Sometimes I don't bump the thread when I visit for the first time today.

Sometimes I dream of petting the stuffed rabbit.

I'm only a Somewhat Important Person. :(

I'm not actually a VIPPER.

I am actually a VIPPER.

I was the one who posted to every thread using sage

I once spammed News4VIP, accusing VIPPERs of failing at life and being inferior to DQN in an attempt to spark a war between the two boards. ;_;

>>7
Oh you BAD boy~

>>7
lol faggot.

I often think about stupid things I've done in the past and cringe. Okay, maybe not often, but it's still embarrassing to look back on stuff like that.

I huffed Jenkem

>>9
This post was not VIP quality. Please go back to your *chan, >>9.

I keep smoked the reefer

>>14
I keep put a spell on you.

I have no regrets.

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i just made poop

>>18
me too ; )

I just farted.

I burnt some JEWS.
They were not happy, even after I offered them COOL FREE RINGTONES. :(

I didn't bump the thread when I first visited until recently.

I just bumped this thread.

I force the indentation of code.

Thread over.

I continued the thread after it finished.

>>24
YOU DO??!?! OMG!!!

I am the one who invented the fisting meme!!!!

FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING etc..........

>>28
I invented GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS.

Sometimes I bump the thread after it's finished.

>>28
This may surprise you, but i actually invented the fisting meme.
FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING FISTING etc...

I haven't read my SICP today : (

I only just figured out that I need Ritalin.
I ALSO FOUND OUT I HAVE ADD.
I ALSO FOUND OUT I HAVE A H SOMEWHERE IN THERE ASWELLETS TALK ABOUT CATS.

>>29
I'm the one who kept posting it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Good times.

I ivented the SHINI LASER Thing. He is based on a real person called SHINI LASER. He isnt that far removed from my version of him execpt no caps.

Every time I visit SAoVQ, I refresh the page to see my banner at the top, and only then proceed to read the threads. Oh, the vanity : (

Not to discredit >>39 but I think the SAoVQ kick is my favorite.

（;´Д｀) I cannot think of a good confession to post.

I live in a multicultural environment.

>>43
Me too, and I hate it.

I am the worst son my mother could have imagined and I think only of myself, and I am a cold-hearted monster.

I wish I was not a male, or a white person