all of my laptops are named "something-hole"
I have "bit-hole", "gleam-hole", and the retired "computer-hole"

all of my servers are named after gems
"topaz" runs my website and stuff. "opal" is my development server. "ruby" used to be a router and now it just holds extra files.

when I was little I named my computers after different names for waves and or winds or storms, like "tsunami" or "zephyr" or "typhoon"

What this really means, >>1, is that you have no imagination.