I have stuck a marker up my ass
I put toilet paper up my ass. It is not enough to wipe. I need to be clean on the inside too.
Taiko Drum Master stick.
Both of them.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Glue stick!
Not cool, man :/
We have an ASS!?
Once I stuck one of my two identical toothbrushes up my ass then in fit of terrible judgment put it back in its proper place, in the cup in my bathroom with the other one. The next morning I was faced with a decision that may or may not have changed my life forever.
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reading the thread title makes me think about a collective ass we might have.
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>>12
Yes, indeed I am.
Ask me anything about Italy and I'll respond in both my VIP-quality native language and in English.
>>16
Naturally, we want to know about the quality of VIP in your native land.
[ENG]
As per many other Italian activities, VIP is small in production but of very high quality. The exporting of VIP is one of the most reliable sources of income. I am the Ambassador of VIP of my country on SAoVQ, and I decided to come clean because I felt that my endeavor was well-received by fellow VIPPERS like you. Other Italian VIPPERs are infiltrated into several other boards making anonymous posts and slowly increasing the quality to acquaint other VIPPERs to our unique and remarkable style.
[ITA]
Così come succede per molte altre attività italiane, VIP ha una produzione limitata, ma di altissima qualità. L'export di VIP è una delle attività con ritorni economici sicuri. Io sono l'ambasciatore del mio paese per il VIP su SAoVQ, e ho deciso di presentarmi perché sentivo che il mio operato era ben raccolto da altri VIPPERs come voi. Altri VIPPERs italiani sono infiltrati in altre boards, e in modo anonimo aumentano gradualmente la qualità in modo da abituare altri VIPPERs al nostro stile unico e inconfondibile.
[ENG]
No.
[ITA]
No.
Why are your women so hairy? It's not even cold in the Mediterranean, they have no excuse!
Why can't you get along with the Turks? They only want all of Cyprus.