Hello,

I came to a conclusion that I need a new computer name. josh-computer simply doesn't cut it any more. Please suggest a VIP-quality computer name. The best answer will be rewarded.

Thank you.

Kona-chan's computer

How about
WIELDING A GLORIOUS SPEAR OF COMPUTATIONAL POWER, THAT WHICH WILL SLAY THE LIES OF MANKIND IN THE GREAT STREAM OF BITS

or localhost

>>2
I yet have to watch L☆S.
>>3
Sadly, too long.
>>4
Boring

NEXT!

Please let us know the maximum amount of characters, so we can maximize the quality accordingly.

Secret Computer of VIP Quality.

Or SCoVQ, if it doesn't fit.

Who else but DADDY COOL

BEEPBOPBOOP

The Character Limit is 64.

>>10
Great name

I'm a computer, stop all the downloadin'

all of my laptops are named "something-hole"
I have "bit-hole", "gleam-hole", and the retired "computer-hole"

all of my servers are named after gems
"topaz" runs my website and stuff. "opal" is my development server. "ruby" used to be a router and now it just holds extra files.

when I was little I named my computers after different names for waves and or winds or storms, like "tsunami" or "zephyr" or "typhoon"

What this really means, >>1, is that you have no imagination.

also you should name it "konata-chan"

>>13
HEY
FUCK YA MAN
Naming servers after gems is so cliché, I have seen it a dozen times.

Don't name your computer. You can't afford to grow attached to them.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I named my computer BORDERSPACE, like a BORDER into an ALTERNATIVE DIMENSION of VIP QUALITY

Why don't you just name it after an AA character? I would name it shobon.

Rename it ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二二二⊃

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>>13
>>-hole
Glory-hole

>>10
Name it BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

>>17

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

>>24
Please do not take this kopipe in vain. It is only for very special occasions.

>>25
But VIPPER, there can be no more special occasion than the naming of a new family member.

Josh's bad-ass and manly computer

What about DQN?

>>28
Get out.

>>2
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mai waifu

Call it Josh as a security measure.
Once it becomes sentient and says "I can't let you do that, Josh", the contradiction will make it buffer overflow.

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