THE 2008 CEO ELECTION WILL DECIDE WHO WILL BE THE NEW CEO OF SAOVQ. EVERY THIRTY FOUR THOUSAND YEARS A NEW CEO IS ELECTED TO RUN SAOVQ.
THIS YEAR TWO CANDIDATES ARE RUNNING FOR CEO:
THE FIRST CANDIDATE IS DADDY COOL, THE CURRENT CEO OF SAOVQ:
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THE SECOND CANDIDATE IS DOGGY COOL, A NEWCOMER FROM IMG.SAOVQ:
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[AA NOT YET PROVIDED]
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED FOR CAMPAIGNING OR DISCUSSION OF VARIOUS TOPICS INVOLVING EACH CANDIDATE'S POLICY. ON THE DAY OF THE ELECTION AN OFFICIAL THREAD WILL BE CREATED FOR VIPPERS TO VOTE IN AND THE POLLS WILL CLOSE AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT THAT DAY. THE VOTES WILL THEN BE TALLIED WITH COOPERATION FROM CURRENT SAOVQ STAFF. YOU MAY ONLY VOTE ONCE. SAOVQ STAFF WILL ALERT US IF MULTIPLE VOTES ARE MADE FROM A SINGLE IP ADDRESS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,
OFFICIAL ELECTION COMMITTEE.
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well that was easy?
I'd like to know the candidates' stance on vegetables.
I'd like to know the candidates' stances on lumberjacks and lumberjacking-related secondary activities.
How does doggy cool respond to the allegations that he took over 25,000 VIP coins in bribes as he served on the doghouse affairs committee from superstructure elitist?
I nominate italian vipper as a third party
I'd like to know how Doggy Cool can hope to exert control over this SAoVQ without a suitable AA.
>>8 SAOVQ Scientists are working around the clock to bring you Doggy Cool's visage in AA/SJIS format.
21st Century Schizoid Man '08
Disqualifying Doggy Cool based on his lack of AA representation is frankly racist. It was my hope this election could be run without these bitter, partisan attacks, however it does not appear this will happen.
My friends, we must band together in order to provide an AA Doggy Cool. For I am unskilled in the art of the drawering-with-letters, I implore our people to band together in order to bring change upon this fine board.
Otherwise, I'm voting for Table Cat.
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ >>13 But I'm not even running.
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Please buy the NEWS4VIP magazine to learn more.
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I want tablecat as new president. Show your brave side, tablecat, you are the only one suited fort his job.
☞IMPORTANT NOTE☜
You will be expected to vote on a secondary issue on December 6: PANCAKES or WAFFLES.
Campaign in http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/res/1822.html
>>20
How could anyone even think about waffles when you have PANCAKES?!
I want to know Doggycool's stance on sudoku.
>>26
I fear that this new disposition of DADDY COOL implies he's resigning to an honourable defeat.
>>27
Clearly this must be some new tactic wherein Daddy Cool makes Doggy Cool look incompetent.
Hey, how about I release these docs that explain in excruciating detail how you plundered all the DADDY COOL Campaign's VIP COINS to buy disco suits and ridiculous ties?
I have yet to hear any of Doggy Cool's stances on important issues relevant to VIPPERs.
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I hope you aren't implying misspending, because it totally isn't.
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He usually just says "arf" in response to everything. How profound.
AT THE DOGGY COOL NATIONAL CONVENTION:
| Doggy Cool, what is your
| position on Sudoku?
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DOGGY COOL is quite the orator.
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Doggycool, aren't you afraid of being disqualified from running in the election because your text art is too long to fit in one short-post?
I take it you've decided to go easy on the issues and continue playing it smoothly and confidently. I like your style, reminds me of Obama.
Hey dOggy Cool do you think yoU are a bad candidate?/ Say "Arf'' ify ou agree ;)
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Alright, this is just ridiculous.
There's always the write-in candidates...
Can you feel the RISING EXCITEMENT?
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Who would win in a fight?
December 6th is quickly approaching. Remember to get out and vote!
Clonepa 4 president
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will there be absentee ballots?
>>69
Can you make WAFFLES?
Can you make PANCAKES?
If you can't, you can't be candidate.
I don't trust your eyes.
But can you handle our boards as well as your skillet?
>>77
It's the other way around. That's what pancake flipping is supposed to do.
