Too much self referentiality is like making love to a RealDoll. Let us discuss other topics:

Videogames
Movies
Music
Television
News
Internet

How about we compromise and only talk about VIP quality video games, movies, music, etc.?

I'm afraid there are not enough, and even so, such a discussion would lead to unending disputes.

What genre of game is your favorite?

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I have made an amazing discovery, please observe this ORIGINAL VIP haiku.

Shes crazy like a fool
What about it daddy cool
Im crazy like a fool

I find the "it" adds an unnecessary syllable and ruins the cadence of the second line

I will have that realdoll >>1

>>6
first and last lines have 1 too many syllables

>>9
The extra syllable is a VIP quality assurance placeholder. It assures that VIP quality is one syllable ahead.

Veritably, this
Is the oft-spoken about
Place of Quality.

>>Eleven's haiku

is true V.I.P culture
quality posts +1

We are still very dumb
making VIP haiku
we could be JISAKU JIEN

Jisaku Jien is dead to me.

Daddy, daddy cool
Daddy, daddy cool
Daddy, daddy coo-ooool

>>12
Not to mention it was by >>11-san.

VIPPERs who cannot
Correctly make a haiku
Are not VIP

I'm sorry, >>17 , but that last line only has 3 syllables

>>18
If you so choose as to pronounce VIP as one syllable, then please accept this amendment

Not VIP quality

However, claiming someone not to be VIP QUALITY is, in fact, quite VIP QUALITY itself. These are the great mysteries.

I thought that ENglish had some random rules as per syllables.