I was working at Subway (Lame, I know) and I was putting veggies on this guy's sandwich. A new girl working asks me about a certain setup on meats so I turn to answer her. The customer says something like "Oh yeah, okay, just ignore me then." in a stupid hurr hurr sarcastic joke voice. I said I was sorry and did a stupid fake laugh and HE WAS STILL GOING ON ABOUT HOW I IGNORED HIM AND I SHOULD STOP OR SOMETHING. I JUST WANTED TO PUT THE FUCKING VEGETABLES ON JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. To make matters worse, he ate in the store.