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They don't make those anymore after the accident back in 2000, wherein a young man's (having not yet reached VIP QUALITY age) mind spontaneously melted after consuming food which was of perfectly normal quality, yet had been stored in the lunch box for three hours. Eyewitnesses at the scene reported five people in the immediate vicinity to have began laughing hysterically while vomiting profusely, a little girl among them.