Post your effective sleeping tips here~ Let's get better nights sleep together!
Stop being addicted to the internet ;-;
It's 2:30 AM here ... I could have gone to sleep at least two hours ago if I could just pull myself away from the Internet.
Take whatever pills you can find and wash it down with whisky!
Do anything you need to get done beforehand, so you have one less reason to not do so.
Watch a boring show on television.
To go to sleep, lie down and close your eyes until you sleep.
Whiskey, vodka or a cup of warm milk. Drink it about a half-hour to an hour before you go to bed.
Whiskey, vodka, and a cup of warm milk. Stir if about a half-minute before you add the cognac.
Slankets! Slankets are always the answer! Slankets make you strong! Slankets make you manly!
110% of lumberjacks interviewed preferred Slankets over the next leading brand!
My friend got a slanket, it killed and ate all the birds in the neighbourhood and then took the firepance and did... things...
I would advise against a slanket at any cost.
I've had to cut back on my Slanket use since I discovered that reclining on my sofa opposite a large picture window facing the street while wearing my Slanket would cause any woman between the age of fourteen and twenty five who glanced me in the Slanket to hurl herself through the window and beg me desperately to let her have sex with me.
Make of that what you will.
Who invented the Slanket? Surely it was a genius with eccentric tendencies.
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Has anyone attempted the jimble-jabble in conjunction with a slanket? I would like to hear experiences about that
Go to GNC or your vitamin store and ask for Melatonin and/or GABA. Take 20 minutes before you try to sleep, Melatonin makes you sleep deeper and GABA helps you get to sleep faster! and they're natural supplements
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Wakeup at a specific time. Doesn't matter if you only sleep 6 hours, that'll make you tired, and tired is good for sleeping.
Keep going to bed late yet waking up early = more tired = wanting to go to bed earlier = MISSION COMPLETE.
You'll feel like crap for days but then you'll get more time to Boon before it gets too dark, and Booning at 1am doesn't make for great fun unless you're with friends.
I wish I had friends. ;_;
whenever i stay up late i have weird dreams, recently i've been staying up late just for the dreams
When I stay up late, I dream of good things like getting out of concentration camps and eating a normal dinner when the world is being sucked into a white hole in the sky.
It is better to sleep earlier so these dreams won't be cut short, you know.