ITT We Celebrate our Recent Accomplishments (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:19 [Del]

I just made myself a sandwich and it was delicious!

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   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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865 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-07-10 02:17 [Del]

I managed to rip something off my DS-10+ in a gloriously VIP-Quality monaural MP3!

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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
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866 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-10 02:19 [Del]

I almost made a tasteless remark in response to >>864, but I stopped myself before doing so.
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867 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 14:02 [Del]

I have become hip
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868 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 16:51 [Del]

I just watched a H!P concert.
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
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869 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 21:20 [Del]

I've started running again!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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870 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 01:03 [Del]

I saw m1dy perform live!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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871 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 15:46 [Del]

>>870
I'm jealous.

872 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 15:52 [Del]

I'm not jealous!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
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        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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873 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 19:55 [Del]

I applied for a job at Target!
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   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
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I hope they hire me... I filled out the questionnaire rather frankly, and those parts about my self-confidence...well...

874 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 19:58 [Del]

I made a modular origami cube using 24 sheets of paper!
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5562/modularorigami.png
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
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       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
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875 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 22:32 [Del]

I sat in a hot bath so long I couldn't hear when I got out!

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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
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876 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 18:15 [Del]

I was feeling depressed and miserable as always and I decided to get off my ass and go running. I ran 6 km!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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877 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 20:14 [Del]

>>876
You'd be better off facing your problems rather than running.

878 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 22:22 [Del]

>>877
But exercise can help you think more clearly

879 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 23:32 [Del]

>>878
One would think that by now that you would understand what VIPPER's position on thinking is.

880 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 00:49 [Del]

I see >>876's activity as a positive way of coping with sadness. It sounds uplifting, and that's what counts.

881 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-22 07:42 [Del]

I just set up a nice custom style sheet for SAoVQ in Opera. Now everything looks amazing!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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882 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-22 12:48 [Del]

A hikikomori went to the store today!

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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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883 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-28 16:05 [Del]

An overly long joke song I made last year has become
a trolling hit on 4ch•n's /jp/ request-based net radio!

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  i  i           /      \           i   }
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 i   ゝ、_     <     ´ ̄`        >,. '´ハ   ,!
. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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884 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-28 16:26 [Del]

Careful savings plans indicate that I will be able to pay off my university fees almost entirely the year after I leave university.
With even a decent-paying job, I will be one happy and debt-free VIPPER.

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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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885 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-30 20:49 [Del]

I've been made curious by >>883-san's overly long joke song he made last year.

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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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886 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-30 21:17 [Del]

>>885
http://www.badongo.com/file/15085335 http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22we+conjure+the+spirits%22
Looks like they're starting to become really sick of it. They have probably spent ten times more time listening to it than I have spent making this copy-paste joke.

887 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-31 06:58 [Del]

>>886 Each!

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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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888 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-31 11:40 [Del]

I managed to guess which song >>883 made before he explained it in an other post!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
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        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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889 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-05 10:02 [Del]

       /      \  I can't do anything right.
     /  ノ  ヽ、  \
    / o゚((●)) ((●))゚o \
    |     (__人__)    |
    \     ` ⌒´     /
   /´           `\
  /  /          l  l   .___
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  \, ´-'ヽ  ̄| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   l二二二二l
    ヾ_ノ   | '''' '   |   l二二二二l
   | 9=ε-8. | '''..--  |   l二二二二l:::..
   |   ..''  |  ''-.  ,|
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

890 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-05 16:46 [Del]

My wang shatters lesser condoms!

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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
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891 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-05 18:48 [Del]

>>890
     ____
   / / /|
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/ |____|/ /
 ̄ ̄ |し |  ̄ ̄
    し⌒J

...tmi dude.

892 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-08 12:04 [Del]

I lost 5kg in ten days!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
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893 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-08 15:23 [Del]

>>892
is that even healthy? you don't want to gain it back as fast as you lost it(´・ω・`)

894 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-08 16:01 [Del]

>>893
I just restricted my eating to 100% healthy food and I cycle every day. I'm surprised with the results myself.

895 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-09 23:55 [Del]

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One of the animated gifs I stole from ameblo.jp is now the favicon on /z/.
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896 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-18 21:25 [Del]

I just learned how to drive manual!
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897 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-20 11:08 [Del]

I arranged a date with a woman!
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899 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-20 21:32 [Del]

I helped a Japanese guy chat with some girl online!
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900 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 08:33 [Del]

900 GET!!
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901 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 10:37 [Del]

I witnessed 900 GET in this thread!
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902 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 10:48 [Del]

I taught my friend how to game and he's not a virgin anymore!
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903 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 16:11 [Del]

A GIRL LIKES ME!!!

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I don't like her..

904 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 18:56 [Del]

>>903
That is not accomplishment.

905 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 02:04 [Del]

>>904

It is because that is the first time a girl has ever shown any interest towards me.

906 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 10:52 [Del]

>>905
.....

907 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 14:05 [Del]

Finally moving out of my parents house and into my own shared flat in 7 days!

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Also as horrible as it is to say, >>905 makes me feel good about my currently non-existent love/sex life. But then again I think this is down to my current geographical predicament, surely my dashing looks and stunning charm will win me the favour of many fabulous wenches in the big city.

908 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 16:43 [Del]

I relived my childhood fantasies playing with my old LEGO bricks all afternoon!
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909 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-01 08:59 [Del]

I replaced my original Epson ink cartridge by a way cheaper
and higher capacity compatible one, doing that fixed my printer
that was accusing me of using illegal counterfeit ink! I also wish
a gruesome death on every Epson engineer!
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910 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-01 09:50 [Del]

I get appointed today!
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912 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 09:29 [Del]

I no longer need the Internet to be happy!
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913 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 10:47 [Del]

>>912
OH NO!

914 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 17:08 [Del]

>>912
That is a terrible thing!

915 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 12:17 [Del]

>>909

>my printer that was accusing me of using illegal counterfeit ink

What?

916 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 13:42 [Del]

>>915
I assume VIPPER meant that his printer wouldn't accept the ink using a faulty ink detection program

917 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 23:22 [Del]

>>915,916
You asked for it, here's the long version!
Epson is well-known for being the douchiest player in the bizarro market of inkjets.
They use a special chip on every ink cartridge they sell. The chip tracks how much ink is supposedly still in the cartridge. Once the chip believes the cartridge is empty, the printer refuses to print anything at the hardware level. They do this to prevent you from refilling the cartridges yourself with syringes. They sell their entry-level printers at a massive loss but make a fortune with their razor-and-razorblades racket..
Anyway, I purchased the cheapest model available that went on sale for €40, sold with a pack of ink.
Replacement cartridges cost €10 for 7 milliliters (yes, that means purchasing spare printers would have been a better move than purchasing a full set of official ink).
I expected to use the official ink until it'd run out, then switch for for unofficial ink (€15 for 168ml of ink in 12*14ml cartridges)... but the official ink lasted only two test printouts. The driver said the epson cartridges was not genuine or something like that.
I popped in the cheapo ebay cartridges (voiding the warranty in the process), that are outfitted with chips programmed to always pretend that the cartridges are 100% full, and they worked perfectly.
Of course, I knew what I was going into, but I'm still pissed off that the industry is so dishonest. I wish I could buy a reliable printer what it's really worth then purchase affordable ink from the same company. That's what Brother used to do a few years ago (I have a great B&W laser of theirs) but they have switched to the same pricing scheme.

918 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-24 04:19 [Del]

I used my basic knowledge of Japanese to fight anxiousness on my date!

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919 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-24 09:00 [Del]

I'm learning Javascript!

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920 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-24 18:02 [Del]

I finally cleared a Touhou game...on Easy.

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921 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-25 05:49 [Del]

>>920

EASY MOD-O!?

922 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 11:53 [Del]

I just ordered a one way ticket to gloriousNippon!

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923 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 13:22 [Del]

I moved out of my mother's house today!

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924 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 13:24 [Del]

>>922
Nippon immigrations: いやwwwwwことわるwwwwwwwwww

925 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 16:19 [Del]

My hangover finally completely died off at 11:18pm!

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926 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-28 16:42 [Del]

I emptied out all of my bottles of pee since nobody is home.
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927 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-30 02:47 [Del]

I have quite a few achievements stored up!

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I haven't showered in over 11 days!

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Much like >>926, I also emptied out my bottles of pee while my landlord was asleep!

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And, finally, I have fallen in love with two girls, both of which are trying to win me over!
Best of all, I feel that they are both quite cute, albeit one more than the other, while she is the more compatible one!
I know who I'm choosing~
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928 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-30 03:23 [Del]

I lost 9kg in under two months!
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929 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-30 03:45 [Del]

>>927

Considering your other two achievements, I feel the need to ask: are these women 2D, or just imaginary?

930 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-30 12:13 [Del]

After stocking much produce I can get food and green enlightenment~!
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931 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 07:44 [Del]

>>929
Actually, no!
One, Girl A, is my best friend, whom I had thought I had friend-zoned with when she turned me down a couple years back. I've known her for ~7 years, but has expressed her love for me, and says she didn't fully realize it herself until she saw how happy I was with Girl B. She is cuter than Girl B, and I believe that we are more compatible.

Girl B is my current "girlfriend", although it's kinda rocky. We used to live together, until she got into the uni she wanted and had to move out of state. She is, in a word, hot, but not quite as compatible with me as Girl A. My problem is that I feel devoted to Girl B, although I feel that I love Girl A more.

My biggest fear is that this might be an elaborate trick from my girlfriend, but that is just my SA acting up. Another fear is what might happen. I don't want to make the wrong choice and lose both of them. I think I'll try to explain my reasons for being apprehensive to Girl A, and basically say "I love Girl B, and she got me first. I love you, even moreso, but cannot break it off with her so easily. It would only show that I have horrible character, something I do not wish for people to think."

I hope she'll understand. It really hurts me though, because Girl A is a VIPPER, as well.

As for the showering and bottles, I really do not like my landlord, and think he may have invited me to stay here, expecting me to give him sexual favors, as I have found records of Old Man/YOung Boy erotic in his internet history. As such ,I try to avoid him if I can, and must stay in my room until he goes to sleep, leaving me without a restroom for 16 hours of the day. The showering is a problem with how the water recycles itself throughout the house, leaving me with ~ 30 minutes leeway when he is asleep, to catch a shower, someething I have neglected to partake in, what with my newfound NEET status.

932 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 09:19 [Del]

>>931
With all do respect, VIPPER... what the fuck.

933 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 10:04 [Del]

>>931
I hate you for making a post in which you describe achieving what I will never achieve.

934 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 10:32 [Del]

I feel the same, >>933-san.

I think you meant 'due' instead of "do", >>932-san.

935 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 11:36 [Del]

>>931

I agree with your decision. Stay faithful to the current woman you have and only choose to be with your old friend should your current relationship end for reasons other than pursuing Girl A. Also, there is no "friend zone," there is only the delusion that women are even interested in the first place.

936 Name: 932 : 2010-10-01 13:18 [Del]

>>934
Oops, you're right! Sorry, I was on my mobile so I didn't catch that mistake. Good call, VIPPER!

937 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 18:18 [Del]

>>931 So uh how did you get to look at ol' landlordheimer's internet history?

938 Name: >>931 : 2010-10-01 23:37 [Del]

>>932
I always seem to get into things like this. To tell the truth, this situation is a lot less weird than went on at my Dad's place before I moved out, due do differences in opinion on how I was living my life.

>>933
I love you for believing that it is a goal so lofty, but, I must tell you, anyone can do it, you just need to keep looking. To tell the truth I never expected anything like this to happen. I started dating Girl B out of a combination of wanting to protect her, make her feel better, and looks.I have found that she can be a bit crazy at times, but she's still the girl I love.

>>935
I feel I made the right decision, as well. I was a little apprehensive towards VIPPER's reaction, for Girl A is a VIPPER as well, and is therefor automatically superior in the eyes of fellow VIPPERs, to the extent of my knowledge.

>>937
He was working outside, and I already had my doubts, so I did a quick check on his computer. I have recently seen a package arrive at the door one day when he was gone, and, after researching the name online, found my way to a male/male porn websight.

939 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 10:07 [Del]

My girlfriend left me and we're still best friends!
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940 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 12:36 [Del]

I left my girlfriend and we're still best friends! With benefits!
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941 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 12:54 [Del]

>>940
Fuck you, she thinks that would ruin things ;_;

942 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 13:33 [Del]

I don't feel like killing myself after hearing >>939 and >>940 talk about their girlfriends.
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943 Name: >>939 : 2010-10-03 13:42 [Del]

>>942
I feel better about myself now, and I hope you were being serious!
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944 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 18:39 [Del]

>>939
He probably was! He's probably dead, right now! Thanks to you!
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945 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 03:36 [Del]

>>939
I got that bit of apple skin out of my teeth!
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946 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 03:41 [Del]

>>945
... but I left in that link from copying >>944!

947 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 19:57 [Del]

>>946
I cannot decipher the meaning of this! ... In style.
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948 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 18:42 [Del]

I started working out!
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949 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 19:07 [Del]

Knowing zero electronics, I've attempted to make a usb gamepad hack for arcade controls,
and somehow didn't burn the PCB or drill through my fingers! And all the inputs actually
work despite my laughable soldering job! I'm one step closer to making my cab!
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950 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-10-11 23:13 [Del]

My liqueur concoctions are managing to stay roughly proportional!
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951 Post deleted by user.

952 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 15:01 [Del]

I fell in love with my best friend an it's working out great!
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My arm also feels a lot better when it is aligned properly!

953 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 15:10 [Del]

My girlfriend is my best friend and it's still great! I'm happy for you, >>952-san and >>952-chan!
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954 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-18 12:33 [Del]

I totally hijacked an outdoor student radio promotion event and played nothing but Detroit Techno, Electro, and DQN ELECTRONICS until I got kicked off!
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   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
       ヽ.      ヽ::〈; . '::. :' |::/   /   ,. "
        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
     / ̄二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ヽ
     |   |      ぬ る ぽ 神        │|
     \_二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ノ

955 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-18 13:24 [Del]

>>954
Why are you a jerk?

956 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-18 13:48 [Del]

I made my first pseudo-dubstep track yesterday! It's a remix of something from Donkey Kong 64!
                                  ,.へ
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     / ̄二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ヽ
     |   |      ぬ る ぽ 神        │|
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957 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-18 13:55 [Del]

>>954
What philistines, I bet they like Sandstorm.

958 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-18 20:44 [Del]

I made my self a bowl of gold fish crackers!
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 「 ヒ_i〉                            ゝ 〈
 ト ノ                           iニ(()
 i  {               ネ申             |  ヽ
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 ト−┤.      /    (__人__)'   \    ,ノ  ̄ ,!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
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     / ̄二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ヽ
     |   |      ぬ る ぽ 神        │|
     \_二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ノ

959 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-18 21:40 [Del]

>>957
They were playing nothing but Talking Heads for almost an hour.

960 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-19 11:58 [Del]

>>959 ...oh my

961 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-19 18:46 [Del]

I've finally managed to seed 10GB to what.cd just by leaving a computer on an unused DSL line unattended the whole summer!
                                  ,.へ
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 「 ヒ_i〉                            ゝ 〈
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     / ̄二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ヽ
     |   |      ぬ る ぽ 神        │|
     \_二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ノ

962 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-20 07:50 [Del]

>>961
Try that on TranceTraffic

963 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-20 08:51 [Del]

hmmm

964 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-30 20:35 [Del]

                                 ,.へ
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 「 ヒ_i〉                            ゝ 〈
 ト ノ                           iニ(()
 i  {               ネ申            |  ヽ
 i  i           /      \            i   }
 |   i         /(●)   (●) \       {、  λ
 ト−┤.      /    (__人__)'   \    ,ノ  ̄ ,!
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. ヽ、    `` 、,__\              /" \  ヽ/
   \ノ ノ   ハ ̄r/:::r―--―/::7   ノ    /
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        `ー 、    \ヽ::. ;:::|/     r'"
     / ̄二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ヽ
     |   |      ぬ る ぽ 神        │|
     \_二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ノ

I had sex for the first time in months by taking advantage of the emotions of a girl who recently broke up with her boyfriend! She didn't even enjoy it!
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