For one thing, the front page isn't all that inviting.
I like how it imitates 2channel's front page, but LISTEN TO MY VIP and the acronym SAoVQ doesn't really tell you or show you much. The random J-pop might scare away non-Japanese fandom types, but then again most people who know about anonymous textboards in the first place tolerate and MAYBE ENJOY that stuff anyways.

Do we have to clarify what this board is all about? We know it's for VIP QUALITY and textboard culture (AA and what not, etc.), but to me, SAoVQ should be a more all-general thing like 2ch's NEWS4VIP, where they talk about anything and everything there. But, with that nice SAoVQ brand of SECRET CLUBHOUSE NO GIRLS ALLOWED lemon twist. The thing is that SAoVQ is already that, it's just nobody does it because we're too concentrated on the VIP QUALITY and AA and stuff like that. We front the VIP stuff a lot, but nobody shows or knows what VIP LIFE is all about. We're too busy saying we're gangsta instead of living the thug life and showing that we're gangsta.

I'm sorry in advance for my inane, slightly drunken rambling.