i personally love slankets i really need to purchase one i can't image how soft and warm it would be just like a girlfriend or just like konata i bet she's really soft and warm plus shes tiny so i could just hold her around me like a slanket so maybe this company could put a huge konata face on one and i would buy two, one for her face facing the outside and one of the inside so her face is kissing my body i really love slankets and konata
I love Slankets so much I want a slanket for my baby girl because my baby girl likes to touch things very much but she is very SMALL so I can't let her use a real blanket or she might suffocate so I want a slanket for her so she can put her tiny arms through it and still be able to play with her toys such as a rattle which she really enjoys to play with and has a lot of fun with also. I like slankets.
I'm so fucking cold right now. A slanket would be a really good idea right now. The feeling of being trapped in a warm cocoon, no way to get out. I would scream, "I DON'T WANNA DIE!" but no one would hear me (except for my apartment neighbor, but I do this every week so I don't think he cares anymore).
I'm so FUCKING tired of having to hold my MOTHER FUCKING COFFEE THROUGH A GOD DAMN FUCKING BLANKET. I don't want to hold my fucking coffee by some shitty little faggot ass blanket material while I'm trying to be fucking warm with my blanket in the morning. And how the FUCK can I hold my CUNTLICKING SON OF A BITCH NEWS PAPER IF I HAVE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING CUNT FAGGOT ASS NIGGER SPIC FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BLANKET WITH SHITTY FELT CRAFT SHIT FROM MARSHALL'S IF I'M GOING TO BE TURNING A GOD DAMN FUCKING PAGE. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WANT A SLANKET NOWWWWWW.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This is a cautionary tale for those of you who want to buy a slanket... Two years ago my brother saw the infomercial for the slanket. I know this because I was sitting with him at the time. We were watching Are you smarter than a fourth grader? and suddenly this infomercial came on. It was a slanket. It seemed like a stupid and dumb looking idea at first but despite my criticism my brother said he wanted to buy one.
Two weeks and 19.99 later the slanket arrived on our doorstep. Little did we know what terror it would cause. Eager to try it out my brother quickly slipped into his pajamas and opened the box hoping to try on his new slanket. The slanket was a bright green, it almost glowed. Eager to be warm while having use of his hands he gleefully pulled the slanket over his arms. I was cooking at the time and asked him if he could try out the slanket and give me a hand. He said sure.
I will never forget this moment. As he was grabbing the pot of boiling hot water to empty and extract the spaghetti he stepped on the bottom portion of the slanket. This caused him to fall as the rest of the slanket forcefully pulled downward upon him. He went head first into the pot of boiling spaghetti and his brain and eyeballs immediately melted.
On a lighter note the spaghetti was still pretty good.
reccently, my husband i have purchased two slankets for use the in the bedroom. he usually tickles my breasts with the slanket fabric while covering his dick in the other slanket. he then inserts it into my vagina, while he gags me with the slanket, with fresh breast odor. this has been a great sexual ritual and i suggest you all try it.
I thought the slanket was a slinky. I was wrong. Unfortunately the slanket doesn't work as a slinky at all. This is really false advertising you know. I mean I tried to push the slanket down the stairs but it went like two steps! TWO FUCKING STEPS! THE HELL IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT? I WANTED A GOD DAMN SLINKY! WHY NOT CALL IT A FUCKING BLANKET WITH SLEEVES NOT A GOD DAMN SLANKET THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS FUCK YOU!
I have slanket for 2 year. I like slanket. Slanket sometimes is my best friend. Slanket sometimes we fight with each other. 1 day ago slanket say something about slaves or chicken or I don't know but slanket was very upset and I became very upset. Then this morning I wake up and slanket is not next to my pillow where slanket is all the time. If I looking for slanket, him name is Slanky green slanket. I lost my slanket.
PS I'll find my slanket.
Who took my slanket.
That was slanket quality. Which is not saying much.
Two months ago, I asked them whether they ship to where I live. I still got no reply. This is my experience with Slanket..
VIPPER waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were slankets in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
VIPPER was a lumberjack for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the VIPPERS and he said to dad "I wanna be a lumberjack daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SLANKETS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now on your doorstep he knew there could be slankets today.
"This is tablecat" the radio crackered. "You must fight the slankets!"
So VIPPER gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the slanket
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberslanket and he fired the rocket missiles. VIPPER plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the slankets" he shouted
The radio said "No, VIPPER. You are the slankets"
And then VIPPER was tanasinn.