Disqualifying Doggy Cool based on his lack of AA representation is frankly racist. It was my hope this election could be run without these bitter, partisan attacks, however it does not appear this will happen.

My friends, we must band together in order to provide an AA Doggy Cool. For I am unskilled in the art of the drawering-with-letters, I implore our people to band together in order to bring change upon this fine board.

Otherwise, I'm voting for Table Cat.