（＝ω＝.）I just pooped

（＝ω＝.）I stick chocolate coronets up my butt

（＝ω＝.）the MMO I play in Lucky Star is an adult version of Second Life aimed towards furries.

（＝ω＝.）my mole isn't real

（＝ω＝）I forgot to bring my mole into school today.

（.＝ω＝.）I forgot which side it was on so I'll just marker in both sides and see if anyone tells me why I have a clone mole on the side opposite my original mole. Brilliant!

（＝ω＝.）　How about a game of pretend?

（＝ω＝.）　IN REALITY I'M A GIGANTIC COCK-TEASE

（＝ω＝.）Lucky Star was a shitty show and I'm sorry it wasn't 22 minutes of Anime Tenchou.

＝ω＝.）Apparently my fingers are all joint together, so my hands resemble mittens.

（＝ω＝.）　I am masturbatory fanservice personified.

（＝ω＝.）I've sucked more dicks than most pornstars.

（＝ω＝.）Sometimes when I become wet at school I'll flirt with a hot guy then take him to the bathroom for sex.

You'll never be that guy.

（＝ω＝.）I reinvented Otakuism and turned it into a fine art.

（＝ω＝.）I wish I inspired better kopipe than "I like Konata"