Hello everyone. I think we should play a game of Zork together. If you do not know what Zork is, it's an old text based RPG. I will take the first response to each of my posts and input it into the game and we can slowly progress. Let's have fun with this. If you don't know how to communicate with Zork some basic commands instructions will be in >>2.
Let's start!
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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> xyzzy
A hollow voice says "Fool."
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> draw DADDYCOOL on the mailbox
I don't know the word "draw".
(maybe i will if you payme enoguh ;))
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I don't know the word "hollow".
(the voice flees)
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> INVENTORY
You are empty-handed.
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> genuflect
I don't know the word "genuflect".
(OTL)
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> grab dick
I don't know the word "dick".
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> go north
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narraow path winds through the trees.
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> eat house
> destroy target nonblack creature
I don't think that the white house would agree with you.
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> go south
> open mailbox
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
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> read the leaflet
> pause
$ sudo make me a sandwich
$ zork resume
> pocket leaflet
<Taken>
WELCOME TO ZORK!
ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. I nit you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!
Dropped.
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>feed leaflet to tablecat
>jump
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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> Take Tablecat
Tablecat will not leave the table.
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> take table
It is bolted to the floor. More significantly, there is a cat on it.
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>fuck the cat
The cat has left. The table is n∴∴w t
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tanasinn
>north
>north
>west
>east
>north
>north
>south
>south
>west
>east
>west
>east
Segmentation fault.
Core dumped.
Do you want your possessions identified? (y/n)
y
>smell myself
>north
>north
>climb tree
>take egg
>down
>south
>east
>open window
>west
>take lunch
>west
>take sword
>take lantern
>move rug
>open trap door
>turn on lamp
>down