IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE-RELATED ACCIDENT, I WOULDNT
GIVE A RATS ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BE SITTING ON MY TABLE!!

WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
send this TABLECAT to everyone you care about including me if you care.
Count how many times you get this,
then you're A TRUE TABLECAT!