8888888 Hello everyone. I am a perfectly normal, sober individual. My hobbies
　（　･≧･） include internet pornography, re-runs of Seinfeld, watching the
　（　　　　） evening news, cuddling platonically with my wife, and collecting
　｜ ｜　|　　expensive pens. I hope to serve you and bring pride to the AA
　（_＿）＿） bureau by being VIP quality (within reasonable standards).