Blah blah 4chan sucks.

Will you stop bothering me on IRC please? I'm a little busy with all of the important things I have to do like going on 4chan and chatting with friends.

My hunchback really hurts maybe I should see a chiropractor.

Mom can you bring me another sandwich?

Mom when are you going to fix the air conditioning?

I'll get a job sometime mom! I'm trying to learn Japanese here! I'm going to become a Japanese translator one day you'll see!

You should see the hot girlfriend I have on the net!