Today, like every day, I went to do some shopping in the local grocery store. So I write the list on a post-it note, because I tend to forget things. I'm at the counter, I open my wallet to pay, and, having no free arms, I put the note in my lips to hold it. And then the cashier says "A yellow card?". I look at her, wondering what do say, and she explains: "like in sports". I gave her a glare of animosity, paid, removed the note from my lips and left.
What would VIPPER do in such situations?
I actually don't even understand it. Why a yellow card? I am confronted with poor humor all the time though. Once you're a VIPPER you can't go back to normal, not witty humor I suppose.
>the person was hitting on you.
WOAH! This totally changes everything. Was she cute?
I was working at Subway (Lame, I know) and I was putting veggies on this guy's sandwich. A new girl working asks me about a certain setup on meats so I turn to answer her. The customer says something like "Oh yeah, okay, just ignore me then." in a stupid hurr hurr sarcastic joke voice. I said I was sorry and did a stupid fake laugh and HE WAS STILL GOING ON ABOUT HOW I IGNORED HIM AND I SHOULD STOP OR SOMETHING. I JUST WANTED TO PUT THE FUCKING VEGETABLES ON JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. To make matters worse, he ate in the store.
>>7
Impatient people are the worst.
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS THREAD REFRESHING WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
>>6
Not really. She's a redhead, but she has too short boyish hair. And she looks like a slut, revealing the legs and all (she was sitting and the vital parts were covered by the too-long typical cashier robe/vest, but she could have only panties underneath it and that wouldn't have made any difference.).
Also, another story.
To avoid cover wrinkling, I carry my books around in a OS X box that has a big X in the front (http://tinyurl.com/6hdmoq). So I'm at the bus stop, with the box in my hand, and an elderly lady approaches and asks for time (a normal thing to do for an old lady). And then, as she leaves, she says "What's that, the X Files?", giggles and leaves.
What the hell.
Also I have a story too. This was a while ago. I was on a flight to the Northeast (US) which is only about two hours long so I thought I would take a nap for the whole thing. I was on the plane and there was just one woman sitting next to me so I sort of went out of my way to scrunch up against the window and fall asleep over there so I didn't disturb her or anything. When I wake up she goes YOU SNORED THE WHOOOOOOOOLE TIME and I was sort of surprised that she even said that if I did but I began to apologize and then she just say "JUST KIDDING HAHA YOU SHOULDA SEEN YOURSELF THERE!" It's like thanks, you're a stranger but we're on a joking basis I see.