I have stuck a marker up my ass
I put toilet paper up my ass. It is not enough to wipe. I need to be clean on the inside too.
Taiko Drum Master stick.
Both of them.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Glue stick!
Not cool, man :/
We have an ASS!?
Once I stuck one of my two identical toothbrushes up my ass then in fit of terrible judgment put it back in its proper place, in the cup in my bathroom with the other one. The next morning I was faced with a decision that may or may not have changed my life forever.
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reading the thread title makes me think about a collective ass we might have.
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>>12
Yes, indeed I am.
Ask me anything about Italy and I'll respond in both my VIP-quality native language and in English.
>>16
Naturally, we want to know about the quality of VIP in your native land.
[ENG]
As per many other Italian activities, VIP is small in production but of very high quality. The exporting of VIP is one of the most reliable sources of income. I am the Ambassador of VIP of my country on SAoVQ, and I decided to come clean because I felt that my endeavor was well-received by fellow VIPPERS like you. Other Italian VIPPERs are infiltrated into several other boards making anonymous posts and slowly increasing the quality to acquaint other VIPPERs to our unique and remarkable style.
[ITA]
Così come succede per molte altre attività italiane, VIP ha una produzione limitata, ma di altissima qualità. L'export di VIP è una delle attività con ritorni economici sicuri. Io sono l'ambasciatore del mio paese per il VIP su SAoVQ, e ho deciso di presentarmi perché sentivo che il mio operato era ben raccolto da altri VIPPERs come voi. Altri VIPPERs italiani sono infiltrati in altre boards, e in modo anonimo aumentano gradualmente la qualità in modo da abituare altri VIPPERs al nostro stile unico e inconfondibile.
[ENG]
No.
[ITA]
No.
Why are your women so hairy? It's not even cold in the Mediterranean, they have no excuse!
Why can't you get along with the Turks? They only want all of Cyprus.
>>16
Are you reading JOJO's BIZARRE ADVENTURE... in ITALIAN?
I hear in the Italian version of STEEL BALL RUN, Gyro got his named changed to J-Lo.
>>18
What would it take for me to get a sample of super high-quality Italian VIP? I hear it's... good stuff...
>>19
DIsgregard >>20-kun, he's a scammer. I would have answered the same thing, but more verbosely and politely.
>>21
It's a common misconception; Italian women aren't that hairy. Cases of hypertricosis are infrequent. Stereotyping Italians by phenotipic traits is pointless - we have widely mixed heritages, you can't even tell whether an Italian looks like one.
>>22
I think you're mistaking us with Greeks. Remember: Greeks = fuck male children in the ass; Italian = fuck women in the ass.
>>23
I'm not reading JoJo, so I can't help you. But an Italian translation must exist for sure, and you might be right.
>>24
You're already getting it in such small doses that you can't understand its effect. Slowly the Italian VIP will seep into your pores and into your cells, then affecting the areas of your brain responsible for dopamine and endorphine. You'll feel happy reading only Italian text. You'll sleep and fight and crave only for Italian words, though you don't know Italian. It's painless, and resistance is futile.
Obviusly, >>25-san is me, your friendly neighborhood Italian VIPPER.
>Greeks = fuck male children in the ass
You seem to be confusing modern Greeks with ancient Greeks. The ancient Romans were all about the shotacon too, you know. Thanks for keeping the discussion on topic though.
I once sat next to a foreign gentleman on a 7 hour flight who was wearing a bright yellow "ITALIAN STALLION" t-shirt and smelled like he hadn't bathed in about 3 years (but was trying to cover it with even more foul smelling designer cologne). It was fucking awesome.
And anyway it goes like Romans = fuck male children in the ass
Greeks = fuck women in the ass
Italians = are fucked in the ass by their women
>>29
I once sat next to a foreign gentleman on a 7 hour flight who was wearing a grey "BURGER KING" t-shirt and smelled like he hadn't bathed in about 3 years (but was trying to cover it with even more foul smelling french fries scent). It was fucking awesome.
>>30
Ha ha ha, you are very funny. That's why you gave yourself a sage: you're so funny other VIPPERs might laugh out loud when reading your marvellous word play at their jobs.
I was just thinking about a hypothetical situation in which you were seated next to ANOTHER VIPPER on a 7 hour plane ride. How awesome would that be
>>33
"Huh, the guy next to me is masturbating. Guess I should too."
And that's how the AA-VIP-lounge was founded.
This is CRUISING and ROLLING VIP-style.