Okay so this morning I was really craving some toast so I checked the closet for bread and there was none. Seeing there was no bread I rushed out the door to the store to go buy some. I found the bread aisle and picked a really nice and fluffy loaf but when I got to the counter to pay I realized I forgot my wallet at home. I had nothing for breakfast.
I was late for my classes, and I had forgotten to brush my teeth (VERY IMPORTANT!) and for some reason I couldn't my toothpaste, and I was late for class and didn't brush my teeth.
I was reading the paper and I saw the word "jegens" (towards) and I thought it interesting because it's only the second time I've ever seen the word in use.
I was putting in my contacts and then I realized that they were a month old, so I took them out and switched them for new ones. Now my vision is crystal clear.
Last night at a rock and roll show I dropped my pants in exchange for a cigarette, and when I got a hold of it, I lit it from the wrong end. I proceeded to smoke it anyway.
I bought a TI-83 Plus calculator at Goodwill today for 8 bucks, and I bought batteries for it, but they were the wrong size because I didn't bother to check, but then I bought the right size batteries and everything is good now.
Goodwill knows the value of nothing. Right next to the TI-83 was a broken (yes, BROKEN) Atari 2600 with two cartridges: Pac-Man and ET. The price: $30.
I'm sat outside with my laptop since it's a nice day.
I woke up today and my pillow was on the ground. My neck felt sore.
I just ate a sesamo... sesame...
sesam... wtf, how do you say it English.
whatever, it was a bar made of said cereal and honey. very bitter aftertaste.I was slightly disappointed.
I've been reading Psalms for the past hour or so. It's sort of pleasant but it seems as if it will never end and the Bible will never continue past this point.
>>11
In my horrible mid-atlantic american accent, I would pronounce it /'sɛ.sʌ.miː/.
I went over to this girl's place, and instead of taking a "romantic" walk to the river, she got out a knife and we ripped up an old shirt of hers.
I downloaded 4gb of lolicon, and it made me feel more depressed than happy.
What am I doing with my life? ;_;
I ate solid food today, and thus far it has yet to exit my body in any distasteful manner. I might try it twice tomorrow.
I played Metal Gear Solid 4 for 5-6 hours.
I've also figured out how to play net radio on the tills at work, so when I was opening today, the store was filled with eurodance.
>>16
I've been playing MGS2 over again, I ordered MGS4 off Amazon so I guess it'll be here tomorrow.
I had sex for the first time in 19 months.
I figured out that I draw better standing up than sitting down.
I realized that I got fucked over by a prospective employer, who consciously failed to inform me of their decision to not employ me for two weeks. The fucked-overness comes from my not signing another, less desirable employment contract due to this laggardiness.
Now I feel like I should go and beat up a random passerby. Break some bones. Leave someone crippled for life.
I drove to a Wal-Mart parking lot at night-time and threw glass bottles up into the air as high as I could. Some people stopped and asked me what I was doing. I got into my car and drove away.
I was playing MGS4 earlier. I was climbing up a ladder the same time an enemy was climbing down. This didn't set off any alerts or nothing!
On my way back from work I carried a 27" TV I found on the side of the road all the way home to find out it doesn't work. On the bright side, it was a good workout.
My arms are fucking sore.
Woke up around 5AM after eighteen hours of sleep. Went to the bathroom and noticed in the mirror that I have some white hairs. Picked around ten out. I, nineteen and floating through a life without stress or feeling, and with white hair. So in the mind, so in the body?
>>30
What happened that caused you to sleep for eighteen hours anyways?
>>30
if i could sleep that long, it would be REALLY awesome...
teach us how you do that.
I drove to an outdoor ice-cream shop and bought a milkshake. Then I sat outside and ate it with a spoon and smoked cigarettes. It was in the late afternoon. There were children outside around me, and when they walked past, they did things like hold their breath dramatically or yell "Ewww!". I finished my milkshake and drove home.
Smoking is cool in old movies.
I only smoke when I drink.
I left high school two years early to go to college. When I finished a two-year degree, I went back home to get a diploma from my old school with the credit. When they finally got it to me after having it printed, my last name was spelled incorrectly on it.
Today I woke up and then got on the computer for 5 minutes then went back to bed for three more hours and then layed in bed. Now I am on the computer.
I made an awesome treat today. First I took some cookies and cream icecream (it was vanilla with chocolate chips and cookie dough spread throughout) and put it in a cup. Then some Vanilla-chocolate swirl icecream on top. Then this jewish kitkat type candy that tastes better than kitkat on top of that. Then as many grapes as possible on that. Then a butter rum in my mouth through the whole eating. Sorry if this is slightly incoherent.
Sorry if this is slightly incoherent there is butter rum all over my hands and arms and face and it is getting all over my keyboard and mouse.
I got up to go to the bathroom and I slipped on a puddle of butter rum and broke my arm. There is blood everywhere and I am scared. Sorry if this is slightly incoherent.
Today I had a LAN Battle with 9 other friends playing a game I had never played before. Surprisingly I came 4th.
Game was Halo 3.
I will never play it again.
>>46
That's exactly what happens to me. I've never played any Halo game on my own before and whenever I play someone else in it I beat them and go "wow this is a terrible game." People who play Halo suck at games I think.
I went alone for a random wandering with my bicycle. While doing so the sky clouded rapidly and the sunlight dulled, lowering the brightness of everything around me.
All the sensations suddenly reminded me of my childhood holidays, when I went to a nice mountain place. I used to spend a good 30% of my active time going in circles inside the parking of the condo we were in with my bike, alone. The place was often subjected to sudden weather changes.
I felt this kind of eerie nostalgic and incredibly painful feeling. I haven't evolved a bit from when I was 8.
>>48
I wish I could go bike riding like that, I could bike ride in the same area for hours and hours but my location doesn't really allow for it (apartment).
I tried looking for ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! on Sporepedia. I didn't get any results. ('A` )
Woke up and dry heaved for awhile. I think I have a fever, but it is hard to tell with the air conditioner broken and all.
Today I anus.
I was tired at 2:20pm today but I didn't go to sleep.
My dog caught a bird by its wing earlier.
Got him to let go.
Wasn't dead though.
I got an essay back in the mail today, and before I even opened it, I was thinking "I hate you too, Lecturer".
I ran over an huge plastic warpping that was unavoidable, right on the middle of a small one-way road. It got stuck under my car, making a very unpleasant noise. There was a lot of traffic, so I tried to stop at the parking of a nearby shop, which was closed by a barrier as it was late, so I stopped in front of the barrier. I removed that fucker, folded it, and put it in my trunk.
Their dumb rent-a-cop had to bother me about it for at least 5 minutes. He probably didn't appreciate my stating the obvious, that I could have left long ago if he didn't give me trouble for a 30-second stop.
Today I took pictures of a guy on the street in a wheelchair. His name was Stretch, and he had one leg. He talked very quietly and spoke of the GOOD OLD DAYS. He was bad at the guitar.
>>47
Thirded lol
Well, I misplaced the charger for my phone, and missed a message regarding a job interview. It would have been a nice job, too ;_;
Today I wondered which thread would be most appropriate to post in, as this is essentially identical to the LJ one.
>>60
How old is the message? You should go for it! Some people are more forgiving!
>>61
This thread is for pointless things that happened whereas the LJ one can be for talking about your day and anything else meaningful.
In other words, post in whichever one you feel like posting in （・∀・ ）
So in between throwing up and generally feeling like shit all day, I've been playing this PC shmup called Kamui. It's fucking badass. It's basically Rayforce with the whole normal shot/laser with everything "above" and thunder lasers for everything "below". I love the graphics, and the music is pretty nice as well.
http://rapidshare.com/files/128538877/siterskain-kamui.rar.html
>>64
Is there a translation of the options somewhere? I've yet to figure out what some of them do.
>>65
-difficulty
-framerate
-effect (I have no clue what this does)
-something to do with music. I tried it on CD-DA and there was no music.
-controller settings
-rankings
-stats regarding how many times you've beaten it.
Z to shoot
X to THUNDERLASER
Z+X = BULLET EATING RAPE LASER
There may be more controls, who knows.
Z affects everything that's at the same height as the ship
X locks on to everything below.
Z+X doesn't hit low, but it'll still eat bullets. That and it's pretty fucking strong.