They are given to you with the condition that you must spend all of them immediately. What will you buy?
My first purchase would be an official DADDY COOL statue. Then with the rest of the money I would buy buun fuel and soar the skies.
I would buy DQN and turn it into a VIP clubhouse.
Official D A D D Y C O O L mittens..
I would buy a server farm to host sites of VIP QUALITY content.
I would buy Hidden Temple stocks. We'll be big one day, you'll see.
World peace.
What a prick DADDY COOL is ;)
Some fancy hearing cake.
I would genetically engineer a Tablecat.
The world needs a Tablecat.
A stronger chainsaw
I would convert all of them to Lindens
Well, if I can't have VIP QUALITY sites at least I can convert them into old Italian lira and go to that place where they accept them and you pay half the price in Euros and buy stuff and such.
A Tablesaw
A Tablecatsaw.
I would spend it on some sort of elaborate Rube Goldberg machine which removes ITALIAN VIPPER from the internet
Some kind of elaborate Rube Goldberg machine which launches ITALIAN VIPPER back onto the internet.
An elaborate planning team that would align elaborate Rube Goldberg machines that would continually launch ITALIAN VIPPER on and off the internet.
A limited edition VIPPER lunch box!
>>20
They don't make those anymore after the accident back in 2000, wherein a young man's (having not yet reached VIP QUALITY age) mind spontaneously melted after consuming food which was of perfectly normal quality, yet had been stored in the lunch box for three hours. Eyewitnesses at the scene reported five people in the immediate vicinity to have began laughing hysterically while vomiting profusely, a little girl among them.
>>21 this post is really fucking DQN quality.
I'd spend 100 VIP coins to have you executed.
A remote-controlled teleport trap. Like, >>23 thinks he's stepping on a manhole, but as soon as I press the appropriate button, he's whisked away to the Tanasinn chamber.
100 VIP coins on boomerangs of GENOCIDE.
And possibly a hat.
I would purchase 100 other VIP coins, which I would then hoard.
I'd lend 90 VIPCOINS to another VIPPER, who'll then lend 81 VIPCOINS to another, etc etc ;)
I somehow received 81 VIPCOINS from a friendly VIPPER. >>36-san can have 72 of them.
I'd buy a cigar of VIP quality
I'd buy a market stall out of which I would sell my VIP QUALITY cigars.
I'd buy The Elitist Superstructure of DQN's webserver
I would buy some time.
I would lend it at 40% interest and tell people they are getting newly minted VIP coins in the form of paper so when they pay me back in real coins I use the money to support my own interests
As long as they store these paper vouchers with me without ever cashing them in for real VIP COINS, I will be 1000% more wealthy using without spending the coins I started with
I could then use this excess currency, calling it "real money," and pay off various politicians
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/846606372.html I will spend my VIP coins on this.
I'll use my VIP coins to help pay the outrageous new taxes Obama will oppose on us onces he's president. Good job America!
>>45
Sorry VIPcoins are atomic, like the japanese yen
Don't put too many of them in the same pile.
>>44
Is it really worth complaining about? You're getting a VIPHAT out of the deal.
I melt them down for their metal. They're worth more this way, now that there's been a VIP coup.
I would spend them on an ITALIAN VIPPER of my very own.
I would refuse to spend them and live a life of asceticism.
I'd bribe an official in DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand's administration to have >>50 diverted to a tanasinn chamber.
I'd pay the herons to stay out of my kitchen at night.
Since a Triganic VIP coin is a triangle 6000 miles on each side, nobody has ever had enough to exchange for a higher marked currency, and the galactic banks do not deal with fiddling small change.