[DEPRESSED] I'M SO SAD [LONELY] (57)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 03:25 [Del]

( ・-・) Today I found out that I wasn't VIP enough to take it easy with some of my VIPPER friends, and that the others aren't VIP enough for me.






。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

2 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 05:15 [Del]

Pat pat it's okay. At least you have VIPPER friends to hang out with!

3 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 05:42 [Del]

What is your function in life?

4 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 16:13 [Del]

To explode, of course.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 17:43 [Del]

( ・-・) Today shit sux.






。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

6 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 18:43 [Del]

( ・-・) Today I'm doing math homework!

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

7 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 18:44 [Del]

I must ask the OP. Do you have VIPPER friends in real life?! Like real VIPPERS?! Or are these e-friends?

8 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-13 21:38 [Del]

There are no real-life VIPPERs.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 01:27 [Del]

>>1
You will always be of VIP quality to me.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 15:58 [Del]

>>6

( ・-・) Today is my turn to do math homework.

。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。 FUCK, I HATE MATH

11 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 16:13 [Del]

>>10
I would do it for you VIPPER if I could~ What level math is it?

12 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 17:45 [Del]

>>11
3rd grade

13 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 17:49 [Del]

>>12
2*3 = 6

14 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 18:27 [Del]

>>13

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15 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 21:45 [Del]

TAKE IT EASY

16 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-16 12:16 [Del]

I now have a VIPPER shirt -and- a VIPSTAR shirt, wear them often, and have never met any real-life VIPPERs. I take this to understand that they do not exist.





。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

17 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-16 14:45 [Del]

>>16
I am happy to inform you that you are wrong. It is not because there are no VIPPERs, but because VIPPERs do not look at t-shirts, and therefore never notice your signals. To attract the attention of your local VIPPER collective it may be necessary to boon around town.

18 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-16 16:01 [Del]

>>17
This is indeed true. I regularly wear both my SAoVQ, BU-N, and VIPPER shirts but no one ever notices or even questions it.

19 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-10-17 09:12 [Del]

I don't have such shirts; I'm a cheapskate.

20 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-17 11:13 [Del]

I wear my perpetually goofy grin and wandering hands. So far only the ladies have noticed, and even then I've made contact with no VIPPERs.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-17 17:27 [Del]

i also wish i had some VIPPER friends, as it is my friends have very little knowledge of the internet beyond lame MMOs

22 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-17 17:32 [Del]

I want to drink the night away with VIPPERs.

23 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-17 17:57 [Del]

>>21
Same thing here except that you have to replace MMO by Counter-strike source.

24 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-17 20:36 [Del]

>>22
I don't drink but I can watch!

25 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-18 04:12 [Del]

>>24
It's okay, I'm 21. I can buy for you!

26 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-18 07:05 [Del]

>>25
Actually, you're 25.

27 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-18 07:56 [Del]

>>23
Sounds like germany to me, if so there must be at least two GERMAN VIPPERs.

28 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-10-18 13:26 [Del]

>>27
Sounds like ZERG RUSH ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE to me, if so there must be at least two COREAN VIPPERs ~nida

29 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-19 22:29 [Del]

>>28 I love you Italian VIPPER. You bring a flavor to my mouth I've never had.

30 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-10-20 05:43 [Del]

>>29
Hope it tastes quite like VIP.

31 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-19 18:17 [Del]

I am wondering, what are VIPPERs like in real life? Do you ever do anything outwardly VIP Quality in real life without realizing it? I have found myself bu-ning without realizing it from time to time.

32 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 03:44 [Del]

>>31
I bu-n'd spontaneously when I went out to breathe some fresh air after eight hours of doing silly projects.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 12:19 [Del]

>>31
I give people things for free after they give me coins.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 12:21 [Del]

>>31
I make friendly conversation with strangers.

35 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 15:25 [Del]

>>34
I people watch and smile at cute strangers

36 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 15:46 [Del]

>>31
I used to have a VIP QULAITY friend. We used to talk about VIP QUALITY subjects. Now he just wants to talk about his failure with women, his success with alcohol, and ask me if I can get him drugs (I don't).

>>32
Last summer I once bu-n'd around a classroom at college after finishing an exam once everyone else had left.

37 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 15:54 [Del]

>>36
Oh no, I am the VIPPER who tends to lament about his failures and share the news of his occasional successes with The Only One, my Better Half, dearest K. I'm sorry.

38 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 15:58 [Del]

>>37
She ignored you though. I suggest continuing with your plans of burning down her house!

39 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:00 [Del]

I wonder how many people regularly post

40 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:01 [Del]

>>39
Three, the fourth user is a myth.

41 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:02 [Del]

>>39
I used to think maybe 12 people posted at least once a week, with some other people posting very occasionally and the odd person who would post in a few threads upon his first visit and then leave.

I feel this place used to be slightly more active than it is now.

42 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:03 [Del]

Wow a lot of people regularly bu-n. I do too! We should all record clips of us bu-ning (wearing VIPPER masks of course) and put it into a video to put on youtube like the Japanese VIPPER ones!

Ex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alRfJSCvOM8

43 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:04 [Del]

>>41
What do you think the number is now?

44 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:05 [Del]

>>38
I can't do that right now. She invited me to her birthday party. I am confused.

45 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:06 [Del]

>>41
I don't think that's right. If you've seen the SAoVQ steam group there are at least 20 people in there and that is just people who play TF2 and happened to see the thread. I feel like there are probably 100 or 150 people who regularly visit SAoVQ but post irregularly.

46 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:07 [Del]

>>44
I need more information in order to give you more accurate advice, but just remember that girls aren't that important. Anyway, I feel for you, MY SWEET SWEET VIPPER.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:08 [Del]

>>45
Wow, that's really surprising.

48 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:10 [Del]

>>43

Right now? Three or four.

>>42

Seeing so many people bu-n at once... it makes me feel so warm inside.

I want to start bu-n international and watch VIP QUALITY people from all over the world bu-n near local landmarks to soft piano music.

49 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:18 [Del]

>>46
Nonono, it is not just about a girl. It is about a friend. Now, whenever I meet a potential friend, I think "oh my, K would never spent that much on silly boots" or "K would be quiet right now, and understand that sometimes you just want to be with someone and not force a conversation" or "gosh, he made a wry face when he discovered what kind of music I listen to, he's too serious". She was pretty much perfect.
I think I'll just go to that party and see what happens.

50 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:21 [Del]

There are two sub-threads interweaving in this thread. How extreme.

51 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:22 [Del]

This weekend I am initiating the SAoVQ bu-n video. Prepare yourself!

52 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:23 [Del]

This weekend I am initiating the SAoVQ bu-n video. Prepare yourself!

         /⌒ヽ
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         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

53 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:23 [Del]

>>49
I'm sorry to hear, my dear VIPPER

54 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:24 [Del]

>>49
No-ones perfect. If you met yourself you might think 'that guy seems to be thinking about something else a lot'. You gotta accept peoples flaws. Even K has to be flawed somehow.

Go to the party. Be nice. Try to stop comparing people and have a good time.

55 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:25 [Del]

>>51 >>52

I will do the same.

Bu-ning around Scotland!

56 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:35 [Del]

>>54
Of course she had her flaws, but they were much fewer and less severe than these of people I meet.
The party in at Monday. I will tell you what happened after it is over. Thank you.
(My, I feel so guilty for making my problems everyone's problems. I am sorry.).

57 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-20 16:47 [Del]

>>56
Your problems are VIP Quality, no worries

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