I just made myself a sandwich and it was delicious!
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>>931
I hate you for making a post in which you describe achieving what I will never achieve.
I agree with your decision. Stay faithful to the current woman you have and only choose to be with your old friend should your current relationship end for reasons other than pursuing Girl A. Also, there is no "friend zone," there is only the delusion that women are even interested in the first place.
>>934
Oops, you're right! Sorry, I was on my mobile so I didn't catch that mistake. Good call, VIPPER!
>>931 So uh how did you get to look at ol' landlordheimer's internet history?
>>932
I always seem to get into things like this. To tell the truth, this situation is a lot less weird than went on at my Dad's place before I moved out, due do differences in opinion on how I was living my life.
>>933
I love you for believing that it is a goal so lofty, but, I must tell you, anyone can do it, you just need to keep looking. To tell the truth I never expected anything like this to happen. I started dating Girl B out of a combination of wanting to protect her, make her feel better, and looks.I have found that she can be a bit crazy at times, but she's still the girl I love.
>>935
I feel I made the right decision, as well. I was a little apprehensive towards VIPPER's reaction, for Girl A is a VIPPER as well, and is therefor automatically superior in the eyes of fellow VIPPERs, to the extent of my knowledge.
>>937
He was working outside, and I already had my doubts, so I did a quick check on his computer. I have recently seen a package arrive at the door one day when he was gone, and, after researching the name online, found my way to a male/male porn websight.
My girlfriend left me and we're still best friends!
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>>942
I feel better about myself now, and I hope you were being serious!
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>>939
He probably was! He's probably dead, right now! Thanks to you!
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>>939
I got that bit of apple skin out of my teeth!
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>>946
I cannot decipher the meaning of this! ... In style.
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Knowing zero electronics, I've attempted to make a usb gamepad hack for arcade controls,
and somehow didn't burn the PCB or drill through my fingers! And all the inputs actually
work despite my laughable soldering job! I'm one step closer to making my cab!
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My liqueur concoctions are managing to stay roughly proportional!
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>>957
They were playing nothing but Talking Heads for almost an hour.
hmmm
>>965
It's definitely not my favourite, it gets boring after about a minute and it took less than a day to write. The other tracks in the Remixes album are much better.
http://www.last.fm/music/Infected+Ear/_/Puzzles+in+the+Caves
I managed to fuck everything up, but on the upside, I've found letting blood to be rather calming. Hooray for self-destructive coping mechanisms!
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I am using Python to teach my girlfriend about programming!
And she is doing pretty good!
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>Python
>girlfriend
>she is doing pretty good
This one makes sense, maybe his girlfriend is an expert python handler.
As in, the type of snake.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think I made a friend today.
I performed oral sex on a girl for the first time.
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I just finished a Biology paper that was stumping me after thinking about it really hard!
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We're gonna hang out again.
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>>985
If not, don't worry about it! It's a perfectly socially acceptable coping mechanism.
I finally talked to the adorable girl in my class! She even gave me a ride home!
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I bullshitted my way through all both papers I had due!
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I accomplished my New Year's Resolution a day after the new year started.
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I cracked Cold Fusion!
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