ITT We Describe Our Ideal Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) (96)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 00:25 [Del]

Wears a short skirt and thigh highs all the time and is completely mute like Rei.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 01:49 [Del]

Wears a shorter skirt than >>1's and thigh highs all the time and finishes 50% of her sentences with a specific onomatopoeia such as uguu~~ or nya~~

3 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 01:56 [Del]

Also don't forget short hair~

4 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 03:50 [Del]

A girl with small breasts (but not flat!), wearing a tight black t-shirt and jeans with a black, wide, studded belt. The t-shirt must be high enough to reveal a small (3-4cm) stripe of belly, but the navel shouldn't be visible.

(;´Д`)

5 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 03:59 [Del]

An intelligent, loyal girl with M-cup breasts.

6 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 05:07 [Del]

A maid army to help me take care of my harem.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 13:54 [Del]

2D

8 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 13:57 [Del]

Short dark hair, looks good with and without glasses. Someone who has qualities that I lack and I admire.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-15 15:26 [Del]

A blob that will follow me around and let me put food in it.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-15 21:53 [Del]

8 year old conjoined twins with short skirts, striped zettai ryouiki with ribbons and hearts on top, stubs for arms and one leg, blindness, muteness, a cute foot, and two split tongues which they know how to use exquisitely.

11 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-16 15:20 [Del]

A girl who knows how to describe and perform a Fisherman Suplex.

12 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-16 18:52 [Del]

>>11
The deep American south would be heaven for you.

13 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-18 12:45 [Del]

And since I do not have relatives there, I'd widen the genetic pool.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 06:09 [Del]

Anyone who can take a fist.

15 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 06:53 [Del]

>>14
Would being a watersports enthusiast help, or hinder?

16 Name: JEWS : 2008-07-21 18:44 [Del]

>>15
I prefer someone who a Neo Nazi.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 18:59 [Del]

>>13
lolol

18 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 23:58 [Del]

A short haired, iincho class type. A motherly personality, berating but with love underlying her actions. Loves ribbons and treasures being cute. Hair would ideally be either black or a deep dark brown. She would wear glasses, rectangular type with bold rims. Her attire would consist of skirts and boy shorts always with thigh highs. Her chest size is not an issue for me but I would enjoy a chest sized at C or below. She'd have to have a toned body, not muscular but not fat or a pile of twigs either. Specifically toned in the abs, deltoids and triceps. Of course she'd have to be into some light bondage and enjoy being on top during sex. She would constantly blush and is embarrassed at the smallest things but I could still tease and joke with her. She would have a vested interest in anime & vidya gaems but feigns ignorance.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 11:43 [Del]

20 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 13:51 [Del]

Thigh highs are a must!

21 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 15:05 [Del]

short blonde hair (*´Д`)ハァハァ

22 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 17:01 [Del]

long blonde hair (*´Д`)ハァハァ

23 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 18:13 [Del]

Shokotan, but with normal length legs.

24 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 04:03 [Del]

>>21
It depends on who it's on really. Short blonde wouldn't look good on everyone, same with short black/brown/red/etc.

25 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 07:18 [Del]

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26 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 09:56 [Del]

>>24
But when it's done correctly. (*´Д`)ハァハァ

27 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 12:52 [Del]

>>26
I agree. ハァ(*´Д`*)ハァ

28 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 15:27 [Del]

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

29 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 16:33 [Del]

>>28
I agree with this man.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 17:04 [Del]

We need an official SAoVQ female who will dress up in all of our fantasies and take pictures for all to enjoy.

31 Name: if you payme enough : 2008-08-10 17:49 [Del]

>>30
;)

32 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 17:51 [Del]

>>29
Is this because I am your friend or because I made a reference that you agree with me?

33 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 23:02 [Del]

>>30
No females on the internet.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 23:29 [Del]

>>33
How about a trap then?

35 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 08:16 [Del]

You've activated my trap card!

36 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 10:28 [Del]

Reverse card open! Berserker Soul!

37 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 12:06 [Del]

a BiG BURLY gAY TRUCK DrIVER ;)

38 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 13:09 [Del]

DadDYCOoL ;)

39 Name: Mr Shit : 2008-08-11 13:35 [Del]

My ideal boyfreind is a 4 year old boy.

40 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 21:57 [Del]

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          ( ´∀`) < My ideal boyfriend would be someone I can relate to
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41 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 21:57 [Del]

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          ( ´∀`) < Well, there's always me
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42 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 15:36 [Del]

Ulala Serizawa

43 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 08:55 [Del]

Shorter than me and has long, dark hair with glasses. Must also be cute and tsundere.

44 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 10:57 [Del]

She would be a cute, clingy tsundere flat-chested older girl, with gray cat ears, yellow-blue heterochromia and magic glasses that blocks her otherwise continuous mysterious hypnotic power, long angel wings that only appear when the stars are aligned just right, extremely long pink hair with twintails and a ahoge hidden under a Touhou hat, a fancy short-sleeved frilly dress with no less than 14 ribbons in various places, thigh-highs with matched ribbons, long opera gloves, a simple choker with a small heart-shaped gem, and side-tied white and blue horizontally striped panties.
2D only, please.

45 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 14:11 [Del]

My ideal girlfriend is within the 5th-95th percentile, and smells like coffee beans.

46 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 14:52 [Del]

>>45
You should hang out at coffee shops.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 16:01 [Del]

>>45
I like my girls in the top 1%.

48 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 22:49 [Del]

>>44
You have tried to create an ideal woman but I fear you have failed in your desire for blue striped panties, it is the floral patterns which the true veterans desire, your striped panties are for amateurs and are not worth spending your time on.

49 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-01 13:21 [Del]

I want a girl who would enjoy my VIP QUALITY love.

50 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-01 13:42 [Del]

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewellery, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a looooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

51 Name: ITALIAN DADDYCOOL : 2008-09-02 06:28 [Del]

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    (.`ヽ(`>、                      /''''''   '''''':::::  ciao sn daddycool la MIA Tipa ideale e Una TSUNDE RE che lavoRA Da YoshiNoya preparando cibo di QUALITA' VIP ;)
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52 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-02 22:33 [Del]

In my professional VIP opinion, the daddycool featured in >>51 is a hoax!

53 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-05 08:14 [Del]

>>51
WHY IS YOUR HEAD ELEVATED

54 Name: NOT ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-09-08 06:51 [Del]

Francesca Lucchini

55 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-09-10 04:07 [Del]

>>54

But you MUST admit Francesca is irresistible.

56 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-10 09:57 [Del]

She would be compliant and submissive, have small breasts, a cute ass, and no arms, legs, eyes or teeth.

57 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-10 12:50 [Del]

boon

58 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-10 19:02 [Del]

Urabe

59 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-11 07:32 [Del]

She has to be short and stout, like a hug pillow

60 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-25 19:55 [Del]

My ideal girlfriend would be Mio-chan because she has dark hair and is moe.

61 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-25 19:56 [Del]

A robot

62 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-25 22:07 [Del]

Long dark hair, glasses, and smallish breasts.

63 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-25 22:48 [Del]

I'm not going to do this because then I'll just feel sad when I realize she's not there

64 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-26 04:31 [Del]

>>58
(*´Д`) うらべ みこと… ハァハァ

65 Post deleted by moderator.

66 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-26 13:23 [Del]

>>65

> I have a crush on someone I met on the internet.

(◕ ◡ ◕) We have so much in common!

67 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-26 15:13 [Del]

Bipolar messiah who hates me because she loves me.

68 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-26 19:12 [Del]

Fujoshi VIPPER who is tsundere for me and dresses in EGL.

p.s. I found her!

69 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-26 21:09 [Del]

>>65
(;´Д`)ハァハァ

70 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-26 22:31 [Del]

>>65
moe

71 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-27 02:43 [Del]

>>68
G-gosh it's not like I like you or anything, VIPPER...

72 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-27 04:57 [Del]

>>71 She told me how much I bother her, then I started to walk off and she chased after me crying, then we held eachother tightly, it was so beautiful ;_;

73 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-28 18:34 [Del]

I want a girl that could star in a movie from izumu.net

74 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-29 18:44 [Del]

A cute, shy, otaku lesbian girl who is interested in tall transexual VIPPERs, ultimately.

Right now, a cute, shy, otaku girl who is interested in crossdressing VIPPERs.

75 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-30 10:31 [Del]

I just met my ideal boyfriend, (*´Д`)ハァハァ

76 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-30 13:29 [Del]

A sightly chubby and mentally stable girl.

77 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-30 13:33 [Del]

I just want one that will wear a sailor uniform

78 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-30 23:00 [Del]

I can dress up for you guys.

79 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-30 23:58 [Del]

>>78
Like how

80 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-31 00:09 [Del]

>>78
Does the sailor skirt interfere with your bulge? Do you wear a stuffed bra with the sailor outfit?

81 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-31 03:55 [Del]

Two-dimensional.

82 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 19:35 [Del]

I just want someone who enjoys VIP Quality irl (;´Д`)ハァハァ

83 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-03 21:12 [Del]

Bisexual cute boy who likes to wear skirts and likes transgirls. Incredibly affectionate and romantic. But also incredibly hot and likes to be protective over his woman~♪

84 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-05 20:36 [Del]

>>82
(;´Д`)ハァハァ

85 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-10 13:36 [Del]

[DADDYCOOL]

86 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-10 17:05 [Del]

>>85
    /\___/\
   /''''''     ''''''::\
   |(へ),    、(へ)、.|  oh VIPPER, your making me blush ;)
   |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .:|
   |   `-=ニ=- '  .:::::|
   \  `ニニ´ ._/

87 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-10 20:35 [Del]

>>83 I'm close enough to that, but I want to be a transgirl myself

88 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-11 04:56 [Del]

>>87 I practically am it and I don't want to be a transgirl myself... but I would need to shave my body hair. No-one wants to see hairy legs like mine in a skirt.

89 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-11 08:08 [Del]

I put on my frilly dress and Touhou hat.

90 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-12 23:24 [Del]

〃∩ ∧_∧
⊂⌒( ・ω・ )  ~ちゅ♥
 `ヽ_っ⌒/⌒c
    ⌒ ⌒

91 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-12 23:43 [Del]

The one I have now who calls me onii-sama and lets me play with her tits except a little smarter because I'm becoming a little bored :<

92 Post deleted by user.

93 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-12 23:54 [Del]

I want a girl who enjoys VIP quality, is willing to share her love between myself, DADDYCOOL, and a cross-dressing bisexual boy.

She must also know how to knit her own woolly mittens--this is essential.

94 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-13 01:31 [Del]

My ideal girl is a short bubbly Colombian VIPPER. Bobbed hair, a bitter ironic sense of knowing humor tempered by a giggling laugh so damn charming it would make me stutter in embarrassment. She would be smart, artistic, funny, charming, and incredibly beautiful. We would share the same hobby, and connect through it. Then one day when we finally met she would pin me to a wall with a K-Bar. As she fucked my organs with her jagged shaft of cold hard metal I would look into her eyes knowing, trusting, loving. After she had climaxed, she would withdraw her knife spent, and let me slip to the floor. As I vomited blood to the beat of a slowing heart she would kneel down gently cup my face in her hands, and kiss me. I would piss myself as my unravaged organs shut down in an attempt to preserve my brain functions.

95 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-13 09:15 [Del]

Body like one of those rozen weapon healthies

96 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-13 09:37 [Del]

>>94
Marvelous.

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