I keep having dreams of my ex-girlfriend (10)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-16 21:34 [Del]

How do I erase her from my subconscious?

2 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-16 22:11 [Del]

VIPPERs are not capable of dreaming, unless the dream was about mittens. Was your ex-girlfriend wearing mittens?

3 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-16 22:20 [Del]

I usually dream about my ex-girlfriend as well, but last night I had a dream about murdering a friend of mine and hiding his body in a dumpster. I also had tea with a different ex-girlfriend while secretly quaking with fear that his body might be discovered and that forensics would implicate me as the murderer.

And that OP, is how I resolved not to murder anyone.

4 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-17 00:21 [Del]

If you're a guy, beer and porn. Repeat until over it.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-17 09:58 [Del]

If you're a guy, hookers and blow. Repeat until over it.

6 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-17 11:30 [Del]

If you're a guy, mittens and quality. Repeat until over it.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-21 15:26 [Del]

If you're a trap, mittens and quality. Repeat until over it.

8 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-21 22:41 [Del]

If you're a girl, me. Repeatedly.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-22 12:54 [Del]

It's impossible. Proceed to leave thousands of messages and to stalk her.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2008-04-22 13:14 [Del]

It's hopeless. Commit a murder-suicide. This is the true man's way.

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