I have come here today to tell you of a triumphant victory I achieved today on TF2's 2fort. It was a 4 versus 4 match, when I entered the match, my team (RED) was getting their asses handed to them on a silver platter. I chose the Soldier class for the hell of it and what ensued cannot be described by words. I turned the tides of war. The first rounds they went as snipers, engies and scouts, there was a spy or two there but it made no difference, anything wearing blue was dead meat. They tried to backstab me, but I with my highly advanced VIPPER senses, saw through their clever disguises and blew them apart. Then they retreated to their base to choose the Engineer class to try and stop me. The whole team went as Engineers and they holed themselves up in the intel room. They planted sentries into every corner in hopes that I fell into their clever traps. But me and my trusty Medic companion tore through their pathetic defenses and brought home the victory. It was a very tough, long and the most bloodiest match I had ever been in. When the round ended with my team winning 4 to 0, I did the salute and a resounding, well-fitting MAGGOTS came out of the Soldiers mouth. I had died 19 times but I had killed 61 maggots and destroyed well over 30 sentries. My teammates were left in awe when they saw that I had 122 points while they and their enemy had only about 20 points.
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I READ THE WHOLE THING
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I read the whole thread and then opened the page source and read that too.
I backstabbed in reverse wile killing readings with ENGIE.
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