't risk them finding out.

They showed up a that night and I could barely hold back the urge to plunge my cock into a bowl of oatmeal Lynn's sister made for her daughter. It was an idea I hadn't considered, but noted I must try.

We spent the rest of the night watching boring sitcoms on TV until everyone decided to get to sleep.

I laid on my bed for what seemed like hours. I couldn't hold back anymore. My erection had formed a circus tent on my bed and I knew what I had to do.

I snuck out of my room as I had so many times in the last few months and down the stairs. Lynn's niece was sleeping in her room, but Lynn's sister was asleep on the couch in that was less than 10 feet from the kitchen. If I was to do this I'd have to be stealthful, but the noises I made while fucking cheerios were ungodly. So I had another plan.

I'd fuck them in the bathroom.

I poured myself a bowl and snuck quietly into the bathroom near the stairs. I gave myself a few quick strokes to get me hard then I plunged right in. The cool milk creeped up my urethra and gave me a sort of numb sensation. I almost came right then, but I held back. My erect cock hit the bottom of the bowl like a sledge hammer of meat. I groaned as the soft but gritty texture of the cheerios rubbed against my sensitive PENIS. Pressure began building in my balls as the slapped against the outside of the bowl. I stopped and smiled for a second before resuming my unholy act.

And then it happened. I came but the sensation of fucking the cheerios so close to someone else took over and I came again - both ejaculations twice my normal size. I groaned loudly, but quickly caught myself.

I grinned to myself as I played the scene of Lynn eating these tomorrow in front of her sister and niece. She would barely be able to contain herself.

I walked to the door and went to open it, but as I approached I noticed I was hard again.

A warm feeling washed over me. One more load wouldn't hurt, right?

Yet I didn't sleep for long. I woke up early and went downstairs. I didn't watch to chance missing the show. I wanted to see Lynn get as worked up as she normally did when she swallowed her first bite of my cum and cheerios concoction.

She had gotten so worked up about a month ago that she had started fingering herself as she ate. I'm sure most guys would have gone crazy to the sight, but I was fixated on the soggy lumps of over-worked cheerios.

As I walked downstairs I heard the voices of Lynn and her sister. I hadn't really caught their names since I had been preoccupied with my secret so I figured now was a good time.

"Good morning guys!" I smiled at both of them as they sat on the couch and watched morning cartoons.
"Good morning," they both didn't look up.
"My names Jack. I don't think I got your names though," I put on a fake smile.
"Well my names Karen and this little terror is Stephanie," She smile back at me as she pointed to her daughter, Lynn's niece.
"Well it's a pleasure to meet you guys. Mind if I join you for some TV? I love this show."

I wedged in the seat next to Karen and zoned out waiting for Lynn to come downstairs. About 20 minutes later she did. She was dressed in a tiny mini skirt and a sports bra. She looked fantastic.

It was the first time since cheerios I had actually been turned on my a woman.

She mumbled a greeting and walked to the refrigerator. I became hard with anticipation and did my best to shift my position as to not alert Karen or Stephanie.

Lynn's eyes widened as she looked into the fridge. I could see her knees weaken a bit and she let out a little bit of a groan.

"Are you okay?" Karen asked her.
"Uh, um, yeah. I'm just feeling a little sick." Lynn lied.
"Oh, well if you need anything let me know. I can't thank you enough for letting us stay her. You too Jack."

Just then something terrible happened. Stephanie, who couldn't have been more than 5 years old piped up.

"Mommy I'm hungry!" She said.

Lynn's facial expression became devious. Mine became horrified. We both knew what was about to happen.

Lynn spoke before I could.

"Well we're out of breakfast foods really. But there is a bowl of cheerios in the fridge if you're hungry Stephanie."
"I love cheerios," Stephanie sat right up and headed to the breakfast table.
"They're a little soggy. Is that okay?" Lynn was clearly getting off on the idea. I hate to admit it, but I was too. Precum was oozing off my cock like the first time Lynn ate my cheerios.

Lynn handed her the bowl and a spoon and sat down next to here with a glass of OJ. Karen asked us if we could watch her while she took a shower and Lynn agreed.

"Why don't you join us Jack," Lynn smiled at me and I eagerly got up and headed for the table.

I sat down next to Lynn and noticed that she had already started playing with herself under the table. I smiled at her and she winked at me.

She took a sip of her orange juice and gently moved her hand out of her crotch and into my lap. She undid the button and tugged on my erect cock and gently started stroking it.

Meanwhile Stephanie was about to eat the cheerios. She was about to take her first bite when my conscience kicked in.

"Hey Stephanie," I said.
"Hi Jack," She put the spoon down.
"What if I take you out for some pancakes instead?" I smiled.
"I love pancakes even more than cheerios!" She smiled.
"But I mommy told me not to waste food!" Stephanie looked sad.
"Well maybe Lynn will eat them," I smiled at Lynn but she wasn't having any of it.
"No I'm not hungry. Jack why don't you eat them." As she spoke her grip tightened on my PENIS and the stroking stopped.
"Yeah Jack, can you please eat them?" Stephanie's pleading eyes caught me off guard and I knew my fate.
"Alright, I'll eat them. Then we'll go out for pancakes okay?" I gulped. I had never considered it but my cock was growing and Lynn could tell. She started stroking again. Her pace quickened as the cheerios got closer.

I took my first bite and nearly came as it washed down my throat. The strong honey nut flavor was complimented by the subtle saltiness of my own semen. I was worried that I might have been disgusted, but all hesitation was gone now. I was thoroughly enjoying every bite.

I could see now why Lynn loved it so much.

Each salty bite was like a wave of passion flooding over me and I could feel Lynn stroking my faster than before. The pressure was building and I knew I had limited time before I’d explode in a wave of euphoria. Normally I wouldn’t care, but Stephanie was still eagerly watching me devour my tainted cereal.

“Stephanie - why don’t you go and get dressed? I’m almost done and I know you’re hungry.”
“Okay!” She hopped up from the chair and disappeared upstairs.

She was just in time to because as I heard the door slam Lynn dropped to her knees and slid my already pulsing PENIS into her mouth and then deep into her throat. She gagged a something I can only assume was sexy as I put the bowl to my lips and began to suck the thick milk and jizz mixture; slurping as loud as I possibly could.

I finally finished coming and Lynn sat back in her chair.
“You have a really small PENIS, Jack” She laughed.
“Hey – at least it’s circumcised!” This time I laughed.
“Yeah, I can’t stand uncut guys. But seriously it’s kinda small. You’re lucky your semen is like nectar. I can’t get enough.” She licked her lips to show me she wasn’t kidding.
“That’s good to hear. Thanks for that by the way. You almost compare to cheerios.”

A few months had pass since Lynn’s family left and I had kept up on my cheerios fucking adventures. Lynn still enjoyed her morning bowl and I had now upped it to four loads. But like any relationship things had become less exciting. I needed something to spice things up – to make things the way they used to be. I had let Lynn in on it, but she wasn’t very much help.

“Why don’t you just fuck me? I’m pretty hot and I can take a dick well,” It was the only thing she really said and I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. It was too different and frankly kind of grossed me out.

But then I had an epiphany. Maybe it was time for a fantasy I had always had. My dick was already 4 inches deep into a bowl of cheerios as I came to the concept.

It was time to try corn flakes.

I went down to the local grocer and could barely contain my anticipation as I approached the cereal isle. Euphoria hit me like a sack of bricks as I walked down the glorious aisle. I had been here many times, but the concept of a new cereal made this experience new. It was like I had broken up with a girlfriend and could simply pick a new one for the price of $3.99 (or 2 for $5 with a club card).

My erection was obvious as I side stepped an older lady to get to the corn flakes. I’m sure she saw it, but I didn’t care. A white box with a giant rooster on beckoned me. It was almost as if it was meant to be. I started to leave the aisle but something didn’t feel right. I immediately figured out what it was. We were out of cheerios at home.

I picked up a few boxes of cheerios with a grin and headed to the check out.

When I got home I was greeted by six strangers - all of the trashed and all of them obnoxious. I had counted on a nice quiet evening with a bowl of corn flakes and maybe a bit of wine, but I would have to wait. My other roommate - Paul - was throwing a party. I couldn’t really complain because he was extremely quiet and never really did anything to step on anyone’s toes.

It didn’t matter. I’d just fulfill my mission in my room. Maybe Lynn would watch.

I walked to the kitchen and grabbed two bowls and a gallon of milk and hobbled up to my room. I knocked on Lynn’s door but she didn’t answer.

It looked as if tonight was going to be just me and my cereal.

LEGENDS OF THE BATMAN AND THE DARK OUTSIDERS: EPISODE ONE

ACT ONE: A NEW HOPE

"The world is now a darker place.

"The old heroes will no longer do."

These were the bleak thoughts that swirled like ashen

snow behind the stern, stencilled-on eyebrows and

arched white eyes of The Batman as he stood upon

the high rooftop surveying the angry, hellish streets

of Gotham City, the very city he so long ago swore an

oath over his slain parents' dead interred bodies to

protect, his cape billowing and ears erect (LOL!)

against a really large full moon.

"The world needs... new heroes," concluded the more

dynamic half of the Dynamic Duo. "Yes, new heroes

indeed."

But what would Clark say about this? Or Diana? Or

Kyle? Or Wally? Or J'Onn? Or Arthur? Or Eel? How

would they react?

It wouldn't matter, thought The Dark Knight. They

would not get the chance to react.

The Batman wouldn't give it to them.

***

Blood dripped/seeped slowly from the flesh wound on

The Batman's skull as he dangled his athletic frame

one-handed from a gargoyle on the corner of the

roof of the Museum of Gemstones. "Ignore the pain", he

thought grimly to himself, and wished, not for the

first time, that his parents were alive to see his

dedication. He wished the way he did everything. Hard.

He wished really hard.

A "gangsta" named "Paco" had gotten off a lucky shot.

Instinct had saved him. Instinct and years of

training. Instinct, years of training, and a Kevlar

hat. He had put the "homey" and his "posse" away,

but now the pain was catching up to him.

He was all right, but right now, all he wanted was one

of his faithful manservant Alfred's quiches and his

own comfortable bed. He could feel his arm start to

throb and he could feel the blood coagulate on his

scalp. The pain was blinding, but his vision was

clear.

But he couldn't leave--tonight was the big gala

charity exhibit. The Museum of Gemstones was having a

grand party to announce the arrival, for one night

only, of the TWIN CAT BIRD diamonds. Call it a

"hunch," call it guesswork, or call it the

finely-honed thinking of a truly brilliant mind...but the Gotham

Guardian expected

trouble--something was about to "go down". But WHAT?

And HOW?

His injury was taking its toll. "I'm not like

Superman or Wonder Woman," the Dark Knight thought to

himself, "Bullets can piece my skin. Bullets can kill

me."

It was time to call in his new team. They were wild

cards. Not the kinds of people you brought to a JLA

meeting or a meeting of the JSA or a meeting of

the ORIGINAL Outsiders or even a meeting of the Teen

Titans. But they could get the job done. Because if

there was one thing the world needed, it was new

heroes.

Using both hands, he reached for his signal device.

He felt the warm electrical vibration against his

trunks that meant his invisible signal was flying

through the carbon monoxide-stenched air, between the

fat blood moon and the gridded mean streets. "The call is going out : ) " thought The Batman as the vibration intensified. It felt good -- -- until an old man's scream exploded the Dark

Knight's reverie to little tiny pieces.

LEGENDS OF THE BATMAN AND THE DARK OUTSIDERS: EPISODE ONE

ACT TWO: THE FALLING OF A HERO

Glass exploded inward, showering the Vincenzo Exhibit

Hall of the Museum of Gemstones with a shower of

sharp, jagged, glittering window-stuff. "It's

beautiful, like a cleansing shower," the Batman would

have thought had he seen it, but see it he did not, for his cape was

thrust protectively over his eyes as he leapt through

the window into Vincenzo Hall. He landed, bat-like,

his cape outstretched like sinewy wings, at the

feet of a prone form of a familiar old man. A

precious gemstone, the O'Neill Sapphire, jutted from

the old man's blood-spitting throat.

The Batman knelt beside the dying man and grimly

pulled the razor-sharp gemstone from the tragic

fountain that used to be his neck. "How dark the

world has become," thought the masked man, "that an

object of such rare

preciousness could be used so heinously, that

lifeblood could spurt under such pressure from the

throat of a man even as charity revellers laugh and

eat 'Or Durves' just a few chambers away."

The dying man tried to speak. "I (gurgle)..."

"Save. Your. Strength." commanded the Leathern

Lawman. But the death-filled old man would have none

of it. He had something to say. Something he couldn't

hold back. Something important that had to be

said. This the Caped Crime-buster could sense.

The Darknight Detective held his pointy ear close to the old man's mouth, listening to the faint voice and the words it strove to say.

"I..."

"Yes?" intoned the Gotham Goliath.

"I... always..."

"You always...?" questioned the Darknight Detective.

"I... always... knew.. it was you... Bruce."

And with that, Commissioner Gordon died.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" shrieked the Batman at the ceiling,

and beyond it the sky, and beyond it whatever Gods had

abandoned him, his fists balled in horror, his

nosepiece casting a triangular shadow over his

tightly-stretched lips and clenched, white, seamless

teeth as he leaned over the emptied earthly vessel

of the one man on the Gotham City Police Department he

would trust with his very life, and who trusted him

also. This night was supposed to be a beginning...

a beginning of a new kind of hero. Instead it was

the end of an old kind of hero. The gore-filled end

of the good, honest, brave, single-handed cop the

Batman called, when of him he spoke, "friend."

Whatever "perp" perpetrated this made a big mistake, thought the Caped Crook-catcher. This made it PERSONAL.

As personal as losing his parents on that hellish

long-agone night, which was traumatic enough without

this. Tears stung his eyeslits as he wondered, what

would he tell brave Barbara, the dead man's daughter,

who once dared the perilous rooftops in the shapely

guise of Batgirl before the Joker crippled

and undressed her and took pictures of her leading her

to now seek a new kind of justice on the mean streets

of the Information Superhighway as a contemporary hero

for an up-to-date world? But Fate (or Providence,

if you wish) would give him no more time to dwell upon

this loss. The Batman heard a sound. The sound of

something beautiful but deadly tip-toeing terribly

toward him in the twilight.

Springing limberly to his agile feet, The Batman saw a

shapely, pulchritudinous figure in the doorway,

backlit, filled in with black. He immediately

"pegged" the statuesque newcomer as a female. With

catlike grace, the well-developed "hottie" extended

an arm lit by a glint of moonlight that ricocheted off

of the razor-sharp gemstone she pointed at him as one

would wield a deadly dagger.

The Batman pointed a long, accusing finger at the

magnificently proportioned intruder and exclaimed,

"YOU! You did this! You slayed Jim Gordon!"

The curvaceous Selena
Kyle purred evilly and aimed the

Idelson Ruby at the Caped Crusader's throat..."I

wouldn't reach for your fantastic gadgets, if I were

you, Batman. Unless it's one that ISN'T in your

utility belt!" Her green eyes flashed.

The subtle innuendo was lost on the grieving side of

The Batman. The side that was still human. "Selina,

but why are you...", The Batman paused," Of course!

The Twin CAT Bird diamonds!"

Selina laughed, causing her skin to ripple in her

tight-fitting purple costume, "That's right, Batman.

I could never resist...", she looked him over slowly,

"big stones."

The Batman sneered through his cowl. "You're like an M&M, Selina. A hard shell on the outside, soft and dark on the inside. You won't shoot me. You CAN'T. We have too much...history."

The Felonious Feline quavered, then seemed to melt as

she moved towards him with her arms extended, the heat

of her passion overcoming her lust for greed. "Oh. Oh,

BATMAN.", she said as she swooned towards the Urban

Warrior.

Suddenly, a dark whispering voice rang out, "Well,

well, well. Ain't this a pretty picture. Don't let me

interrupt. I'm just here for the TWIN Cat Bird

diamonds! Course, I wouldn't mind shooting you TWO,

since my crimes are based on twos!" and from out of

the liquid shadows of the darkened museum came a dark

figure, like a man standing in front of half of a

funhouse mirror. He had twin "45s" aimed at the heart

of the homicidal feline, and also The Batman's heart

as well. There was an implied threat in those guns.

"Harvey Dent, aka Two-Face, once my former friend and now one of my deadliest foes..." muttered The Dark Knight loudly to himself. Two-Face held the two at bay with his guns and pulled a coin, scarred like his own twisted visage, on one side, from his pocket and began flipping it carelessly, the coin catching the light like some kind of great big metal disk flipping in the sun.

"What do you think, Batman? Should I see how many

lives the pussycat has? Maybe I'll let the COIN

decide...?", Harvey "Two-Face" Dent said, still

flipping.

Flip.

Flip.

Each flip could spell D.E.A.T.H. for Selina, and even

though she had just killed The Batman's best friend

except for his trusted manservant, he couldn't allow

that to happen.

Flip.

Flip.

The Batman's brilliant mind was moving quickly,

leaping from one idea to the next like a skilled

decathlete. There seemed to be no way out of this,

with two of his deadliest foes fighting each other and

him. THINK, Bruce, he thought.

Flip.

Flip.

Flexing his clockwork mind, The Batman knew he was

running out of time. Where was his TEAM?! If he had

to, he knew he could nimbly leap the twenty feet to

where "Two-Face" stood darkly, but the danger to

Selina's sultry form was too great. "The REAL WORLD

isn't like it is in the comics", Batman thought.

"Here, life or death can hang on my every move..."

Flip.

Flip.

"Time for my final flip, Batman. You might want to say

goodbye to the pussy, just in case.", grinned the

malevolent half of "Two-Faces" bifurcated head. The

coin arched gracefully in a up and down motion as

the crescent moon shone down through the skylight and

Batman watched on helplessly, painfully aware of the

beating of Selina's ample heart as she leaned in close

to him for protection. The coin was rotating

crazily as the "Two-Face" snatched it violently out of

the air and slapped it on the fleshy part of his

wrist, making a sound like a snapping turtle might

make if it was hit with a hammer or another big heavy

object.

It was the scarred side up. "Two-Face" raised his guns and aimed at the heaving, generous chest of Selina Kyle...

END PART ONE!

LEGENDS OF THE BATMAN AND THE DARK OUTSIDERS: EPISODE ONE

PART TWO: "THE COMING OF THE DARK OUTSIDERS!"

• • *

THE LEGEND THUS FAR: Keeping his own counsel, The Batman's mutely

self-monitored thoughts opine that the world is now a darker place and the old heroes will no longer do. As if to imbue meaningfulness to the Cowled Crime-hater's reverie, a "gangsta" named "Paco" gets off a lucky shot, searing a leaden flesh wound into The Batman's Kevlar-armored forehead. After putting the "homey" and his "posse" away, The Leathern Lawman serves as a silent, solitary sentry outside Gotham City's posh Museum of Gemstones, intuitioning that its exhibit of the Twin Cat Bird Diamonds might attract denizens of Gotham's colorfully attired criminal elite which may owe (or so it oft seems in The Batman's darkest moods) its very existence to the existence of The Batman, as if his own shadowy presence provokes -- dares, even -- the shadows of the underworld to slither into the overworld, there to menace those very same innocents whom The Batman solemnly vowed to serve and protect with his own life's-blood and gadgetry over the graves of his prematurely slain parents on that moonlit night so very, very long ago, but still so fresh in his nimble, tortured mind.

Then Commissioner Gordon is killed by Catwoman, whose incredibly hot frame is in turn menaced by Two-Face, who aims two guns at the twin halves of her heaving chest whilst The Batman watches witfully.

Also, they're inside the museum.

And now, Act One of Part Two. Enjoy. -- B."N" H.

• • *

ACT ONE OF PART TWO: "AND THERE SHALL COME... A TEAM!"

Two-Face's twin index fingers began to apply their grim, unyielding pressure to two triggers, until they were interrupted by a sound from the shadows... the sound of a cryptish laugh echoing off the faceted faces of the gemstones festooning The Museum of Gemstones. It sounded like:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"J-Joker? Is th-th-th-th-that y-you?" muttered the worried, cloven mouth of Two-Face as his two dissimilar eyes darted around the shadows. For, you see, the dread cackle of the Clown Prince of Lawlessness fills all with terror and fear, whether the person or people in question be law-abiding or law-scoffing, sane or messed up.

The laugher laughed another, longer laugh:

"AAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Thanks for the distraction, Joker-baby!" exulted Catwoman as she disarmed her dual-visaged tormentor with a mighty kick where it really, REALLY hurts. Which was his crotch area.

The Batman leapt with tornado-reminiscent force, enwrapping Catwoman's thin, bird-like, twiggish wrists in a gleaming pair of Bat-cuffs with a loud SNIKT! "That's no Joker, Selena! Your perception that it's him is -- bottom line -- as deluded as the pathetic, beclouded values which belie your magnificent form! That laugh you heard belonged to the loose cannon, if you will, of my new team, a fighter who, in contrast to the Joker, has dedicated his madness to justice --

"-- The vigilante called...

"...The Creeper!"

And, as if in answer, from the shadows silently stepped the aforementioned Creeper, backed up by the REST of Batman's new breed of heroic team:

PREACHER, man of the cloth -- with attitude!

ALPHA CENTURION, ill-starred Superman of a parallel hyper-reality!

LUKE SKYWALKER, skilled and confident Jedi master who fights for justice but yearns only to return to his sister, The Princess, and their long, long ago and far, far away Rebellion!

ENEMY ACE, fearless German flying ace with tormented soul a'plenty!

And on the distaff side: SATURN GIRL , ABBY CABLE, and a dynamically debuting New Heroine for This, The New Millennium: MS. TERRIFIC, super-talented scientist/gymnast/rapper grandniece of the original Mr. Terrific!

The Batman smiled. It was going to be a good era.

But his smile was cut short by another laugh. A different laugh. A loud laugh. A piercing laugh. A mirthless laugh. A bird-like laugh. An umbrella-ish laugh. A familiar laugh. An unwelcome laugh. A dangerous laugh.

"WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK!

WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK!

WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK!

WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK!

WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK!

WAAAAK! WAAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAK! WAAAAAK!"

And along with that multi-faceted laugh the air was stabbed repeatedly by the sickly toxicity of inappropriate cigarette smoke.

"This," quickly thought the man behind The Batman's mask, "harbingers

calamity!"

ACT TWO OF PART TWO

"Let me guess…" spake the grim man/hero named after a small mammal of the order Chiroptera (that means bats), "since the NAME of the diamonds are the Twin Cat BIRD Diamonds, then that can only mean ONE thing. That "wakking" sound is coming from… THE PENGUIN!"

The short bird-y man stepped loudly out of the quiet shadows…"Deuced clever, Batpest! I see that your razor-keened intellect is as keen as ever! Now, won't you do me the honor of allowing me to shoot you in the face? Or we could do this the HARD way…?" said the cold-weather wacko as several of his "goons" stepped grimfully quietly out of the loud shadows!

Jessie Custer, the Baptist Avenger, who was from Texas, stepped forward, lit a cigarette, and said, "Y'all are almost as ugly as ol' split face over there. Now, Batman leads this h'yar team, and we ain't a'gonna let no sawed-off little freak like you muss his cape none. I reckon if we're gonna fight, cowpoke, let's get to 'er! OUTSIDERS ORGANIZE!"

The fearsomely deadly Penguin sputtered and spat, "Oh, you'll pay for that indignity, my fine one-eyed fink! KILL THEM ALL, GOONS!"

Saturn Girl, the powerful mental telepathic mind maid, in her new pink bikini battle-suit, said, "I sense that they are hostile and planning to attack, Batman!" Not for the first time, she noticed that she was wearing a Legion Flight Ring, and thought sadly of her beloved alien teammates in that wonderful time to come in the future, not yet to be lived again, perhaps never!

Suddenly the "goons" bursted forward in attack formation--Batman, momentarily distracted, was pushed out of the window…twelve stories up! "This would be a good day to die, "thought Batman, even though it was at night.

Luke Skywalker, Knight of the Jedi and stranger to this world, still understood the implied danger of gravity…"Batman! Use the Force to save yourself!" he yelled grimly to the darkly-falling Dark Knight Detective.

Batman, still falling, replied, "Although I respect your religious beliefs, Skywalker, I order to you not to worry about me, but INSTEAD go back into battle…Our team needs you and your fantastic Jedi powers, so go back and help them. That's an order, mister! I'll be all right, this sort of thing happens to me all the time. And don't forget, I'm BATMAN. There's no place on my team for disobedience, Skywalker! It's MY way or NO way!"

Back at the battle, Saturn Girl said to Ms. Terrific as she punched a goon, "My new suit is WORKING! The enemies are distracted by all the voluptuous skin I'm showing, which allows me to attack them, and THAT'S why I'm wearing this bikini body armor, as I've stated previously!"

"You GO, Girlfriend!" said the "foxy" Ms. Terrific, displaying her urban roots and athletic prowess.

The Creeper, summoning all the crazed nimbleness of his insanity, leaped at the Catwoman, knocking the still Bat-cuffed feline felon down, "I hear cats always land on their FEET! Well, how about ME landing on a CAT with MY feet? GET it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Luke Skywalker was making short work of several of the Penguin's goons with his trusty Lightsaber, it's powerful humming noise sharply cutting through the silence of the grim battle. Alpha Centurion, using his powers of elasticity, stretched his arms across the room and valiantly struggled with Two-Face, who fought back with surprising guns. Enemy Ace, his German pistol in hand, shot at one of the remaining goons, stoically reflecting on the unnecessary pain of WAR, and wondering if the man he had just killed had a family and if they would miss him, such was the great nobility of the man his friends called, ENEMY ACE!

JUST AT THAT MOMENT! The Gotham Goshawk appeared at the window, his white face glowing darkly in the moonlight as the pain of years of strife suddenly came all at once upon his visage. E'er since that fateful, evil night when his life was taken away by a no-good two-bit crook named Joe Chill in a dark alley after seeing Zorro and having popcorn and his mom's pearl necklace broke. Why did he continue the fight? Perhaps this new team of heroes would be enough. Perhaps they could handle the fight from then on, and at last, the vivacious vigilante could rest and find some peace…? But such was not to be the fate of the man who at all costs would give his life, and gladly.

"BATMAN! LOOK OUT!" yelled the supermodel-like form of Saturn Girl, the telepathic temptress from the future, as the Penguin leapt up to where the exhausted Batman stood, pointing a gun at the Dark Knight's surprised chin!

"I don't care if I go to Arkham Asylum, the madhouse specially-built for Gotham's criminally insane, forever! Wakkk! No clever death traps THIS time, Batman! This time, you die for GOOD! Say goodbye, BATFINK!" said the Wakking criminal genius and bird afficianado, Oswald Cobblepot!

BLAMMM!!!

All of the Dark Outsiders turned their battle-weary heads to see Two-face, still holding the smoking guns he used to shoot the Penguin, holding up his "lucky coin." "See, I flipped my two-headed coin, one side of which shows a male profile in all of its handsomeness, while the other shows the same profile but with scars scratched into it. If the handsome side comes up, I am compelled to do goodness, just as when the scarred side triumphs, I am forced to commit behaviors of evil. That is part of my madness, part of my own twisted duality, which is like a warped-mirror reflection of The Batman's own. Duality, I mean. It came up unscarred. I HAD to shoot the Penguin!"

Batman stepped down tenderly and remorsefully. "I know, Harvey. You had to do it. Jessie, call my friend Commissioner Gordon and have him bring some of his boys down here to take care of all these "perps." . And tell him the Penguin won't be terrorizing Gotham with his Penguin-related crime sprees ever again."

The cowl and cape of the Batman showed no emotion as he walked towards his former friend, Harvey Dent, now the vicious killer Two-Face. "Harvey, I purposely let the Penguin get the drop on me. Call it…call it a test. This whole exhibit was staged by my wealthy bachelor friend Bruce Wayne at my request. I wanted to see if you'd do the right thing. And you did, Harvey. You passed the test beautifully. It's a new world, full of new nemesises…and the world needs a new type of hero. Harvey Dent, AKA Two-Face, will YOU be that hero? Will you join us?"

A tear silently rolled down the unscarred side of Two-face's head…"Yes, Br…I mean, yes, BATMAN. I'll join your fight for justice!"

The two good friends clasped hands with buoyed spirits-two different men, yet so very much in contrast.

A smile played frivoulously at the edge of Batman's upper lip. Harvey back on the side of Justice? It seemed almost too risky…could they ever REALLY trust him after all the murders he'd committed? And yet…it WAS a new world, and it did indeed need new heroes. He'd need to keep an eye on Harvey, his wild card, his "loose cannon." "I prefer to keep my friends close and my enemies friends," thought the Kevlared Crusader. Then he said aloud, "Jessie, give the battle cry!"

To which the Priestly Paladin responded, "OUTSIDERS ORGANIZE!"

Two-Face raised his hand in the air and said, "…AND SO SAY WE ALL!"

THE END…?