ITT We Describe Our Ideal Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) (96)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 00:25 [Del]

Wears a short skirt and thigh highs all the time and is completely mute like Rei.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 01:49 [Del]

Wears a shorter skirt than >>1's and thigh highs all the time and finishes 50% of her sentences with a specific onomatopoeia such as uguu~~ or nya~~

3 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 01:56 [Del]

Also don't forget short hair~

4 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 03:50 [Del]

A girl with small breasts (but not flat!), wearing a tight black t-shirt and jeans with a black, wide, studded belt. The t-shirt must be high enough to reveal a small (3-4cm) stripe of belly, but the navel shouldn't be visible.

(;´Д`)

5 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 03:59 [Del]

An intelligent, loyal girl with M-cup breasts.

6 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 05:07 [Del]

A maid army to help me take care of my harem.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 13:54 [Del]

2D

8 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 13:57 [Del]

Short dark hair, looks good with and without glasses. Someone who has qualities that I lack and I admire.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-15 15:26 [Del]

A blob that will follow me around and let me put food in it.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-15 21:53 [Del]

8 year old conjoined twins with short skirts, striped zettai ryouiki with ribbons and hearts on top, stubs for arms and one leg, blindness, muteness, a cute foot, and two split tongues which they know how to use exquisitely.

11 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-16 15:20 [Del]

A girl who knows how to describe and perform a Fisherman Suplex.

12 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-16 18:52 [Del]

>>11
The deep American south would be heaven for you.

13 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-18 12:45 [Del]

And since I do not have relatives there, I'd widen the genetic pool.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 06:09 [Del]

Anyone who can take a fist.

15 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 06:53 [Del]

>>14
Would being a watersports enthusiast help, or hinder?

16 Name: JEWS : 2008-07-21 18:44 [Del]

>>15
I prefer someone who a Neo Nazi.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 18:59 [Del]

>>13
lolol

18 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 23:58 [Del]

A short haired, iincho class type. A motherly personality, berating but with love underlying her actions. Loves ribbons and treasures being cute. Hair would ideally be either black or a deep dark brown. She would wear glasses, rectangular type with bold rims. Her attire would consist of skirts and boy shorts always with thigh highs. Her chest size is not an issue for me but I would enjoy a chest sized at C or below. She'd have to have a toned body, not muscular but not fat or a pile of twigs either. Specifically toned in the abs, deltoids and triceps. Of course she'd have to be into some light bondage and enjoy being on top during sex. She would constantly blush and is embarrassed at the smallest things but I could still tease and joke with her. She would have a vested interest in anime & vidya gaems but feigns ignorance.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 11:43 [Del]

20 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 13:51 [Del]

Thigh highs are a must!

21 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 15:05 [Del]

short blonde hair (*´Д`)ハァハァ

22 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 17:01 [Del]

long blonde hair (*´Д`)ハァハァ

23 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 18:13 [Del]

Shokotan, but with normal length legs.

24 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 04:03 [Del]

>>21
It depends on who it's on really. Short blonde wouldn't look good on everyone, same with short black/brown/red/etc.

25 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 07:18 [Del]

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26 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 09:56 [Del]

>>24
But when it's done correctly. (*´Д`)ハァハァ

27 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 12:52 [Del]

>>26
I agree. ハァ(*´Д`*)ハァ

28 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 15:27 [Del]

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

29 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 16:33 [Del]

>>28
I agree with this man.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 17:04 [Del]

We need an official SAoVQ female who will dress up in all of our fantasies and take pictures for all to enjoy.

31 Name: if you payme enough : 2008-08-10 17:49 [Del]

>>30
;)

32 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 17:51 [Del]

>>29
Is this because I am your friend or because I made a reference that you agree with me?

33 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 23:02 [Del]

>>30
No females on the internet.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 23:29 [Del]

>>33
How about a trap then?

35 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 08:16 [Del]

You've activated my trap card!

36 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 10:28 [Del]

Reverse card open! Berserker Soul!

37 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 12:06 [Del]

a BiG BURLY gAY TRUCK DrIVER ;)

38 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 13:09 [Del]

DadDYCOoL ;)

39 Name: Mr Shit : 2008-08-11 13:35 [Del]

My ideal boyfreind is a 4 year old boy.

40 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 21:57 [Del]

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41 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-11 21:57 [Del]

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42 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 15:36 [Del]

Ulala Serizawa

43 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 08:55 [Del]

Shorter than me and has long, dark hair with glasses. Must also be cute and tsundere.

44 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 10:57 [Del]

She would be a cute, clingy tsundere flat-chested older girl, with gray cat ears, yellow-blue heterochromia and magic glasses that blocks her otherwise continuous mysterious hypnotic power, long angel wings that only appear when the stars are aligned just right, extremely long pink hair with twintails and a ahoge hidden under a Touhou hat, a fancy short-sleeved frilly dress with no less than 14 ribbons in various places, thigh-highs with matched ribbons, long opera gloves, a simple choker with a small heart-shaped gem, and side-tied white and blue horizontally striped panties.
2D only, please.

45 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 14:11 [Del]

My ideal girlfriend is within the 5th-95th percentile, and smells like coffee beans.

46 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-30 14:52 [Del]

>>45
You should hang out at coffee shops.
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